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Kalatium:
@Harddon
I have been able to test your Drills on new catch and it works but my main problem is my female course mates, they know me as quiet/gentle guy, so when I try it on them they are giving me tough time. Despite me trying to socialize with them but it feels like they ain't comfortable with me.

Havent u heard? A prophet is always without honour in his homestead ..... go figure

HARDDON:
WHAT IS THEN THE PROPER WAY OF ASKING LADIES OUT IN THIS AGE N TIME?

Answer: You Dont!
Rather you make them ask You out!

Yea, i know it sounds twisted, but daz why im here....

Call me The dymistifier! I have evolved also!

There is sometin you should appreciate, just like he/she who cares less controls any r/ship/marriage, so also
he/she who is ASKED OUT holds d C nob.
wudnt u rather be on d driver's seat?

Me: Hello
Her: Hi, who im i with?
Me: arrh, not the indomie vOice again! ( Line of Note i used d day we met )
her: oh , U! ?
Me: yea, i know u hv been expecting my call.
Her: u wish
Me: did u just say u wish we were married? Not so fast!
Her: lol, wen?
me: oh forget it, I knw i have that effect on ladies. It makes u feel strange n start talking like u were hY. Then u go forgeting what u just said.
Her: huh? i never said anything like that. Lol
Me: ofcos well WE knw already. Have u added a lil height now? Last time i saw u were....hehehe

Her : i was what? Lol

Me: oops, gtg talk soon. #Calldrop

This is becoming worrisome.

Senators Busy chasing shadow laws while d real ish that dyes d fabric of our nation n spoils/scars tender minds for life, r left in d lurch.

Smh


Hopefully,their daugthers wud be serially taped n raped b4 dey wud listen n wade in

AntiIPOB:
you wish,and who told you that you will last longer than him?

Whateva meaning u read from that, however,
Naturally, i do know

This is happening for a very gud reason!

A nigerian somebody is d champion of this military coalation against yahya......

Come 2019, if he is blessed till then, would hv no option than to step aside n let another take over

WHAT IS THEN THE PROPER WAY OF ASKING LADIES OUT IN THIS AGE N TIME?

Answer: You Dont!
Rather you make them ask You out!

Yea, i know it sounds twisted, but daz why im here....

Call me The dymistifier! I have evolved also!

There is sometin you should appreciate, just like he/she who cares less controls any r/ship/marriage, so also
he/she who is ASKED OUT holds d C nob.
wudnt u rather be on d driver's seat?

HARDDON:
These are just brief intro into where it all started n why men feel that they must ask a gurl out b4 they can have her.

WHY DO MEN ASK LADIES OUT?

1) the most glaring reason unequivocally, is to shunt d circuit btw meeting n mating!
Men want unreaserved access to her body n d best way to do that, is to ask her out n once she accepts( rarely however), he bassically owns her. Unfetted gyration

2) to ward off other potential malemood that might be eyeing her. Men r territorial . Once she says YES to him, he can easily monitor, manipulate n control her activities n she cant accept others ( supposedly)
Want her for potential pseudo keeps

3. Men ask ladies out so that they can geniunly have some1 to share life with, grow together in understanding( wit or without sex) n wen its time, get married( very rarely though)

4. Some men ask ladies out cos of d financial benefits they can derive from her( very rarely though)


5) men ask ladies out cos we were wired thus. N r more adventurous, less emotional( shld she reject us, we can easily dust off n move )

These n many more r some of d reasons men feel oblidged to asking ladies out.

Most of these reasons were quite kul in d 80s n early 90s but they hold very little effects now!

Infact ladies in dis age only READ ONE MEANING N ONE MEANING ALONE TO GUYS ASKING THEM OUT NOW! :

"he wants easy access to my pants!"

So instead of ur smooth talk of wooing her to endear her to u, it rather makes her weary of u!

Ladies have evolved brothers! Ya'll shld too!

They hear their mommas saying men are not trustworthy. Their elder sisters saying men r cheats, their aunties saying all men r dogs n once u let them smooth talk u, they eat n take off!


Then here u r, wit no doctrine about the right ways to treat women from ur father coupled wit d high libido he so gladly bequethed to u, approaching same gurls wit gf talks!



What do u think they naturally wud do?

RED FLAG U.!. Use that foolish talk to trap n milk u! Leave u in a limbo, they stand @ d door, not accepting ur gf proposal nor walking away. They hang on to milk u cos u let em.

This is where magas r made, this is where mugus die n full fledged men r turned to Fzone puppies!

Wud u blame them? No, You asked them out!

HARDDON:
Ask yourself these Qs

1) Why do men ask ladies out n still end up expending time, money , energy, resources n sperm? N wen its time to marry, he still has to buy a ring n get on one strewpid left kneels like a stranded stranger begging for a ride wit her royal ducess ?
he finally marries her, he still has to fend for her, feed her, cloth her, pet her n pound her?

One wud think that since he asked her out, she should hv the resources not just to accept, but to spend on him!

Why do d men hv to do everything while she sits like a peahen to enjoy all?

These are just brief intro into where it all started n why men feel that they must ask a gurl out b4 they can have her.

WHY DO MEN ASK LADIES OUT?

1) the most glaring reason unequivocally, is to shunt d circuit btw meeting n mating!
Men want unreaserved access to her body n d best way to do that, is to ask her out n once she accepts( rarely however), he bassically owns her. Unfetted gyration

2) to ward off other potential malemood that might be eyeing her. Men r territorial . Once she says YES to him, he can easily monitor, manipulate n control her activities n she cant accept others ( supposedly)
Want her for potential pseudo keeps

3. Men ask ladies out so that they can geniunly have some1 to share life with, grow together in understanding( wit or without sex) n wen its time, get married( very rarely though)

4. Some men ask ladies out cos of d financial benefits they can derive from her( very rarely though)


5) men ask ladies out cos we were wired thus. N r more adventurous, less emotional( shld she reject us, we can easily dust off n move )

These n many more r some of d reasons men feel oblidged to asking ladies out.

iLegend:
they're grown up men with 10 liters of sperms in their testicles.

fujirice:
Lol! Oga na Liverpool o!
Thank God today if you see draw

Al so so

No go go

United wins, we dont play for draws

fujirice:
The Manchester clubs are going down today!!!!

3:1 in favour of Man United....


wano stick ur money where ur mouth is?
if yes ,
Lets up d ante n do it in pounds shall we?

3:0
Blood remains Red!

Argh! Even ademola on his debut, less than 3mins on, with his very first touch, sc0res! Makes it 4!

Bolton wud do in this city side

Argh! Even ademola on his debut, less than 3mins on, sc0res! Makes it 4!

Bolton wud do in this city side

kokaneprodigy:
what full advantage, that won't take ya outta 6th

Trchnically it wud! Chk d table!
Only goal diff wud keep city abv


Who wud hv tot it Nov last yr?

chrisley024:
City!

Pep no more watching the game?

Oh Lawd!

Man city having a baptism of goals!

Raped from al angles n d centre can no longer hold!

Mind blowing wonders, blistering testimonies n enthraling Revelations!
5 NIGHTS OF GLORY !!!


Favour Flows
Life transformed
Busineses Blessed, Boom
5 NIGHTS OF GLORY!

Captives Librated
Terminal Diseases Healed
Evil Cocoons Anihilate.

5 Nights OF GLORY!


The Largest Single Gathering on Earth! (10million + people!)
View from all 196 Countries of the World

5 NIGHTS OF GLORY!
Happening LIve 2Morrow Monday 16th 2017

Come n experience God first hand!


U can also watch live Stream : smhos.org

Jesus is Lord!

THIS Is not d thread

We win liverpool 3 nil....

Signed n cealed!

Like if u Bliv!

Thy e Blood remains Red!

GGMAN UNITED!

Adasun:
harddon,should i caught ur jirode bfor u attend to us

Hey! Daz da 3rd most precious jewel on ma body apart frm ma........

So dnt clown dere

DuchessDee:




Good night

What timezone r u double dutch?

DuchessDee:
I will wake you up with my wand . Believe me

No u cudnt wear angels' wings n float without a song.
No, U cudnt dot n dab without hurting a heart
U cudnt shoot to d heavens, sit within d clouds n pull its blinds apart all but to peep @ d sons of mortal men blending
U cudnt dance without ur feet touching d vine

No u cudnt


To the unlearned mind, it is termed luv letter
Oh dear mi, of all d softness in d world! I crave bones?
Hahaha


But wud u blame the blindnes in her paths?

Or d weakness in her pants?

cud u blame d dirts in her skirt ?

or d crack in her lack?

cud u blame d flatness of her chest?

Or the large lips on her face?

Time wud fall me to tell how cheaply she serves

Cud u blame d drynes in her days

Or the crudeness in her craze?

Cud U?

DuchessDee:
Are you gay?

How cm i didnt see this earlier?

Only a few fathom.

If u lose lines, u'd hv gotten d jerk

DuchessDee:
It all started like that before you know it the busted guy believed his lies even made marriage plans on it .

I don't want to be like him


4? Slaps?

4 wor?
U want me to comit murder so early in d yr?

Smellingmouth:
It's yoruba bruh..

I am talking about EPL joor, it's so frustrating winning 6 six Premier League games in a row yet our league position is still the same..

Hahaha!

Yea, top 4 is tight! We cudnt get d formular right on time. We will climb though. I see this as a season a33'nal wud miss out on their birthright 4th position. We ghehin dere

DuchessDee:
you are funny... I no lie again jare

Oh , so u just wave d magic truth wand n all d lies suddenly varnish? Not so ur Royal Lienus!


U owe me 4

Smellingmouth:
Kpa Kpa Kpa Kpa kpa..


*********

HARDDON, wadup bruh? Liverpool is next..


GGMU..

Interpret that tongue u spoke ealier b4 i sumone d lyrical gods

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Nopes, Hull iz......semifinals

Tues gee

Da Bloods Remains Red

Timelezz:
Erm, that was for mhisbliss?

But I understand!

No he kills d brewing winds!

Return to thy realms of random rhymes therefore
Thou randy Quill

Smellingmouth:
Bi ajanaku o ba gbekele furo, ki i mi odu agbon..

See this one speaking in tongues!

N meme didnt follow him! He must be either hY or very confused

DuchessDee:
Did I tell you I'm weak at sarcasm.... You fvcking mocking me now ? Huh?

Well I want to buy Nl and donate to charity

No Ur Royal hYness, nl is worthless

Buy d internet , lets take it to d village n put it in a small pandora box

mhisbliss:
all this mumbo jumbo just to look cool, yet he did not make any sense at the end lemme goan sleep joor

Didnt think some1 ur intellectual standing wud fathom wisdom laced in words.

Yea, run off to ur cradle . Elders tables is not for minors of ur type

Timelezz:
Babe, I have only lost one fight to a female--once. And i was dead drunk.

After the 1st round of fast , furious and firm fücking, i fell into a dose on top of her as my dick went limp inside her wet, pulsating püssy.

Oh to dah skies my lyrical heart shoots! Where is my word wand? My randy Quills!?
Angels please kiss me once more, let me i pray thee , dab! Just this once, just d tips, just d lips.

How can a soul, robed in mortal cloak be so blessed with d gift of a raveging gab?