₦airaland Forum

DuchessDee:


Is it because I am on nairaland? You are questioning my words . Mind you I am buying Nl tomorrow

Nah,
Nl is too cheap for a lady of ur Liquid standing! Buy the internet rather your Royal lieNus!

mhisbliss:
seriously? You had to change my comment? Are you related to jude?

That wasnt a comment , that was an intercontinental ballistic missile that bears a dent on an otherwise flawless crap

Jude , rude, crude would hv been a toad had he not stated emphantically n categoritecally that he luvs drama!

D joke is on ya'll lapping it up

DuchessDee:
You are not a believer.... Anything can happen ooo But when it happens you wont be the only one to witness it. Unlike Jude's case

Bliv who? U that can sell a tuk tuk as a maybach?

U that hv had dina with all d world's presidents both past n present without leaving d confort of ur hut?

U that bill gates ansa to, dangote ur gate guy, carlos slim ur buckler , warren buffet ur driver n d virgin guy cleans ur shoes? All on ur cosy bed?

Why wudnt
Ah bliv ?

Sanchez01:
Normally, I would just read and move along but it is strange that most people commenting failed to see that the alleged Statement of Account is not actually eighteen million (18M) but eighteen Billion (18bn) Naira. This is impressive.

Ishilove, Ammyluv2002, something to amuse you guys

Nah, that no billions mehn.... zoom in closely u wud see it has two commas, n two full stops meaning two kobo slots pwoor psd skills


18,000,000.000.000

mhisbliss:
coman join line I'm sharing free Choochie

Sorry, i dont do Cheap serves

DuchessDee:
Sincerely I am telling the truth

Why aren't you believing me?

Only in dream's far far away wonderland does the a cat turn a lion, bicycle turn pJet n a man that slept wit hunger , feed nations!

Only in dreamland. But u wud get there , Eventually!

mhisbliss:
lie with fear nah ahn ahn

ImHisBliss?

ManHisBliss?

HarmHisBliss?

MissHisBliss?


MsHisBliss

MzzBliss?


Arrrh, i give up!

Neva came across a moniker that tosses and ebbs, whine n willows to d gentle caress of a boisterous words winds

DuchessDee:

Yea she did, considering those buns bunny teeth she is shinning

HARDDON:
Men r naturally wired to go after ladies. Itz not our fault, thats how we were fashioned!

Not just us but all lower animals too!

Check out birds singing sonorously, dancing n displaying their bright plumage just to get laid!

The hen wants it, but d idiot wud take a run of life just to make d c0ck sweat itz balls for it.
She wud fly over roof, jump ova waters but wen caught eventually , she wud spread that her bum bum like a starved he goat just to geh it!

The higher d chase, the sweeter d taste? see? Itz not only ladies that r seemingly confused.

Check out animals puffing up , even fighting their fellow males just to get laid.
We are not alone.

But alpha males r higher Animals, not like ur average everyday d1ck n derrick ( pun intended)

To him/her with the higher value, belongs the ride

Ask yourself these Qs

1) Why do men ask ladies out n still end up expending time, money , energy, resources n sperm? N wen its time to marry, he still has to buy a ring n get on one strewpid left kneels like a stranded stranger begging for a ride wit her royal ducess ?
he finally marries her, he still has to fend for her, feed her, cloth her, pet her n pound her?

One wud think that since he asked her out, she should hv the resources not just to accept, but to spend on him!

Why do d men hv to do everything while she sits like a peahen to enjoy all?

DuchessDee:
Last week I had dinner with Usher, guy was too short I made snoop dog warm my bed.. Rihanna cleaned my sheets, I tipped her 1000£ . She leaked my 5000£ bathroom slippers. Getting to the Park where my Lamborghini was , I had Bill gate dust my seat. Trump drove...

N u woke up Really very angry huh?

Da amount in a savings acount?

Ok , didnt say anything

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 11: The Best Way To Ask A Gurl Out:

( due to popular Demand)

Men r naturally wired to go after ladies. Itz not our fault, thats how we were fashioned!

Not just us but all lower animals too!

Check out birds singing sonorously, dancing n displaying their bright plumage just to get laid!

The hen wants it, but d idiot wud take a run of life just to make d c0ck sweat itz balls for it.
She wud fly over roof, jump ova waters but wen caught eventually , she wud spread that her bum bum like a starved he goat just to geh it!

The higher d chase, the sweeter d taste? see? Itz not only ladies that r seemingly confused.

Check out animals puffing up , even fighting their fellow males just to get laid.
We are not alone.

But alpha males r higher Animals, not like ur average everyday d1ck n derrick ( pun intended)

To him/her with the higher value, belongs the ride

BraniacX:
WICKED!!!!

Pure eeeeeeeEeeeeveeeeelll!!!

Thing is, now that i think back on it, i remember having played out similar scenarios with some chicks back when i was in school and man!! Did it work!!!

You some kinda psychologist?

Psychologist?
Nah! im an Exocist . I specialize in whooPing d cells of ignorance out of men living like babies!


It annoys me wen i see men drooling ova heaving bo0bs n b00ties uncontrolably. Even in front of their Wives!

I have had to walk out on a meeting i was having @ a kul spot cos d mallam kept eye tracing every soft muchento that breeze by!
Never gave him the job thereafter .


As for all aspiring to be top Executives, the very first thing u need to do as a matter of urgency, is Kill Ur Randy Urge!
You Shld be able to sit infront of a nak3d gurl , even in ur tipsy state, n not be moved.
If not, be ready for scandals n blackmails

Kalatium:
Nice work Harddon.
What will b the best responds to a girl that reply you with "who cares".

"Last time i checked, multina does"


But i really would luv to know what promted her to retort wit that.
The context matters alot

@peerless0012

What an episode!

Bottom line is You havent been worth your balls!

How can s1 who needed ur help so direct ur affairs wholesomely?

You cudnt just place one fut ryt. Even wen u summoned courage to touch, u wen for a spike spot!


Here is her reasoning ryt now:

1) he is a bore cos i easily control him

2) he is so into me he let down himself to plz me.

3) he is dirty, dont think this is worth it.

4) dont think he can take care of me even if i provide d money

5) Ive got better options, n he aint one of them!


Gee , read d line n move on wit the lil balls u got left.

How can some1 u were kul wit, just use u n all of a sudden after getting wor she wants, changed, yet u r here sulking?



Btw, if u didnt know, her coming to ur place wit her soup n ingredience was a Royal Slap on your Face n u swallowed it! Smh!


U got to clean up b4 u ever think of dating!

There r guys that live in a single room yet keep it spick n spany.

If ur place is dirty, i can extrapolate n conclude that u r dirty. Decent Gurls hate dirts


Ur crimes?
1) You aint man enuf

2) u r dirty ..... u got to balance ur life! It aint book alone again.....talk for another day

So itz all about d north n west huh?

No shakes!

Rule your ride

Businessideas:
Where's the northerner?The election is over. Sulaimon is very matured and experienced.[b]I won't even care wherever he comes from. Nigerians are Nigerians [/b]and only during elections do politicians use division to win votes

How can one, well enlightened in northern politic make this flawed assertion?

This is the warped mentality of the south, that even though they r more enlightened, yet they snore n let d almajiris whose IQs r in d negative zone, Lord them!

How can the north, be ruling d country no end?
N now, the seat of authority is litteted by kunu sipping miggets , d state house turned to a family court, yet we r too blind to reason!

Smh

Wow , 6months no training?

N highly destructive?


This is u trying to ofload ur prob to another. Best deal is to give it out free

Estharfabian:



this is just irky, repulsive and plain disgusting.

Supu!


@ op,
Remember the story of that child that was always crying false about lion attack?

Oh well u knw d rest

Xcelinteriors:
That is good. But what happen to Matt 6 vs 3-4
" But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, 4 so that your giving may be in secret. wAnd your Father who sees in secret will reward you..." But I won't judge



Check my signature for your affordable and durable window blinds

If Media carry what David Ibiyeomie of Salvation Ministries gives out every month, i dont think Nland wud be able to contain d news.

There r silent heavy weight givers who no one hears about.

skywalker240:


Hahaha, true



but they always busy

Oh so u want the one that wud sit @ home, eating n sleeping n growing fat n fugly?

U want d one that hv all d time to be scrutinizing ur phone looking for virtual evidence because u come too clean?

The one that heads the Gossip association of Woman?
In life, u hv to knw what u want n be willing to sacrifice ANYTHING to achieve same!


Btw,

Why r mortals so mundane?

D sun is scourging, let it rain.
Rain comes, they still complain.

Op is getting it twisted n i see this as a cheap channel to paint him in gud light! The corrupt theif in a kwaruption fighting government!

D question is not as to whether d job was done or not!

The issue is why he wud abuse his office by awarding a contract to his OWN companY!

JUst imagine d idiatic grass cutting wit manual labour of 1k5 each day gulping ova 200mill

Doctor


Ur health is secured , wild moments( balanced dishes)
N hey the most important part?
they dont look for jobs!

Taste gud money very early also

Op, there is something u shld know:

There are alot of factors responsible for this...

A. He sees u as a younger sis( probably he doesnt hv any n wished so much he did)

b. He is so much in luv wit u he doesnt even know how to express it, so he is using d gifts as soft landing pads

C. He sees u as his Wify n therefore can hold nothing back

D. He is into some kinda voodoo. N probably d more u eat of his money, d more he gets

E. He is not a strewpid Mr Nice guy that luvs ur company n ur ultimate well been n care is a top priority .


I put it to u that if itz Option B or C, u alrready know ... u just rushed in here to confirm dat. But u really dont want d flow to stop.

Have u ever asked him bout his GF?
What he really wants from u?

Yea i know u havent

He came wit r/ship tots @ first but u told him off n Fzoned him so d spending can keep flowing


U talking about resisting his gift is just a decoy.
U know what u r doing.

May he wake up from dis dream

SFSNIPER:
My present girlfriend asked me out and I said a big yes. I had been admiring her for over 8years.

jworos:
Nice thread you got here @ HARDDON, just stumbled upon it yesterday...

So I just saw this post from a friend on my Fb list, not that I'm interested in her but her post contains somethings you've talked about.
Now I would love to know how do you tackle a person like this??

We already told u to avoid all such questions cos they r boring questions n average guys, ask alot of those strewpid Qs. Itz just boring.

To handle such a gurl, u just need to pull fun hook lines @ her n b4 u know it, she's all into u!


If i was to respond to her. Id say:

This is me coming straight @ u with a fun topic now! So how is ur sister's husband grand father's last born nephew?"

DaySpringer:
Hmmm I thought you said in an Earlier drill boss that you first Break the defenses of a Girl over the phone (Calls or chat) before you set up a meeting with the girl?

That is kindergarten move gee. Rookies build themseves from there.

a balanced dude that knows his onion in d web of women can meet, without collecting any number, mate in less than an hour!

Just depends on d guy n his ability to elicit high sexual attraction n read moods

Liamm:
thanks bro. As per getting physical, I'd much love it if the venue would be my house. But you know girls are always security conscious. Perhaps I'll arrange the meeting tomorrow. Thanks for the tip.

I think u shld shelve that for now.

Use these drills to break her defenses first . Subtly . B4 u see her cos as u do well knw, u r fallng in weak luv alrewdy" .beta snap outa that

LieDetector:
OK. So my girlfriend of one month+ wouldn't stop acting bossy. I truly love this girl but by the way she's acting, I don't feel she loves me. You know that feeling when you're in a relationship but you feel like you're still single. She seldom visits me. She calls tho. Like most of the things you'd expect a girlfriend to do for her boyfriend are lacking in her character. I need your help Mr Harddon

If she aint there, she aint there

Aint nothing we can do gee.

Watch ur steps though, cos she got chu in a limbo.

Soon u wud be acting all needy n asking boring quetions that wud futher reduce d scale of ur balls

Maybe , just maybe, u r d side guy!


Pick ur bleeding pieces u roll on! Meet others. Live, like really live life

Isnt this voodoo?

I think he should be arrested!

Inkman:
So ...? Is she not the firstlady?

Sure! First Lady of Kwaruption n

What is gud for d goose, aint gud for d gander

For that amount , i expected a plush posh interior wit gold platings,

Its all about performance , no interiors