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xynerise:
I dey see am o. Arsenal useless walahi

But, ehmmmm, i did not see u dancing sekem, sekem , Y?

xynerise:

r u sighting d score ?

Blood is Red!

Liamm:
Sir Harddon... Please do justice to my question above.


Meanwhile, I sent her a text this morning and it reads
" I figured ur line isn't always available. Here is mine. Just call after you get to read this"

She hasn't called tho

This text u sent is the definition of Needy Nerd!

U just told her u got nothing better doing with your life than dailing a number that is not available, no end!

N u r even begging for a call .

Tell me why she wudnt fzone u or start ignoring u

ireneony:
Get the money girl

Toad taste awful, u said u want .

Why deal scraggy? What happened to d juice ones?

It is 2:0

Mod this ur bad belle has no part two

Rosella1:
Op please tell them, esp them girls who aren't satisfied with their boyfriends. Why agree to date him in the debut?

They didnt know he had tiny winnie naw

Or they didnt know he doesnt know how to take a woman to d clouds! So selfish! He humps n under 10mins he goes arrrrrrrhhhhh....... dah fvck?

A cheating guy in a r/ship is gathering xperience ( an eagle that has been beaten by a storm , fears no mere drizzle) n hence , he is doing himself n his wify to be, some majo gud.
Besides, from the lession note of nature, one shoot of cum from a guy's bowel, lies trillion viable sperm cells sent on an erratic , resultless errand most time.


But kindly tell me, if u may, what a wify that rares one egg for a full month is doing out there cheating?

peterpen:

Pp , waz wit all these localdata linnks ?

HARDDON:
@Liamm


Was about giving u an e-hi5 b4 i saw ur luv talk, so i shelved it.

Your convo was brilliant. Perfect way to thinking on ones' feet n breaking tru defenses

You see, the ish is not in falling in Luv, the heart was wired to fall , luv n share.
The ish is in admitting that u r in lluv n letting it blur ur sense of control n reasoning. This is what has just hppened to u.

Ask your self this question:

Would i have been able to walk wit her let alone get her digits if i was acting all mushy mushy ?

If u r n ardent follower, u wud have come across where this issue has been adressed.

The Drilll Nugget Called : Getting Physical. . Kindly search for it and read it up. N hey, if u didnt follow from beginning, do urself the good n start from dere.

But id give a brief because i was so impressed wit d way u handled the convo.... n hey , no matter what u discuss, keep mixing dis portion.


Affter getting a number, the next is to get to meet.

TRy to set up a Date @ a neutral place. Cos ryt now, she got alotA Questions in her mind. Help ansa them without using words but actions

" hEy, there is this palmwine joint i just discovered! Heard they served it fresh n chilled with some bush meats togo wit ! I just bought two of their ticket.
STill wondering if i shld invite u..after i practiclly begd for a cheap shade from u"

@Liamm


Was about giving u an e-hi5 b4 i saw ur luv talk, so i shelved it.

Your convo was brilliant. Perfect way to thinking on ones' feet n breaking tru defenses

You see, the ish is not in falling in Luv, the heart was wired to fall , luv n share.
The ish is in admitting that u r in lluv n letting it blur ur sense of control n reasoning. This is what has just hppened to u.

Ask your self this question:

Would i have been able to walk wit her let alone get her digits if i was acting all mushy mushy ?

The most embarrassing is d Snote

Experience countered for nothing! Imagine phone bursting into flames while u on call

Imagine recalling 2.5mill units! D collosal lose
Not forgetting d jeer from other power house

NgeneUkwenu:
Medicine After Death

Useless Policemen!

Good Riddance..

Why is it that only u dance in d market square always ?

@ op, what could be more corrupt than this?

liljboy:
slow and steady.... Please follow me back , I need to send something over

datingdrill@gmail.com

wunmi590:
How to deal with someone who disturbs you with calls....Go to OLX, advertise iPhone 7 for N20,000, leave his number as a contact, then sit back, smile and drink chilled coke. Then watch God fighting your battle

Brahahaha

Why evuls?


@ op, as good as buying tru auction n import sounds, dont forget d dollar n port duties, registration n spany other fees that pops up on the go.

U need an experienced hands

R2des:
TO ME APC IS GLORIFIED PDP

Not glorified, downgraded, classless, clueless pdp

Estharfabian:

Why r u doing Miley Cyrus on me this early hours of the day?

u dont want me to have my lunch with clear head?

Estharfabian:


Who saves their contact As ''Most handsome lover"?


I feel this story is Fabricated asf. a product of your imagination and nothing more.


PS-You should've Committed suicide. Nigeria is getting too crowded.

Why evuls?


@ op, thanks for the well tot out comic relief

This is just d beginning of d great revolution that is about to sweep tru this nation!

Wisdom is found on the pages of classified papers, only the brave hack in
.......Don

Goodnificent:
@Harddon, I really need ya help.
There's dis hot /rich Girl I'm interested in. Got her number from a mutual friend of ours . We chatted once on whatsapp (didn't mention Love and stuffs) but ever since then she's been Acting all hostile and asking boring bio questions and shits like "why did ah take her number and stuffs "(Guess defense mechanisms kicked in) ,maybe it's cuz I'm stranger To her and stuffs . To cut d long story short. I just want d questions to stop (I.e I want us to be friend)

For the Question to stop, Just give me her number!

On a Serious note, this is for every1 that gets numbers by proxy,
1) You must anticipate these Questions ( who r u? How did u get my number. Do i know you? How can i help u? Etc) n look for fun answers to them even if u r gono tell d truth , do it to elicit laughter from her n ease d tension.


2) your voice is ur major instrument in this kinda lane! U cant affort to whatsapp(if u must, it should be a vnote)

Gurls like sleek voices, it helps to nuumb them while d questions roll.
U must work on ur voice n sound good. Deep Baritone or a tenor one

3) You must not let dose questions accomplish their aim( ie , put u off) be calm in mind n collected in voice.

ELITE12:
For Some of Us who are still learning like myself to get the best from this drillz

1. Read them carefully
2. Understand the Context in which it was used.
3.Sit down Meditate n Draw up a plan
4. Have a side chick to practice with to build confidence n test how effective you r,
4b.den study her and come back n replan n test
5. Then Go for the Main Target

Think in the Long-term Guys
See this drills will Build you up to be a better Man who ladies will queue to date

Cudnt hv said it anybetter!

One of our finest!

liljboy:
These drills helped me yesterday when I was traveling.... Impressed and got the digits.

Mmmm, what do we do next?

Catalin:
An Igbo adage says "onye ajuru aju anaghi aju onwe ya" meaning "person wey dem reject no dey reject himself"

It beats my imagination!

How can a guy not kNow dah he is on dah fzone? Dah Mzone?



How can a guy propose n he gets turned down? How?

Op, kindly tell him to pull dah ish! Makes him cut a gay

walosky:
......finally!








This Zombie is a coward going back to his vomit

Tot i was d only one that noticed!

The self proclaimed general made to eat his vomit!

Wen we told them that
NOT UNITLL A MOSQUITO LANDS ON UR BALLS , YOU'D UNDERSTAND THE TRUE MEANING OF DIALOGUE, they tot other wise in their kunu infested minds.
Gej was clueless , yet d structures he rose they tried to break, had been hunting them hence this back track.

Gej was clueless yet TSA, his team brought about n he was carefully considering, was huriedly deployed by those who have no clue aboit same.

Now who is really Clueless?

Ustec:
Hi sir HARDDON
Most of dis girls are saying HOW..
I mean they asking:
1)how can I impress u
2)how do u want me to impress u
3)I dont understand

I always go blank aftr dis kind questions...
wat do you hv to say 2 dat Boss.

" u r a big gurl, u should naturally know... but if u dont, lets help u: to impress me is very simple: u hv to call me morn,noon,9t, take me out to fancy places, send me airtime, cook for me, sing me to bed n generally make me happy. See? Itz very easy to impress me"


U think of others or modify it however u deem fit but the bottom line is, she has to do those things average guys do to impress ladies they luv

Same move, same supplier, same defenders beaten, same scorer, same method same goal!

Man United wud win the League now!

Impossible is nothing!

FunkyMetahuman:
you wish

The dipping bigins !

Wen uve gotten to d peek, whr else to go?

xynerise:
Ebin me dey kwal my priend e no fick am. Gaskiya, my bodi dey sweeti mi

Which Priend? Mikinatu?


Em, man u pit win the league now! U get hofe?

xynerise:
Let them peel it, walahi e dey sweet my belle

My friend i don smash him tv , fiss por bodi , walahi

Girlpriend i don pear run , shegi kowe

xynerise:
Bro, just accept defeat

Gee some fiful r peeling d heat we used to peel

Edoblakky:
What is this for crying out loud?

Brahahaha!

Taste it! Roller coster ride is over!

geeworld1:
am a united fan, but i pray tottenham wins

No, we prefer a draw but ehmmmm, sure fine, let cheshyte taste losing . A33'nal drew n guess wat?

The Blood is Red! Even those of our haters!
Ggmu!