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Japhet04:
harddon pls what do you make of it

Kindly dont contAct her for now. Hang on id tell u wat to do. Hopefuly she hasnt blocked u on whatsapp

peterpen:
Hey Harddon remember me....am back again That girl who doesn't pick her calls or call back sent me a new year greeting after no communication for some weeks, anyway what kinda msg do i send to make her feel guilty/remorse for nt cutting communication for so long...

itz nt been easy keeping myself 4rm nt calling her...yea am still interested....

No need for guilty msg yet. She wud feel u were really pained.

Simple effective, fun response.
Can u think of any?

richkal:
@liljboy, thanks for those purple pills you gave over there, i appreciate them though they sound like response from protege in my own view.....
FYI, with the 2nd question i asked, i was chatting with a new fish, after a lil chat between us, i OFFER ( note, i don't ASK) her a date by saying, thus:

me: " bae, i normally catch fun at laurel exclusive at 7:30 pm every Saturday, if you will come along, you're almost welcome, just give a me a call to remind me if you will show up"

bae: don't you think we are moving too fast if i go on a date with you

me: i believe you're going to take on a fast track if you're to go and claim free shopping at cocomall which will laps next few hours or will you take it slow....

I know my response may be inadequate of substance, thats why i called on harddon


i believe in continous learning, i don't know about you.....

@ bolded, i get d drift but first bolded woke her spikes( like he already wano get personal n private?) Second bolded , gave her option n pitched u off as needy which they r most likely gono turn down.


I have treated a senerio like this b4, kindly scrub it up.

N yes, we all learning , we live to learn n learn to live.

@Japhet04


Dah heck did i just read?
Hv u been following this thread upsidedown?

What u hv up there is Confidence + Wrong words Combo = Huge Jerk, Arrogant brat, Thoughtless toad!

N im very much sure she took u to the clearners that is why u decided to leave out her last response.

We r drilling boys to be men not Toads , miggets

U dont do that.
This is some1 who u rightly noted that her mushy mushy feelings for u has waned yet u blazed in like FBI knocking down her walls of reasoning hving started so well.

Spoilt it.

But for those that wud b faced with this kinda situation , we always start with n remind her dose feelIings she had for us. Try to wake em up even using d season as off shoot



Its a new year.... we shouldnt start off this way

@richkal


5) i want a guy to luv me for me even without s3x

This kinda talk only crops up wen u hv been a needy dock n she only wants to njoy ur dough without stres.


You can respond with :

N here i am also looking for a gurl to luv me for me witout s4x, outing n dates! No movies, no shopping, no swiming, no fun! We r a perfect match!


I AM A VIRGIN U KNOW

N hey, go tru d thread, each page!


Liljboy did a nice work too

@richkal

4) gurls , from experience , dont ask to live stuffs @ ur place, they just do. N they only do that when they hv fallen head over heels 4 ya! U hv blown dier brains out.
That is called TRM (Territory Marking) what guys term PTI( protecting of investment)

They only things gurls forget on first time in ur crib most often than not are:

Ear rings
Watches
Smaller phones
Neckchain
A tool from d makeup kit
Purse
And lastly, Panties!
Yea alot forget panties , dont ask me why!


Den dere is d lil issue of hair strands( be sure not to let rose find em, she wud know they aint her!

@richkal

3. "it seems we would be better of as friends, what do you think?....."

This simply means u hv crossed d rubicon! She aint feeling no ish for u but dont know how to tell u wiyhout hurting u or just want to be njoying d benefits without u bothering her for anything intimate n emotional.
No need to waste ur time, u r already on dah fzone
She: "it seems we would be better of as friends, what do you think?....."

You: alryt, see ya.

( take up ur wallet n walk! Without giving her any warning. This cud jolt her to life n she starts luving u aftrr that, pleading for 4givenes or save u alot stress, money , energy n time)

@richkal

2. I like to take things slow....

(this only happens when a guy mis read d moment n place d wrong foot forward by trying to get physical wen she aint really into it. Or when u guys r romping already n u suddently went from first kiss to squeazing b00bs without applying d law of Subtlety! They jolt to life wit such acts n activate their defensive mechanisms! Blam! Moment is lost. They recoil or when u go asking them out after d first date n she can sense u oozing sexually offensive needy airs. )
Which ever, if u apply these drills well, u wudnt hv to dral with situations like this


She: dont u think we r moving too fast?

U: sure, i noticed we r( then get down on ur fours n begin to crawl slowly like a dog, one hand, one leg) ..
Is this slow enuf?

God help her if itz in a fast fud!


Something wit confident guys, they please no1, r spontenous, unpredictable n crazily fun!


Or say:

If only u know how applications i have piling up! We r even too slow! I want to break solomon's record.

richkal:
Sri Harddon,
kudos to you, more grease to your elbow. what should be the best reponse without being a chump when a bae say or ask the the follow questions during the conversation or chat, thus;

1. "men are all the same, what do you think make you differents from the rest"..,...

2. "i like to take things slow, don't you perceive we are moving too fast?"...,.

3. "it seems we would be better of as friends, what do you think?.....

4. perhap the lady got more attracted on the first visiting to guy's apartment, when she is about to take a leave, she says ...."do you mind if i leave some of my things at you place?".........

5. " i want a guy who will love me for who i am, even without s.ex, can you beat that?......

Sri harddon, hope to hear from you soon. Thanks in advance.

P.s: when are we having next drills, can' wait to see next one.

1.

She: Men r all dsame! ( they say this to throw u off balance or mostly, they suddenly realized how d last guys ate n left or they just want some forms of reassurance from u) dont be a balless peacock here mehn.

U: yea, i noticed. They all trying to buy ur attention wit gifts n calls, taking u out to dinner n forming lover men.
This is why for this r/ship to work, u hv to be d one doing all that! Then ud know, im different.

OR

yea, i noticed. They have all been rolling wit dsame person, U! So what do u expect?

Or :

wow they r? How many hv u bin with out of d 4billion on earth?

Or

yea, i noticed. btw, they r indomie boys no men. R i sure u r not a gurl?

Or

Yea, they r all dsame n they r all dogs!
What hv u been doing wit dogs?

N d stew has no Turkey! Arrrrh!
Not even some Bird

kudos gee!

Ur "Double Burner" is dope! " n d igwe must hear this.....


Just that u didnt carry every1 along tru d prepatation, nw they r feelng like u aint the one that made it!

Btw, out of 19,800, u only spent 100 bucks to make dis? Is it magic?

Spartacuss:
Apart from few glitches in his character. I think he supplies quality dogs. Nobody is good overall.

In business as in luv, characte/attitude/customer care is everything.

Would u hv a biz without customers?

softMarket:
The men that have FAT wives, will not like this at all!!

Mehn..... dah Bashiron guy got gud eyes!

softMarket:
Someone will just sit down at home and create nonsense!


Which one is carry ur wife on ur head?

It means show case ur class in d life tme choice u made! Wheda fyn or ugly

It means make her head puff a bit!

It means celebrate ur woman

Kateskitty

If i was your fiance, my first royal act this year wud be dump your dumb a33

I wudnt be so much bothered you initiating chats with ur ex apart from all d females frnds u got

I wudnt be so concerned wit u calling him sexy names

I wudnt be so annoyed wit u cheating on me emotionally


Know why id dump you?

Cos of your remorseless reaction n for the fact that you see nothing wrong wit ur action!
Then there is the litle issue of fault finding cos he went tru ur phn! It is either u r a very terrible person or a very naive one. So a man shouldnt finD out the type of woman he is about hooking in?


It shows u dont luv me. Heck you dont luv him.


Do both urselves some gud,
Dont Bother appologizing. You know u dont luv him! Go back to your eX

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To all those i couldn't mention
To our guests,All romancelanders, and Nairalanders in general
To our Mods
To the owner of this platform
THIS AND MORE ARE MY WISHES AND PRAYERS

A jovial JANUARY
Fabulous FEBRUARY
Marvelous MARCH
Awesome APRIL
Meaningful MAY
Joyous JUNE
Jubilant JULY
Amazing AUGUST
Successful SEPTEMBER
Optimistic OCTOBER
Nurturing NOVERMBER
Divine DECEMBER
Have a victorious year.....

From me to you all HAPPY 2017.



And to all JANUARY celebrate,wishing you all a very happy Birthday,longlife,prosperity,Good health,Wealth and above all heavens treasures....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION....

Beautiful piece .

You guys would most def be a wonder to your world this year!
A prosperous new year i wish u all

You would be a wonder to your world this year! May d oil of grace and favour light all your paths tru out this year! Welcome to 2017

You would be a wonder to your world this year! May d oil of grace and favour light all your paths tru out this year! Welcome to 2017

You would be a wonder to your world this year! May d oil of grace and favour light all your paths tru out this year! Welcome to 2017

Zeus100:
harddon i no mean am like that..aws ur end?

Drop a note gee

Smellymouth:
GGMU..

Here comes d pixs
Now, this is d original Smelly!

#OneLuv

xynerise:
You can't even win a simple relationship with ammyluv2002, yet you are forming marriage councellor for me abi?

Lol ! U really hv no idea how this thingy works!

Sit tight n learn gee

xynerise:
Ermm.... Ask her na. She wasn't today


HARDDON, hapum aka

@ bolded, GUd u hv an idea just an iota
I jst spiked a tot process .

xynerise:
Why using Arsenal as the other club? You have joined us together already

Brahahaha! U think i hv not been seeing u on a33nal thread ?
N why is she always on man u thread?

ammyluv2002:
Lol! Funny

Upon my long, heartfelt luv leta all i get is a rib cracking laugh?
Just a laugh?

This relationship wud not work. Im not doing again

xynerise:
Seriously, that is how I see her

Yea, i can tell. One down side about love n futball unlike love n basketball!

Imagine ur gurl smashing ur tv cos A33nal lose


N d day a33nal n united duel n we come un top, no fud for u: wheda bedroom fud or normal fud!
Twisted aint nit?

xynerise:
I don die Na me this guy dey coach?

Okpolo is not open eye

Soccer has a way of making u 4gt there is tlc
N since she relates in soccer, u see her as a guy?

Wake up!

xynerise:
She crushing, for real?

I don't know where she dey.

Oh u didnt know? With all d green lights?
Ok ooo, be there dulling, just leant that irene has been taking upon all d green lights she showed se.un.
Mehn, she use style creamy.


Go look for her dude , i hope to God she fine, if not, u r oyo

Smellymouth:
Hahaha...

I am not a fan of sports betting though..

What football club do you support?

Blood is Red gee. Deep Red.

U?

xynerise:
Mukina2?

No! Mukina3

Tot u didnt know she crushing

Where she yat?

uyisteven:
where all the haters?.
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THEIR FADA LEFT BALLZ....#GGMU

did u just wake up?