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lazeal:
Lol boss, I had cracked some jokes before that and I do feel over doing somethings makes it boring don't you think? I bring in the jokes to make her laugh once a while.

Since I didn't communicate with her through out from Sunday to Monday and she buzz, when I would reply she even "greeted me" by saying "good evening" which she hardly does most times. Well, let's see how it goes.

So You go cracking jokes? LIke you r some sort of a clown?
Where did u learn that drill from? Obviously not here!

We told u to go sassy/witty( having a jab @ her ) n soothe it wit funny lines.

Look @ the perfect example below:

A gurl ask u why u dont ask after her dad but only her mum n u respond by saying :
" your mum is my first luv now, untill you are able to impress me enough to consider you! Besides, your body is still maturing, i dont want to be charged with Child abuse !" Lol

One, u try to make her understand that she has alot to do before u can consider her( challenge) . When other guys should have been singing her praise, u r even telling her that she isnt matured enuf for u to sleep with just yet! This is super confidence.
It takes guts to flow this lane.

The fun part is when u say u dont wano be charged for child abuse. #Ouch!


So quit been a clown , be challenging n attractive, making fun of her n loving ur self.

@Lazeal

Every other thing is going on kul i suppose.
But i can tell those your chats r boring.

Wonder how i know?
Oh well, i just know. it is my duty know!


No gurl is in a crz r/ship. All u need is just a guy like me to show up and they cant but forget d boring soul of a guy ..soon they go giving him excusEs, then to show ME THEY DONT WANO LOSE ME N PROVE THEIR LUV TO ME EVEN WITHOUT MY ASKING, they stop taking his calls, ignoring his mesages, avoiding him. Blocking him n picking up a fight uneccesarily . They just look for one thing on his FB wall, or some wHsap dp or some crazy ish n kick him off officially. Then they use my picx as dp, but i always object telling them that this cheap publicity wud make their friends come for me.

If your ex gurl has ever done any of the above to You, let me tell U, Itz because i showed up on dah scene n swept u off! now itz ur turn to sweep guys off without even bodering if they exist

You r taking a break already? Okies!

Let's see if she wud miss u n ur chats.

lazeal:
oh well, despite saying she is in a relationship, she still request I buzz her on whatsapp. You might wonder why she said so and not just do it herself.

The answer is that the number I use in calling her is not my whatsapp number.

I did buzz her and since then we have been chatting. I often ask after her mum and one day she said why don't I asked after her dad. I smiled and said I was about to do that. I crack jokes once a while.

However, the biggest indicator is that she isn't really in a serious relationship as her body language has shown.

Twice I have held buzzing her and before it clocks 24 hours, she will buzz me.

One day I sent a pic mix photo of herself and she instantly sent me graphic with nice text on it.

I am taking a short break from today and do not want to communicate with her for some days and see what she will do.

I will let you know about the outcome of this break in communication.

POC 1)
you didnt ansa that her father's Question well.

You should have said : " huh? Your dad? Im not gay ooo""

Or say " because your mum is my first Luv now, r u jelos?"

Or say " your mum is my first luv now, untill you are able to impress me enough to consider you! Besides, your body is still maturing, i dont want to be charged with Child abuse !" Lol

Kalatium:
I have a classmate who is the most beautiful. But she is not nice she talks anyhow, if you take what she says serious you will end up angree. I like her, so Hw will I woo her?many guys cannot do it.

Ehmmm, did you just say woo?

I can see u just jumped on da thread! Kindly go to d beginning n read up to dis very point.


While u r @ it, send me her contact, let me help u n WooL her.

She wud be solf by the time u r done.


You should know nonetheless , that kinda gurl is way ahead of you guys in her class ( sense wise, exposure wise,.) To her, u guys r nothing but small boiz, hence she can talk down on u n laugh @ any of u that tries to own her.


An Eagle that has been beaten by a storm, laughs @ mere drizzle.


Hey, focus on your books btw, gud grades have an osmotic effects on such.

tirigbosa:
Mr hardon...great job.
following your tutorial, I met a babe on Thursday and collected her number. I called her that same day in d evening just to introduced myself. but since Thursday, I av not called her again....what should my next move be now? thanks

Kul ! More people r getting gait by these sexy drills

U followed my drills , got a gurl, yet u called her that day to OUTtro urself? Wow! What happened to dropping a LON( Line Of Note) ? What happened to keeping them in suspense n waiting for @ least 24hours?

I should whoop u, but itz ur first time here, so we'd let this slide.

Your question has been answered. Read up d Section of this thread termed : Getting Physical.

Your main aim now is to break tru her wall of defense n spread ur sleek self all over her heart!


SENSE PILL 74: Guys like us are Viruses: we inject our self into Sexy hosts wit Sassy n Witty lines, thereafter, from that tiny spot, we steadily yet swiftly replace her red blood cells with our blue ballz cells tru unpredictability, suspense n surprises! We litrarily murder them wit tension. N no matter how we explore thereafter, they bcome too weak to roll.
Yet, here is to our wine that tosses n ebbs like dah sea waves. We are no mere men

darkmarky:
fvck this! I love being a bad boyfriend it makes me happy.

When d time comes, u wud learn to blend.

Bitter sweet is d logo! Unpredictable is d code

Too sweet she lick ur ballzs out n Boss u!

Too Bitter, u turn d sweet lil one into a daring moster! U own no sole right to been bad! She too has got a lil devil

@ op, dont worry, it is either u learn on ur own n grow or they wud make u grow weaker!
No mutual neutral grounds. One must lead d pack

No mata how dark the tunnel, never give in! Never give up!

Just one more stride, one more go, keep moving! U wud make!


Why is every1 pointing hands @ MMM leaving FG out??
Is the Recession Nigeria is going tru not enuf to fry brainS n make sane men practice Insanity?


Point of Note( PON) i dont belong nor bliv in d credibility of Triple Ms

udemejack:
Oga the earlier you accept that you bleeped up the better for you,you had upto 3 good chances to hold her hostage and i think you are just a boring type(no offence).
1.after the eye contacts, she greeted you and after you answered,that was the end,you did not not strike a convo.
2. Even when she was through with her transaction inside the bank,you allowed her to go away without even saying goodbye to her.
3.and fortunately you met her outside and you were not even a bit witty but your concentration was on her number.
4.You complain of not having a biro,did she not have too?.The worst part is that you even left her first at the ATM point and made her to watch as you left,abi you been dey form hard to get
HARDDON please come and school this newbie

U said it all ,, he who has brain should positively process what uuve said.


Glad u improving

liljboy:
Lmao.... that guy must be scratching his head right now. see throwback question na.

Oh yea?

Well, now help him out!

Dont keep Big deddy waiting

Allboiz:
Man!!! Nice job you're doing here
There is this babe we dey together, we don **** her... She always claims she loves me whenever we're together but outside she flirts with guys, telling them to buy something for her in my presence. It looks strange to me, although I keep cool, don't wanna act like the jealous type.
1. What is she displaying
2. She always wants me to be around her, I've been in her crib for past 3 weeks, I'm thinking of backing out and make her come to my arena too. Everytime I tell her I'm going home, she changes her actions towards me negatively. What does she want pls.

Did i read you right?

So u mean to tell to tell me u dont know what she is doing?

Well lets HELP u Out:

SHE IS DEBALING, DEHUMANIZING, DISRESPECTING, MANIPULATING U TO FALL IN LINE n PLAYING GAMES WITH YOUR EMOTIONS!

YOU R OFFICIALLY HER TOY!

that is what she is doing to u!

I think you r her s3x toy ( maybe she likes the way u give it to her!)


2) oh the mother of them all!
3weeks in her crib? Is she your sugar mammy?
Even if u r nothing but a lover boy, even if she is sponsoring your education and paying your bills, , have some dignity n go to your crib right away!
See obviously sees u as a sugar boy n has succeeded in whiping u into shape. Now u r @ her beck n call.
U do her bidding.

What guys fail to understand is: so long u can Take a lady to cloud 9, u naturally have her mumu switch. She can do anything for u, guys r so ignoraNt that even such ladies still manipulates em.


Allboiz , i know u didnt tell us everything. I know there r alot more than meets d eyes, for AN HEAD MASTER WAS ONCE A SCHOOL BOY ........ N NO MATTER HOW MANY CLOTHS A CHILD HAVE, HE CANT HAVE AS MANY RAGS AS HIS DAD.

Allboiz:
Man!!! Nice job you're doing here
There is this babe we dey together, we don **** her... She always claims she loves me whenever we're together but outside she flirts with guys, telling them to buy something for her in my presence. It looks strange to me, although I keep cool, don't wanna act like the jealous type.
1. What is she displaying
2. She always wants me to be around her, I've been in her crib for past 3 weeks, I'm thinking of backing out and make her come to my arena too. Everytime I tell her I'm going home, she changes her actions towards me negatively. What does she want pls.

Did i read you Right?

peterpen:
Gud day boss....How can one avoid going blank when you see a hawt gurl and hw do you start a conversation with a girl on a bus....

. about The girl who Neva picks calls or replies text.....we still haven't communicated for over a week neither have we seen each other, do i keep it that way and how do i make i feel guilty and probably apologise when next we meet...... thanks boss

Man P, u have been with me for too long not to be able to handle these kinda lil issues ... by now, u should be helping newbies out.... u got to grow.

I throw ur question back @ u: , what can we do in dose situation?

3:0

Lets do this boys!


The Blood remains Red!

TeeFeh:
how do one even know whether the calling is real or not,people talk rubbish sometimes tho

You will know tru so many means. U cant miss it.


@ op, sure u can refuse God's call , just like a car can dictate to its manfactural what its role it!

U fulfilment , joy , peace ,fame n magnum wealth lies within d ambient of wat u were designed to accomplish here on earth.
Walking in line with that, makes u enjoy sweatless sweet life.
"He has made us Kings n Priests unto Our God."


Only two categories of calls: Kings calls (presidents , captain of industries etc)

N

Priests call; these r meant to feed his sheep ( the church) these set are d mouth piece of God on earth. These set basically controls d affairs of earth


Dont suffer like Jonah , for d longer u delay, the more stress u go tru.

This is what you should do next:

1) Ask God for forgiveness for having Delayed so long n ask d Holy Spirit to lead u to a bible school

2) attand a bible school in a practical bible bliving church with undenyable proofs( Some of them are: Redeemed, Living Faith, Salvation Ministries etc)
You need to learn what it takes .


May God guild u, but do that d more u delay, souls God is meant to touch tru u are dying daily.

DrAnie:
@HARDDON
No doubt. I messed up and I have learned the hardway. The experience makes me even stronger. I won't make such a silly mistake again. I have cut all ties with her. Infact, i deleted her contact, and every picture we may have taken together.
I was only being naïve in women issues and was trying too hard to impress. Which obviously was a NO! NO!!.
I have been dating this two other girls recently. And Im just a different and new man in the game now. No more niceness!
I really don't give a sh*t to no girl no more....

Thank you HARDDON for all your input here.

Hmmmm, two @ a blow! Kuuul ! Dont puniSh them too much coS of her
N hey,
She wud b back... just like magic!

DaySpringer:
Sometimes you don't talk too much.

"I would like to talk to you again sometime"
Bring out your phone, open the keypad and give it to her. She is not a dunce, she will understand.

However keep thinking of her (with a strong desire to see her) and you will meet her again.
Try going to the bank again in 2 weeks.

Mmmm, som1 is springing drills!

How about ur come carD? " here , its 1,500 recharge, use it by 6pm. It shld be active then"

N off u roll

No com card?
write ur number on a sheet, fold it n hand it to her: "here , that is my atm, call me for d pin when itz ur turn...


Gurls r Shy in public n there is a high probability she'd turn u down so be wise, save her n urself d embarrasment

lazeal:
Boss, we are now cool. I mean myself and the babe I talked about. She invited me to whatsapp. She is quite a very simple personality.

gist us gee


btw, see why u dont take advise from females about females?

CuteCeo:
Thanks sir...can you give me a few starting lines?

tot you said you used 3 days to read d thread?

makydebbie:
lol sorry but I'm not familiar with this moniker.

ugh, puleez!
#wanobsleek






@ op, kindly educate us, cup size A & C, from da 1st paragraph, which is bigger


btw, most of the questions that lead to those lies r unnecessary. you must be a very boring soul to chat with.
u've neva really had a gurl a suppose

My advise? None!
U already know d drill

And for every one reading thiS, in d mouth of two or three witnesses , za matter la esterbliShed! .

1) Stop Asking Women out! Annoying !

I have told u what to do rather, repeatedly in an unequivocal terms!


2) Let them See been wit u as a privilege dey appreciate.

3) Lean back n give them d gift of missing u! Be not readily availAble to her. This iS why sand is worthless, gold priceless!

4) use their skills on them by sending confusing silent messages!
They call, dont pick. Dont return d call. Wait till they call back n den without appologizing, say u were busy.

Always be in a hurry to cut d cut when u or they call. Be d first always to round d talk off, " aiit duty callS, gtg,bye" or use this my fav line " got to go go" say that with an attitude in ur tone. or say " i've got to hit the streets now, my fans need me" n cut

5) dont evver act clingy no matter how much u dig her, control urself! She digs u too but just imagine d way they r able to control themselves!

6) Dont spend on a lady coS u wano impress her. U Send d wrong msg across . Cos they can sense it when u r trying too hard to impresS's them! They learnt that from every-day experience with guys generally.

In their mind, they read d opposite meaning to it! like:

"He iS just tryying So hard to buy my attention So dat he can get into my panties, hahaha!, from now henceforth, he is my meal ticket cos i can see he is willing to do anything 4 me. Maybe i should ask for an iPhone7 and 85" flat screen......if ever he object , i"d pull, the i-can-see-how-much-u-really-luv-me line! It always works, or i'd give him a lil peck, they fall in line aftter that.... i always have my way."


she how the woman"s mind works?

This is where mugu n maga r made!
Then he starts thinkin, ive bin spendin my savings, not even a kiss!
He lata drives by n sees her kissing n cudlin a park boy that treatS her like trash, eats her money n blows d living day light outa pus puss, n he goes wonderin!!!

@ DrAnie
Mistake n03

3) Letting her confusing signal of not keeping in touch nor replying u , muddle ur mind n drive you futher down d friendzone( if u havent realized, u r officially in dAAA friend"s zone.......) this made u despirate n i cud just hear u blur out words that Officially ended ur chances with her as u handed her ur balls in that ur ride.

Her stAtement confirms that: if u cAnt be patient with me , hit d street!

This means if u havent gotten d memo, i cant date u!! Im just here to enjoy d gifts n ecomuims u shawer on me, nothing more!
U aint man enuf for me anyways. I cud care less if u roll off n Stop bugging me.

You Stupidly took this on da face level n went gong hoo to show her more luv, attention n arrrrrhhhhhh! Dude dude! This sin is unforgivable! U owe me 10 back n front slap! I cant forgive thiS!

I dont see myself ever in this situation now, though i had been in time past, i wud have immediately blocked her, deleted all her contacts, pictures n cut ties with her! Then get close to any aunty's female child if there is a grown up one! Or i jump on her FB page, im sure to have her best friend eating off d palm of my hand in a week !


U think i was joking whEn i said u r locked up in da f'ing Fzone? For her not to tell u about the accident, shows how Deep u r in d fzone. U tell close friends this let alon....... so if she didnt tell u, who did she tell first? Her uncle? Oh puleez!

I know a guy like me is probably helpiing u to clear d backlog of wetness n tension u left wit her while on ur wacky romancin session.

@ DrAnie

There r couple of things u did very wrong , which u already know of some cos i presume u have read d pages of thiS thread. others i Sense , u have no clue about n u cant just read her reactions!

These are your BIGGEST MISTAKES:

1) telling her u Luved Her ..... Aarrrrrrrtrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh!

2) Constantly Romancing without having d ballzs to roll in Hyper. What were u thInking? Make sure u go tru the Drills that talks about getting physical, u need those skills.

3) Getting too CloSe n lettting her Aunt know! ( this was very naive n possibly d biggest deAl breaker!)

Know why this was ur biggeSt mistake?

Cos the aunt didnt just speak to her to confirm, she warned her , oh PoSsibly theatened to tell her uncle n ineffect her her fam , if she doesnt face her studies!
Aunt knows luv can distract her, u can uSe heR n thereafter, dump her, breaking her heart , sex can impregnant her n her whole career can com crumpling. Aunt wud have cited examples or told her some scary story to drive hom her point! Aunt muSt do everything, tell her anything to protect her.
Who wud blame her?

This was why she jolted back to reality , the beginning of ur woes. BIG BIG MISTAKE!

ObaKlaz:
Imagine all those innovations, but no one is talking about improving battery life/capacity!

But u know they r!

We cutrently have 6060 mAH batteries , there wud even be higher oned

MzMayD:
Depends on your definition of what is 'Bad'

Just work up n realised to my secxy amusement, that bad wears diffrent robes in diff minds
Woow

Sandydayziz:
That's for him to decide..

U know generally speaking , u gurls ride on our generosity , even use same to friendzone most guys
.

Dont know if this stems from d Apple Syndrom or d fact that u guys came from some bone tissue

Sandydayziz:
I like you already!!!

oh Puleez !

He be dullig, she be using him as meal ticket huh?

the last time i checked, ya'll crave this more than we do! . Call a spade just that!

That guy aint loking ilke a responsible brother let alone a father

Trump made in Aba !

Oh how i love giving!

Putting smiles on the face of humanity!

Well done gee

What a mistake for vaseline crew to ride on!

Hehehe

Lizzdeb:
Says who??Some will still remain ugly despite being rich..

Akon, 50cent etc