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ELITE12:
thanks so much..
I just read your drills and honestly am a new guy now ..
however I hope I haven't made a mistake I need advise ...am @Nysc camp now and there is this pretty athletic girl in my platoon I have introduced my self and we talk

I know she likes me cus of the attention she gives me on WhatsApp and how smooth our conversation goes and we hang out n talk and she acts shy around me at times

so I opened up and told her I liked her and would want us to be in a relationship...

she says she has a guy back home... that we should be Friends I told her oky cus I felt it one of those girls things that she'll come around.....

but recently after that episode she's been distant from.me than when I hadn't made my feelings known
please what do I do am thinking of making her friend closer to me...
but i don't want to misfire??

If you hv read the pages of these thread, u already know the ansa to ur question.

Only insecure , lame guys ask gurls out.

But what is this bull i have to deal with everytime?

WHich is easier? Applying these drills or asking gurls out?

Hope every single guy here notice the sequence?

1: guy meets gurl n everything flows kully

2. guy ,after spending n due to the prodding of his JRod, ask a gurl out so he can have unreserved access to puss puss n officially own her. PATHETIC!

3. Gurl can see tru his tRicks n knows his move, turns him down outright flat!

4. Guy ego is bruised. He sheepishly slump into da friend'szone.

5. Gurls becomeS conscious of him / withdrawn because she cant trust his moves no more.

6. Guy becomes frustrated n starts messaging, calling n dyin. She ignores

lammy197:
i get dis gal we've known each other for like 4years actually ave been friendzoned but i tried to get outta it cos i kissed her once she was into the kiss but now i con tell her say i wan date her but she said since all this years bus don full

Brahahaha

Kindly change ur moniker to funny bones !

SENSE PILL 76:

Th best way to have a gurl ask u out is to apply these drills n b4 she knows it, u guys have done hawt deeds. Then she wud naturally wano have u for keeps! DONT ever ask a gurl out!




Some have had d privilege of tesring Jrod without my knowing their names.

liljboy:
I swear I've learnt so Much from that single post.... that was just the real truth.. I've bleeped up a lot of times but am still young and I wanna do it right, thank God I have hardon around. I just wished I knew then what I know now but such is life. you get burnt to fear the fire. if I tell you my story, you go cry for me

Indulge us J,

Tickle our twinkle, so many wud learn from it

lazeal:
Hey buddy, do you see yourself in this write up? Leave whatever you are doing, for a moment, imagine you are alone and you need to read in order to pass a 4 unit course. What will you do? Read right? So do that now. You seem very inexperienced.

What a read! From tai2 !

this post confrirms so many drills here!
Let him who would , read , learn n apply!

Mann11:
You are intimidatingly poetic.

Never my intention Son

But what do u do when ur mind woo word from a strange world?

what do u do when , upon d tablets of ur heart, some angels hum?

I sit still yet my mind
To d rhythm of a thousand rhymes, dance
Then my hands prance
With the pace of a practiced plotter
Burning in embrace of a careless kayboard
.............

This is my story, my sexy song

N then here:

My Quiet Quill

lankykid:
pls Sir, why do u say I'm naive and unlearned. I need to learn. pls help me out

if u ,really, are serious about learning, well, u have 47 pages of lecture notes to go tru.

The last guy that did it, said it took him 3 days. Lol.

Make sure u jot down keys points while u r reading tru . Goodluck.

Btw, i wud analyse ur write up soon so u 'd get a bird's eye view on this ish

lankykid:
tanx man. but really girls are wicked. it would have been nice to just walk up to me, and tell me she doesn't want me agn. I'll appreciate it

Nopes, gurls aint wicked , rather men r naive n unlearned in d dating arena, u inclusive.
This is why i opened this thread. To open d eyes of guys to their full God given role n potentials


YOU ARE TO BLAME FOR ALL THAT HAD transpired btw you two Till now.

Havent u wondered why wen EVE ate apple, God didnt come down, heaven didnt react? But immediately man Tasted, the whole humanity was lost?

Ar3nal losing 2 : nil!

Some1 should tell mou that this iS UNITED!

some1 should teach him our culture
Our song n our Spirt!

We go gong ho even when we r wining small tramps likr WH

Arrrrhhhh!

Yet , still d blood remains Red!

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#ff9999] haha. Hi Harddon[/color]

Dont even think about rit!

You left me alone for 4 years n u came back with an ackward "hi" ?

You cudnt even add a lil sexy ta it?

Btw, u see why i cant stay faithful ta ya? Im too hawt n making roll calls.... u'z on a long queue baiby

lazeal:
LOL... I referred him here. check out his thread to know what is chasing the spirit like mad man

Didnt know Hawt gurls spin d heads of spirits!

B2Spirits:
U said in my thread that I was not telling u everything u sud know. U then asked me to pm u

Oh i remember u.

Before i even as much as give any hoot of tot to your pm, tell me, was i lying when i said there r still alot you aint saying?

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]and u have always been an idiot but I've never complained [/color]

Puffy?


Wow puffy!

What happened ta ya?

Never knew u cud swing a sexy jab @ any soul considering all i pelted u with n u swallowed b4 u went awol!

What happened ta ya?

And hey! You still owe me a 5 course meal in a 10star hotel, i reserved the liberty to choose.
Those tiny tooth pick legs of urs cant take u too far off my radar. So quit running

Berlynn:
oga Op And what do you have to say to [b]those hot guys tend to believe they are mostly desire by ladies, [/b]however jumping from one punny to another breaking ladies heart upadan

@ bolded, it is never our pre-thought out fault.

This cloak of hawt colours,bestoled on us by the almighty, couldnt, however sinful we tend, be a bane on our existence.

We roll , they awwww rumble
We smiled , they flower
We speak , they freeze
We touch, they melt

We try to focus but they wudnt let us be.

We even warn them of our heart breaking tendencies , we tell them not to fall in luv with us, they promise but oh the heart! It luvs who it luvs!

But we've got a soul that tosses and ebbs like dah sea waves.
Move we must, no matter the rivers of tears, we will swim tru. We romance angels, mortals have no clue,

We were never here

Not even a pardon plea
We were never here

B2Spirits:
I sent u pm

art thou human or Spirit in truth?

If thou art human, what have i to do with thee?

If spirit, your words here breaks all hravenly principles

only super humans read my rhymes, Feel my flow

My lines r a poison to the human mind!

What have i to do with thee?

HARDDON:
Do's and Dont's
3) Dont be desperate : going all over her, give her space, let her come to u. She knows where her merryment is.

4) Dont rush! Rushing in only leading to rushing out! You must control your breath. Take ur time.
Start slow and gently warm it up to high pounding then back to slow and steady stokes then up d antes again.

YOu have to know the woman you r with: we have 3 types out there
a) those that like it slow n steady and only cum in this mode. Even if u wud pound, u must revert to slow when u want to take them there. These are the type that clutch to you like demons when they wano release n r releasing. They clutch u so much that they scrach ur back with their nails. These are the type that go crying softly when they r almost there n give off a piercing cry when they shoot off! Lol

b) heavy pounding ones: these ones can only get to the peek if they r heavily pounded nonstop for a while. They go screaming , scratching , begging you not to stop though it is very painful

c) The sea wave ones: these onea like a combination of 1 &2 and depending on their mood, they can shoot anytime. They moan in ecstasy, they roll on u for fun., they like both of you alternating leads.

The easy way to know where she falls in, is to observe her when r getting down.

You must observe d position she likes, that is d only way u can make her cUm.

SENSE PILL 74: DONT EVER ASK A LADY THE CHILDISH QUESTION OF WHAT TURNS HER ON OR WHAT POSITION SHE LIKES OR HOW SHE LIKES TO BE TOUCHED!
These r Questions Pseudo Relationship experts tell average Guys/husbys to ask their women!
We are no average guys!
We observe n deploy! More fun this way.

You must observe how she moves, reacts, mourns when u are on slow n steady roll , mid flow and hyper destructive mode.

These are the twO ways to make any woman pour n give u heR soul , figuratively speaking

While getting down, never cease to touch her( boobs, spank her b0ody when in doggy mode , kiss her etc.... these prevents them from going dry . Puss puss gets dry n it begins to hurts em n becomes less fun. More on these later

Imagine me giving carex free advert while they r paying for adverts.

Well, thatz just who i am. Free giver. Lol

B2Spirits:
But I was not desperate. In fact, I was in the least desperate. But you should know that we always have a reason for falling in love.

This girl is not resident in Nigeria. And that has been my dream. If she is just living in that Cameroon beside Bakasi down South, it's a dream come true.

Also, two years ago, I created a thread here requesting for advice. A foreign girl posted a comment saying I don't need advice, and that she would just connect me with her Nigerian friends that can help me using their profession provided I live in a city where they can easily reach me. I was not living in any city then. She then asked if I have a talent that can be developed using money. I said I have one, and that I have been looking for 9k sponsorship to start anything meaningful in that direction. She sent 15k to me the following day anonymously so that I won't be able to know the name of the sender. I used the money for the purpose, and got a job very related to university degree the following month after 4 years of unemployment. This seems like a sign, and I couldn't forget her. We were not communicating, but I was very okay just reading her comments online.

Before I could say Jack Robinson, she has deactivated her account. I was very sad. I also deactivated my account and left naira land.

Recently I opened a new account. When I created a thread, a woman posted some comments there. Immediately I read the comments, something told me the girl that sent money to me was the one. I quickly started underground checks to know where the girl was posting from. I found out the place to be either UK or France. I traced her to a certain social media platform, and we started talking. I talked to her as though I'm rich, so that she won't mistake me for Yahoo guys. I have never requested for favour from women in my entire lifetime. This is because only insults from women can get at me and make me sad; I don't get mad at insults from men no matter how patronising.

To know what she is worth, I followed her comments on social media until she said something that only rich people could have said. Someone also asked her when she would show up for a certain event in England.

Now people keep thinking of gold digging, should we now say this is gold digging considering my story? Though I'm not sure the present woman was the one that sent 15k to me 2 years ago, but the resemblance in chats and ability is very striking. Note that the present woman also has the same profession with the one that sent money to me. It's either my captor's trick is their profession or their large heart.

wow, what a read!

just a few questions though;
was it through chats on social media you asked her out?
have you ever met her b4?

why did you have to act in deception by talking rich? been yourself was too expensive and was gono make her start ignoring you?
and why do you have to find out her worth?
why is this thread wearing that kinda title if this is really about love?

Dude, i know there are a lot of things you aint sayin here right now and i do understand.

like i always tell my Dating Drills followers, HEADMASTER WAS ONCE A SCHOOL BOY. i know the drill. you can pm me and talk to me lets see if there is a tiny way outa this.

Rich Regards
Don

ismart:
@Harddon, help a brother

he has a very wrong motive which did breath desperation, this desperation lead him asking her out and been who she is, she has obviously come across alota guys with same airs( wealth seekers), and she has given them only one response: buzz off!
nothing he can do to undo the ALREADY done.

these kinda ladies have very lil patience with guys.


tell him to forward her contact to me.

i like this kinda challenges. .

who is ncc working for?

ThisCouldBeUs:
No one knew APC had bad plans for us. 2019 Awaits us.

How could you say that with all d adverts n all other ways Gej warned us?

Even d 1 hour long documentary of d wicked ways of d 1st coming of d certificateless one?

U were well informed , u chose not to listen, my only joy is that i was among d 5% that didnt vote retrogression

What does ncc stand to gain from these hikes?

The decision before Nigerians is a very simple one: a chioce btw Transformation n Retrogression, a choice btw d old ways n d new ways.... Gej

Yet they chose retrogresion!

Is NCC for us or against us?
I tot ncc is to checkmate excesses n regulate d activities of telecom comps?

Didnt know their job sprcification include jacking tariffs n undoing d public they r meant to protect their interest.

Enuf is enuf!

Do's and Dont's
3) Dont be desperate : going all over her, give her space, let her come to u. She knows where her merryment is.

4) Dont rush! Rushing in only leading to rushing out! You must control your breath. Take ur time.
Start slow and gently warm it up to high pounding then back to slow and steady stokes then up d antes again.

YOu have to know the woman you r with: we have 3 types out there
a) those that like it slow n steady and only cum in this mode. Even if u wud pound, u must revert to slow when u want to take them there. These are the type that clutch to you like demons when they wano release n r releasing. They clutch u so much that they scrach ur back with their nails. These are the type that go crying softly when they r almost there n give off a piercing cry when they shoot off! Lol

b) heavy pounding ones: these ones can only get to the peek if they r heavily pounded nonstop for a while. They go screaming , scratching , begging you not to stop though it is very painful

c) The sea wave ones: these onea like a combination of 1 &2 and depending on their mood, they can shoot anytime. They moan in ecstasy, they roll on u for fun., they like both of you alternating leads.

HARDDON:
Aiit, aiit, aiit,


Back on track we must.

Guess we just finished the kiss moves n how to seamlessly unhook a bra....

Next we move on to the real deal.

Geting down.

DRILL NUGGET 10: GETTING DOWN
Getting down is an act that you should only engage in if you really wano give as much as get. Stop behaving like regular guys that can spend mega only to dive in n 5 mins, pull out n instantly start snoring!

SENSE PILL 74: Ladies Luv Getting down much more than guys! #fact! But are able to control themselves! Unlike the unimformed guys that cant!

Features & Requirements
Features:

1) it is an act. Take your time feel her out( this is why we never encourage cheap quicks stale serves....runs gurls)
2) itz d best form of excercise after swimming.
3) when enjoyed properly, it releases tension
4) it induces sleep into most people, dont know why dat doesnt work with me.
5) when administered properly, she just naturally falls head over heels for u even when u didnt ask her out!
6) know that ladies can sense it when u r despirate to get them to bed, this drives them off even if they had wanted it! Take your time. Sendless.
7) Learn to relax, sip your R.wine as u node to d kul sound filtering @ d background wit your eyes closed.

Requirements
1) Condom( Pouch) .......having tried different types, my fav remains CAREX. Itz able to withstand heavy pounding without giving way! ( while we r here, i should let you know that gurls Luv it Raw even more than Guys! N some of them have mastered the act of twisting in such a way that weak Raincoats gives way. This is why you should avoid weak ones)
Apart from its ruggedity, it comes in different flavours and colours. But itz a lil pricey! Avoid GC , cheap razz boiz use that foul smelly ish

2) early morning regular excercise. You need to be fit to indulge in this.

3) Touch skills.... Gentle soft firm hands. We run this all over her body gently while we plant kisses all over d body

4) Time....patience .... learn to make her relax first b4 u remove even ur own


Do's n Donts
1) Avoid all form of boosting drugs, side effects way more than d quoted use.
2) Avoid Beer.....it weakens. While some claim stout energises, i havent bin able to prove that. If u must drink, do R. Wine or mixed Spirits on a low tone. You r gono be ridng , so dont knock urself out just yet.

I DONT EVER DRINK BEER. It take btw 1hr - 2hr to burn off undue beer deposite in d body. I luv my abs n muscular body.

@ GrizzlyBear
I pushed to ride on wit d thread but cudnt let fly this....


What an erudite lucid submission!
As much as i dont bliv in d theory of evolution, i give u thumbs up for approaching this drills from another acute angle.

Rich Regards
Don

Aiit, aiit, aiit,


Back on track we must.

Guess we just finished the kiss moves n how to seamlessly unhook a bra....

Next we move on to the real deal.

Geting down.

superbouck:
the drills are actually working, but ladies now saying I m too ash on them

Yea that happens when u dont mix the concotion well. Sassy &funny (50 50 dose portion)

Too sassy, you sound up lIke a jeck,
Too funny , they see u as an unserious clown soul.

Dont be harsh, be attractive!

Btw, i should say, i catch my fun @ their expense. Use dat thing on her body, that guys are dying for, to throw fun jabs @ her.

HARDDON:
A gurl greets u Gud evening, never ansa that straight n kill d mom , swing fun with it:

Oh u r having a gud evenin? i want an aweaome one!

Or look@ her quizically n say:
Nah, dont fast forward the day for me, ive not achieved all my plans today!

HARDDON:
So You go cracking jokes? LIke you r some sort of a clown?
Where did u learn that drill from? Obviously not here!

We told u to go sassy/witty( having a jab @ her ) n soothe it wit funny lines.

Look @ the perfect example below:

A gurl ask u why u dont ask after her dad but only her mum n u respond by saying :
" your mum is my first luv now, untill you are able to impress me enough to consider you! Besides, your body is still maturing, i dont want to be charged with Child abuse !" Lol

One, u try to make her understand that she has alot to do before u can consider her( challenge) . When other guys should have been singing her praise, u r even telling her that she isnt matured enuf for u to sleep with just yet! This is super confidence.
It takes guts to flow this lane.

The fun part is when u say u dont wano be charged for child abuse. #Ouch!


So quit been a clown , be challenging n attractive, making fun of her n loving ur self.

A gurl greets u Gud evening, never ansa that straight n kill d mom , swing fun with it:

Oh u r having a gud evenin? i want an aweaome one!