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barinancy:
It all depends on you as an individual, it doesn't matter what you do, if ur a flirt that's it

Huh? I flirt alot, itz just on d inside, sprinkling smiles n, sometimes, mad laughter is my hobby. N this endears ladies to me, then there is d lil problem of me knowing how to look @ a lady n then crazy tots starts running tru her mind.

like right now, im flirting wit u, does that make me a cheap cheat?


It does not depend on d person per say... It rather depends on how groomed d person is to withstand daily temptations.....sight of some fair, soft n creamy angels in human form.

Why did u think Paul, spoke forth saying: what i wud, i do not, wat i wud not, that i do?

mrsfavour:
my hubby and i use each other's phone. once he is back from work i will browse till we both sleep off... i dont think its a big deal. where there is strong love,not point keeping extra affair outside.

So u r tonto? Itz aiit....Ur dp

JayRise:
players don't care

Ofcos not! Why should they wen they got strings of hawties @ their beck n call?

The only problem is they aint gono marry more than 1.
N usually,, their time always come tru that one!

How can bad omen be following some1 like this?

Enchanting!

Simply Breathtaking!

btw op, nice colour correction!

Yawn!

ItsQuinn:
Man u fan? Never!
I'm a man city and barca fan for life
Man u still sucks though

Buy me? Sorry I cannot be bought, you can only win me over.....but it's too late for that now

Hope I'm not getting it twisted though

Aha, our shadow small half of manchester!

Where is ur taste gurl?
Why choose to sit with lazarus when u could be dinning with d king?

Why sacrifice essence for shadows?

Win u over? Nah, we r too rich n expensive to be poaching teens like A33nal n d fake blues.

Like David, we cant have over , anything that didnt cost us gud money


Sure u r getting it twisted! If not, u'd know that d blood flowing in ur veins is RED, n so it shall remain till ur purpose on earth be done.

Dont keep Big Deddy waiting now

ItsQuinn:
Hahaha....I never esperred it, you know how unpredictable man u is
Well....Good for them and the fans, hopefully this would give them a goodnight rest

Guess you are a man u fan as well

U r an underground fan Que Quinine , lil wonder ur heart was panting we lose not.

Just admit it already! Or r u waiting for transfer window so i can officially buy u over?


#hopeshefinethough #manutdnodouglay

ItsQuinn:
Seen

Bad belle

Be sleeping on green quinine this 9t

HARDDON:
3:0

ggmu!

Oh well, they adDed 1 more to my prediction!

Id have that ,! Thanks

3:0

ggmu!

Just like u learn to think quickly n funly on ur feet, u must learn to pick things from her page for this sole purpose

CuteCeo:
Thanks sir...can you give me a few starting lines?

Nopes, they are all found in her account. Go tru her page , pictures, info, bio etc loking for specific details that u can use to hook fun converation.






Hi, i have been wonderingAbout......

Throw fun hooks out, let them swallow

Think

CuteCeo:
Thanks for your advice.. As regards Meeting others, Well, My locality is not that cool and i rarely go out. infact, I've been at home for 3 days straight. So i try to chat girls up on social media esp Instagram. Please how can i make all these social media girls reply instantly. I have a cool profile too

Im a traditional soul......
Why waste my time on some lady online that might be photogenic n crude physically wen i can just roll out to a kul spot n take some sleek picks?

No typing, no ping pong.


If u still fancy online ish, den u must drop a dm of Note!

Lines rules d ride.

Tosiris:
thanks once again. her sister is married and i haven't seen any of her friends. and yes i need her for keeps. we haven't been in contact 4 about 2weeks now.

As it stands, she is @ fault.
N u wudnt ever contact her again untill she begs, n appologise for her childish airs

Meet others

wora wow!

i think this title of this thread should read:

The wonders of the Human System!

all hail the auto aircon ! the nose

HARDDON:
know how you make fun of them?

her hair, nails, legs, face, forehead( this was what i used to get the first one today, i told her : "

me: wow, that looks like a brand new hair on your head,
she: yea it is( hoping i was gono heap praises on her thereafter, but i took her by surprise)
me: i wud have loved it, if the person that made it didnt make it in sure a way that your forehead is now so pronounced...
she: (she laughed, cos she already knew i was stating the obvious) is it that bad?
Me: yea, it makes me feel if you stand under the rain, rain drops wud fall parallel and never touch your face....natural roof
she: (she crackled so hard. other tables started looking at us). come, on itz not that bad
Me: u wish.....My time is up, here is my card. call btw 7-8pm, one minute after 8, i wud be in the air.



and i was gone.

the hawter they are, the extra fun i poke @ them. cos i know very few guys have the guts to pull stunt like that on a stunning soul and blend it so well( voice tone, facial expression, body language and gesticulation) that they actually laugh while u insult them.

how can they wen they are busy getting blown by her beauty and they go losing their tongues?

@ cuteceo,

one advise i give to people like u that have crossed the Rubicon is: LET HER GO. it is not worth it.

i have said it and i wud say it again: it is like selling your soul to have her! the only problem is, when u have her, your soul is gone, IT CAN NEVER BE SAME AGAIN!

HARDDON:
wonder why guys always have the urge to spill the luv line and spoil every lil good thing there is !!!!! Arrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

I've had it!

if you guys havent noticed, WHEN YOU TELL A GURL you have been kul with YOU LOVE HER, the meaning she reads into that is totally the opposite of what you try to communicate.

You: I love you and want you to me my gurl

her: ****thinking**** i think he just want to have unreserved access to my pvssy. after all, that is what Roy told me last month and after i accepted and he had his way, he changed completely, I am not falling for that cheap talk again!

2) we dont compliment gurls, we make fun of them no matter how beautiful.

infact, i used this today and gave out my number to 2, i collected number from another one.

the one i gave my line to yesterday, called today, but i didnt take.

know how you make fun of them?

her hair, nails, legs, face, forehead( this was what i used to get the first one today, i told her : "

me: wow, that looks like a brand new hair on your head,
she: yea it is( hoping i was gono heap praises on her thereafter, but i took her by surprise)
me: i wud have loved it, if the person that made it didnt make it in sure a way that your forehead is now so pronounced...
she: (she laughed, cos she already knew i was stating the obvious) is it that bad?
Me: yea, it makes me feel if you stand under the rain, rain drops wud fall parallel and never touch your face....natural roof
she: (she crackled so hard. other tables started looking at us). come, on itz not that bad
Me: u wish.....My time is up, here is my card. call btw 7-8pm, one minute after 8, i wud be in the air.



and i was gone.

the hawter they are, the extra fun i poke @ them. cos i know very few guys have the guts to pull stunt like that on a stunning soul and blend it so well( voice tone, facial expression, body language and gesticulation) that they actually laugh while u insult them.

how can they wen they are busy getting blown by her beauty and they go losing their tongues?

CuteCeo:
Whew. I finally finished the thread after 3 days of intense reading and practice. Hello Harddon, i really appreciate what you're doing for us out here. You don't know how much you've impacted into people's lives. This is my own story. I've always been a shy guy and throughout my university education, i wasn't intimate with any lady, partly due to my shyness and also due to the fact that i don't really fancy meeting girls and all. But during my final semester, i decided to find a girl. So, there's this girl I met on social media, and from there I got her contact. But having read the thread, i know I've been doing everything wrong. I always chat with the girl everyday. Boring conversations, and she's even the one always spicing up the convos, cos she's very jovial and friendly. We've gone on a date once after my final exams. And I've been the nice guy, always complimenting her. Also, she has already told me about her relationships and she doesn't intend to settle for another one unless she's sure it was going to last. and I've stupidly also told her I've never had a girlfriend. Then few months after, i professed my love to her , which she turned down saying she doesn't want to start any relationship that's not going to last. I said OK, and we continued talking, But things started changing gradually, and the talks subsided. Now she complained of my boring chats and how they are cliché (Which of course i knew they were). So, i now encountered this thread 3 days ago. Since then, i have not messaged her, and she hasn't too. Pls what can i do to get her back and how can i take control of the situation.

wonder why guys always have the urge to spill the luv line and spoil every lil good thing there is !!!!! Arrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

I've had it!

if you guys havent noticed, WHEN YOU TELL A GURL you have been kul with that YOU LOVE HER, the meaning she reads into that is totally the opposite of what you try to communicate.

You: I love you and want you to me my gurl

her: ****thinking**** i think he just want to have unreserved access to my pvssy. after all, that is what Roy told me last month and after i accepted and he had his way, he changed completely, I am not falling for that cheap talk again!

2) we dont compliment gurls, we make fun of them no matter how beautiful.

infact, i used this today and gave out my number to 2, i collected number from another one.

the one i gave my line to yesterday, called today, but i didnt take.

HARDDON:
is her sister married?
do you know any of her friends( hawt ones) ?


whatever you do, start ignoring her henceforth while we work this out.
block her on social media, block her line, block her off. no contact whatsoever.

i dont even know why im doing this, your motive seems wrong.

if you dont really fancy her but just wano get your rep back by correcting whatever impression you thing she has about you, I would advise you let her go.

but if she is really some1 you want for keeps, then we cud give it a try

one more thing, was there any incriminating evidence on your phone that day?
is there any message, from whoever gurl, that shows u are blowing some1 else?

cos it might surprise you to know that what you r even suspecting is not really the issue

Tosiris:
lol.. u really destroyed me.
thank you anyways.

(Exception: due to some act of unnatural hand or some def moves)) how do i go about this?

is her sister married?
do you know any of her friends( hawt ones) ?


whatever you do, start ignoring her henceforth while we work this out.
block her on social media, block her line, block her off. no contact whatsoever.

i dont even know why im doing this, your motive seems wrong.

if you dont really fancy her but just wano get your rep back by correcting whatever impression you thing she has about you, I would advise you let her go.

but if she is really some1 you want for keeps, then we cud give it a try

CuteCeo:
Bro. as regards the Blog, any help needed, I'll be glad to offer

wow! i got this achieved... but ehmmmm, what help can you render?

your skill set?

WackyJ1:
Harddon Explain the bolded..

U know guys naturally r either scared to meet hawt ladies, or get so stunned they lose their tongue n start stuttering or get so conscious because they don't want to spoil it n pass the wrong impression across!

My advise? Throw ur natural self tru d roof n let this grilled U ball tru.


the presiding paragraph explains it.

the grilled u is the Upgrade version of you that has passed tru these dating drills.

u dig?

olihilistic:
December we rule.

Nopes , October eriz!

Alright, work calls , letas

When i finally called , she was glad to hear from me and the line of note is:
Wow, r u sure ihave d right number? This voice is sounding husky unlike the indomie voice i battled with d other day. And d laughs....
And i wasnt letting up: "awww, check out d way she is laughing heartily, she must have missed me so much....#ouch! .

She might say she didnt , ignore it and say: " why didnt u pay for advert on cnn so they can help track me down? Rather U went to one local radio station....
How can u be looking for an international biz tycoon in a local station....?

Then she made the mistake of asking me how come i know so much about d female world?

Me: because ive got 8 sisters ( i always tell this fun lie)
And they tot me alot of stuffs: from how to unhook a bra, to how to gently touch a woman n make her wet with just a luk.

Right now, i run away from gurls because any time i touch small, they wud wano have me for keeps( hope u understand what im doing with dis line guys?)

U wud not imagine my own friend begged me to disvirgin his gurl( i refused @ first , listing out all d things that cud go wrong n telling him frankly that it wud neva be same again btw them...but he said he prefer i do it than any other guy, that he wud rada lose her to me....n so it was) because he cudnt stand blood, only for d gurl to fall in luv with me for the way i handled her. It was such an akward situation. Easier said than done, my friend beefed me coldly. Cos she started ignoring him n codely calling n collectin from me

Little did i know that my new smallie was a virgin. N as i wud leta learn after i disvirgined her, that story was what made her feel i must know how to do it n made up her mind that it wud be me to intro her to wet ways ...n so it was.....


See? breaking barriers n building sexuall anticipation....
Even if u see her as wify, n dont wano touch till dat night, still do this. Tension wud flee

When u finally meet, kissing, smooching n uhm uhm uhming wud merely be a formality.

Bliv me, it aint easy to pick female signals. Especially when is her 1st time with u.

She wud be tensed, u wud be tensed. U wud be runnin.from pillar to post to please her. Just @ her beck n call....we all did experienced that long ago n evolved our balls.

I hate tension , it strips u of all ur colours n codes. All ur wisdom n wines
I hate that. Id rather just break all barriers b4 we meet.

Try that too

HARDDON:
U wud not ignore her!

U wud start by putting words in her mouth n mind melting feelings in her heart.


The ansas u seek r on da pages but u read tru them like a novel, u aint gono get nada.

Right now, she is just feeling her self n felling posh because of d airs u r oozIng coupled with what kid sis told her.
It is official, u luv her more than she loves u now.

Ur solution lies in ur ability to turn d tables arroud. bhave sendless. Put ur emotions under check like she has been doing to u that has been making u go gaga.

Make fun of her( sexy funny jabs) , put it to her that d way she is soundin so sexy over d phone, that u r suspecting her....if she ask y, tell her u feel dat
She wudnt hesitate to rape u if she has d chance...but she should beware what she wish for ooo, cos d guy downstairs can hurt something
. this is what we call breaking all holds on phone first.

U cant imagine how explosive it wud be wen u finally meet. Give her d gift of missing u.
Let her beg to see u.
Use random talks to swing her wanting u n the fact she has to try harder to get u cos u aint cheap n she is on a long queue.


Here is my true story:

There lived a virgin. We met in an eatery. my usual way of throwing fun hooks into d air. She swallow it n was hooked.
I dazzled her with my wealth of wisdom in d female world. While we were talking, i pulled out my well scented , sparkling white hankerchief( always have two of these well perfumed) , n told her to lean over that some white stuffs were on her neck, she did n i , with d gentle touch of a practiced surgeon, cleaned her neck of something that wasnt existing.
I did this to let her feel my soft palm ( cos i used one hand to hold d neck, while d other cleaned) . I cud feel she like d fragrace of ..... i thereafter, gave her d hanky, she wudnt after i assured her ive got another, she collected it.

B4 she cud thank me, i stood up, saying works calls, as i made to go, i cud see in her eyes she wanted me to ask for her line. I turned, gave her my phone n she typed in , relived she wud see me again. Off i majestically rolled. Dishing some instructions over d phone.
As a principle, i dont ever call my new gurls d first day.
Let them anticipate ur call. Let them wish to hear its u. Let them jolt whenever their phone rings , thinking its u.

N disappoint them by not calling that day d way other guys wud. These can only happen when u create a short, fun n witty first impression.

I HATE EVERYTHING OTHER GUYS DO. EVEN IF ITS WORKING. i must carve my own lane. Stand out.

SENSE PILL 71: Always bow out when d ovation is loudest ,dont forget to Drop a line of note. This saves u intro Questions.


Intro question r boring, so when she goes , sorry who im i with, u just say d line of note, without bodering to introduce urself, she knows

To cut long story short, when i finally called, she was

As a rule of thumb, call first b4 any form of messaging.
Messaging now is cheap, that is how gurls see it.

"
Hi, does ur nose still twitch wen u go laughing hard? ...."

immediately, she remembers.

"Im still thinking if it was nice meeting u" she wud pick it n just know its u. Call after a while, tell her u got to go while she is laughing hard , n tell her to drop u a message on whasapp or which eva.
Always give women direction when u just met them. Aiit, gtg now, id expect ur call by 7pm ( even if u wudnt n probably be soaked up with another....the only downside to dis is when d luv start drowning em n they start calling randomly, i usually ignore em) or call b4 u go to bed or message by 12.

SENSE PILL 72:
Make it a point for them to return ur calls. N alwsys send messages that demands responseS


SENSE PILL 73:
Women r scalar quantity, u hv to give em direction.
Mould them how u wish, soon thEy wud start auto running based on ur programs



Those ones i give my number to , when they call,

I still use this skill: now gurls wud always intruduce themselves when they call u: "hello itz Jena, d lady u met @ ........"

Me: oh d cramp lady? Oh well, blessed is she that findeth a husby!

Didnt know u missed me that much! U didnt even let me get home first b4 u rang me up.

LasoulMacuby:
That y I called on you, so what should I do, Ignore her for sometime or what? Let me in, I have gone through the pages of the thread yet I can't seem to find a link to my own issue

U wud not ignore her!

U wud start by putting words in her mouth n mind melting feelings in her heart.


The ansas u seek r on da pages but u read tru them like a novel, u aint gono get nada.

Right now, she is just feeling her self n felling posh because of d airs u r oozIng coupled with what kid sis told her.
It is official, u luv her more than she loves u now.

Ur solution lies in ur ability to turn d tables arroud. bhave sendless. Put ur emotions under check like she has been doing to u that has been making u go gaga.

Make fun of her( sexy funny jabs) , put it to her that d way she is soundin so sexy over d phone, that u r suspecting her....if she ask y, tell her u feel dat
She wudnt hesitate to rape u if she has d chance...but she should beware what she wish for ooo, cos d guy downstairs can hurt something
. this is what we call breaking all holds on phone first.

U cant imagine how explosive it wud be wen u finally meet. Give her d gift of missing u.
Let her beg to see u.
Use random talks to swing her wanting u n the fact she has to try harder to get u cos u aint cheap n she is on a long queue.


Here is my true story:

There lived a virgin. We met in an eatery. my usual way of throwing fun hooks into d air. She swallow it n was hooked.
I dazzled her with my wealth of wisdom in d female world. While we were talking, i pulled out my well scented , sparkling white hankerchief( always have two of these well perfumed) , n told her to lean over that some white stuffs were on her neck, she did n i , with d gentle touch of a practiced surgeon, cleaned her neck of something that wasnt existing.
I did this to let her feel my soft palm ( cos i used one hand to hold d neck, while d other cleaned) . I cud feel she like d fragrace of ..... i thereafter, gave her d hanky, she wudnt after i assured her ive got another, she collected it.

B4 she cud thank me, i stood up, saying works calls, as i made to go, i cud see in her eyes she wanted me to ask for her line. I turned, gave her my phone n she typed in , relived she wud see me again. Off i majestically rolled. Dishing some instructions over d phone.
As a principle, i dont ever call my new gurls d first day.
Let them anticipate ur call. Let them wish to hear its u. Let them jolt whenever their phone rings , thinking its u.

N disappoint them by not calling that day d way other guys wud. These can only happen when u create a short, fun n witty first impression.

I HATE EVERYTHING OTHER GUYS DO. EVEN IF ITS WORKING. i must carve my own lane. Stand out.

SENSE PILL 71: Always bow out when d ovation is loudest ,dont forget to Drop a line of note. This saves u intro Questions.


Intro question r boring, so when she goes , sorry who im i with, u just say d line of note, without bodering to introduce urself, she knows

To cut long story short, when i finally called, she was

Adasun:
yeah u are da boss na afteral u got three balls



i have something to tell u sha bt i don't knw if da boss is gonna like it.

I know u got more ballzs dAn a duck, so shoot without seeking no permission.

If it is private, do me a mail

God help u if i really dont like it

liljboy:
for me.... I'll say, just try and see her but don't send out "needy" signal when you eventually see that smile wey dey scatter your head.

But we all know he wud ooze d needy duck airs n drive her off.