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RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:29am On Nov 23, 2016
Tosiris:
Please I have an issue help me out.
There is this girl, she was all over me. So one day i went 2 see her, she lives with her senior sis but she was out. she gave me all the green light but for some bizarre reason i didn't make a move , not that i was scared because i played with her, lifting her up, licking her ear and all that. But that was all, no kissing and no sensitive touches. 2. I wanted 2 take it slowly . So after that day she changed, she started acting up. So i decided 2 visit her again and give her d banging she wanted but i guess its already late. Was close 2 her house called her, she told me she wasn't around i got so angry that i yelled at her for her attitude. Few days later i called and apologized, told her i want 2 see her she promised she will come 2 my office ( managing my dad's business). Didn't see her, called her she didn't pick up, called her for more several days no pickup.. One day i saw her and her sister, they actually packed in front of my office, i came out called her 2 come inside, didn't see her i was so embarrassed. Days later i sent her a text, it was straight 2 d point, telling her i love her, how i was taking it slowly so feelings won't quench so quickly bla bla bla.. Yet no reply ever since..
I really Need 2 Bleep that girl 2 redeem my image. Please what's your advice?
@ bolded 1, if u r all so so n no go go, why did u bother tuning her up @ all? there r situation where u can afford to do this n get away wit it, not just this one! N
U call ear loop none sensitive ? Like u didnt feel her twitch wen u did that? ARrrhh!!!


@ bolded 2, i put it to u that u didnt want to take it slow! U were just out of ur wits n breath! U didnt know how to smoothly transit raggae into blues moves or u were scared she might turn u down or her sis might walk in on u guys or u dont really fancy her festures.
Any of these reasons, i wud accept, but not taking it Slow with a tubbing JR n a wet n Willing Winnie.


@Bolded 3, u cant just show up like that to anybody's crib n expect positive response most especially after what happened ealier. N what were u thinking letting a gurl get under Ur skin n u go raising ur voice?
JR must hv been very despirate n u ofcos transfered that tru d phone to her. Who wudnt run?

@bolder 4, hit urself with a pitchbook! We wrong gurls, n still make them apologise. A man worth his ballzs rarely apologise for his actions or inactions! We make fun outa it or form vex n elicit appologies from em.

After your appologies, she can read tru u n know that u r despirate. N that drove her futher off.she no more sees u like she did b4, rather as one who is just interested in getting into her pants.


@Next bolded! Ur pvssy despiration kept pushing u on n on n then u committed the worst of all RED BLUNDERS! blurring out LOVE!
how hugely pathetic! I easily forgive u for all d other goofs but his one? I skin ur ballzs n dry them under A blazing Sun!

Is this even logically tenable? How do u explain this? That some1 has been ignoring u cos of ur acute despiration n d best u cud do to win her over is to preach that over used , super abused LUV gospel?
I'M RED FACED RIGHT NOW. NO CLASS NO HONOUR, NO COLOUR.

Luckily 4 u, , u knew u were blabbing. Saving grace.

The last bolded is what got u into this ish!
Wake up dude! Unless ofcos u wano go commiting d crime of rape, she aint coming back!

Exception: due to some act of unnatural hand or some def moves

Uve falling from d peek of perfetion where she once held u, to d dust of humiliation, despiration brought u.




To all reading this:
One thing u should know about crush is: it's called crush n just as it came consuming d cruher, it can easily get crushed. Just one wrong step, it Vapourizes n u sit wondering where it all went wrong. Hoping to give ur soul to hv it back.

U might have it back but ur soul is gone, so u wudnt still enjoy it. Itz a lose-lose situation......Just move it on
RomanceRe: Couple Wear School Uniforms For Their Pre-wedding Photoshoot by HARDDON: 11:33pm On Nov 22, 2016
DOUBLE DON
RomanceRe: Couple Wear School Uniforms For Their Pre-wedding Photoshoot by HARDDON: 11:31pm On Nov 22, 2016
opysdoll:
True love lasts 4eva no mater wot happens u jst find urslf lovin dat person love is magical
Magically undenyable......
Legally indefensible.....
Logically inexplicable

U lose ur tongue
Ur heart
Ur head
Ur life


Tru d window appetite flies
heart pound
Limbs weak
Eyes dull
Body tensed
Mouth dry
Head hot
What is this?

enternally lost to lust
Ravaged by emotional tides
Like a whiwind , u flame
And die a thousand times

Take my heart
Take my time
Take my life
If but only
For a blink
i can hv u



My Quiet Quill
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 6:19pm On Nov 22, 2016
LasoulMacuby:
LOL. I want to see her not because she said she missed me, but because I would want to really see her, look at the smile on that beautiful face
YOu r not ready bliv me.

U wud run dry n shoot bland n u might just start losing her
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 6:16pm On Nov 22, 2016
Ismart

Mail
RomanceRe: How Do You Manage Your Relationship In This Recession? by HARDDON: 6:11pm On Nov 22, 2016
And some1 just plug a sipphoning hose to some1's bum....

Receive Sense geee, check my signature
PoliticsRe: Man Exchanges N1.7m With Fake Dollars by HARDDON: 6:03pm On Nov 22, 2016
Ouch!

Money in da million. Nafada must eida be a magnum novice @ his job or a very foolish jobaman


But all these money d court quotes, where do they go to? N is dere a template for d amount ti be quoted or dey just qoute based on d case ?



Cos d last time i checked , d court has almost collected all d said loot from ffk tru bail terms !

There lives a God
PoliticsRe: Ben Bruce Leads NASS Members 2 Congratulate Dickson On His Supreme Court Victory by HARDDON: 5:54pm On Nov 22, 2016
The will of d people must perevail!

Guess another commaando styled mid night raid n kidnap by somebody's watch dog is about to be witnessed by those gallant judges .

No maha wor, d will of d people must prevail
EducationRe: Indefinite Strike Is Imminent, ASUU Chairman Warns by HARDDON: 4:06pm On Nov 22, 2016
Elmuaz:
Universities should be exempted from the TSA for looting to continue. ASUU i salute una
Of what benefit is d to d tsa to d general public?
Just look all d money up n have ur cronies steal it tru d back door huh?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op):
cheesy grin

D silent undertakers!

Underground readers!

For once u surfaced!

cheesy


Cc: MULLAH123
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:46pm On Nov 21, 2016
LasoulMacuby:
Aite! But like I said I have not asked her to be my girlfriend yet. The messages I saw in my sisters phone just left me in the dark. So advice me now that my sister have told her am dying because of her, when I did not even open my mouth so say anything to her. . . I want to set a date with her, how do I go about it. I don't want her to have an idea am clearly heads over her
See why u need not bother askin a woman out? Cos they already know! Even ur sister picked ur luv ooze. Ur asking again is erroNously toutological. Though they crave u ask , so they can official hv ur balls N be on d r/ship driver's sit. This kills d attraction n suspense.


If i were u, i wud draw kid sis ears n make her swear alligence to me. U can use her leverage. Hope u dig?


U wud ignore u saw anything on kid sis phone. Infact, start sending her a lil less now, reduce d calls, chats n time together, make her miss u.

If u havent broken all barriers btw u two, i think u should focus ur energy on that.

Why Do U want to See her?
Is it because she said u missed u?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:26pm On Nov 21, 2016
LasoulMacuby:
I met this girl I really like, we connected through Facebook. She pretty, educated and come from a good home, at least I can decipher that from our small talks. I really like her, she a material that one can wifey. I have not even ask her out yet. When she accepted my friend request the first thing I said to her was "hey I saw a ring on the ground that had ur name on it, and so I looked for u, if I return it back it means u are married, but if I keep it u are still single. So what should I do" and she replied that I keep it. I have not asked her out, just keep telling her words that blows her head out. She is always the first to message me in the morning, we get along well too. She stays in the same state with me, but we have not met one on one. She is really waiting for me to pop a question like would u be my girlfriend even though I channel talks towards that area, I have not asked her out, just leaving crazy thought in her head. Yesterday while chatting with her I told her I was close to her area, and she said she wished she could see me even if it's just for some seconds, and I declined saying "I know u want to kiss me, but my lips ain't pink". House, what am I doing wrong, what have I not done, and what should I do? I am really into her but I don't really allow her see the picture.
Something happened was going through my little sisters phone and saw their whatapp messages where my sis was telling her I really like her, and am sending other girls away, she replied that I have not said anything to her o. And my sister ended the talk by saying she should make me happy, and even went to the extent of calling her in law.
House make una help me reason am o

CC: HARDDON
SerRento
All d ansas u seek r on d pages of this thread.

We are working on a blog to simplify locating specific nuggets


Here r some i helped dig out:

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/27#47600717

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/20#46519398


I should add this WARNING:
with the way u r so head over heels for her(sounding like a peacock on heat) , coupled with thaT HUGE URGE swelling inside of u.... telling u to ask her out, u wud soon dry out d fun n tension in this bond.

Why do guys always want to mess things up just wen things seems to be working smoothly because dey feel they should tow d boring regular guy's ways of doing things?



Know wen last i asked a gurl out? : in secondary school! Yea, eons ago b4 i stumbled upon dese ways...
Even though i was a luv letter consultant, n my rep was 80% success rate, i hated it wen guys ask gurls out.

Let alone in dis age n time
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:52pm On Nov 21, 2016
DaySpringer:
Bros, I don't understand. You like this girl and she likes you too. You have already won her over from what you are describing there?

What do you want again?


Advice:
Try and see her
Why should he see her? wink
RomanceRe: Girls Is 5inches Enough For U by HARDDON: 9:31pm On Nov 21, 2016
makydebbie:
undecided no
Kul, so what is d ish?

Come closer, whisper it into Big Deddy's ear
RomanceRe: Girls Is 5inches Enough For U by HARDDON: 9:14pm On Nov 21, 2016
makydebbie:
embarassed
Whatz wit d face?

Did ay cucumba break ur.......oops!

I mean did any guy steal ur cookie?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 5:41pm On Nov 21, 2016
peterpen:
Hello harddon, how do you deal with a girl who doesn't pick her calls and claims she is nt always with the phone or its on silent buh never calls back and isn't on any social media nt even fb or watsapp.....hw do yu build the attraction



Cc. HARDDON
Deal with>?

Nah, I never do.

I dont take that from any1 soul. I am the only one @ liberty to do that to ladies, not the other way round.

i just look for any of her better off friends and blow her minds off ,,,, i know talk wud lead to talk and she wud get to knw about it, then she cant but start calling.... then i start my own acting.

see? we are all good actors!

she isnt always with her phone or its always switched off? no ish, I wud leave mine in pluto while am on earth when she start calling. or i wud auto busy her calls or even bar her!
but if peradventure, she refused to give up and end up raping me in the process, my rep with her wud sky rocket. but my acting wudnt stop

see ? the world is sweeter looking @ at it through my eyes.
RomanceRe: My Surprise Proposal And Engagement Party - Gavel by HARDDON: 4:46pm On Nov 21, 2016
oh wor a beautiful concept, well laid out plan.


can only imagine the look on her eyes when she opened it!

May God perfect all that concerns you!

@ all my men following my Dating Drills, i look forward to things like this!
laying time is over!
cheesy
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:05am On Nov 21, 2016
superbouck:
serious relationship that could lead to marriage
To make her yours, start applyin all that u have leant here on her.

1. I wud advise u pay da small sacrifice of going tru D thread from d first page. Cos alll u seek, in there lies
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:26pm On Nov 20, 2016
superbouck:
I woo a lady last year but she said no, since then she is someone I can call my best friend. I came across this thread last week and I can say the drills are actually working. what can I do to make this lady to be my own. anytime I m around we walk, talk even read togeda. pls what can I do
Hope u have learnt not to ask a gurl out?
N
What do u want with her?

Ur motive?
Seroius r/ship?( have unreserved acess to d forbidden forest?)
FFB( friends for benefits )
SR ( serious relationship that cud lead to marriage)


or just what?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:21pm On Nov 20, 2016
CuteCeo:
bro. reply mail na
N so it was,

That an email was replied in a long distant time without due recourse to thousands that r in dat same shoe
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:09pm On Nov 20, 2016
Adasun:
o common,read through those lines again.dats pay back for nt been direct with us frm da first page.



And for dat comment above,dude arn't further explain.read through da lines da way i did with urstongue tongue
Hahahaha !
Now some1 is using ma skills on mua! Yea i know this was gono happen sometimes but i didnt envisage it wud come from a dude that needs help! cheesy

Gee, it is eida u explain ur self n get d ansa u so seek, or go bland! tongue

Im still dah Boss

With dem BIGBALLZS ! tongue cool
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 10:04pm On Nov 20, 2016
multibalotel:
Hardon employ dis guy as ur assistance.. dope stuff
Yea i should, but im not easily impressed with words.

Im a pratical guy. Men cud be all SO SO n no GO GO.

I need more beans cheesy
RomanceRe: Girls Is 5inches Enough For U by HARDDON: 9:59pm On Nov 20, 2016
makydebbie:
You must complete that last statement tongue
R u sure ? Beware what u wish for oooo
RomanceRe: Ladies' 12 Signs To Show That He Has Fallen For You by HARDDON: 7:58am On Nov 20, 2016
Piercedclit:
I wanted to ask, just see say you don ask shocked
How did u know?

Ok, thatz some moniker
RomanceRe: Girls Is 5inches Enough For U by HARDDON: 7:49am On Nov 20, 2016
makydebbie:
yes na
Pix though! cheesy


Why do i sense ........... with u?
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 7:37am On Nov 20, 2016
LasoulMacuby:
God one
cool
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:42pm On Nov 19, 2016
Adasun:
i have been doing this for a long tym without knwing what am doing oo lols.shocked shocked



any way i just discovered dat da fun may even eradicate sex thought frm u,maybe dats y i have not touch all dis free mama nd papa fud all around me.i want to stay dis way til i have my legal wife.



Is dat possible Harddon?cheesy cheesy
Say wor? Ur second paragragh shut me comprehension prowess down angry
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:21pm On Nov 19, 2016
ambs50:
Sir Harddon (allow me to addres u as dat cos u one, a very close female frend (nt dat beautifl though) of mine linked me up wit her bestie who is prettier dan her abt 2monts ago. We've nt met yet cos she still in schl Buh wil be bak soon. Howeva,we've got talkin nd she sounds my type: jovial, blunt, no forming nd jst cool.
Buh am aving som doubts.first she's south south nd am frm d west. Again frm d way she sounds, I feel she may be too rigorous for me. Althoh my random thots.
Pls wat do I do. Hw can I establish dis relasnsip wen we finally get to see. As in dnt knw weda to be fast or easy.
Thanks
Jovial with a gud sense of humour, blunt n rarely keeps malice, no forming cos she feel @ hom wit chu n kul! What other cocktail do we need? Tribalism? Dude Puleez!


N to your question,
I got 1 for u too! Why wud a Bird that is free to tour d world, wish to be caged up in one villiage?
Why do u want a r/ship wit her?
Oh, i almost forgot, that is d quickest way to get into her panties right? Very Wrong!


while u were "Hello" "Hiying" n asking all those boring questions, u should have been deploying what u hv learnt here so far, creating dis powerful attractive force that wud hv made her looking 4ward to wen she wud melt into ur arms!

The is what we call VDC( virtual Distant Closure)

This is why u hv gurls sending dier nude pixs to guys they havet even met , might not even meet.
U get them so hunged, they do anything u ask.

With d way u sound, i dont think u r readyy to meet her physically.
Id advise u quickly use d phone first
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:00pm On Nov 19, 2016
ambs50:
HARDDON, I must confess have benefited a lot from ur posts. Lyk siriosly I nw knw my flaws nd good to go fully nw. Buh wait, u gat a book or somtin dat can always be handy for consultations.
Wud rili appreciate if any. Jst ur write-ups on dis issue. Tanks.more power to ur elbow.
Glad u finally woke up from ur hibernation mode...


We got two Books..... But they r Quite Pricey if you aint registered with us nor taken any course with us.....

Yea, there goes my zero marketing skills again.

We r currently working on a concised companion.

It should be out first quater next year.

Rich Regards
Don
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 8:44pm On Nov 19, 2016
Darejo:
I've been following this thread since day one and I must say this ;

Some people are angels in Human form sent to help others. HardDon baba, I owe you one carton of red wine whenever we get to meet.

All your drills have been working like magic mehn... I tried it all on my girlfriend of about 1year now, and her love for me has since skyrocket.

That aside, I have close to 4 potential side chicks now all disturbing and anticipating my chats, lol. These are the same people who weren't talking with me as much before until I came across this thread.

Just two days ago, one who's been playing hard to get got laid while my girl was away. Now she just can't spend a day without messaging me. Boss abeg after you Na you for women matter.
Oh how ur ecomiums propelled my head heavenward n behold now, i lost my chills n Quills within d euphoric clouds! cheesy


Btw, 1 cartoon of red wine? shocked shocked shocked u want to restructure my destiny? grin
Convert it to cash n mail it. For a man shall not live by wines n lines alone cool


N hey now, how can only u be rolling with 5 n some of us r grabling wit soapy? Greedy son Somebody angry

cheesy

Glad d man in u has woken up @ last tru dis thread. But u should watch it.


Dont be like me of old mehn, a time i got so intoxigated with this newly found Women ways of wisdom n i let lose.
Dated 5 @ once wit so many side chicks yet still, for more craved I.
I became sleek as an eel n acquired d acute acuracy of a programmer( plotting time graph...soon u wud too, wondering what i mean? Oh well, unfortunately, aint telling)

I got d honey, ants cudnt but gather.
I was called different names by gurls that i didnt fancy! "player " been d most annoying( i'm usually very straight wit new gurls, i warn them expressly not to fall in love wit me, that i might end up hurting their hearts, the more i warned, d more they fall.....law of reverse engineering) , the more my negative news spread n u wud think it should drive other gurls away, the more they flock around me, to experience me 1st hand. N boy how they so did! I wAs having d time of my life!
Alot of them broke their own hearts cos i did warn them.

Luckily, i was able to sit n think n take decisions.
Some of my students aint able to do this. Yet i wud always warn


Know that with great power comes great responsibilities.

Dont u forget that ever.


Wodering why im waxing this lyrically fatherly?

soon u wud get to that bridge......
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Going Crazy!!!.... Please Help... by HARDDON: 6:34pm On Nov 19, 2016
ipain:
Best way to keep a girl on her toes is make feel she can be displaced and there is competition if she like fork up lol

@Harddon, am I right? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
la wow?! cheesy

more like letting her know who got the merriment rod! lol

we flow suspense, fun, sassy, unpredictability, we preach U
CelebritiesRe: Lady Caught Husband Sleeping With A Mum, Jumped From Her Apartment And Died by HARDDON: 12:17pm On Nov 19, 2016
blind rage!

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