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Tosiris:@ bolded 1, if u r all so so n no go go, why did u bother tuning her up @ all? there r situation where u can afford to do this n get away wit it, not just this one! N U call ear loop none sensitive ? Like u didnt feel her twitch wen u did that? ARrrhh!!! @ bolded 2, i put it to u that u didnt want to take it slow! U were just out of ur wits n breath! U didnt know how to smoothly transit raggae into blues moves or u were scared she might turn u down or her sis might walk in on u guys or u dont really fancy her festures. Any of these reasons, i wud accept, but not taking it Slow with a tubbing JR n a wet n Willing Winnie. @Bolded 3, u cant just show up like that to anybody's crib n expect positive response most especially after what happened ealier. N what were u thinking letting a gurl get under Ur skin n u go raising ur voice? JR must hv been very despirate n u ofcos transfered that tru d phone to her. Who wudnt run? @bolder 4, hit urself with a pitchbook! We wrong gurls, n still make them apologise. A man worth his ballzs rarely apologise for his actions or inactions! We make fun outa it or form vex n elicit appologies from em. After your appologies, she can read tru u n know that u r despirate. N that drove her futher off.she no more sees u like she did b4, rather as one who is just interested in getting into her pants. @Next bolded! Ur pvssy despiration kept pushing u on n on n then u committed the worst of all RED BLUNDERS! blurring out LOVE! how hugely pathetic! I easily forgive u for all d other goofs but his one? I skin ur ballzs n dry them under A blazing Sun! Is this even logically tenable? How do u explain this? That some1 has been ignoring u cos of ur acute despiration n d best u cud do to win her over is to preach that over used , super abused LUV gospel? I'M RED FACED RIGHT NOW. NO CLASS NO HONOUR, NO COLOUR. Luckily 4 u, , u knew u were blabbing. Saving grace. The last bolded is what got u into this ish! Wake up dude! Unless ofcos u wano go commiting d crime of rape, she aint coming back! Exception: due to some act of unnatural hand or some def moves Uve falling from d peek of perfetion where she once held u, to d dust of humiliation, despiration brought u. To all reading this: One thing u should know about crush is: it's called crush n just as it came consuming d cruher, it can easily get crushed. Just one wrong step, it Vapourizes n u sit wondering where it all went wrong. Hoping to give ur soul to hv it back. U might have it back but ur soul is gone, so u wudnt still enjoy it. Itz a lose-lose situation......Just move it on |
DOUBLE DON |
opysdoll:Magically undenyable...... Legally indefensible..... Logically inexplicable U lose ur tongue Ur heart Ur head Ur life Tru d window appetite flies heart pound Limbs weak Eyes dull Body tensed Mouth dry Head hot What is this? enternally lost to lust Ravaged by emotional tides Like a whiwind , u flame And die a thousand times Take my heart Take my time Take my life If but only For a blink i can hv u My Quiet Quill |
LasoulMacuby:YOu r not ready bliv me. U wud run dry n shoot bland n u might just start losing her |
Ismart |
And some1 just plug a sipphoning hose to some1's bum.... Receive Sense geee, check my signature |
Ouch! Money in da million. Nafada must eida be a magnum novice @ his job or a very foolish jobaman But all these money d court quotes, where do they go to? N is dere a template for d amount ti be quoted or dey just qoute based on d case ? Cos d last time i checked , d court has almost collected all d said loot from ffk tru bail terms ! There lives a God |
The will of d people must perevail! Guess another commaando styled mid night raid n kidnap by somebody's watch dog is about to be witnessed by those gallant judges . No maha wor, d will of d people must prevail |
Elmuaz:Of what benefit is d to d tsa to d general public? Just look all d money up n have ur cronies steal it tru d back door huh? |
![]() D silent undertakers! Underground readers! For once u surfaced! ![]() Cc: MULLAH123 |
LasoulMacuby:See why u need not bother askin a woman out? Cos they already know! Even ur sister picked ur luv ooze. Ur asking again is erroNously toutological. Though they crave u ask , so they can official hv ur balls N be on d r/ship driver's sit. This kills d attraction n suspense. If i were u, i wud draw kid sis ears n make her swear alligence to me. U can use her leverage. Hope u dig? U wud ignore u saw anything on kid sis phone. Infact, start sending her a lil less now, reduce d calls, chats n time together, make her miss u. If u havent broken all barriers btw u two, i think u should focus ur energy on that. Why Do U want to See her? Is it because she said u missed u? |
LasoulMacuby:All d ansas u seek r on d pages of this thread. We are working on a blog to simplify locating specific nuggets Here r some i helped dig out: https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/27#47600717 https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/20#46519398 I should add this WARNING: with the way u r so head over heels for her(sounding like a peacock on heat) , coupled with thaT HUGE URGE swelling inside of u.... telling u to ask her out, u wud soon dry out d fun n tension in this bond. Why do guys always want to mess things up just wen things seems to be working smoothly because dey feel they should tow d boring regular guy's ways of doing things? Know wen last i asked a gurl out? : in secondary school! Yea, eons ago b4 i stumbled upon dese ways... Even though i was a luv letter consultant, n my rep was 80% success rate, i hated it wen guys ask gurls out. Let alone in dis age n time |
DaySpringer:Why should he see her? ![]() |
makydebbie:Whatz wit d face? Did ay cucumba break ur.......oops! I mean did any guy steal ur cookie? |
peterpen:Deal with>? Nah, I never do. I dont take that from any1 soul. I am the only one @ liberty to do that to ladies, not the other way round. i just look for any of her better off friends and blow her minds off ,,,, i know talk wud lead to talk and she wud get to knw about it, then she cant but start calling.... then i start my own acting. see? we are all good actors! she isnt always with her phone or its always switched off? no ish, I wud leave mine in pluto while am on earth when she start calling. or i wud auto busy her calls or even bar her! but if peradventure, she refused to give up and end up raping me in the process, my rep with her wud sky rocket. but my acting wudnt stop see ? the world is sweeter looking @ at it through my eyes. |
oh wor a beautiful concept, well laid out plan. can only imagine the look on her eyes when she opened it! May God perfect all that concerns you! @ all my men following my Dating Drills, i look forward to things like this! laying time is over! ![]() |
superbouck:To make her yours, start applyin all that u have leant here on her. 1. I wud advise u pay da small sacrifice of going tru D thread from d first page. Cos alll u seek, in there lies |
superbouck:Hope u have learnt not to ask a gurl out? N What do u want with her? Ur motive? Seroius r/ship?( have unreserved acess to d forbidden forest?) FFB( friends for benefits ) SR ( serious relationship that cud lead to marriage) or just what? |
CuteCeo:N so it was, That an email was replied in a long distant time without due recourse to thousands that r in dat same shoe |
Adasun:Hahahaha ! Now some1 is using ma skills on mua! Yea i know this was gono happen sometimes but i didnt envisage it wud come from a dude that needs help! Gee, it is eida u explain ur self n get d ansa u so seek, or go bland! Im still dah Boss With dem BIGBALLZS ! ![]() |
multibalotel:Yea i should, but im not easily impressed with words. Im a pratical guy. Men cud be all SO SO n no GO GO. I need more beans ![]() |
makydebbie:R u sure ? Beware what u wish for oooo |
LasoulMacuby: ![]() |
Adasun:Say wor? Ur second paragragh shut me comprehension prowess down ![]() |
ambs50:Jovial with a gud sense of humour, blunt n rarely keeps malice, no forming cos she feel @ hom wit chu n kul! What other cocktail do we need? Tribalism? Dude Puleez! N to your question, I got 1 for u too! Why wud a Bird that is free to tour d world, wish to be caged up in one villiage? Why do u want a r/ship wit her? Oh, i almost forgot, that is d quickest way to get into her panties right? Very Wrong! while u were "Hello" "Hiying" n asking all those boring questions, u should have been deploying what u hv learnt here so far, creating dis powerful attractive force that wud hv made her looking 4ward to wen she wud melt into ur arms! The is what we call VDC( virtual Distant Closure) This is why u hv gurls sending dier nude pixs to guys they havet even met , might not even meet. U get them so hunged, they do anything u ask. With d way u sound, i dont think u r readyy to meet her physically. Id advise u quickly use d phone first |
ambs50:Glad u finally woke up from ur hibernation mode... We got two Books..... But they r Quite Pricey if you aint registered with us nor taken any course with us..... Yea, there goes my zero marketing skills again. We r currently working on a concised companion. It should be out first quater next year. Rich Regards Don |
Darejo:Oh how ur ecomiums propelled my head heavenward n behold now, i lost my chills n Quills within d euphoric clouds! Btw, 1 cartoon of red wine? Convert it to cash n mail it. For a man shall not live by wines n lines alone ![]() N hey now, how can only u be rolling with 5 n some of us r grabling wit soapy? Greedy son Somebody ![]() Glad d man in u has woken up @ last tru dis thread. But u should watch it. Dont be like me of old mehn, a time i got so intoxigated with this newly found Women ways of wisdom n i let lose. Dated 5 @ once wit so many side chicks yet still, for more craved I. I became sleek as an eel n acquired d acute acuracy of a programmer( plotting time graph...soon u wud too, wondering what i mean? Oh well, unfortunately, aint telling) I got d honey, ants cudnt but gather. I was called different names by gurls that i didnt fancy! "player " been d most annoying( i'm usually very straight wit new gurls, i warn them expressly not to fall in love wit me, that i might end up hurting their hearts, the more i warned, d more they fall.....law of reverse engineering) , the more my negative news spread n u wud think it should drive other gurls away, the more they flock around me, to experience me 1st hand. N boy how they so did! I wAs having d time of my life! Alot of them broke their own hearts cos i did warn them. Luckily, i was able to sit n think n take decisions. Some of my students aint able to do this. Yet i wud always warn Know that with great power comes great responsibilities. Dont u forget that ever. Wodering why im waxing this lyrically fatherly? soon u wud get to that bridge...... |
ipain:la wow?! ![]() more like letting her know who got the merriment rod! lol we flow suspense, fun, sassy, unpredictability, we preach U |
blind rage! |
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