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for a lil sniff of a lady's pants they can sell their soul!

You see them on fb thanking ladies for accepting their friends's request. they like every post of their crush and no matter how ugly, fat and fuggly she is, they wud wax lyrical how beautiful she is.

they try not to annoy them ladies, say the seemingly right words and hope they get noticed. they are the type that go flooding a gurl's inbox with messages thinking one day she wud respond
they go spending on gurls thinking that they can BUY them with gifts and gets frustrated when they have been friendzoned

you can overcome all these and turn the tables arround if this write up describes you. kindly note that behaving like this, turns ladies off emotional and wud only hang arround to milk you.

Next post, i would share with you the way out of this weak lane

kropotkin11:
No be Bola Tinubu o, Na Wale be dis

tinubu is tinubu whether wale or bole

only amateurs get responses such as these......

those are triggered but sudden jolting on her side by his wrong impatient needy move

fulanimafia:
Talk about liquid courage

These criminals must be dealt with heavily and decisively to clear the ogogoro hangover in their eyes that makes them think they are any match for the armed forces under the current Commander in Chief.

Those egging them on must be reminded that these are not freedom fighters because they have NEVER invested any of the proceeds of their activities in the welfare of the ND people or even attempt a clean up.

These are selfish armed criminals that, like Asari Dokubo, would rather build a University in Benin Republic while the people they claim to fight for suffer from lack of infrastructure.

I urge the military to crush any opposition to securing the waterways and pipelines, they must be reminded the difference between deadly Navy Seamen and their much loved bottle of Seaman's dry gin.

e-warrior go and ask obasanjo why he razed odi,

DRILL NUGGET 1B

WHY ARE NICE GUYS BORING?

Cos they have no Life of their own! they put the happiness of ladies above theirs and let Jrod and emotions rule them at will!

and as the Ladies would put it: they are just too PREDICTABLE!

To help u take control of your emotions, u have to learn how to turn down ladies. start by the little things;
turn down that airtime request from that your crush, turn down that ur course mate/colleague lunch request, turn down that outing request, however u may, but subtly, funnily and cockily.

SENSE PILL 1b : for once, have d balls to be brave, be YOU and do things because you want to do them not because they cajole u to!
dont be fooled ladies know exactly what they are doing when they go demanding for things they dont even need and airtime they wud never call you with( this is how mugus and magas are made, this is where friendzoning begins) , it is your duty to fashion responses to deflect their demands and hold your sway.

Bae: babes could you u help me get that over there?
YOU: yea sure, after i'm done with this game..or you can say sure, if only u beat me in this game....we know that game isnt ending soon nor can she beat u, she wud be forced to go get it her self (subtle but very effective).

slowly u grow in this lane: from subtle refusal to outright funny ones. the only time u wud master this act is when bae starts touching u, u respond, then when every one is steamy, all cloths off and she launches for ur weapon, remove her hand, she wud try again, remove it still, after the 4th time she tries u can let her, i can bet you it wud be explosive! dont ask me why

then be man enough to turn her outright down one day!

i'm not really in the mood to get down tonight B, just want us to cuddle and kiss thereafter we sleep! she wud try her best but if you can stand your ground, you wud have passed this great test. she wudnt bliv it that a guy can turn her down with his hardness and her wetness! she might act funny thereafter, ignore it..... She knows u r becoming a Man!

the ultimate test in this self control drill is this:

try and hook a new catch, after the 1st - 3rd hang outs, they usually feel comfortable, wanting to come know ur place because you have been deflecting all talks away from where u stay( we wud talk more about this soon. it is a perfect way to have any lady BEG to come know your place instead of you begging to have her over as u have been doing and she has been refusing because she knows what your plans are already! )

so lets say you finally agreed to have her over, and after all said and done, reggae turned blues and u guys are on each other, cloths flying with supersonic speed off your bodies as u kiss( more on this in DRILL NUGGET 3) passionately in anticipation of a sumptuous session,
then just as she pulls u over and want u inside of her, u pull away, sit on the bed for a while thinking, then after a brief moment, pick your boxers and start wearing it! she wud be wondering what is happening, tell her u just lost it, that you gtg now. she wud cajole, implore, seduce and do all possible to have you, DONT YOU YEILD! remember this is a test! and to help you scale tru, always remember it your final test. wear your cloths, apologize and hit the street. u wud literally murder her with thots like : is it that he has a gurl friend and doesnt wano cheat on her? or is my kini smelly like that of that blogger? stretch marks on my laps? or is he impotent? cudnt B because i touched his hard Jrod..... is there something i did wrong? ...... if only she knew....

yea i know, it is not fair to do this to any lady, but sit back and ask yourself, is it fair to do this to a guy? Ladies do this to guys all the time that is why they have mastered the act of staying on top of their game, and only let in guys they really want into their web, and for you to master your act also, this you must learn to do, not with one, but as often as u can,,,,,u wud bcome a master in no time, Jrod wud learn its place and then cease to control you.

Olasco93:
I think HARDDON should use simple words, those slangs you are using are not really helping at all. I expect you to use understandable words that every person should understand... Just my opinion though!

simple words? how simply can words get? we dont deal slangs here, we roll real.

pardon my rhymes

neolboy:
Goodluck

Thatz al we can wish them..

Btw,have we heard of pipeline vandals as we've heard of Fulani Herdsmen masacre recently?
Why is d northern president so concerned about pipelines

OKorowanta:
Clap for him
Big achievement

When some r aspiring to own d moon control d sun, some r celebrating a tiny geographical location occupied by a by two brain man!


#africanslavementality

#shames

#honouryourballs #ucanowndplanet!

karlriz:

How can she claim to be unaware of being bleep until d man was getting 2 d point of releasing??...No matter how similar d effect of an instrument and a dicckk can be, the difference must be felt through skin contact (regardless of his position during the act) so much that she would be able to tell the difference. She wasn't sleepin, of which one would have probably assume she thought she was havin a wet dream, but rather a mere eye-closed. I think there's something more 2 dis case, and until it is fully revealed, i'm not buying her accusation of "Rape"..#No offence

Her story is blivable considering women end up thinking wit their emotions n hearts instead If their head.

The doc is a seasoned pre-intimacy specialist... he tuned her up so much she took real Jrod for a scan spike....ouch!

Maybe she s3xx starved, maybe she so emotional wit d fluid dripping inbtw her legs she switch off from earth into d clouds.
She must have been giving out short cries, moans while d scan d1ck was in her, this turned d doc on n he decided to change d blues to reggae n

Verdict: the doc took advantage of her weakness, knew exactly what he was doing n shld be put away for a long time.

damyzino:
i just dey look at your at nonsense from a rare view ....PDP ruled us of 16yrs with nothing good to show and what did u say about it then....keep deceiving yourself

I'm way off ur league n wudnt bother trading words wit u. By tge way, u r off at a tangent. Go enrol for a comprehension course until den, u ain't worth sitting on tables wit great minds

Adaure4ever:
when Buhari said that "Monkeys and Baboons will be soaked in blood if he does not win 2011 election"
was he charged of treason?
Hypocrites everywhere.

Apc is d worst thing to happen to dis nation:

How about When Some1 threatened d nation saying those who make peaceful change impossible, makes voilent change inevitable, was he charged n hanged? Now Some1 is stating d obvious yet Op is calling for his head

Apart from d battery, every other thing is wack.

Stupid specs in an LTE device

Of all d things affecting d country, it is dis bill that they dwell on!

With all d hardship d country is going tru, this bill seems paramount.

Wonder when they wud move motion of impeachment of the northern president

Ada9103:

Needless, can't find sense of humour........

FlawlessRebirth2:
.PARTNER IN CRIME.KKIIIIIKIKIKIKI

Rub up ur egos gurls, dump dimwit guys r to blame.

While @ it, kindly know that time n chance happeneth to all.... n also don't forget them clock tickling away b4 u become a prayer project.


If only d peacock wud look at it's legs, d beauty of Itz plumage wudnt affect it's long term perception, Cos plumage wud fade off, legs attached for life


Lame guys I hail

DrChatNuff:
check how many BLACKS were killed by Police in U.S last yr and every yr....how many ppl been imprisoned in Gitmo these past 12yrs without trial... how many Iraqis were tortured by U.S military...so pls dont preach to us. Check how many people are wrongly convicted.....so U S go sort ur own S***

Bloody hypocrites dey r!
Left the log in their eyes to shout fowl about d specks on ours!


Confused country, confused Obama, had loads of respect for him until he turned gay even though he married wit 2 kids... his gay partner hasn't bin able to give birth!
Mugabe awaits him immediately he rounds his tenure off, his asssss must be drilled by an African magnum

Does anyone ever smile in dat religion?

Darkness prevails May d gud Lord free men from Itz claws

rusher14:
I expect The Telegraph must tender an apology for such epic failure.

It is evident due diligence wasn't rendered in the odious dirge from the reporter.

Perhaps he had left the pub late and in the haste to meet editorial deadline simply cut and paste without proof reading.

Alcohol na bas.tard.

U r getting no apology! Hw can Apc be peeved about a foreign tabloid feeding them back their own coin?

This is what Apc is known for: LIES n incoonclusive elections!

Btw, why attack d messenger n praise his oga that sent him? His oga that published d story? Balless! Attack d telegraph for publishing lies but no, u apply d budget padding treatment, by going after Con. Gutless!

More of these r Coming , Shehu wud soon be worn out of reason n response.

80% of marital probs r Money related!

Make d money . Leave talk for hungry folks

Rat-in-a-snake-shadow!

guychidile:
He who lives in a glass house needs not to throw Stone.

Poignant waters move deeply!
Like I always say, a man who hasn't yet finish with bh, still searching for TPL n now wants to add GEJ......Hmmmmmm

Some1 shld advise him to use his tongue to count his teeth

yea, i know we wud make top 4 but Lvg still has to go!


Boring futball

Amazing How blind was able to hold down lukaku d beast

aieromon:
Martial makes it 1-0

Makes history!

1000 premier league goal @ old trafford!


999 b4 d game

Btw, does d poster down stairs( below) u think Itz everton that scored? Or u bought over already n it's not transfer window yet?

Ada9103:
Your lines though...... You be poet

Your physical adornment is capable of making a professor our of a programmer
Hope ur soul is thus so, Beautiful n ur aura entrancing...

Let's dab
shall we?

nduchucks:
These people were not protesting. They were arrested for law breaking activities - they have no business taking the law in their own hands.

No they have no business taking law into their hands, only the Fulanis hv dat exclusive right because dier brother is silently encouraging them, hailing them.
Did u hear of what happened in benue? Hv u heard of any Fulani arrest? Heard of any investigation? any presidential statement condeming same? Nada!

The soldiers were quick to arrest that crowd whereas d two woman adopted, r still at large!
I'm very pissed @ d chief n all of them for rejoicing cos they've been released after been held for two weeks illegally n even fined such outrageous amount.
This arrest was done to break their spirit n I can see it worked! While d women r still at large, fulani still ocuppy their town illegally. Instead of them to insist the women be produced b4 they go any where! Weep!

If I was d chief, all Fulani wud be sent back to Where ever they came from with immediate effect! Astute nonsense

firestar:
Okay o.
The Peafowl is occupied.

Burnt out!

dollyjoy:
Those ones self hard.


Just take something he is holding by force,he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will fall into place


or by throwing a pillow at him,if he respond the play will start from there,simple!

Btw, why u all sweaty like u just had a lil som som @ dp?

Juve4:
why now has liar finished?

This is a lie he can't twist His arms around.

Amazing even d Lion run outa lies n blame

kennygee:
So from the beginning of the marriage, they should start sharing bills?

What if the guy is capable of footing the bills.

If u see a woman you love and can live with, because her account balance is Zero, you should not marry her?

Well, where I'm from, the woman's family takes care of the engagement or trade wedding. The church wedding is on the guy.

If the girl's family is not buoyant enough, yhr guy can support too.

Iffa hear bride's family foot bills...... the gud ones only spend lil from d list loot while d bad ones wud still make d guy foot d trad bills


Op, Btw Op, what is d essence of this thread? Itemize Puleez

Ada9103:
Freshness

She can't hold a candle Where u r thou paragon of unfading beauty!

Your skin like reflecting light rays on da stream n ur eyes like diamond in d field of falling snow!

Ur beauty shld be a four session course in d university of brave hearts!

U think this is an April fool's flow?