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damseyl:
No big deal jor

but when it involves ladies sending nudesss it becomes a big deal huh?


op, the motive is so wrong unless ofcos there is more to it that she isnt telling right now.

tell her u wud send the pix but only after she answers these questions candidly:
1) how wud she feel if u were the one requesting for her puss puss to pass around your guys so they can compare and ConLaugh @ how wide, dark, hairy or otherwise, her puss is?

2) where is the privacy in the r/ship if we all sharing the d1cks? like the puss be shared around too.


I know she may have some crazy friend who tot up this idea and the crazy friend may have an ulterior motive of stealing some1's guy with the biggest D.

after those questions, if she is responsible, she must see how foolish her request is and back down. if she doesnt, tell her to send her full nude pix so you can start the guys' round too.
Crude!

If she is GoD fearing, enlightened n respects u, be greatful to God.

But if she is rude, loud ,always making ref to her pay pack , stigy n disrespectful, runnnnnnn.

U shldnt be with dis kinda wom rich or poor


And always know that your 2mrw is way brighter n bigger than ur today

SimpleBea:
Folowing you like.........

Uwc

haildeji:
Lol.. Doesn't really matter actually. They just have few months there.... The elections that really matter would be coming later this year{governorship elections} .. And we all know who would win that.. Well except if you are not from ondo state sha

See the bigger picture Gee, a wise man that knows his onion, knows that d overcome of this election wud affect that of d governorship election. These guys r gono be grassroots agent to work for pdp. U have no idea that Apc just shot itself on d foot

Source?

If this is true, it is a welcome one. An injury to one, is an injury to all.

Wonder How students would be killed.n students r Quiet! Back in days, who ever shot that student wudnt LIve to tell d tale. Him n his colleagues

Success without any one to share it with is shame.

U wud ride solo, d fake frnds fame brought wud abandon u. Pretty lonely old life!
Den on ur dying bed, u'd wish u rewind d ever ticking hands of time.

Fame wanes, heck, when last did He release an album? He's been living on deals n endorsements, n riding all sort of strange jinas n thinks this is d life.

20years from now, we'd know

Ibime:
They replaced Emeka Smith as MC but didn't want to tell him they've replaced him so they lied that the wedding was cancelled.

Most plausible reason.

But ermmmm, he is a comedian right? it might just be part of the comedy!

If true, they did him one. But he's got his pay In his pocket

I'm not still impressed.

Lvg gas go!

Imagine life without Dave

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#FFA07A]°•° Hello!!! ...Hehe[/color]

Declare ur gender first:

How can (f) be in front of a king? Transgender?

Angelberry:
I doubt if this op is okay

he cudnt be , cud he?

op, and your point is?

you cant just go throwing bull crap like these and robe every1 of the most beautiful species, the world has ever known, into your wack generalized sentiments!

Did you say team foreign gurls? HAHAHA!

you are worse than a learner.

Counter to points

1) if Nigerian Princesses old fast, your foreign species age FASTEST!

2) this is not just a Nigerian Prob , its global, the fattest women on earth are foreigners. add that to the natural smelly skin they got. why do u think they can give anything to get tanned?

and Unlike Nigerian gurls, they turn red when they are angry or under the sun , green when they are sick, white when they are cold, pink when happy and black when they die. this is why i call them COLOURED


3) part 'a' point less. English is not Nigerian thingy, they can as well speak it the way the people we borrowed it from do.

4) whether foreign or Nigerian, shallow minded gurls have nothing to offer but s3x. this is not limited to race. in fact, foreign gurls are most lazy when it comes to work attitude.

point 5 , 6 same as point 4: baseless : logically untenable,legally indefensible and morally unacceptable .


7) op, what is opposite of exotic(foreign?)


DISADVANTAGES OF FOREIGN LADIES

1) Hot headed , breaks everything at home when angry, and above all, divorce prone


Learn Respect Son cos u sound like some1 who is struggling to get papers by marrying one of them fat n fugly foreigns !

Lovely!

She is creamy

macville2:
baba i am following you one way! nice one

gud to have you here Mac V


feel free to ask Questions

now that we have set the tone, Let us take it from the top:

DRILL NUGGET 2: HOW TO APPROACH LADIES( THE VERY BEST, YOU GOT TO HAVE STANDARDS NOW),
GET THE NUMBER AND GET OUT( WITHIN 5MINS)

2a: WHEN TO PLACE THAT FIRST MOST IMPORTANT CALL
2c: HOW TO DEAL WITH REJECTION( Should you be)

DRILL NUGGET 3: SETTING UP THE FIRST OUTING And Subsequent ones.

3a: Where to meet
3b: what not to discuss
3c: Dos and Donts
3D: Always set her hairs on edge( anticipation, spontaneity, suspense)

DRILL NUGGET 4: THE FIRST KISS( EITHER MAKES OR MAR YOU)
4a: Get her into it
4b: tease her: one step forward, two steps back

DRILL NUGGET 5: Never Tell Her U luv Her!

higherpower:
ur ignorant is caused by hatred. Do u hear of anything like member elect?

how is member ELECT equal Member young blood?

net worth is not some as pocket money one can throw about.

all the instruments are tied up in one form of investment or the other

unfortunately for him, this iz no magic wand, and him and his team seem not to have the Brain wand



#whichway9ja?

the report would be inconclusive,

LadyExcellency:
Order by Rivers State Governor's lapdog Judge?

That Stands to be proven.
N Itz not wike that petitioned d court
She erred, n her enemies attacked

sinaj:
Jeeeeeez

I freeze! Imagine having twins that don't send each other nor know about d other's existence !

They didn't complete the Qs
Last question shld be: Wat causes this?

LadyExcellency:
An allegation cannot stop swearing in of elected assemblywoman until determination of the case by the supreme court if she wishes to fight on.

This is no allegation: reread d post, court issued an order restraining her from been sworn in , that was yesterday

Op, is there a thing left again that doesn't cause cancer?

LadyExcellency:
Is it because she is a woman and opposition member?

This injunction is abuse of court process. The INEC certificate of return supersedes every partisanship abracadabra until appeal/supreme court(pre-election matter) or election tribunal throws her out.

She should be sworn in without delay.

Have u been involved in politics @ any level?

This is not a woman thing nor a fishy thing, she had no right to use letter head when she hasn't been sworn in nor does she have d right to introduce herself as member of an assembly that she hasn't taken oath of.
These acts tantamount to Impersonation.

What is in d blood cannot be cured by a match pass placard

DaBullIT:
Classic case of shortening words and sentences

Effect of over dependence on social media , texting and tweeting

I would rather not do this , but i can go on all day









No such thing as writes ups , its write ups

...must hv really gotten to u.

U wrote few lines and there were loads of syntax errors yet you go comparing that to an unedited book? Wow

Btw, there lies no correlation between shortening words and inter-continental ballistic missiles


...and given the subject at hand, one would have expected more from you....

Oliviaarims:
That's the part where the partner encourages the other to change and waits patiently 4 the change to happen. Buh I was talking bout the sort of flaws that are difficult to change,but which can be accepted,bearing in mind that no human can be 100% flawless.

Wait until u u can't sleep every night because he snores sleep outa ya eyes every blessed night after marriage.

Wait until he resumes smoking after walking down d aisle or he starts using u as pounching bag, that is his only flaw , only flaw


Just Simply accept him

DaBullIT:
While i would say NIPOST is just being melancholic


they did raise a valid point

sms and tweets has destroyed many people's sense of grammar and spelling

But as for me , Internet and technology has helped me improved somehow

because i pay attention to spellings and correct them with chrome , i make sure i master the correct spellings so as not to make the same mistakes over again


That's just me being realistic

@ bolded

#chromed somebody call 911 Puleez!

Fkhalifa:
DOn baba, I'm in need of a perfect response to, dear I need a very good response to those bitchz when they request r card,money for sub, hair etc without sounding arrogant, stingy or appearing as though I care about her feelings.

For a start, women ain't "bitches" n If u have been rolling with d wrong set, stop selling short, u r worth more.

because everything here is geared towards making u a better man with ladies. ...

Why waste my time with these drills If Itz "bitches" when u can just pop in @ a joint n with 3k u esponge ur bowels?
I wud hv no answer for u because those gurls only understand one language: money

But If Itz undergrad u dealing wit, here r possible responses:
Recharge card? In this age and time? Wow!
I'd rather teach u fishing....


For hair:

Common, How many guys wud u collect money from b4 u finally make it? I spoke with ur dad last week, he said he gave u money for that already! Lol

One moment ago they were all standing behind him, even going wit him to court, just 3days away, they wano cut him off.

Hmmmmm, the human mind

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
In as much I may agree with your write ups due to its agreeable psychology, I feel each person should live life with the intent to be themselves and enjoy the one life they have. Not everyone is bound to get the girls and hop on the relationship rollercoaster. Thumbs up anyways.

@ the bolded, the psychology is totally at a tangent with generally accepted norms, only a few minds wud appreciate the Pills and hence the few comments, but i know this write ups made up from experience and study, are definitely helping some1 out there with their ego, releasing some1 from the friend's zone...saving some1 alot of aches and money

Norms says rush in, I tell them to take their time
norms says just buy her anything she wants, i say have some balls and turn her down funnily....


thanks for your comment all the same