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about time!

cant imagine the devastation they have caused all these while; destroying crops at will, dropping dung in their trail and maiming lives in their wake.

evuls!

viviangist3:
Source http://www.viviangist.com/dangote-truck-cars-and-properties-burnt-as-kogi-poly-stage-protest-photos

V, i always pray for u to go far in life but what is the essence of blogging without a good command of English? and i'm not referring to the first paragraph rather the one you autographed.


@ the thread, the way these abokis act before thinking is unbecoming. hope the students burnt him and all his family alive too!

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Aufbauh:
Why are all those warlords that the IPOBians bragged of at the inception of PMB's administration hiding and unusually incapacitated?
What have taken their balls and grinds? Indeed there is a new experienced Sheriff in the town, a Pharaoh that does not recognise the 'Moses of the IPOBians'.

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aNAIJAFAN:
Girls, someone aptly said, “Men will be men”. They are the one who will pamper you, cajole you and almost pester you to get into a relationship with them. And just when you start falling in love and appreciating your man, you catch him cheating on you. What I do not understand is if you were cheating all the while, what was the need for the relationship? Or even the other way round. If you were so bent on being in a relationship, then why did you have to cheat? Men say girls are complicated. I would say they themselves are complicated. Girls are too, to a certain extent. But they do not complicate relationships. Girls do take time to say yes to a guy, but seldom we see a girl cheating.


Guys, on the other hand, are basically confused about everything. They will take months to impress their ladies, and once the girl is actually impressed, guys find the “spark” gone. Really? Can something be that lame? Wait girls. The height of lameness is yet to arrive. The best(!) part is when they get caught cheating red handed. They jumble with words. Well even women do, but at the end of it they either come up with something smart and straight forward or use their biggest weapon, tears! But men, I tell you, they will find weirdest of excuses and when those are placed in front of you, even you will get confused whether to plant a tight slap on the guy or laugh or cry. Amazing creatures they are! Let’s see how stupid can the physically stronger sex get.

[/b]10. “I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO
SHE IS”[/b]

Okay, so you go around with this girl and get caught in some “wrong” position, and all you could come up with is that you don’t know the girl with whom you are cheating on your girlfriend or wife? What were you doing inside the theater or in her room then? Trying to know her? See, after you get caught, it is most unlikely that your girl will sort out things with you. So better tell the truth. Or at least think of a decent excuse, a more believable one!


9. “I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP HER…..”
What are you, Father Teresa? Okay, it is good to help others. But in their bedroom?! But girls, make sure when you argue after this line is thrown at you by your ‘cheating’ boyfriend. Any thing you say can be used against you and you will end up getting a lecture from your guy on how pathetic you are that you think helping others is a crime. So frame your questions after putting in some thought. Ask him what category of ‘help’ was that? Eventually you will break up and get separated, but make sure you give your guy a hard time trying to explain his own excuse. Slap him if you want to. (It sounds somehow shey? )


8. “I WAS JUST ASKING FOR HER SUGGESTION TO BUY YOU A GIFT”

Don’t fall in the trap, girls. You might get all angry and fumed up, when just the mere idea of a gift will melt you down, and will go all “Awwww….” to your guy. But no! think with your rational mind. If your guy really wanted some gift suggestion, why would he call up another girl? Doesn’t he know you well enough to know what will be the perfect buy for you? Or even if he doesn’t, he can just give a call and ask for gift suggestion from his so called friend. Why need to go for a movie or to some parks? Think girls, think.

7. “YOU DON’T GIVE ME TIME”
This is a smart move. It is human tendency to put the blame on others when a person knows he is wrong. Guys are no different. They will try to push the blame on you, saying that you do not give time to the relationship, or how busy you are with your work or studies etc etc. Do not buy it. Work, studies or whatever it is, comes first any day. If you are working to have a safe and secure future, or if you are getting educated, there is absolutely nothing wrong in that. OR even if you are giving more time to your friends and family, it is fine. You should. But does
that mean your guy will go around with other girls? No way! If he says this when he is caught, just say that you are glad you did not give him much time. Else all that time would have gone waste and you would have regretted that all your life. Say this. It is a hard blow to a man’s ego.


6. “I DON’T OWE YOU ANY EXPLANATION”

When the ‘criminal’ mind cannot think of any better excuses, it comes up with the harsh truth. But guys, you do owe an explanation to the girl who is heart broken because of you. Just the day before, you
claimed that her heart was yours and all those mushy mushy talks. And within a day you don’t owe her an explanation? This line is generally said when the guy was not so much into the relationship thing and is smart enough to know that this is the end of what you people shared. So My sister, just walk out after throwing up your anger. Don’t even try to sort things out, because the guy is clearly no longer interested in making things work.

5. “SHE WAS TRYING TO SEDUCE ME…”
If she was trying to seduce you guy, then why was your guy on top of her? Or why did he just simply
not walk away from there? Or is your guy such a freak that he cannot control himself and gets excited by the mere presence of a girl? Girls, if your guy uses this as an excuse, do not forget to backfire at them. Ask him why would he get seduced at all if he was so
much in love with you? Leave him then and there to keep getting seduced by anybody.

4. “…BUT SHE IS MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRLFRIEND.”

So what are you doing with her huh? Giving proxy in
your best friend’s absence? Girls, this is absolute
nonsense. Guys have a bro-code, like we girls have
our BFF (Best Friends Forever) code. And it is the
rarest of rare situation when a guy will break that
code. It is like an unsaid rule that a guy just CANNOT date his bestie’s girl. Do not believe when your guy
says that. It is just some random girl that he has
picked up and now trying to hide his mistake. You
know it is time to break up.




3. “GIVE ME ONE LAST CHANCE,
PLEASE”
Okay, so this might make you think twice, or even
more. When a guy says words like ‘please’ and
‘sorry’, it is likely that they really mean it. A guy
asking for a last chance or another chance is a rare
situation, but when he does that, it clearly means he
wants you. He wants the relationship to work out. He definitely has made a mistake. But what can be
better than your husband or boyfriend agreeing and
accepting his fault and wanting to change it. I
personally think this particular man should be given a
chance. But here too there is a trick. Do not give in
immediately. You know your man well so you will know that he is genuinely sorry by looking into his
eyes. But let him repent and suffer a little for what he
did. Don’t talk for a few days and ignore him.
Ultimately, forgive him, if you want to.


2. “I WAS LEARNING SOME NEW
MOVES TO PLEASE YOU”

You feel confused as what to say next. You feel like
laughing at the stupidity of your own choice.
Seriously guys? This is the second best thing you can
say or use as an excuse, the first one being point 1.
Guys, are you so dumb that you think your girl will
buy it? If she can catch you cheating on her, then she is smart enough not to believe these stupid excuses.
Please think of a better excuse next time. Because
this will only lead to your downfall and you might end
up getting slapped, if not because of cheating on her,
then at least for this excuse.


1. “SHE IS LIKE MY SISTER”

This is a funny excuse for sure. By now the girl knows
that her boyfriend deserves a high five in his face.
Sister? Really? Can someone get so mean? Who gets
on the couch or bed with someone ‘like sister’?
Guys, this is a dangerous stunt. You are most likely to
be abused with the worst category of expletives. Yet, it is unfortunate that guys mostly use this excuse to
run away from the situation after getting caught.

WiseUp Guys

"@ bolded, a less smart guy has been caught, what smart excuse are you looking for again?

op if those huge mamarazzy laps i saw at the site belongs to teens, then ur definition of teen is flawed

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Idrismusty97:
Haha. For a moment you thought you own PDP because of the Effectual Buffoon, Now the real owners are taking over. I suggest you don't make the same mistake and just quietly leave the chairmanship for your "Boko haram sponsor".

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glory x2 United!

please resign lvg! be a man of ur word

AngryNigerian:
Nothern presidency = Southern party chairman, simple

word!

but the north want it all.... its all northern agenda!

imagine out of 19 only 2 for pdp yet they want the presidency and the chairmanship while they bring virtually nothing to the table

mukina2:
GOAL

2

we brought it hawt, fresh for ya! all the way from old trafford, here is ur sekem, sekem!

AbuMaryam1:
Keep watching Arsenal are out.

im not a fan of a33nal

was actually hoping they lose! and lose they shall! now where is the sekem sekem woman mukitos??

AbuMaryam1:
Keep watching Arsenal are out.

im not a fan of a33nal

was actually hoping they lose! and lose they shall! now where is the sekem sekem woman?

AbuMaryam1:
Ars 0- 1 Wat

as much as i wud luve them to lose, itz gono be a draw...

no maid in ma home..... not because of me, your truely is super controlled, but because of them kids growing.

just how they condescend to sleeping with their maid is alarming!
No future ambition? with all them scandals doing rounds?

TO CONQUER THE WORLD, FIRST CONQUER YOURSELF!

how can a man with a global vision be fraternizing with a bush rat? yuck! men disappoint me.

Greene66:
A foreign woman can cook. Even if she can't, I can hire a cook and she will learn. Man shall not live by bread alone.

Nigeria women are not homely they see it as by force to get married so they are not groomed. Besides a foreign woman is also homely.

A foreign woman does not suffer in silence like Nigerian women. If you mess up as a man she drops your ass. So if you want her around don't mess up. Be a good man you are supposed to be. That's no excuse.

A nigerian woman is not hardworking. 60% Nigerian women are jobless. A nigeria woman only want to reap and not sow. Foreign women are hard working

You can count the beautiful Nigeria women but cannot count the beautiful and intelligent foreign women with phds and mscs. ..

Thank you

have you ever gotten an exotic lady crossed b4? and if you are unfortunate to marry one, hmmmmmm, or is it the their kids? hmmmmmm....gee, bone oooo, 9ja gurls all the way.

economy was never within buhari control, it takes brains to balance books.

u know u cant solve this, remove restriction on the dollars, fold ur arms n just watch until we move motion for impeachment

uzolaz:
what's d name of d laptop above?

Mac Book Pro from Apple

Point of C Op, different strokes, different folks about d graphics Card/proccessor talk.


Also, people wud rather carry a 9pounds system that can offer them their processing needs than bore a hole in their pocket to get a lighter one.

The only crossBoard ,somewhat valid point is that of za battery.

SycophanticGoat:
But why can't EFCC go and face him eyeball to eyeball? If FG doesn't capture Tompolo with all the noise they and their zombified supporters were making "online", then they are all spineless and sycophantic goats..

word!

he applying the tu pac syndrome on fg in this age n time!

what a shame, fg with al 'its' military might cant find one man!

nguemosesu:
[color=#990000][/color]I met this guy last year, we've been dating for a couple of months now.i sincerely luv him but wat I don't undastnd is,if he luvs me.my boyfriend doesn't call some tyms we don't talk in a whole week each tym I complain he says he is nt used to calling.he doesn't even return missed calls.the calling aspect doesn't bother me again cos we chat every minute.wat bother's me is that: he uses different gals as his D.p. Saying:she is jst my friend,she is my ex e.t.c. My boyfriend doesn't ask women out,they are always asking him out.wat sort of man have I given my Hrt to?

go read ur books gurl, u aint ready for a rship yet.

what is more important? the shaft(ring) or d pure intention?
if she is for real, she wud say yes

nonetheless, marriage shld be delayed until he has something that fetches money....

nothing breaks luv n marriages more than lack of finances

Appointed by Buhari , engineered by amaechi!

Ibolt4m:
...d problem with us is jst lvg....too dull,too old,his no different from Moyes...Moyes is even better

No champs league then?

Can't win in league can't win in Europe....

Lvg out!

kevinscore:
I dnt trust all these foreign journals that doesn't know what is on ground.nigerian economy is beyond their understanding

Sentiment is one thing, blind sentiment is on another level.

Even d blind within country can feel d heat let alone people whose job it is to analyse world economy.... ur hypnotized sentiment is totally crude.

Littlewonder people cud strap bombs on n go blowing themselves up.

Tokt:
Of cos its pittance. its just a very short bridge.

Workers salary for months, were on paid . Judiciary, shut down, state was on Stand still......

MrAboki:
Wonderful.

Na so you reason am abi?

For once, expunge sentiments n encourage those that r working,,,,


Btw, no reason has to be involved, it ain't technical to see that ur brother president is just watching wit hands akimbo as d nation sail on auto mode

MrAboki:
Wike.

Commissioning Amaechi's Projects since May 29th 2015.

Which one has ur brother Buhari commissioned?

PassingShot:
Those crying witch hunting, I wonder if you guys read the article or you've been programmed to be silly.

Fayose should have known that shouting on top of his voice to criticize the govt unnecessarily in the name of opposition will not stop this determined govt from doing the needful. If he was smart enough he would have known that such strategy didn't work for Dokpesi, it didn't work for Mettuh, didn't work for Secondus., it didn't work for Dasuki and many others. So, why does he think it will work for him.

The noose is gradually tightening around the election rigger.

When I read totz such as this, I regret GEJ ever making that call.....

Fyi, Buhari, including most of d governors came onboard tru one means of street smartness or the other, why is fayose been of special interest? He loses sleep because someone is at his throat for al his wrong moves always Huh? If GEJ did this to him, he should be in jail by now after threatening d country b4 election wit his negative epic blood n baboon blood lines!

Simply Beautiful!

santuse:
when they killed and burnt an APC member in that axis no protest, now they are protesting because a PDP members arrest not killed.
smh

Itz a pdp state, Apc? Unknown virus!

Terry68:
nothing stops the move. tell your friend you've decided to settle with her.

plan a round table talk and deal with the issue once.

afterall people still marry prostitute knowing how many times their father's and friends have been their.

Very wrong advise, it's beta Op didn't know.


N what do u think wud happen If James is beta in bed than Op? He will father all opus children!

How can u bear d tot of ur best friend to hv slept with ur wify? A forest u hv visited n left a mark, u can always visit again If u so chose.

Op, don't do it. Look for another wife. This o e wud kill u wit hyper tension on totz

When AIT ran a series on his tyranny in his reign as military.... I tot they were just been mischievous, now Itz dawned on us all, ait was right, leopard can't shred it's black spots

Buhari, stop the witch hunt! N fight d dollars! Fight power, fight d plummeting economy , fight Cameroon claiming out lands, fight pipeline vandals, fight d heat. Don't lose sence of governance by digging crickets wit ur legs though ur neck is been bugged down by an elephant load!

If u must probe, start with amaechi n all ur corrupt ministers! Start wit d disappeared 7bn that grew wing from ur party.

U can't intimidate fayose, the only voice of opposition left in pdp.

Not all of us are gullible. 9months gone u still flapping ur wings with dss n efcc noise to sound up like u working! Like u got a pair, *scoffs*

8months to appoint ministers, the only time we saw them talk was b4 d Senate after that, nothing. All r sleeping while u roam d world. 2 more years left.

Tick tuck, d cock crows

Kirinwa:
The mods are not even helping matters at all. Any news whether confirmed or not enters front page creating avenue for exchange of words between Buhari supporters and opposers.
Yes I voted for Buhari but I am not a fan of propaganda which seems to be the tool of this government.

A government that denied all campaign promises is not a credible government- kirinwa

It seems like they managed to capture one camp n the took pics of it, different views, n since then,theyve been showing us d views on weekly basis

Btw,
Wow, never tot I'd live long enuf to see those that voted him admit their wrong. U blessed Gee, among them rest.
But I've not forgiven none of u that voted n brought this on Nigeria


N about promises, haven't u heard the age long adage? That there is something u can break without touching? ..... promises.