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Op, b4 ï can ansa ♈ōϋ , first define dis: what is Love?

@ least if we can wear it a defining robe, then we hope to aspire its xpirence in som micro seconds

Viva united! 6 nil.... Pay back time ƒoя screwing d league tittle ƒoя us last season!

Wonda why §☺̣̣̥̇ many cogent poïnts are missing from uя write-up
1) just iмagiпԑ ladies in search of a hubby always updating status ωiƒ : dis club or that club on point ωiƒ different men.

2) they don't ενεη ĸпoω haw to take basic kare of they selves(buh they want a husby?) eat anyhaw, most even guzzle more dan men(ofcos it is osho free) ãnd in effect? 99 out of a hundred got pot bellies in τнεiя teens. Ʊ 'd hv a hard time telling which is boob from belle. With all théir side packs to go. And fat-out-of-shape-bodies. Do they all work ƒoя Michelin naw?? if i can work out everyday to kip fit ƒoя d oηε, wonda y gurls dese days, can't.

3) why didn't you tell dεм to quit making money priority and stop destroying oda's marriages вч going after married men? And stop calling τнεiя potential hubbies to ß, small boiz? Lame daft dames. They waste τнεiя youthfulness, and in τнεiя old age, luks ƒoя d supposed small boizs to hook down ωiƒ their xpired, over used and blacked out unmentionables.


I cud give a whole thesis about dis but time fails ♏ԑ, and i must return to мч codes naw...

Buh çrzly, ladies need to step up!!!!!! Arrh yuck!

Source : http://gbeborun.blog.com/2011/09/19/enugu-state-governor-impregnates-first-ladys-younger-sister/

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A big sex scandal is currently rocking the Enugu government house. At the centre of the sex scandal is the state governor, Sullivan Chime and his sister-in-law, Ebere Igwe. Ebere is the younger sister of Clara Chime, the governor’s wife and first lady of Enugu state.

It was reliably gathered from sources in Enugu that a secret romantic affair between Chime and his sister-in-law has recently produced a baby boy.
A source in Enugu Government House disclosed that the affair between Governor Chime and Ebere, started shortly after he married Clara in October 2008.

The lavish traditional marriage held at Isuochi home town of the Igwe’s costed the state government a fortune, not minding the fact that Chime was marrying Clara as a second wife, having divorced his first wife from Ogakwu family in Udi town where he hails from.
After the ceremony, Clara moved into the Governor’s lodge with her younger sister, Ebere who just graduated fromAbiaStateUniversity. Unknown to the first lady, this was the beginning of an affair between her husband and Ebere.

Few months after, the first lady noticed that the Governor was always eyeing Ebere, and became suspicious of them. Not wanting to lose her husband to her younger sister, the first lady suggested that her sister should go abroad for her masters degree.
However, by the time Ebere left the country for her post graduate programme abroad, she was already into a deep relationship with the Governor.

She benefitted a brand newToyotacar and frequent overseas trips from the relationship which continued even while she was studying abroad.
The affair however blew open sometime last year when Ebere returned to the country after her studies abroad and told the first lady that she was pregnant for the governor.

According to sources, Clara was so shocked to the point that she became emotionally wrecked.
The first lady was taken to Rev. Fr. Njoku’s Upper Room Ministries at Emene Enugu for prayers and later, her mother took her to a native doctor who succeeded in stabilizing her mind, even as the governor turned a blind eye to her situation.
The first lady thereafter told her younger sister to abort the pregnancy, but she refused. The first lady reportedly sent thugs after her younger sister, and when the governor got wind of the plan, he made special security arrangements for her.

To make sure that the pregnancy was not tampered with, the governor sent Ebere to theUnited Stateswhere she eventually delivered a baby boy recently.
However, the first lady swore not to allow her younger sister into government house again.
Ebere’s whereabouts remain unknown, although an unconfirmed source said that she is nursing th[/s]

freeamie: I met this girl last year September at a cousin’s wedding reception and we exchanged contacts.
We had a first date and I discovered that she is a banker and she discovered (to her disappointment) that I am a School teacher. She said she likes my personality but doesn’t like my job.

Honestly, I have been looking for a better job but U know Naija now. E no easy.
Somehow, we pulled along but no much intimacy as we only meet on weekends and maybe like once a month or so.

Anytime she comes around, she tells me stories of her colleagues, suitors etc etc and of course every one of them has a car and is richer than myself. She pings and answers phone calls of pple I suspect to be her toasters or so, she was just in control. I just played cool. She never asked me for anything and I never asked her too.

Last March, she lost her job. So, she became more available at my place. Last month, she started asking me to define our relationship, my plans for her and future, etc. But, somehow I discovered what I believe is the problem: Her elder bros she’s been staying with will be relocating to east by October when his rent expires.

My girl say she CANNOT leave lagos. With the kind of family she’s from, she won’t be allowed to rent an apartment here especially as she’s got no job.

So, she wants me to marry her before then, she says if money is my problem, that she’ll support me with 350K from her savings. She even said her bros (who works in the oil rig) can help me get a better job (since I studied Engineering), but, that’ll be after our marriage.

This came as a surprise to me cos I thought she’s the Madam here. Besides, I’ll want to marry when I’m ready and to Mrs right. I know I like her very much, but, Jude (my guy) says I should use my brain and NOT my heart.

Jude says she’s not employable again as she studied Food Science tech and has been in the bank for 4 years and that she needs marriage to secure her life and future. He says she’s turned to a liability and that she doesn’t love me.

Now, What do I do ?? What do I tell her ? Jude can’t be right, is he ?

the bold letters says it all! she has always bin in control and so it wud remain! she tells u those stories to intimidate u so u wudnt boda ha wen she pick their calls and do the ping tin: INTIMIDATED, U FEEL SHE DESERVES BETA THAN YOU AND SO THEREFORE, DONT BODA QUERYING HA ABT HA NUMEROUS ISH CALLS!

I HAD TWO DAMES LIKE THAT....BUT AT THOSE CALL SEESION, I PLACE THEM WHERE THEY BELONG.....EVEN IF I EARN LITTLE, U DONT INSULT MY PERSONALITY BY TAKING CHAIKERS' CALLS IN MY VERY BEFORE! TIS CALLED RESPECT! PERIOD

U WANT MY ADVISE? LET HA GO.... SHE ISNT THE RIGHT ONE FOR YOU! WAS NEVA YOURS N WUD NEVA BE !

'my heart will go on' titanic................and tears rolled and flowed freeely.....stupefied, i was clued to the screen

sitting @ the corner, chilaxing....... heard they all become lesbians! sch momma and sch daughter.....smoochy smoochy all the way! dey got Love Machine too! yea, man must be represented

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so sad to hear...... another ploy to tarnish the image of my grandpa. i do hope and pray the God Lord brings the child back hail and hearty./////// and as for you Nlandas who lack self control and restrain, may God have mercy on you cos no one else can!

Dat Pero of a gurl must be a drunk to fink she cud hook DON JUAN with a coupla kids! but this is twisted! even USHER'S case was mild. buh trust me dames and dudes, he wud still kip plucking the odas and even add to the tally!

T boi, u beta make ur will now,    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yea Snthesis, daz d odd part of tech, makes ♈ōϋ wano douth evryfin, if ♈ōϋ got ρρℓ in Warri, y dnt ♈ōϋ ring dεм up to confirm?

Cnt bliv dese negative energies flying around here! Anyways, I'm immune to all of such. Ƒoя the douting Thomas, ♈ōϋ can search ƒoя Don Kelly on FB απϑ check out his latest post cos мч ρнoпε browser isn't allowing ♏ԑ to upload a pic on Nland

The hunted, ∂at i try to keep up-to-d-second does not mean ♈ōϋ should ' ' '
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Λ. :O insult on ♏ԑ ! Learn some manners

I'm on mobile, should have posted d pics , Adeteba: wondas shall neva cease

Yea creamish! §☺̣̣̥̇ wish it was! But as we are here debating this now, ρρℓ are gathered @ d hotel to Ơ̴̴͡.̮Ơ̴̴͡ ƒoя themselves!

Pls ladies be careful wit guys u hang out wit,on Valentine day a girl followed a man 2 hotel Excel in warri wit her frnds,so dey were in a diff rm so d nxt morning d girls were waitin 4 d oda frnd,n dey were like dis was d rm she slept n nw she is no were 2 b found,so dey told d receptionist 2 open d rm or dey call d police.only 4 dem 2 open d rm dey saw her head wit her brazilian hair shouting help n her oda body had turn 2 a boa snake.>:O video is everywhere pls send 2 ur friends! Check my DP