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got ta be glo all dem way!

red devils 4 eva!

mayb, wen the BEAUTIFUL ONES ARE BORN, then, , but not until den, and as long as the sun changes faces and no man eats egusi soul al his life, men wud kip payin as em goes!

just got but one question for you: do you have a BACK-UP for your LIFE?

see money! and as usual, the big bois have reasons to smile once more! research ma foot!

dry bone shall rise again! and a once crippled electrical generation power, will quicken once more

dead?!!!!! he has served his purpose and they therefore sold him out huh? with the specific order to kill him at all cost n by all means?? so that he wudnt give xmas revelations dead man of cos cant expose the powers that be!

Long live Nigeria
long live GEJ
Long live Donlegend

Transpiracy what? are they really transparent? if they are, they wudnt rank us thus! but ofcos, is it he who is caught , that is a thief huh? and who is not caught, no matter how deadly, is not?!!! :

the only reason i even bothered to read this. is there a more corrupt country than the developed ones? or is it because they cover their tracks so well that we cud pass them n for saints?!

TRANSPIRACY MA FAT BUTT

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Bokoharam:
GEJ was only being humble and giving thanks to God. How many of our past leaders have such humility?

MAY D WILL N WISH OF D GOOD LORD ABOVE B DONE!

:-x :-x :-x :-x

the evil dat men do, do live after dem now, it live with and punishes dem now[flash=200,200][/flash]!

May God have mercy upon out EDU sys! Keeps racking half-baked and  glorified illitrates year in, year out!

Wor a lil lucky bastard u r! i envy u man, u just blew her desire for ya ata proportion and u hv to use this 'jelosy' pill that has thus ensured, to your make or your break!! this is the right time to bone the hell out of ha wantom bossy ASS! after all, boss ladies dont ghe it hot often! trust mi.

this is not the time for your to act wussy! it is time to be a man!  i have been there and i speak from been dere!

Here is my advise

Invite her to a romantic spot , do that preferably on a saturday evening(7 pm) odd hour huh? just perfect! dont worry, she cant refuse!
strictly spirit, beer, pepper-soup joint that also offers short time rest, ghe em drinks and sip some soup, gud 4 ya liva!
dont even bother bringing up the main subject, she wud speak up eventually and then, it wud be more revealing!
behave like everything is just fine between you.,,,,,,no matter wor chu do on this 9t, never apologise for anything, tis ur 9t to boss.

make jokes, comment on her hair in a cocky and funny way, tell her how sexy she luks without those stereotyped official robes, and generally flirt with her, know something, for her to come meet chu up in a place like that at that odd hour, shows she is a bad gurl that needs the rod of a rude boi!

nature calls ,,,wud be back

Sit his sorry backside down and talk some sense into his skull, plan a buget with him, if he bulge not, dump his walkin dead log

wor a catalsymic mirage of wantom ways, DO WONDA IF LUV STILL OVACOMES IT ALL!

wheriz da luv?

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rokiatu:
God my stomach is hurting  

  wonda why, u had to bold out da 1st part.


[quote author=Meldrick link=topic=560674.msg7258437#msg7258437 date=1291296198]Sounds like James Hardley Chase himself.

oh puleezzzz, JHC is not romantic! just decieves you with the gun+nude hot dames cover, and thereafter, all you can afford to get is master skims and bullets' dates!  

orgasm:
Hahahahahahahahaha! Omolola you are a g.o.a.t! No offence o. u just got me cracking real bad. Well if d person is 190 then u did him a favour.

twisted Omolola, u got a great decorative perspective den! is dat wor  u parade as ur guy?   for ya.

was on my way home when i met her at the park sitting alone, about 10pm, crying, from a hrtbreak, she had gone to see her guy un-invited. lo n  behold, the ram was on top of a goat, cocked, locked and rocking!!, infury, she ran out and the only place she cud fink of was the park!
sat by her side and watch her cry for some time b4 i offered my face towel. she cleaned up and started giggling, aparently feeling relieved but yet embaressed. didnt even bother to ask her why she was crying but went ahead and told her jokes that made her laugh silly. we sat there till arround 11pm. and since then, we've bin best of friends. t'is one of my memorable dayz in life!

there is no where in the article that says they will expand their network, what is the need gunning for more subscribers when u dont even have the network to cater for what u already hv? their first port of call should be to provide signals and good services first! because even if they reduce their call rate to N5, MTN wudnt give a hoot cos they have'nt got the network to handle the surge! on another note, this article SUCKS cos the writer didnt get his facts right before pouring his uninformed gibberish on NL.

for your info poster, all the new MTN packages are rubbish! i made the mistake of switching from xtra connect to this stinking Happylink( or shld i call it sad link?) only to discova that my family and friends dont work no more, i tryed switchin back to my old xtra connect, only to be told that , that package is no more available! my friend even went as far as paying 500 for the bundle only for them to swindle him! all that i have come across that have swithed to the nu packages, kip complainin!

The only part of the article i concur with is the Port Harcourt Glo 'Infinito' pckg. For all those living in Port Harcourt, go get a GLO sim now! i only use my MTN line for FREE browsing, that is why i still have one.  when i wano talk without fear, and also not having some anoying lady's voice at the backgrnd warning me that i have 1 minute remaining in the middle of my calls, I use GLO! they are the bomb! N15 to any network to any country baby! go get a GLO sim people,

'YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE REMAINING!!!, PLEASE LOAD AN ALL-IN-ONE CARD'
crazy 4ked folks!

what more can u ask from a president that has the thots of the people @ heart? immediate response to every and any strike action!

my vote remains with you GEJ

LONG LIVE NIGERIA
LONG LIVE GEJ
LONG LIVE DON LEGEND

simply twisted!!!

chei!!!! ikputulakpo! LONG LIVE NIGERIA sumptuously! got no say in here

Wor a skimmer. Guess tins are workin out jst d way God used him 2 plan it huh? Wen ur plans are comin tru 2 time, wor more can u do dan to sit back, relax and relish the moments as dey unfold?

Come rain or shine, Ma vote lies with GEJ, DAT IS, if vote still counts in this country. and come to think of it, is there any berra option out there? Your guess is as gud as mine!

LONG LIVE NIGERIA
LONG LIVE GEJ
LONG LIVE DON LEGEND

we shall ovA COME, 4 DEEP IN MA HEART, I DO BLIV, WE SHALL OVACOME SOME DAY

the stage is set,, dear God, even as we prepare to wade tru anoda politikin tym, let thy will be done, for how long shall dis country remain a SLEEPING GAINT? how long shall we continue to suffer like this in the mist of plenty? how long shall thy chidren thirst right in the middle of this fresh flowing fountain called Nigeria?

LET THY WILL BE DONE