₦airaland Forum

Japhet04:
ok, so harddon after u have been rejected what do you later say to the girl that would actually make her sober and can sometimes send her running back and probably realize that you had good intentions.

I need that kind of valedictory speech

vanida6:
thank God am here today in nairaland

Just been a quest evryday but today am also a member of nairaland

So hiiiiii guyss!!

vanida6:
Awww wish am d one


HML

petux:
Fine boy. I will love to pierce my ear probably when am dependent.

Ustec:
Snake in the monkey shadow

System running,aborting mission impossible,.and no looping

We're are trying to follow yours truly footsteps ni...Lol

Ok na Boss!
Copied
thanks.

lilmaydee:
There was this girl in my old neighbourhood. After chyking her, she said I sholud give her time to think about it. This babe began to avoid me. Unfortunately, I saw her that evening coming back from an errand. I ran after her. The following conversation:
Me: wassup
Babe: I'm fine
Me: I had been looking for u all over the place
Babe: what happened, did I steal or kill somebody?
Me: no, its just that since our last discussion I didn't set my eyes on u again.
Babe: which discussion was that?
Me: so u have forgotten, k. Let me remind u. I told u I love u so much and I will want u to be my gf
Babe: laughing! See let me tell u the truth, the energy u want to start wasting in chasing me up and down, use it to make money. Mtcheeeeew!
I didn't know when tears dropped from my eyes. This happened. When I was 17years just outta secondary school

elkon:
my own na ..Hello sis can I see you for a minutes please. .d gal b like

Bumbae1:
I hail o
U wan take grammar scatter my head abi
Lol can't even think straight .. lol did one of your pupils send you

Donjazzy12:
As usual full of yourself! Yet no sense made..... And if you are matured as you meant to quip, then you are a big disappointment.
Like I said, men like you make women despise men .

Ustec:
WOW.!
I give up on this man..!
Prof.Harddon
HOD,Women affairs relation and research centre.

though,am still on the verge of breaking all those your special records.
if not for dat diamond bank babe,head of marketing for my area dat still dont know wats really happening...lol

zeezeegal:
Just Discovered It For The First Tym? Can I Take A Selfie Wit Ur Bic?

Donjazzy12:
That is what is wrong with most of you indomie generation guys, you believe he deserves what ever the girl threw at him. If a man is boring, do you embarrass him? Are some girls not boring too? Keep turning yourself to doormat for silly women to March on

avicky:
Very pretty and chubby. Efe and bisola - friendship goals

HARDDON:
HOW TO MINIMIZE / AVIOD REJECTION

1. Read her mood / surrounding

You not only hv to be gud thinking on ur feet , u hv to be gud analysing mood n surroundings too.

All things been equall, u'd wano flow ur lines but most times, from experience, i dump that n just throw a line of concern based on my analysis of her.
Sometimes, they just need some1 to talk to. So throwing forth a line of concern, subtly tells them that u must be a very sensitive guy n they relax , after getting over d startle stage n they talk to u. U cant imagine d secrets i hv stumbled upon using LOC

Bumbae1:
Lol men had to read your comment twice to get it ..
I like that your thread ..


God ! Got it

seunmsg:
The money will be permanently forfeited to the federal government if nobody claims it in the next 14 days and that is why I am excited. Money has been taking away from a thief and will definitely be put to good use for the benefit of Nigerians.

If government finds the owner of the flat and person denies ownership of the money, what do you think will happen?

afoshat:
Yea good one, i remember couple weeks back i was at the firstbank atm in school trying to withdraw, trust firstbank atms nah, the queue was long and i took a spot inline and went to seat outside of the bank, i was with my wingman when noticed the damsel sitting right next to me, i tapped her lighly with a whoozed up face i said, famm look like you got the whole world on your shoulder, she laughed and said no, i told her hmm this kind of early evening laugh, did u catch your boyfriend having party with your friends, she laughef hard and said no, that actually she's married but she had and said actually she had a fight with her roomie blah blah blah, after all talks we headed out of the bank together, while heading out i asked for her contact and she said, shebi i told u am married, i said bad girl, thinking bad stuffs, finally sha, i did get a good friend and for the records she's actually married

Bumbae1:
Wts up

FelixFelicis:
Judas of course

Bumbae1:
Some one told me it smells under the boob when you lift it up lol i know dont even ask


Thank god our own moderate too much attention when your boobs gone pass double EE or double Ff

BiafranBushBoy:
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Harddon come and lecture this matured asslicker!!