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Politics › Re: Buhari Absent At FEC Meeting As Osinbajo Presides by HARDDON: 12:16pm On Apr 12, 2017

fergie001:
Y?

Walking willow! Sick man

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Politics › Re: Buhari Absent At FEC Meeting As Osinbajo Presides by HARDDON: 12:14pm On Apr 12, 2017

What is d need of this meeting?

What gud has eva cm out?

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Car Talk › Re: The New Mercedes GLB Will Be The Baby G-wagon by HARDDON: 12:09pm On Apr 12, 2017*

One word: Rugged!

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Celebrities › Re: Having Babies Is Blessing To Me, How Many Babies Have You Guys Killed -- Davido by HARDDON: 11:49am On Apr 12, 2017

Two wrong cant equal 1 right

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 2:07am On Apr 12, 2017*

DRILL NUGGET 15:

DEALING WITH REJECTION

Such is life.....
That takes all our gut n glory
N pelts us wit nothing but dust n diss!

We came fitted
Suited, highly powered piece
Biologically balanced
Chemically Calculated
Mathematically Modelled
Spiritually Scented
Superbly Engineered

Highly Powered Piece
Wit no Earthly manual
Just a lil light in our mind
Then our quest began
We stumble we fall
Rise tall we walk

Conquered the land
Tamed the sea
We stumble we fall
Rise tall we run
Rule the skies
Ride the tide
We stumble we fall
Rise tall we fly

Such is life

© Don

If you want a lion's share, you must first posses a lion's heart.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 1:45am On Apr 12, 2017

Ustec:
you press Start
she provide you blank space to input ur variables to see if it will process.
But you decided not to input any variables.

what do you think will happen.
error.
stop.

you fall my hand gee!

Wow! Guess who is back to his smart old self!

perfect iteration mehn!

Kul kode Sequence!

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 1:29am On Apr 12, 2017

solomix10:
mttcheeew.. dem ladies haven't got the drills, they making life hard for average guys ... What if they get their hands on the drills.. guys wud be frustated nd eventually turn Gay... Harddon no try am o

Rahahaha!

I've tried hard to ignore this comment! But every time i read it, it keeps cracking me up!

grin

Ehmmm by d way, what r u scared of? U can handle them no matter how hard they come! grin

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 12:55am On Apr 12, 2017*

HARDDON:
DRILL NUGGET 15a:

DEALING WITH REJECTION

DRILL NUGGET 15b:

DEALING WITH THE FEAR OF SUPER COMPLETE WOMEN( 9s n 10s)

DRILL NUGGET 16:

NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE

DRILL NUGGET 17:

BLEND D BLISS..... CLOWN NOT

DRILL NUGGET 18:

BE EXPERIENCED/BALANCED

DRILL NUGGET 19:

M PROPOSAL

DRILL NUGGET 20

GURL TYPES/GRADES

DRILL NUGGET 21

MARRIAGE LIGHT

DRILL NUGGET 22

...........
LEARN LINES, RHYMES, PEOTRY, AT LEAST ONE MUSICAL INSTRUMENT, IF YOU CAN, SING!

.........

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Crime › Re: How I Got Robbed By SARS. by HARDDON: 11:17pm On Apr 11, 2017

Take heart gee.

He will mos def meet his own. avoid those men like plague.

I dont know the crack they roll on. They dont behave normal

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:00pm On Apr 11, 2017

Adasun:
they are many boring gals around.

I was at da jamb center and got closer to a gal just to have fun,nothing else.

Scrutinising frm head to toe:i noticed her tall foamy like slippers

babe dis ur six inches sleepers na heheheh: bending down to look further.

She just smile and hit me with her pen.she said nothing else and me just lock up.

Don you said sometimes we draw them out frm their cocoon,so i had try next time to draw them my realm.

Common Adasun! U were d boring one here. U fun d air, den tensed it back....if you wanted a response, u must spin the jab line as a two pronged one that not only elicit laughter but answers
That one u threw is one way. N u cudnt blame her for not responding..

You: wow( lookin.@ ha shoes) , those shoes luk like weapOn of mass distruction. Tell me, which village r we distroying after now? Ur bf's ? Has he been cheating?

cheesy

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Romance › Re: Ladies, You Are The Prize. by HARDDON: 6:23pm On Apr 11, 2017

what a warped, mechanically shallow indomie filled mentality!

how can you reduce the female folks to nothing but a lil decorative piece of very mundane memento?

Ok, I got u the prize, I make me a lil prize display glass board, place you inside, lock you up and then what? angry

smh

Romance › Re: How was your last brake up like and why? by HARDDON: 6:21pm On Apr 11, 2017

like you have a gun to people's head? angry

have you carried out robbery b5 op?

Romance › Re: This Is Just So Beautiful ....checkout This Lovely Wedding Photos by HARDDON: 6:19pm On Apr 11, 2017

this ladyl was once a very active Nlander! think she was in luv with me @ a point but i was too busy setting money traps i ignored her. cool

wonder why Her moniker skipped ma memory. angry

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 6:12pm On Apr 11, 2017*

Ustec:
How about law ..... boss?
does it contradicts most of the trash they'v been wanting us to believe about love or some same old stories??

Nollywood is a total game bursta full of cheap and weak lines..

Will you advice us to watch the movie?

Scrap that, It is actually the Rebound Law of Fun. Was really distracted with work when i typed that.

yours truly NEVER waste his time watching Nollywood movies. In fact, he is very weary of gurls that do. Cos like he's always say, he hate razz loud gurls, those that flow pidgin( most 9ja movies are repository of them and they go giving em ladies wrong impression about the male folks.) etc

Nopes i wouldnt advise you go watching nada! avoid em. You aint done learning English, dont complicate it.

Rebound Law of Fun states that when a gurl has toiled with a guy's heart and thereafter goes awol, in the eventual case of her coming back due to the fact that the grass isnt greener where she went and wants to cuddle the formal heart, the formal heart would only let her back in for two reasons:
1. Use her to hone his Dating Drill skills
2. Do disc cleaning with nothing attached.

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 4:47pm On Apr 11, 2017

Ariadne:
Haha Cool thread sha

Yea? We didnt realise until u said it. angry

Ehmmmm Arry, tell me, are you transgender or some guy locked up in a gurl's body?

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:46pm On Apr 11, 2017

IamAkinzy:
Lmaooo!! Haddon is Outta diz World I Swear!!!...Oya gimme next Drills jhur

Headmaster wasnt once a school boy right?

Looking @ dah king's mouth, u easily forget he, once upon a time, suckled @ his momma's breasts

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 3:38pm On Apr 11, 2017*

IamAkinzy:
Harddon come help a Dude Here o!
Dats aw my Gf started acting funny al of a sudden!. Den I noticed her hooking up with her ex uploading pics on fb which she never told me she was hanging out wit ani1..Thanks 2 dis Thread! I quickly turn am 2 Side Chick sharp!..left her for a while & moved on wid berra stuffz now d prob is dat during the period I left her I'm feeling real cool and gud but she's disturbn my line back now over a wk nw & I see missed calls everyday.
Tin is I don't even feel like pickin d call or xo! But of late I'm feeling Bad cos she's done al to get my attention thru social media & it's like Hell of a Torture 4 her
I'm confused nw o! Harddon!

It wasnt one hell of a torture to u wen she was busy rolling wit n uploading anothet guy's pixs huh?
Aiit! angry

Sometimes, d easiness of guys is appaling! Their d1ck induced forgetfulness, enraging

Just say u miss the blow n dont get fresh wit us!

##done did it.

Who can help this dude wit Rebound Law of Fun?

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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Efe Receives His SUV In Lagos, Ex Housemates In Attendance (Pics) by HARDDON: 12:51pm On Apr 11, 2017

fergieboy:
If am him I will sell the SUV and continue leaving my humble life

N u'd b trekking from one place to anoda?

Celebrities › Re: Bisola Officially Reacts To Thin Tall Tony Being Married, Releases Video by HARDDON: 10:59pm On Apr 10, 2017

ugh!
Ladies! Ladies!

One mom: didnt think we kick it dereafter, nxt mom, feels betrayed. Tot we cud be close after...bla bla bla!

Gurl just say it already, uz sad! Sexy mad he taken

#Smh

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (3 - 0) On 10th April 2017 by HARDDON: 9:55pm On Apr 10, 2017

aieromon:
Full time

CRY 3-0 ARS

Chai! If this was Man U , i wud hv lost my appetite for 7days!

Buh they r used to it embarassed

Custom failure

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (3 - 0) On 10th April 2017 by HARDDON: 9:53pm On Apr 10, 2017

sirfee:
REDMATE#GGMU

The 6th is theirs for the keeping! grin

Some ppl wud hv nightmare today

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Arsenal (3 - 0) On 10th April 2017 by HARDDON: 9:46pm On Apr 10, 2017

sotall:
3-

Choi!!!

What an insult! This is d end for him!

Watch as WENGER OUT banner lit d skies tomorow!
To my advantage!

Bloodz Rollz Red!

Romance › Re: Ugandan Man Shares Photos Of All The Girls He Has Slept With On Facebook by HARDDON: 3:33pm On Apr 10, 2017

op this is not a man! nothing but a discombobulated lil fvckboy!

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Family › Re: [photos] Lovely : Ex Miss World AGBANI DAREGO Finally Marries Lover by HARDDON: 12:25am On Apr 10, 2017

Mimzyy:
Congratulations Agbani. I love the fact that she's maintained a low profile despite her status quo.

She lost it. How can u win miss world n maintain a low profile? She didnt use her opportunities. Didnt touch kids across d country, didnt promote d cause of women, did notjing!

Got blown away after d initial euphoria

NOnetheless, im api for ha she got hooked cos for a while, i tot she wudnt

Romance › Re: How Can I Inform My Wife That I Need Another Wife by HARDDON: 11:54pm On Apr 09, 2017*

Op, whatever you decide to do is your ish.

But might i techically throw a few ponder points?

1. Do you know that 2 is a company , 3 is a crowd?

2. Do u know that your life cant ever be same again if u marry a secnd? The bond btw u n ur 1st wud literally be shattered to accommodate another

3. Do you know that this fresh wine that is shacking u, wud soon turn stale n u wud naturally go in search of another fresh one soon?
This is like a program loop..once deployed, it neva ends.

4. Do u know that if any of them is troublesome, your life span wud be cut short drastically?

5. R u financially viable to give the best to ur kids or u just wano bring them on here to suffer like almajiri's.
A d1ck that is matured enuf to fvck more varieties, must be ready enuf to weep more wetness

6. Do u know that even if first wify agrees, she might become depressed , withdraw? Hate u?

If you can ansa all these Qs without breaking a pulse, then i can assure you, u already know what to tell ha

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TV/Movies › Re: Area Boys In Sapele Celebrate Efe As BBNaija Winner. Photos by HARDDON: 11:50pm On Apr 09, 2017

Not nice prettycrystal

How can u snap ur brothers in this dark room, wit your nokla 3320 , upload same n tell us that they r celebrating efe? undecided

Ahdontbilivit

Romance › Re: How Can I Inform My Wife That I Need Another Wife by HARDDON: 11:40pm On Apr 09, 2017

Antina:
Yes! My religion support it with do's and don't.

But his own reason(s) for marrying a second wife is purely selfishness.

Selfishness is always d reason deary.

Foget d sugar coat of any other reason. Very tender Fresh bloodz is d logo

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Romance › Re: How Can I Inform My Wife That I Need Another Wife by HARDDON: 11:30pm On Apr 09, 2017

Antina:
Some men and selfishness are 5&6.

Mura si!

Dont ur religion support it? undecided

He can marry as much as he does ish wish.

Ur husby wud do same too.......it flows in za bloodzzz

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 11:26pm On Apr 09, 2017

Drifted much, we have

Now we We get back on track .......

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Celebrities › Re: BBN: See Who This Celebrity Is Supporting... 25m by HARDDON: 9:58pm On Apr 09, 2017

zeezeegal:
3

Are you kidding me ryt now? huh

Check ma prfl angry

Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:47pm On Apr 09, 2017*

Ustec:
virtually all the girls that my friends and I have met are aware of this game.
Even most of the comments in here also testify to that..!

Though there are some specific group of girls that ain't aware of this game.if only one can be a very good detective like uv ones said.

so I dont see any need creating a drilling sesion for them.

@ bolded, ofcos not. Ive been telling them exactly that!
If i try that, i'd either make a monster outa them or i'd end up creating a world full of singles cancelling each other's moves out! cheesy

What a world that wud be!

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Romance › Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by HARDDON(op): 9:42pm On Apr 09, 2017

Ustec:
Some guys are still perfecting the art of chatting with them ladies,.

Base on their pre-installed software,garbage-in the wrong commands wunt Run their system.

Ever Since have been following the algorithmic method you gave,my issue with that have long been truncated..!

@Bolded,
Well, they dont seem to get me, cud u lay it across to them ,step by step, from a fellow student's perspective?

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