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carexy:
it's efe..... yes ooo...warri... now I can have a peaceful sleep.

Carex ?


For once, based on logistics, Warri no carry last'!
They be all mouthed all along though


Stand up for da Champion ppl!

If your data got huge swags n fast, dare to click the link below to watch live!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLS3MiIkLJ4

zeezeegal:
How Do Knw?

Ambiquous

Know that?:

1. d ride is steaming?

2. itz same bombom or

3. Itz U?

How can a gurl be playing on ur intelligence n u let ha?

a gurl is boring when she lacks what to say n shoots off thereafter.
Simples!

zeezeegal:
No Vex O But I Never See Any News From NairaLand Today O... Wetin Happen To Efe 4 The Mulla Na?

Ride Still Steaming

Ehmmm @ picx, same bombom to me. One pumped out , d oda made str8t

N daz u

This seem to be a two way horse race: efe n T(silicon)Breasts


Objectively:

Efe doesnt have the wow factor, too razz n classless.
Howeva, he seems to have the warri factor working for him n got following

Tbreast is too plastic, fake, Manipulative. She lacks sense of humour n cudnt recite the anthem of a country she claims she is from!

Howeva, shez got the creamy skin, accent n probable class of a branD rep.

My Verdict?

I wish there is swift sexy twist n some1 esle win it!

@Kalatium & Ppen,

HOw many timeS wud i have to drum it? Go to places u r celebrated instead of places u r torelated!


A gurl ignore ur bday n u still hang arnd for wht? If it was a guy that forgets no ish but for a gurl that rarely forgets date n time? Na na

I hate borin peeps, i hate dull ppl. I hate proud ppl even though they r stiill learning how to wash their pants.

Smellymouth:
Hahhhah. Baba Hardon, gbenshing is for sure na. Man dies but once.

Nopes, a coward dies a thousand times ova b4 his final death.
Let's show guys that d lil hole inbtw a woman's legs isnt a trophy to be achieved @ all cost n by all means!

Lets show them that having self restrain n self worth is a virtue only few men can eva so attain.

Lets teach them that long ago the BOY died n d MAN therefore, without further delay henceon, must emerge.


Let's teach them that if only guys know their worths, ladies wud beg to be wit us, please us n generally adore us.
I have tasted, So i make bone thus to Speak forth.

If only guys know.......

Smellymouth:
Fallen Olympus everywhere .
Whatever rocks their boats sha because if them gimme punnay, I must gbensh..

Smiley, cant u just for once form hard to get wit ur Jrod?

That is ur entire empire u r playing gbenshing wit( wor eva da means)

bsideboii:
Lol...don't be paranoid boss,maybe he had a condition prior to his coming to Naija.




How do I tag along with the WhatsApp group #peace

Condition that suupported him just enuf to get into 9ja? Okies!


The drill is roling 22nd gee! Lets not constitute public nuisance here shot us a mail. Email add is on da southside, high side

Ok, bye

Samalabz:
Done boss, no time


And ermm boss, yet to receive the bonds words and reg form for the whatsapp group joining

Yea? Hang on.......just a bit

henro4niger:
Harddon can I still join the whatsapp group? Sent you an email though. Keep up the good work.

Yups!

And for all who dont know,

Dating Drills WhatsApp group is rolling out live on Sat 22nd of April 2017, we rolling hawt, we rolling fresh! Holding nothing back, Unleashed! You cant afford to miss out!
dare to dream? mail: datingdrill@gmail.com for general info.

Arisekola90:
@the bolded, you can't do that here (in UI). And in addition to that, most ladies here are not so much interested in your excellent academic performance; politics, money and maybe plus swag make a big boy.

You dont still get it. Those things u listed as Req for big boys are pseudo, very temporal. N if a gurl is stupid enuf to leave u for another wit tv, wish her well. But make sure in 10years, she watches u on dat same tv that wud hv been outdated

Real big boys are known by the contents of their heads. Cos from therein, came to be all that is physical today.
Stop reasoning like average guys.

Take for example Nigeria: with all her wealth, natural n human resources, she is a third world country.
Exporting crude, d wise ones out there buys same , refines n sell back to her @ a higher price!

Sence Pill 96:

Your mind is a gold mine, Dig it!

Michellekabod:
Am awaiting your response....add this to the chain of questions I have for you. Are they no nuggets for ladies? Many ladies are bitter as wormwood due to heartache. Can you create a thread for them? So we halt coming to spy here....

PS: not everyone with a child is married...

Ladies bassically got dis part of their lives pre installed by default. Itz only guys that have been gropping in the dark trying to find their feet n face in d world of women

Due to popular demand, We are working on another thread ( Heart 2 Heart) and it would be going live soon.

It would be a solution ground for all diverse ish in d relationship/dating worlds ( all are welcome). We also hope it would act as a platform for bonding too(meet n marry )! There r too many stable fine guys n gurls in here for that not to be happening.

FreshGuy2:
Good evening Boss, please I need your assistance.

A girl I so much like is somehow proving too stubborn to get.she hardly call or text,So I didn't want to appear the needy or the begging type cus a nigga also got his own prides to protect,I decided to apply some of the rules I learnt here which is giving her space,I deleted all her contacts on my phone so no calling or texting, this night I got a whatsapp message saying Hi, it's been long blah blah blah so as we got chatting I knew she could be the one so I just dey give her this kyn I DON'T CARE Attitude eventually I asked to know who i was chatting with and she then sent her pix to me and I was like "Oh it's u" and she said yep and started again blah blah blah"It have be long,no call,why?"

Please what perfect response do I give her and what's the next thing to do?
Thanks.

If you really hv read d thread,
Solution within the thread from page 1, but i wouldnt advise u read them up.


On a side note, immediately she sent that pix, yours truly wud hv maintained not exclaim like u did(shows u missed her! N aint totaly yet in control of ur roll) , delay repLy n after that say: "works calls now, aiit bye" n just leave d chat . Stay on line, chat with others n just ignore her. This wud send alot of thots down her spine. N breeds curiosity. She wud wait n buzz u up again, ignore, now itz ur time to form hard to get

Obagoblog:
Boss, Expatiate more on that number 1 point and u forgot to mention the third point

Thatz beyond the scope of this drill, nonetheless, if you are in ministry or u have a calling, shot me a mail and i would gladly oblidge you because the rate of insults so called pastors throw on God's face now because of ignorance is heart splitting.

Third point went off long time ago

engees001:
friendship

You wano fzone her or you want her to fzone u? Fzone from d female folk usually dominate , you should know that.

Nonetheless, your first statement already gave u out: You saw what u luv in her, came preaching on the super beaten lane laced with the over used word LUV word because u wanted to TAP THAT. She saw tru ur lil gimmicks(they always do) n turned u down.

Now u turn around n sue for friendship? Gee, she already fzoned u!

You solutions are lined up all over d pages of this thread. DONT BOTHER READING THEM , aiit?

Balistic4:
Hello Harddon. Nice job you're doing here. Please I need your help.

I've been dating my girl for 5yrs now since my 1st yr in university. I did not start by toasting her but we were just into each other and we started having sex. Fast forwarding things, I truly love this girl and will and pray that I spend my life with her but the thing is, people around her see her as a loose girl and that makes me remember how we started and to add some of my family members don't like her just because of where she is from but I see this as no excuse.
I play my game well (I think) as I've been the guy in the picture for 5yrs now. I don't cheat on her but I stern enough whenever she misbehave. So far her slate is clean as far as I am concerned and I would like to propose to her once we're back from nysc. But my question is, how do you know a girl is loose . And what are the implications of having a loose. And to add, I am in between nice guy and alpha male and I have never cheated on her. And what should I do if she falls in the category of loose girl. Thanks

How can you date a gurl for 5 years and not know if she is lose or not? You had to hear it from others? What exactly do they have against her? Try blend in n find out.

Btw the way, so we are on same page, what do u mean by her been lose?

Moreover,
About u guys just taking to each other n things excalating, im very used to that! Infact, that is yours truly's rolling logo. Dont usually have it any other way. N this does not mean the ladies r losed, it just mean u got ur self toned. Balls checked n u r in full control of your life's zip.

You wano hear a secret about these drills?
That is exactly what they help u achieve on da constant! Where without stressing to ask em out nor blowing money tru d roof, they get so stung on you giving u ample time to dictate how u want it to roll. There is a way u wud be playing hard to get with Jrod that they practically beg to have it! Yours truly experience on roll..... I wasnt joking wen i said that @ d beginning.

JerryLegend:
The boss is here

The boss? What does he looks like? Is kim K his side chick ? Does he have bed made of natural b00bs n suspended n1pples? Is d cloud arround him clothed in sleek wetness?
Can he just switch on a smile n creamy ladies drive in , in droves?
Is he married to 196 models from around d globe?

Is this another case of using africa for experimental processes like that of ebola?

Subject n release into africa , monitor its potency

The day boys realise their balls n not go drooling ova nothing, the world wud be beta for it

HARDDON:
I do understand you though most ppl would ask you what d difference is!
You shld know u got a special gift( flowing on ur feet) if only u can balance it wit d virtual roll.


These are the reasons:
1. She isnt physically present so u cant make fun of her dress, skin, hands , eyes etc

Solution? Make fun of d emoticon she uses as if they truly represent her current expresion:
Lets say u got chatty n she use d laughing smiley, you can say: "just look @ those tiny teeth! Can they even chew at all?"

Or she use d kiss one, you say: " mmm, some1 is forming a gud kisser cos she's not here physically, but i am not convienced, she gas prove it.

Or she use the frown smiley, you say: " wow! Just look @ that sexy face! R u trying to seduce me?"


She use an annoyed one , you say: wow bae, what is d plan? Trying to boil eba water for a whole community wit that funky face?"

SHe use hug, u say " i cover myself wit d blood! U cannot tempt me"


She use d surprised one, u say: " wow! R ur eyes that big n dreamy? dont turn me one plz , im working"

In summary, see all emoticons as her n flow in tune!

2. U easily run out of ideas cos most ladies r really boring wen chatting, it takes a real gee that knows his onions to pull them out n soak them in. Once u wheel them out, they start engaging u in real time convo n even initiate chats wit u.
You just need to discover d code n punch it.

Solution?
Plan the way u want the chat to flow. Hv core points u want to discuss n be flexible enuf to know wen to go wit the flow!

brandon180:
am not really good with chattin with chicks online, through social media, any help pls..

P.S:i can flow freely in real live convo..

I do understand you though most ppl would ask you what d difference is!
You shld know u got a special gift( flowing on ur feet) if only u can balance it wit d virtual roll.


These are the reasons:
1. She isnt physically present so u cant make fun of her dress, skin, hands , eyes etc

Solution? Make fun of d emoticon she uses as if they truly represent her current expresion:
Lets say u got chatty n she use d laughing smiley, you can say: "just look @ those tiny teeth! Can they even chew at all?"

Or she use d kiss one, you say: " mmm, some1 is forming a gud kisser cos she's not here physically, but i am not convienced, she gas prove it.

Or she use the frown smiley, you say: " wow! Just look @ that sexy face! R u trying to seduce me?"


She use an annoyed one , you say: wow bae, what is d plan? Trying to boil eba water for a whole community wit that funky face?"

SHe use hug, u say " i cover myself wit d blood! U cannot tempt me"


She use d surprised one, u say: " wow! R ur eyes that big n dreamy? dont turn me one plz , im working"

In summary, see all emoticons as her n flow in tune!

Double Don

chronos:
Oga harddon, I appreciate your work here but I think it's harder for attractive guys to use this drills. Handsome guys are perceived to be proud and stuff, acting all Arnold Schwarzenegger wouldn't get you many fans.

@ bolded, who was looking for fans? I wano get laid!

N hey, face dont make u attractive just like academic excellence dont get u dat special woman.

Fame n fortune can but only buy u sex not real luv.
Body build only gets u lewd awwww n daz about it.


What then is the solution?

The contents of your cramium.
The dexterity in ur flow
The guts in ur romantic glow
The wittiness of your words wine
The sendless attitude in ur steps well garnished with fun, glitz n glamour.

And ur swift ability to walk on by after pelting her heart with attractive pebbles.


Where can i get all the above?
Right in these drill!

You can come join our whatapp group too for more private n personalised drills.

Just do a request mail to : datingdrill@gmail.com

Btw, i dont think you r more hansome than i am .

If u master these drills, you wud become an irresistable lil brat n ur success wit ladies wud quadruple

This is no theoritical trial n error wine. Drillz r 110% success guaranteed.

Michellekabod

My question is
Why are ladies shooed off from this thread? Is it that your nuggets have to be secret?

This is two prong:

1. To wade off derailers

The best way to maintain some sanity up in here n avoid empty brain derailers, is to place some forms of barricade however weak.

2. Do you know the law of reverse psychology/engineering?
You ladies use this skill alot without even blinking. Wanting something yet pushing it away outwardly , ever so gently leaving a lil ray of hope
You call it HARD TO GET. I CALL IT SOFT TO MANIPULATE. Quick to dispel after getting.

The thread title achieve that ( curiosity always kills d cat) u dig?

You cant fathom the female heart completely, during your drills voyage there would be an iota of error you would make concerning US, which a female here can address.
I beseech you to rethink your decision of barring us from here....

To answer this quest, Why do u think average Guys always go complaining that Women Dont know what they Want?
Because of a truth, women dont really know why they respond to things the way they do( irrational). its just a pre-wired premonition and average guys cant just fathom the mind of women n how it works. Hence the conundrum.

How do u logically explain why a lady wud fzone a very nice guy n wudnt be sexually attracted to him but wud be draining him financially, sends him on crazy errands but easily fall in luv wit a jerk who treats her badly, hits her, never spends on her, totally controlling ,spends her money n generally abuse her ?

they all tell u: i want a tall, dark n handsome guy but end up marrying a short, fat n fugly one.

They say they day a guy lays his hands on me, i'm so gone, but wen it happens, she makes up excuses for him.

They say i want a God fearing man, a God fearing man comes with a trycle they turn arround and say i want a made man, cant have my kids suffer. Therefore patch wit d devil

Etc

men were made simply, ladies were designed wit a lil extra special touch.
men see only one colour per time, ladies see different shades of same colour. men want more work, ladies want more men's attention. not their fault, just d way they were fashioned.they luv to talk, can think just that they end up thinking with their HEARTS instead of their HEADS.


How can you explain and/or correct what you dont understand?

The only thing ladies dont fail to do is teach their sons to be nice to ladies.....this has been the bane on the existence of Balls..... but one step @ a time, one mind @ a time, one city @ a time, we would correct this.

PS: I am here on behalf of my son, a man to be, who can't access this thread currently...I came to get nuggets on his behalf which I would hand over to him. Its on his balls I dare to speak.

Itz nice of you to want to help the lil lad. Just that you wud do a very poor job @ it. Why?

Well, how are u gono balance the gospel of been nice to ladies (every momma dishes) with these drills that are at a tangent? How wud you manage the split personality? See? Itz an heculian, discombobulating task but id like to welcome u to try .

Best u can do is print this pages. KEep in his safe. Wen he is old enough, these timeless piece could be his anchor.

You sound like you are one hell of a fun mum!
A mum who pronounce Balls without flinching an eyelid!

Michellekabod

Must confess every relics of this drills nuggets are useful.

Rave review from a lady finally! Didnt think i was gono live long enough to get that in here with most of them ladies here still learning how to wash their panties

My dire wish is DAT no one tags my post as derailing....would spew out my comments anyway-i am sure i have the audacity to talk,Don.

M? we are not monsters in here
We dont suck bloodz just n1pples n ..... oops!..
See? U even got some likes because u made sense and are welcomed henceon.

Ehmm, but you are very lucky you are married, i wud have so made YOU mine.

Oh dear me, what an assumption..... if you aint, do me a mail lets see if i still have a slot left!


I'd adress your concern n your question next

Samalabz:
Create your own thread for your advert and not on HARDDON's thread, abeg no derail us. #No pun intended. In HARDDON's way alone we believe.

Kindly edit your post n remove that advert of his. The others have been taken care of.

@Arisekola90

About your diction n spoken english, the internet is a repository of knowledge. A stupendous world of wonders , a library @ ur finger tips.
We hv loaDs of books online that can help u become a pro n even strings poems along the line without thinking a blink!

Use it

iykizzy:
All d Guru's in d house make una try help me out here na
Cc DavGeek, harddon n d rest...

We have treated all these senerios.

Kindly do urself great good n read from d beginning cos no amount of words id use now, can compare to 1-60 pages of raw drills.

This is a rolling Drill, one block builds on another.

HARDDON:
Oh brotherly!
You must be very dingy!
Cos from Experience, 3 things naturally atttact women from a distance:

1. Anionting ( yes, gospel anionting , this is why those who go into ministry without having a personal revelation of God but go after power n anionting easily fall prey to adultery n funication cos anionting attracts loads of women.... both jezebels et all... this is why u hv so many pastors getting disgraced in this generation)

2. Academic Excellency. I had a raw taste of this. This magnets ladies like moth to light. You must learn to balance your life. If you dont, two things are involved

a. It's either they turn u to assignment/tests/exams boyfriend ( as you already have experienced n r still experiencing ) or

b. You get them at your beck n call n selectively roll wit a few top class.


First case above happens when a guy isnt able to balance his academic life n social life.
He is all books N social life is Zero! He looks dingy n smelly, lacks gud dress sence, poor diction, razz , his place is a books'/pieces of paper jungle n generally oblivous of all social raves n happenings around him. He is synced to his beloved books. Has targets n every tin is sacrificed for such targets!

Because of the above, ladies find him boring n unappealing sexually . The only reason they come around is to milk his book brain either for assignments, texts n exams.
My advise is for u to balance your life( look gud, take care of urself) but if u cant, then learn to make money from them! Charge them for teaching services u render. Arrange tutorials. Charge them for d assignments et all! U cant be doing all d works n other guys disc cleaning.

U find these kinda guys mostly in Engineering, Sci n College of Health Sciences.

N the last tin that attracts ladies alot is

3. Wealth/gud loOks! I wudnt elaborate this...... Beyond our scope


@ Arisekola90 by now u shouldve have realised, guys like us dont ask ladies out! We just live our lives n they fall in luv. Yea, just like that!

then u even have this edge over most guys! U r brainy! People like u, if onl.they can balance their lives, get money n get laid on da constant!
They neva lack money, they neva lack creamy ladies!
This is not just a story, yours truly have experienced this first hand! Infact, he avoided getting commited to pne do he came explore his potential n benefit maximumly.
Yours truly renders academic service, gets paid n he still corners same person, n collects ........ u have not d feintest idea d power u wield gee.


Send me a mail lets discuss biz. I can give u ideas that can change your life forever!

But Warned! EMPHASIS IS LAID STRONGLY ON KNOWING N MASTERING THE ACT OF BALANCING YOUR LIFE!
Cos if you dont n u go gung hu wit these knowledge, you wud thank God if you come out wit a second clasd lower instead of d 1st class.

Have you seen a cat that was so hungry n suddenly it was dropped into d den of rats?
Yea that effect is what u'd get n u might end up losing focus ....