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Arisekola90:
Pls help. I am a final year student in the University. Although I am academically sound (First Class grade), I've never gotten a yes from all the girls I have been talking to. They all want to be friends(usually due to my good academic standing). All my life, I've only had 2 yes(es) and that was long before I gained admission to this school. Pls, I need help
NB: I have slight difficulty with my spoken English

Oh brotherly!
You must be very dingy!
Cos from Experience, 3 things naturally atttact women from a distance:

1. Anionting ( yes, gospel anionting , this is why those who go into ministry without having a personal revelation of God but go after power n anionting easily fall prey to adultery n funication cos anionting attracts loads of women.... both jezebels et all... this is why u hv so many pastors getting disgraced in this generation)

2. Academic Excellency. I had a raw taste of this. This magnets ladies like moth to light. You must learn to balance your life. If you dont, two things are involved

a. It's either they turn u to assignment/tests/exams boyfriend ( as you already have experienced n r still experiencing ) or

b. You get them at your beck n call n selectively roll wit a few top class.


First case above happens when a guy isnt able to balance his academic life n social life.
He is all books N social life is Zero! He looks dingy n smelly, lacks gud dress sence, poor diction, razz , his place is a books'/pieces of paper jungle n generally oblivous of all social raves n happenings around him. He is synced to his beloved books. Has targets n every tin is sacrificed for such targets!

Because of the above, ladies find him boring n unappealing sexually . The only reason they come around is to milk his book brain either for assignments, texts n exams.
My advise is for u to balance your life( look gud, take care of urself) but if u cant, then learn to make money from them! Charge them for teaching services u render. Arrange tutorials. Charge them for d assignments et all! U cant be doing all d works n other guys disc cleaning.

U find these kinda guys mostly in Engineering, Sci n College of Health Sciences.

CuteCeo:

Zup gee?

In my world, Men do cry you know. I cry sometimes ( no jokes)

I discovered that secret too when I was learning about the world of women.

Have you asked yourself why, on the average, they live longer than men?

Well, it wud interest u to know that one of the major reasons apart from them not getting involved in heavy risk jobs nor adrenaline-pumping sports,

THEY CRY when they get hurt relieving their hearts of the tensed negative energy n in the process, washing their eyes! While men go channeling d pains to the heart( forming stupid macho cos of how our momma told us that men don't cry when we were younger) n there is as much as d heart can handle! When it cant no more, it caves n then u hear he died from heart attack.


SENCE PILL 96:
Tears are no sign of weakness rather a sign of smartness! Even the almighty Son of God( Jesus) wept @ the Lazarus!


Hence on when hurt, cry on gees! You wud live longer. Don't just do it like a duck!

johnson232:
U sounded & acted too needy bro... forget about her for now... any further effort to reach her will only mar things..

Stop collecting numbers through female friends, it only bespeaks cowardice...it should always be direct from her...

Itz kul to get numbers from whatever source. Major tin is u got d number

What counts is what u do wit d number number thereafter.


SENSE PILL 95:
You can get ANY lady. It all depends on your ability to say a sexy " Hello " . Walk into her heart galantly n start restructuring her mind wit ur words n ways.

engees001:
boss dia is a girl i once met..collected her number..thou i made a mistake of letting her knw my mind easily...which she reply by sayin it is too early for me asking her out...i av stoped callin 4 a while now plz how do i reconnect wit he i rili want her

Not gud @ bolded.

Want her for what exactly?

ISTANDWITHBUHAR:
And what's your problem with the President? The last time i check the President order Osinbajo to do what he is doing meaning Buhari decide when your Dad get his next salaries..

#Smh

A pity u sold ur soul for a lil kunu sip.

N should u be so mono cultured as to note, not every1 wait on peanuts from feDeral purse like ur whole family tree had done n u r currently doing b4 they roll their ride.

Yea i know this is too esoteric for your warped mind to grasp.

Now be gone n dont infect me wit ur dingy poverty ridden stench .

#ZombieDyingInHungerYetStandingWithboohari

Perfect example of placing the cart b4 d horse!

Evil woman

Where is the northern president? Has any1 seen or heard from him of late?

Kaizen ; Continous improvement!
Toyota rules not cos they r the best brand but simply because they have something for everybody, no matter d financial level

Confused, utterly Clueless!

Promise A, deliver Y.

GloriaNinja:
Soon men will be playing bridesmaid

Nah! Wet not your pants, aint never gono happen!

Easier for a camel to pass tru d eyes of a needy needle than for a guy to start packin n holdin wedding dress, dabbing make ups to mute sweat n taking orders from a lady!

We wudnt do!

New:
'Nice top you've got on' or 'what beautiful eyes you have' is a start (with a smile). Always works for me.

Upgrade version:

What beautiful Tiny eyes you got, do you waste dem sleeping @ night?

Follow up, wow n a nice smile too! Would you just marry me already?

What a joke of a government !

CLUELESS is the acting word!

Instead of providing jobs, she is now an another careers.com.ng rival

Shame!

Japhet04:
Harddon I see you

No guts grown, no glory gained!



I sight u J!

Relax Boys, we winning this! 2:1

Bloodz Rollz Red

illegalGangla:
I jumped from a two storey building singing
*aya aya toofaan*

Itz not only aya aya toofan, it is FoolFan!

Medical report:
36 broken bones
Soul took off mid air leaving d idiate

Eyes moving but heart dead , brain dead body drained

Samalabz:
Sometimes when I'm bored or have nothing really to do i just scroll up to page 1 of this thread and start reading again as if i haven't read it before and each time i do i get something new that i missed out on previously. Lol this thread is like a thriller novel, the wine therein never gets old, it tastes new every single time... Here is to the wise man himself Sir harddon, whose wine tosses and ebbs like dah sea waves, u are no mere man. May ur spring of wisdom never dry up.

What a freely flowing fountain of rave reviews.
They made me walk in d clouds for a min wit my head bowed to the almighty God , the giver of life n wisdom. ( because i am like d peacock, people praise my plumage but wen i look down n see my tiny legs, i cant but remain humble

Amen to dah last line.

N may you all grow to be men worthy of those two pairs inbtw ur legs!

DaySpringer:
There is more than one way to turn something like that on it's head.
MY Way doesn't make me a handbag!

No there is not.
If she can pull that stunt on u n u swallowed it, she can pull any freaking stunts on u!

Gee, bliv me, gurls see things diffrently n reason so diffrenty from d way we do. This is why r u here. To learn to see things the way they do n hence, make u a balanced being.

Just one way u wud hv handled it: Pick ur phone n start making calls, while on it, roll out leaving both of them.
Delete her line , block her n never speak to her again!

Sense Pill 94:
They can play wit your d1ck, fun wit your money but never your Balls! Cos in d final analysis, daz all u got!

Double Don

DaySpringer:
Human...

N.more like her hand bag.

Lolosky:
HARDDONE

THIS ONE IS BEING TO HARD FOR ME PLS HELP
A friend gave me her number cos I told him am still in search of a girl for marriage. But he trusted me to be smart enough not to let her know how I got the number ..

So I chatted her up first... started with a laugh about her profile pic (not her real picture)

He replied with "who's this ?, and how did you get this number? "

But having red all your Drills Harddone, I seems to have got all my replies wrong from the Onset,

Cos I told her I got it(her number) from one of her colleagues(wasn't referring to that my friend) whom I promised not to tell her of.. That she should relax and give me attention pls.. with time she would know...

She blocked me later, having told me she doesn't talk to strangers.
I reconnected her up through IMO and poked her with many annoying chats. E.g "you won't pick my calls, you won't reply my chats , if you think I have all time to be wasting with you , feed your ego" "I meant good to have tried to connect with you, so good will always come my way".. lol.. and so many other chats ..

But I was amazed when she replied with a bomb shell "so arrogant with words and easily concludes, anyways I feel your still a boy , so try and grow up"

This reply alone got me pissed, even though I didn't show it up to her, I only replied her subtly , telling her arrogance is far from whom I am, that I purposely did that to have her talk. Anyways let's be friends and drop that ur had to get personality..

She changed a bit, but still acting hard, especially replying my chat at her own time, and telling me she's busy whenever I call her.

I had one of my friend talked with her last time, having told him about the hard time one particular girl has been giving me, He went telling her to stop acting so hard to someone that meant good, that I sent him to have some words with her. That am a good guy.

Harddone, that format seems so degrading I guess, but I was only looking for a solution, cos she's the type of hawt girl I want, hot as in appearance wise. Not really dressing per say. But body built and composure. And she's that bossy in appearance, a primary school teacher. Am in Enugu, she's in Awka, so we ain't seeing and he won't let me come see her, cos she's very busy.

Having read your nuggets and drills, I indirectly booked last Sunday to see her, telling her that I had a program to attend in Awka that I would call her up when am done, she replied okay. Only for me to get a disappointment of mylife time, by having her told me this when I called.
Me : hey how re you ?
Her : fine
Me: Where re you? Am done
Her: Am out of Awka
Me : whaaat !! But you didn't tell me you would be out today nah.
Her: You never told me you want to see me, you only said your coming for a program in Awka, and would call me up when your done, which you just did.

Mhren I was mad. Cos some how she's right , but I only told her she's so timid to face me I guess, that she should come out and be mature as she said. She threw up some tantrums to me too.. and I hung off..

But I don't want to give up !!! Pls help a brother !!!!

Mail, Response:

Wow! What a wack wack wobble! You cudnt just place a fut right! Not knowing your right from left in d world of women is not fun @ all! U found that out in d most ackward way.
The tension btw u two is soo much , too much that you shld be thanking God you didnt see her that day. If not, two thing were involved n none wud hv gone ur way.
For this kinda situation, u cant just wano meet! U gono scare her cos for all she cares, you cud be a serial killer or some1 wit evil intentions. She dont know u nor wor u about!
You needed to utterly break her defenses b4 u even think of meeting.


Solution?
Now we have to take a few steps back, u take a deep breath n we take it from d top, using anoda style , hopin you havent distroyed all d chances.
Ignore her for a week. Then on d sat of that week, we refresh this wit a sexy message....

I think you need a total brain overhual in d world of women . Read d thread 0-50.

N come join our whatsapp group. You would be glad you did

Adasun:
sometimes u had thought harddon had exhausted everything from him




then like a hurrican with it tide nd waves,it's sway and whirl,he booom! a hoter and twister insight dat make me wounder if he has a special spring dat he sprang and tap from.


Gud one gee!

Hello to u too! Missed me?

Ok, Bye

HARDDON:
On a side Note:

DRILL NUGGET 14B:

SUBTLE WAYS WOMEN, BY DEFAULT, MANIPULATE N STEAL THE BALLS OFF MEN ( God given leadership Quality in Men)


1. by sending Men seemingly harmless, effortless messages. once u fall in line, they gradually increase d grossness, until u fiind urself washing her panties, doing her bidding n generally turning to HER WIFY.

2. by making subtle buy me demands. from cheap chocolate to spending ur hard earned money on expensive shoping spree

3. by forming anger: women manipulate men by been sulky. withdrawn or wen u turn them down. Dont wave here. There r tins you do n those u dont! not for naughts were you born a man.

4. by shouting: my rule of thumb, i dont roll with a loud woman. she must be a collected woman out there n a vixen under the sheets!(wink wink) lol.
Never roll with a loud one. This is why, of all my missions, there r places i've never dated any1 frm, dont touch em. Once they say they from......thatz it after that meeting. They wud call , msg n ish, buh ive moved on.


6. by reminding you how other guys are lined up to have her. dont fall for it! Is it you that gurls r not linin up for?
We dont attach much importance to any1. Be ready to walk first.



Solution?

now u know how they deal, it is your duty therefore to think up solutions in advance to clip those fangs if ever they try to rear up. dont ever let them, no matter how little, nip it in d bud. its amazing how d tiny mustered seed, grow to become a gaint oak

SENSE PILL 93:

What you permit, no matter how seemingly small, takes hold of u!

The above are subtle ways gfs manipulate their men into submission.

New dates go about this in a different way and they have three aims:

. Sieve tru u to know if u r worth the ish in the following ways:
1. Been cold and hostile: you must know they dont mean it most times, just that they get hit on n complimented all day long that they had to perfect a way to weed out worthless call ins and only let in those who can see tru them n pull them out.
Another reason is that u just invaded her tot process/space n jolted her to reality, itz only natural they react like that in some cases. Your aim is to pull her out of her world into urs. You already know the code:

Me: wow, u look like you havent seen a hawt guy before, yea i know, i have that effect on people.

Or

Wow , you havent seen a tall, dark( if u r fair) n handsome guy before have u?

Or, that look of ur is making me shy, are you hungry? (Lol)

If she was really frowning, u can say : whatz with za sexy look, r u trying to seduce me?

Or say; whatz with the romantic look, r u having boyfriend issues?

Or say; last time i saw someone that had this luk, we ended up married, dont know what happened after d wedding, we were so tired that we just kissed n slept off, only for me to wake up d next day , raring to enjoy my wify n realised, to my uttermost hate n regret, it was all a dream!

All of these would most def draw her out , make her know u aint detered by her fake frown. Relax her n set d mood.

Testing d m i c

This is why i advise my students, or any group of participants in any seminar i give talks, to always look beyond d 4 walls of books n hv an eagle eye into d world n future. My definition of Myopia is seeing ur nose n thimking d world ends there

A caterpillar in d bud should always know that time wud come to take on d waves of d winds.
U cant live for d now. Cos d sch is just a preparatory ground for d rest of ur life.

Intelligent students know that it is not all about books , clases n crib.
They develop a skil /sets of skills even whl in sch.

Yours truely never lived like a student in school cos he had a skill dat was paying good n was doing that @ his leisure time.


Op, n here u r again, repeating same mistake u made in school ( all books no future plans) by begging for monthly fish.

Think, u r too loaded , handy than to be seeking 4 a job. Stop carryin cv, look arround u, seek out a problem n provide a solution, money wud come




Regards
Don

Aderola15:
Lool... Kwantinu doing like you dinnur know before.

See? That is lolly's colour! @Pix

Is she d one?

She's so plumpy now wit multi colour!

Aderola15:
She should forget visa biko, her sanity and peace of mind should be more important abeg...

Dark in complexion Lolly?

My lolly is fair na.

lolly, as in lawlahdey is fair? holy Blood of Moses!

get a good lawyer that has sound knowledge in this terrain and seek his advise on pursuing legally. konga can't blatantly be violating its own policy like this!

DaySpringer:
Wasn't Even dating the girl, Was the Second time we were meeting up.

She took it even further by wanting to take pictures with him. A[b]cted like i didn't Care and even offered to take pics of the Two of them[/b] .

#ouch! what are you?