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Romance › Re: Ever Bleep A Pussy And It Stinks So Bad That You Want To Puke by hardon1(m): 1:24pm On Aug 27, 2022
Your story I'd full of exegeration.... Lies lies lies
Health › Re: I Finally Did HIV Test Today by hardon1(m): 4:26pm On Aug 25, 2022
So we should fry beans.
Somebody that will soon go and Bleep the babe again when congy hold am
Crime › Re: Fetish Items Discovered In Lady's Room In Uyo by hardon1(m): 7:17am On Aug 25, 2022
Nigerian sef... What if her religion is African traditional religion
Politics › Re: Peter Obi, Ifeanyi Okowa Meet & Hug At Margaret Obaigbena's Burial by hardon1(m): 7:44pm On Aug 21, 2022
This peter obi no dey rest sef. This man can be can kriss cross several cities a day
Education › Re: My Child Needs A Change Of Handwriting by hardon1(m): 7:20pm On Aug 21, 2022
Why don't you snap a write up be her and upload. That would shape people's advices. And again, bad handwriting is relative
Politics › Re: Why Tinubu Is Yet To Visit South East, By Tor by hardon1(m): 8:29pm On Aug 20, 2022
I didn't care to read whatever the poster wrote. All I know is that it is unreasonable for anyone to question why a politician has not visited any region, when campaigns have not even started officially
Food › Re: Meatless Jollof Rice By A Broke Nigger by hardon1(op): 1:44pm On Aug 20, 2022
mariahAngel:
OK then. Did you enjoy the taste of the rice?
Why not. I can cook.
Food › Re: Meatless Jollof Rice By A Broke Nigger by hardon1(op): 1:10pm On Aug 20, 2022
mariahAngel:
Considering your budget, you should not have bought that amount of oil.
One sachet of power oil(big size) would've been enough, then the change would've have been enough for some crayfish at least.
Like I said, I don't intend to use all. I fry eggs steadily, that's y I bought more
Food › Re: Meatless Jollof Rice By A Broke Nigger by hardon1(op): 1:07pm On Aug 20, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
This is Food section not Poison section
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
If poison no kill, you belle go take am as food for nourishment
Food › Re: Meatless Jollof Rice By A Broke Nigger by hardon1(op): 12:42pm On Aug 20, 2022
When you eat to satisfaction, you belch hard wink

Food › Meatless Jollof Rice By A Broke Nigger by hardon1(op):
meatless jollof rice by a broke Nigger

I do read frontpage post on food section. na im i say make I play come this side today, even if na kpa kpa kpa food. grin grin

wanted to prepare stew rice with a meager amount, but I switch orientation to jollof immediately due to Price of things. na only meat sef na im change my mind.

I dashed across the street to buy meat, but when I discover say na about 8 to 9 pieces dey come out for N1000, I quickly shift.

Me and meat vendor.
me: madam give me meat
vendor: bross abeg wait make I finish with these people

I peered my eyes to see what amount sold to others(when I discovered she sold N1000 worth for a customer and the amount no even reach 9 pieces). i took a walk...

vendor: bross wait na, I go sell for you
me: I dey come back make I buy other things - na so I take japa

right now meat has joined the foods am keeping malice with. I can't come I kill myself.

so I finally switch to quick makeshift jollof rice

Rice: I have some at home. But 3 butter cups @ N220 per cup(depending on type of rice) will do.
Onion: N60
Sachet tomato paste: N100
pepper: N100
knorr seasoning: N20
Curry: N30
Groundnut oil: bought measured one, N500 for 35cl plastic coke bottle. not using all though. in essence, two 70ml(an equivalent of 7cl) power oil sachet will do. let's put that at N300

do the maths your self, I don belefull at least tongue tongue tongue

Crime › Re: Edo Police Uncovers Ritualist Den With 20 Mummified Corpses (Graphic Pictures) by hardon1(m): 3:56pm On Aug 18, 2022
Wetin dey pain me be say police and judges will still collect bribe to pervert justice for perpetrators of such crime.
Car Talk › Re: Bike Rider Spotted Towing An 18-Seater Bus With His Motorcycle In Lagos (Video) by hardon1(m): 9:42am On Aug 16, 2022
Good meme for motivational speakers grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Meet The Man Born Without A Jaw, Who Found Love With His Gorgeous Wife by hardon1(m): 11:13pm On Aug 14, 2022
tydi:
I don't understand the man's face .
But what I know is Love conquers all

If dropping a jaw was to be picturefied
Me too o, just wondering how he eats. I guess he doesn't feed on chewable food
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Any Lady Looking For A Discreet Fucckmate? by hardon1(op): 5:13am On Aug 14, 2022
yours truly is a mature, cool, calm and gentle Guy, with a good koko cool. come lets fucck, suck and explore fantasies however and whenever your like. hit me on o8o6379o548. i reside in delta
Romance › Any Lady Looking For A Discreet Fuckmate? by hardon1(op): 4:53am On Aug 14, 2022
yours truly is a mature, cool, calm and gentle Guy, with a good koko cool. come lets fucck, suck and explore fantacies however and whenever your like. hit me on o8o6379o548. i reside in delta
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Attends RCCG Convention (Video) by hardon1(m): 8:55am On Aug 13, 2022
Misleading cut and join video
Politics › Re: Obi And Tinubu Supporters Plan Rival Rallies At Lekki Tollgate On October 1st by hardon1(m): 3:23pm On Aug 10, 2022
See as one graphics designer in an unknown location just create online flyer, post am for internet... Nigerians begin mumu
Politics › Re: London Museum To Return 72 Artifacts To Nigeria. by hardon1(m): 7:27pm On Aug 08, 2022
Abeg let them keep it o. Nigerian government can't take care of such things. They will be reduced to ruins in 10 years. Bet me
Christianity Etc › Re: Be Sure Of Your Afterlife Before You Depart by hardon1(m): 2:40pm On Aug 07, 2022
As if any of us know how the afterlife would be.
Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian & Pete Davidson End Relationship After Nine Months by hardon1(m): 6:15pm On Aug 06, 2022
She done use surgery spoil breast. See as her breast be like canoe
Romance › Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by hardon1(m): 4:27pm On Aug 05, 2022
Thinkam:
Firstly she scammed me, thought she had huge boobs, but turns out she only wears big bra's those things are tiny just nipples.

She has her own apartment, but for the past 4days she has been living with me practically...

I hate sharing my personal space, I've tried using technicalities and innuendos to drive her out, but none seems to work
Shey u dey find toto. Now toto has come to stay with you and the fukkk don tire you, u dey find how u go do the toto
Politics › Re: Man Opens Barbing Salon In Gombe For Free Haircuts In Honour Of Peter Obi (Pix) by hardon1(m): 10:47pm On Aug 04, 2022
I am not a fan of politicians but I must confess that this is how the idea of democracy and parties was originally designed

The followership of this obi guy is genuine and organic. We have never experienced this form of genuine party followership in Nigeria before devoid of monetary inducement.

Most of these people giving out their property, time , energy, service etc to build and promote the party have never met, spoken with or seen obi/Yusuf in reality before. Yet they render it with joy and fulfillment

Anyway, let's keep our fingers crossed and see how it plays out
Food › Re: I Bought This Cheap Food For #800 Only Here In Lagos by hardon1(m): 5:51pm On Aug 03, 2022
Why does it look like food sacrificed to idols. Pls learn how to position Camara when taking photos
Food › Re: See Yam I Bought For 1500 Naira. Did I Do Good Or Did They Shave My Head by hardon1(m): 5:47pm On Aug 03, 2022
Me the last time I ate yam na my neighbor give me

You so this two things : yam and bread, my bele don follow them keep malice. I can not come and kill myself
NYSC › Re: Man In NYSC Uniform Spotted Pushing Heavily Loaded Truck In Port Harcourt by hardon1(m): 7:02pm On Aug 02, 2022
I guess he is trying to pass a message
Food › Re: Nigeria Man Laments Over The Rising Cost Of Bread (pix, Video) by hardon1(m):
Me, I have not eaten bread for a long time now. I abandon it when the price keeps skyrocketing. I can't come and kill myself. Money to buy a good quantity of garri will just go for one loaf of bread.

Unfortunately the challenge is when u have kids, you cant just do without bread for a household with kids
Romance › Re: He Caught Me Cheating 3 Times And Forgave Me – Lady Gushes Over Boyfriend by hardon1(m): 10:28pm On Jul 28, 2022
FireUpNow:
The guy is a very dangerous person. When he will pay the lady back, she won't believe her eyes. I love guys like this. He is preparing the girl for a bigger pay back just like the saying keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer
I don't think he has anything up his sleeves. Na the girl be the Mugu now. He simply "forgave" her to have steady access to the pussy. The guy don disown her tey tey. No man would forgive a cheating lady cought three times

I have had this experience bfor. She asked for forgiveness after cheating and I said ok. I looked for another babe sharp sharp... And meanwhile I kept fucking her for five months

When she found out she was shocked. Na only her use leg Waka comot when she knew I was just using her for sex
Celebrities › Re: Ruth Kadiri Gives Birth To Second Child by hardon1(m): 7:33pm On Jul 21, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Is she married?
Who says you have first be married before giving birth in the 21st century
Politics › Re: More Photos Of Peter Obi And Bishop David Oyedepo by hardon1(m): 7:31pm On Jul 21, 2022
successmatters:
If Peter Obi rules Nigeria for 4 years, Nigeria will become the best country in Africa.

Give it to the man wey sabi,
Na lie... He can only but try and fix some basic things. Nigeria can't turn into the best country in 4years.

The problem of this country are ernomous
Crime › Re: 19-Year-Old Precious Agbokhade Raped & Stabbed To Death At Home In Edo (Graphic) by hardon1(m): 10:22pm On Jul 19, 2022
The perpetrator of that act knows the girl and the girl knows her very well too.

The heart of men though

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