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BadRadio:
It's kinda hard to believe a guy would have his lady pass the night at his place on her first visit and not touch her?

Is that Simping or stupidity or Erectile dysfunction or he's just a gentleman with self-control? Or Gayism_

Lol

What is new, the guy must have bleeped a side chick enough during the day and exhausted and not interested in staffing that night.

Y she dey vex now, na so one of my guy take land federal job by just servicing and doing errand boy during political meeting.

One big shot observed and spotted him a gave him job in federal ministry of transport. My guy dey headquarters for abj now

SarkinYarki:
If you check now his own carelessness started the fire o..This man doesn't know national award will open doors

Which door?, Kitchen door or bathroom door, go and ask taiwo akinkumi who designed nation flag and the likes who were given national honour how e be them now

He did not beg or lobby for the honour, they chose to confer it on him and he is say if they want it should be a new truck.

It tells you that the man wants to get back to business and face his life. Simple

Never accuse anyone concerning adultery/fornication when you know you don't have concrete proof

Don't be so quick, you didn't catch them having sex so you just cannot conclude

You certainly do not know the entire extended family of your friend or his wife. Unless you catch them in an uncompromising situation, you cannot tell if she is cheating.

Yuneehk:
My go to for Oha would be either offor or achi or ukpo.

Yellow scotch bonnet pepper is a must. Its taste in soups generally is something else.

And if I want to be extra, I'll rather use Palm extract (aforafo nkwu) instead of red oil.

I prefer ukpo because it's light and non sticky like other thickeners. It also has its unique taste that blends well.

The beauty of OHA soup is the characteristic taste of the leaves and it's crunchy/vibrative nature when you chew it. It's remains my number 1 of all native igbo soups. I can forgo pusssy because of that soup

Female client indeed... They are. Gays waiting for fellow gay customers

Na the way Nigeria dey do politics na I'm cause am.

Joseph was in politics, likewise daniel

That's sexual harassment, no body will profile it because it's been meted by a woman on a man

If it's the other way, I bet you that fan would press charges

Cant the news be reported without tribes... we Nigerians make things blow out of proportion with subjective sentiments. What happen to "man stabs trader to death"

Let's stop tribalizing all issues, they were both first human beings before hausa or igbo

Demigod22:
My mom have a friend, a very good one. The woman really like me because I am a boy and she doesn't have a male child, so she holds me in high esteem. She has five daughters, my senior, my age mate and my juniors.

Since I returned back from school after my final exam, the respect is becoming too much, my mom started complaining about me being single and her friend becoming more friendlier. Her third daughter just graduated too, and my mom is trying everything for two of us to date. Recently, the started chatting me up frequently and I discovered she is not my spec. She is this spiritual and religious Bible kind of girl and I am a liberal. When I told her that I am not spiritual nor religious, I can see the shock on her face.

She doesn't wear trouser, no earrings nor necklace, a very decent girl by appearance of course, and that's the kind of girl I want. She is even complaining that I am too unstable because I am always traveling every now and then and she doesn't like it.

I am not ready for any relationship right now and I don't want any relationship that involves two families. I will get a girlfriend for myself whenever I am ready. So I told my mom to bury that thought, it won't happen and she said I am too stubborn and rebellious and radical, I smiled and said nothing.

So has your parents ever try to match make you with anyone before? Please share your experience.

Is it me that doesnt understand it the poster is contradicting himself

Looks more of fried than coconut rice

Yule relax, the film just dey start

I think say na only warri those window thieves dey o

Okoniaerewa:
I need help please 0037191319 acces/bnk.

Edit and put your full name alongside... Then I will know you are really need help and I will send something

Xtianoking:
Pls be careful dealing with this man if he posts any work on nairaland, he won't pay you after you've done the job.

He has posted me for over 20 days for just a day job I did...snubbing the chats, calls and always giving excuses.

His whatsapp number - 08022168074

I guess ur one of those despirate individuals who post "I will design a website for you for free"

Nntorr...

Saig:
It's late to met out any form of physical discipline on these ones right now. Best you can do is befriend them. Become their friend, talk to them gently and give advice. Get any responsible male/woman in the family or church to talk to them.
Summon two of them and tell them of your love for them and the sacrifices you have made for their wellbeing. You refused taking them to the village so that you could remarry thereby denying yourself that pleasure of love and companionship, all for them.

Befriend what?. If a child at 17 can have guts to challenge the mother to a fight... That child has gone out of hands

I can only pray for the woman, cant think of an advice to give. na God go fit change those kids

Kids these days get mind o. At 17 Dem no born me well to sleep outside without my parents approval.

I prepared a meatless one for my self today .... Will upload itt on a separate thread

madridguy:
Going abroad without a good skill or required certification is time bomb.

This is not a question of skill... Perhaps he went through Libyan or Moroccan back door as a refugee

If your goal in life is to satisfy a woman all the time in bed, you will die before your time

In I-go-dye's word. If I don come, and you never come, then you go

Might be fake news

The idiom clause "all hands are on deck" should be removed from English vocabulary, make I see wetin next these people go dey use deceive person

Hands have been on deck in all the killings, yet nothing is happening

She has gone broke, what do you expect

He deserves a second term jor...

clericuzzio:
So at 19, You already have exes. May God help you

I thought I was the only one who saw that part.

In 20 years, python will go extinct in Nigeria

Person wey steal generator be like person wey steal cement. Unless you have means to convert it, else ur in Soup

Jmichael1:
So I visited one of the brotels in my neibourhood last night to chilax as usual..

Then I got into the bar, and saw a young boy of about 3yrs dancing to one of Naira Marley songs, I was wondering 'who be dis young marlian....:

So I went to meet the bar man to get one bottle of climax and black bullect (my brand) and I asked him "guy, who be dis small boy wen dey dance like dis? And he said, nah one of my grls (olosho) pikin, she dey hustle here... I just weak once, and went back to my seat..

And several thoughts were just going on my mind like "why would a grl bring such a young boy to this kind of place,.. won't dis place affect this boy negatively and so on....

I was angry in my spirit, so i just took my drinks and left..

Don't blame the girl, blame the bar owner. Me the owner allow such. It's a country governed by same people, the bar owner bad and the mother go answer case

Please poster it's protruding belly button, not stomach