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Celebrities / Re: Seun Egbegbe Leaves For Malaysia After Phone Theft Saga by harlayoh(f): 4:18pm On Dec 16, 2016
Why is this guy like this? .. After stealing phones, he still wants to go sell his kidney in Malaysia.. Oniranu oshi

Religion / Re: Are You Ready? A Short Message To Christians By Lyoncrescent by harlayoh(f): 10:16am On Dec 04, 2016
Nice one.. Thanks
Crime / Re: Prostitute Injures Man Who Offered To Pay For Sex With Egg (Photo) by harlayoh(f): 6:48pm On Nov 22, 2016
Egg of lyfe.
This story get as e be o

Lol... oniranu grin grin grin
Romance / Re: 10 Unbearable Ways Broke Guys Normally Treat Their Women by harlayoh(f): 10:38pm On Nov 15, 2016
You too nko? cool

I should be applauded for spanking poo outta you.. grin grin grin
Family / Re: 'my Husband Has Attention Each Time He Carries Our Daughters On His Lap' by harlayoh(f): 10:35pm On Nov 15, 2016
Hmmmmm.. God help our situation here in Nigeria
Romance / Re: 10 Unbearable Ways Broke Guys Normally Treat Their Women by harlayoh(f): 10:27pm On Nov 15, 2016
I'm guilty of 1, 2, 3 and 6

undecided... you ought to be spanked sad :sad sad
Nairaland / General / Re: Naij.com's Editor Yinka Adeparusi Missing by harlayoh(f): 4:17pm On Nov 15, 2016
Hmmmm. .. This is serious
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Jokes To Keep You Healthy In This Recession Time by harlayoh(f): 10:58pm On Oct 23, 2016
It was my first tym on a date . I asked her out and she agreed. We went to a nearby park for a chat. I searched in my pocket its only a hundred naira note I got . I knew i had to buy us something. As a man I gats make a plan. I told her to wait for me when I went to buy us drinks.With my hundred naira note. I bought only 1fanta can. I took an empty sprite can and poured water direct from the tap. I went back to my lady .A smile appeared on her face as she said... "Oh my lovely man how could u know that sprite is my favorite..I hate fanta... Hahahaha wettin u for do if na u

Eyah.. He should have bought sprite and and fetch water into the second plastic..

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Romance / Re: Angry Guy Blasts Lady For Snubbing His Chats (screenshot) by harlayoh(f): 12:25am On Oct 14, 2016
Lol.. frustration.. you can't blame him though. we all know the present situation in Nigeria..
Crime / Re: Undergraduate Stabbed Pregnant Girlfriend In Oyo (photo) by harlayoh(f): 5:18pm On Aug 22, 2016
Olorun Oba o
Food / Re: See The Little Bushmeat A Friend And I Killed This Morning (Pics) by harlayoh(f): 12:25pm On Aug 19, 2016
Omnilassa grin
Celebrities / Re: Kayode Ogunyemi And His Irish Husband, They Wedded Last Year March by harlayoh(f): 7:02pm On Jul 22, 2016
hmmmmmmmm... judge not for you not to be judged... I know God is seeing everything
Romance / Re: Guys, Why Do You Get Angry At Your Girlfriends Over This? by harlayoh(f): 12:48pm On Jul 22, 2016
guys can get angry over little things @times cos they are generally egoistic in nature and you declining @ the wrong time makes them even more angrier... I do go to his place, explain to him not over the phone... even if he is angry, you going there alone shows he mean something to you and acknowledge him just that you can't make it and I tell you his anger will subside
Crime / Re: Taxi Driver Absconds With Passenger’s N1.8m In Abuja, Arrested - Photo by harlayoh(f): 12:36pm On Jul 22, 2016

Omo-ale ni bobo yen now. He has brought his family's name to disrepute. And to think he's from my state. We're achievers, we abhor criminality!

eeyah!!! hmmmmm now I feel your pain.. such wouldn't happen again.. take heart,body and soul together bro
Crime / Re: Taxi Driver Absconds With Passenger’s N1.8m In Abuja, Arrested - Photo by harlayoh(f): 12:01pm On Jul 22, 2016
Omo-ale. Gbewiri. Alokolounkigbe. You're a disgrace to your family. Bastard son of a thousand fathers.

Romance / Re: Should I Tell My Friend About His Loyal Girlfriend? by harlayoh(f): 9:39pm On Jul 21, 2016
Another food for thought here. Thank you harlayoh

always welcome bro
Romance / Re: Should I Tell My Friend About His Loyal Girlfriend? by harlayoh(f): 8:11pm On Jul 21, 2016
my Man will always say " you don't lose a friend for your girlfriend because your friend will always be there (needed or not) while the girlfriend will move on when the weather is no longer favourable " I get angry whenever he says this but it is true.. if I were you I do tell my friend that night or the next morning cos he trust me that's why he entrusted his gf to my care.. A word is enough for the wise!!! I drop my pen

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Celebrities / Re: Asa Performs With Angelique Kidjo At Montreux Jazz Festival 2016 (Pics) by harlayoh(f): 10:47am On Jul 21, 2016
wow!!! Angelique kiddo and ASA.... am sure it was glorious performing together... I love samba pati by kidjo, moving on by ASA alongside with subway, baby gone, the whole tracks in her album titled bed of stone.. so very lovely I must say
Education / Re: 4 People That Destroyed Nigerian Education. by harlayoh(f): 10:19am On Jul 21, 2016
A is for God, B is for my family and I, C is for the intelligent ones amongst you but you see D, E and F are for you Idihots.. I wudnt hesitate to give you if you think you know more you should(knowing fully well that knowledge has no limit o)... hahahaha I laugh gidigaan ni o because most of you are just going to burn your parents money and give them high blood pressure by the time you go home with certificate of attendance... these are exact word of one of my lecturers... imagine curse that students receive everyday from a lecturer talk more about the others... that particular lecturer's class is always 9-11 am.. first thing in the morning is curse o.... what I do @such times is revert it back on his children and pray to God concerning my life... I pity those students that live carefree lives who doesn't find praying mandatory.... that's what we suffer in Nigeria... if you are a lady.. you do be praying to God for reduction in boobs, hips and butt for that period that you are in school.. Hmmmmm... may God continue to save us
Romance / Re: See What My Girlfriend Did Because I Failed To Sleep With Her by harlayoh(f): 5:14pm On Jul 18, 2016
hmmmmm... forgive her.. study her for a while.. u will know if she seriously mean it or not.. if she does she will do everything in her capacity to make your happy and earn ur trust... I also wronged my Man,I lost his trust but I just knew I couldn't let him go... I did everything I could and believe my baby is back to me though it took months... @times love is not always enough but it is vital in a relationship
Crime / Re: Two Homosexuals Escape Lynching In Enugu (photo) by harlayoh(f): 4:01pm On Jul 18, 2016
Mr Odinaka and his gay friend should provide the devil or else remain detained.. una no go see God wey be omnipresent Na devil wey him ways no straight Na im dem go see... simpletons!!!
Forum Games / Re: Is This Man Inside Or Outside The House? Eye Puzzle by harlayoh(f): 7:17pm On Jul 16, 2016
I don't know.. I really don't
Romance / Re: The Guy That Loves You Or The One You Love: Who Would You Choose? (pic) by harlayoh(f): 7:09pm On Jul 16, 2016
the one that loves me ni o even if he isn't handsome can't choose an Handsome guy who I love that will stress life out of me biko
Travel / Re: 10 Interesting Facts About Kwara State by harlayoh(f): 1:07pm On Jul 15, 2016
10 interesting facts about Kwara?

Nobody cares about fhucking Kwara State except those unfortunate to be born from there.

tell me 10 interesting things about a productive and blessed state like Ekiti.

Nd who gives the Bleep about Ekiti state besides what is fortunate about being born from Ekiti
poo happens but it sure doesn't happen with kwarans... Gracias!!
Crime / Re: Nigerians In UK Protests Against Fulani Herdsmen(pics) by harlayoh(f): 6:02pm On May 03, 2016
PMB never hear us wey dey here finish Na u una him go hear?... the guy no get that kind of high reasoning capacity or else im for don do something..

anyways Nigerians appreciate your effort
Properties / Re: Juicy Abuja Property... Jahi District by harlayoh(f): 5:58pm On May 03, 2016
Sports / Re: Cameroonian Drinks To Celebrate Leicester, Slumps After The Excessive Drinking by harlayoh(f): 1:47pm On May 03, 2016
Celebrities / Re: Na Who Social Media Help? AY Writes On Social Media And Its Effects by harlayoh(f): 1:41pm On May 03, 2016
Eyah... it is really a sad story.... omolomo
Crime / Re: Policeman’s Wife Stabs Neighbour For Laughing At Her by harlayoh(f): 1:13pm On May 03, 2016
she's a mad woman on cloth. The husband did well by arresting her tho.

did well nibo??.. arresting his wife is nothing but eye service.. wife that was released almost immediately... He told his landlord the other woman(I.e Ayobami) started or caused the fight... imagine when we the readers wey get brain and the Residents wey get eyes knows his wife(Ochoche) is @fault... oniranu okunrin..

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Children Isolated In IDP Camp In Borno - Photos by harlayoh(f): 12:29pm On May 03, 2016
sad Innocent children Paying for the sins of their fathers.

See that one with big red shirt, Yes, that one - He must be Shekau's son. angry sad

looool... bad mouth no go EPP you ooo!!! how u take know say Na shekau son im go be?.. fear God o

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Politics / Re: "My Heritage Is My Pride" -Fulani Man Says As He Shares Photos Of His Cattle by harlayoh(f): 5:50pm On May 02, 2016
You see, In my land, when your boy commits crime, the father will hand him over to the police for appropriate punishments - that is Yoruba land for u.

In fulani land, especially those people from Adamawa, they will harbour the thief and when he becomes a rascal they will start crying out for help.

It's only a blind man who will say he's not aware of the havoc caused by fulani herdsmen in the last 10 months.

But they have chosen to pamper them because their man is in power.

Boko Haram started like this, today it is a problem.

May God visit judgement on all these blood thirsty fulanis

Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Tiwa Savage:U Screwed Ur Life By Marrying A Man With Kids by harlayoh(f): 5:28pm On May 02, 2016
Every Tom, Dick and Harry now think they have an opinion

like seriously!! very annoying opinions for that matter... anyways no be their fault.. Na condition make crayfish bend

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