₦airaland Forum

saphiere:
Life has be so unfair with this gender.

Imagine


Girl --- at least 1.5k to make hair. Boy --- Highest, 500h to cut hair.
Girl --- buys pads. Boy --- buys no pads.
Girl --- has high chances of being raped. Boy has lowest chances of being raped.
Girl --- has a biological clock. Boy --- has no biological clock.

ojmaroni247:
Pls run from it....Electrical and ICT is where the employment is. I studied Mechanical engineering and majored in Industrial production Engineering (IPE) from a good Nigerian uni. No job till now . All the jobs flying around are Electrical Engineering and IT. NOTE: I am at the Location where Engineering trives (PortHarcourt). I also did some other certification courses to add to it under Electro-Mechanical(pumps,valves,HVAC,Actuators,P&ID). And still job hunting...I went further to add Pipe fitter certification(trade test class2). And I am still job hunting...pls if u see this and have any Vacancies available for me ,pls reach me via call/watsapp 08067880681.

THANDS619:
Haaaaa.....even a goat?

Robinson155:
Me too
And how old is your pup
I stay at dauda

SAMAYODELE:
Pls how did you fix yours and how much did it cost?

Mine, the screen came on immediately I plugged it into a socket,and almost immediately it became white and started going dim till it became dark blue. It has been same way up till now and I'm scared of giving it to these repairers. Can we see pics of it?

Whenever I switch it on, it comes on but just the dark blue colour shows on the screen

generalwo:
How many times have u seen Dane guns used for movies? U don see zubby Micheal or hanks anuku dey hold Dane gun dey fight? Those Dane guns I see there are used by bandits mostly..... What do I know sha.... All I know is thah those guns look very real to me and don't look like toys in anyway

raphy:
Where is your place please? Am base in ago palace way Lagos .

Mmadu2:
I bought a smart TV and everyone knows how costly a smart TV is these days. I have good relationship with my next door neighbor but though he's a very nice guy but he has a flaw which is that he lies a lot. He's single.

He had a small get together in his mini flat so he begged to use my sitting room cos its bigger. I let him and went about my job.

I rarely watch my TV cos I'm very busy with work and come back late tired, eat, shower, browse and sleep. So it was only a week later that I finally got the chance to switch on my TV and behold its damaged and can't display anymore. I never allowed anyone in my sitting room except the day my neighbor used it which is a week ago. I also live alone for a month now and never had visitors of any kind.

I'm filled with madness but don't know exactly how to confront him since he codedly never told me. My main worry is that he will outrightly lie and deny it even if I confront him.

What would you do in my situation??

GogetterMD:
God knows if anybody dares to damage my LG CX OLED, you're going to replace it with a new one. No arguments, no pleading

Mhomies:
Yaay! The puppies are here (14/09/2021). It was her first time and they were four. Unfortunately, we lost one of them.

raphy:
Good afternoon everyone ,

Please am about to travel tomorrow to see my father who is not feeling so well in the east .
I have a 7 month old German Shepherd she is so friendly ,am looking for where I can keep her like 2 weeks I will be back .

Please advise me everyone.
Thank you.

owenseddies40:
Am 47 years old,that my son was born 20 years after my father died,so my wife did not get to meet with my father,I don't believe in reincarnation,the truth is that I don't look like my father,but this my son does,both the way my father walks,talks and everything,that gets me scared

tensazangetsu20:
I agree the pace was slow but people were still very poor there were no jobs and there were like really few opportunities to earn a living. It must have been so depressing.

ojmaroni247:
Pls run from it....Electrical and ICT is where the employment is. I studied Mechanical engineering and majored in Industrial production Engineering (IPE) from a good Nigerian uni. No job till now . All the jobs flying around are Electrical Engineering and IT. NOTE: I am at the Locatoin where Engineering trives (PortHarcourt). I also did some other certification courses to add to it under Electro-Mechanical(pumps,valves,HVAC,Actuators,P&ID). And still job hunting...I went further to add Pipe fitter certification(trade test class2). And I am still job hunting...pls if u see this and have any Vacancies available for me ,pls reach me via call/watsapp 08067880681.

Angrygoat:
Stfu,pauper

Angrygoat:
Stfu,pauper

Kingcalls:
Close mouth u no get car...I no even bother to read the trash wey u post.... go buy okada at least...thats if u can even afford okada

Angrygoat:
Ofeh,u have 3 cars and u dey stay inside 1 tiny room.see yor useless ABBA leather seats and dirty 4 by 4 room in a parlour

yuping:
Na lie them no fit survive unless chua chua dey come steady.
You no go transport? Buy data buy baby clothes pampers, wipes etc.
This country nawaoo.

Kingcalls:
This car wey u never buy for ur life pain u no b small... go and hustle guy, thats if u even have the head to hustle

Kingcalls:
I guess I'm not normal

RevDesm0ndJuju:
Niggerians are not in any way informed, educated or remotely smart as they think they are.

Father forgive them for they know not what they do.

Here they are castigating me for getting sacked while they defend their Jewish masters who have been sacked and kicked out of 109 countries and counting.

Later they will say it is anti-semitism.

IsaacRocks:
#Storytime.
I Once went to the bank to pitch one of my products (a lean startup under Pantakers) to one of the popular Banks in Abuja, after talking about the partnership type and showing my prototypes and idea, carelessly the lady just looked straight at me and said.

"No1 I don't understand what you are talking about.
No2 you can have access to any facility either in loan or fund from the bank".

This statement almost killed me immediately, mhen entrepreneurs in Africa especially Nigeria are suffering oo, with tears in my eyes .
I left there knowing that God that gave me the idea will water it and those banks will one day come and beg to invest in my idea.

Kingcalls:
Are u too dull not to identify typos ...

makaveli902:
Bros take it easy, In Nigeria here you and I know that we call all the toks vehicles brand new. On a second thought, a 2016 car can still be brand new if after manufacture it wasn't sold until 2021.

ihechiprince:
Aba

TheDevilIsALai:
OP here (Seun's Jewgle Anti-Spam Censor Bot banned me)

So now you all agree that I am an assh0le for getting fired from 110 Jobs.

And all those firms, managers and co-workers can not all be wrong abi?

This is like a kid who gets expelled from several schools and the kid keeps blaming the school and other students but not himself.

Which people of this world best fits this narrative?

Hint: They first got kicked out from ancient Egypt and so far they have been kicked out from 109 Countries.

Kingcalls:
Leave not note...infact most of u dint eve have cars...I no know y o de even argue with una... anyone that has been buying cars for ages both brand new and tokunbo knows u are talking nonsense

Kingcalls:
Is it that people don't know the meaning of brand new car again?? Incase u don't know , brand new car is also known as Tear Rubber ... we are in 2021, thats a 2016 model Toyota corolla ...and he even mentioned it there ...how can 2016 and brand new be in the same sentence in 2021