₦airaland Forum

vimi:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/the-best-food-drink-of-buhari/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Cc: Lalasticlala

baba shud b eatn strong food now ooh bcus he has allot 2 do 4 we nigerians. He shud eat food like fufu, eba, plantain etc.

wachakuta:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/buhari-osinbajo-declare-assets/

hmmmmmmM. I can see dsame atitude of RAT want's 2 eat our FISH again ooh. Baba pls don't fail nigerians ooh.

lalasticlala:
This was at the inauguration yesterday as pictured by Ovation Magazine..


http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-290514337/delemomoduovation/photos/ig-996414397511617474_290514337

dats good. It's a welcum developmnt 2 we nigerian's.

midolian:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/184068-buhari-warns-airport-officials-others-against-stopping-ex-ministers-from-travelling.html

baba pls I beg u, don't b 2 kind on dos pple oooh. Bcus they av reali reali crippled dis country enuff. I tink most of dem shud b brought 2 book. Baba pls take gud advisers wit yu. Bcus nigerians don't want d kind of GEJ govt frm yu @ all. Baba pls!!! Nigeria xpct alott of good governance frm u.

Obascoetubi:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/184046-buhari-to-earn-n14-million-as-annual-salary-allowances.html

I doubt bcus wat of senator' and hus of rep memba? Hw much wil day na receive? Scam post.

sweetorgasm:
A man in my area has just been arrested by the police because he unkownly help a criminal that he thought was shot by an armed robber or cultist and was running away from them, on his way home from work to a hospital. "the police get to know that the criminal has been rushed to the hospital by a man, so when the police men got to the hospital they arrested the man believing that he is an accomplince, "the shocking thing is that the criminal escaped without people knowing. "now the police are holding the man responsible for the criminal's escape and are denying him bail. "please what should be done?.

I tink he shud nvite his lawyer. Bcus most nigeria police Rr so daft.

Unblockable:
How una see their pictures? Buhari's Aide-De-Camp, ML Abubakar and Jonathan's Ojogbane Adegbe.

1st Pix is Buhari's ADC while the 2nd is that of Jonathan.

so.... Wat shud we do now?

GodsMercy1:
This is classic

9ice machine.

Svenn:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/05/29/stable-power-supply-underway-says-buhari/

well we Rr waitn 4 d developmnt. I pray 4 him 2 acomplish his promises 2 nigeria.

sheddybest:
Whose wife is prettier between Amaechi and Wike? Poetic appreciation please. I used their official office portraits which means I used only thier finest pics.

both of dem Rr ok sha. Bt Amaechi wife all d way.

lalasticlala:
http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathans-guards-forced-me-to-stand-in-the-rain-detained-punch-journalist/

na wa ooh. Feel so sorry. Bt nxt time bcareful wen doin suchh. U shud av stay far away and use a zoom camera 2 do dat. Dis our so called greedy politicians slf and @ d end na 1 rooom dem go stil sleep.

ionsman:
BY EBUN SESSOU, ANOZIE EGOLE & ADERONKE ADEYERI

The expectations of Nigerians are high as Gen. Muhammadu Buhari assumes the mantle of leadership. Nigerians yearn for change at all cost, following the high campaign promises made by the new president. They expect his government to bring succour and put an end to the numerous problems the country is presently facing. Against this background, Saturday Vanguard went round to sample the opinions of prominent as well as ordinary Nigerians on their expectations 100 days from now.

Buhari must revive the energy sector – Ebun-Olu Adegboruwa, lawyer

“Gen. Buhari should address the problems surrounding energy in this country as a matter of urgency. Power generation is critical to the development of this nation. He should break the cabal controlling the importation of fuel, diesel, candles, rechargeable lamps and other imports that benefit importers to the detriment of the Nigerian populace, and revive the entire power sector so that the generation, transmission and distribution companies should be totally working. By this approach, generator and diesel importers will also be encouraged to invest in the power sector and become game changers instead of frustrating his efforts.

“It’s a cross Buhari has to carry. He was at this for 12 years. He contested in 2003, 2007, 2011, so by now, he should have a roadmap for the solutions to all the problems in Nigeria. I believe it is not our business how he will deliver.

“During his campaign, he promised Nigerians 20,000 megawatts in four years which means, in every one year, we should have 5,000 megawatts. So, it is too late to give excuses. Our business was to vote for him as president, which we did; we are waiting for results.

“We want to enjoy adequate electricity as soon as possible. There must be power in every home, office, mosque, church, bank, school among others. We are not interested in how he will do it. Power is critical to the economy of this nation and it must be addressed. Imagine the kind of hardship the country suffered recently when the entire country was grounded. If there is no power, it is difficult to survive. One is practically incapacitated without power.

“He must also tackle corruption to a standstill by sealing up available means by which our money is being siphoned. Those who are milking Nigerians, dipping their hands into the treasuries of the nation should be exposed.

“The $20 billion that was allegedly missing should be verified. He must look into the system and fight the monster called corruption. Once the resources are available and not being stolen, building industries, roads, and reviving the power sector will be possible. The resources of the nation can take Nigeria to the next level.”

He should operate truly democratic government – Tony Uranta, human rights activist


Gani Adams

“As a patriotic Nigerian living in Nigeria, it is in my enlightened self interest for President Buhari to succeed in keeping Nigeria a united, peaceful, justice-based country that prospers holistically and ensures the common good of all Nigerians. It is in the foregoing light that I join millions of Nigerians in welcoming President Buhari, even as I join millions more in wishing now ex-President Jonathan even greater heights.

“I will like to use this opportunity to remind the incoming president of the many promises he made to Nigerians, and what we eagerly expect within the first 100 days of his coming to office. We expect primarily that he will be able to stop the insecurity in the North-East once and for all. We also expect that he will radically transform the economy such that we will not have almahjiris in the North, beggars in the streets or anywhere else in Nigeria. And crime rate must be reduced generally, especially in the area of kidnapping, armed robbery and 419.

“Finally, I will not appear to be wishing him ill or to seem not to appreciate the enormous task ahead of him; we would expect that he would really and truly show us that this is a democratic civil regime coming in, which will be fully tolerant of the rights of civil society such as right of speech, right to information, right to association and other rights without, in anyway, becoming oppressive or intolerant.

“We wish him well. We hope that the press will still be vibrant under him as it was under the outgoing administration, and on that note, I say welcome President Muhammadu Buhari and we wish President Goodluck Jonathan the best and we look forward to him transforming himself into the leader of the African continent and black people worldwide.”

We expect transparency – Gani Adams, leader, Odua Peoples Congress (OPC)

“Within three months, he needs to sanitize the system. We expect transparency and he should shun corruption. We expect him to solve the problem of fuel scarcity and encourage private sectors to build refineries. Right now, Nigeria is faced with abject poverty due to lack of good infrastructure. He should revive our societal values. President Buhari should ensure that all the civil society groups are given 100 percent support. He should also look into the report of the national confab.”

He should address fragile issues – Olisa Agbakoba (SAN), lawyer


*Mr Olisa Agbakoba, SAN

“As soon as Buhari is sworn in, he should go to work. He should tackle fragile issues in the national system because there are so many fragile cracks that make the Nigerian system to be very weak and I expect these to be tackled by settling issues relating to constitution amendment, which will help to amend these cracks. He must reform our legal system.

“Secondly, he must tackle the economy agenda of the country that has given credence to unemployment and poverty. He must do that by blocking all the leakages. 25 percent of our budget goes into the National Assembly. People should live on low profile. These will safe funds which will be used on meaningful things.

“Thirdly, he must remove oil subsidy, which has led to corruption, then introduce modular refineries so as to have it across the country. He should block all the loopholes in the power sector. He should also diversify the economy. Right now, we are solely dependent on petroleum and that was clearly shown in the recent fuel scarcity. We need new energy policy that does not depend on petroleum. The maritime sector is another area which needs attention. There are a lot of expectations by Nigerians and we hope that the president will live up to them. He needs to re-define the education policy, especially in the area of university and vocational qualifications. We should look into solar energy. Another problem is to decentralize the affairs of the country.”

We need light, petrol and good cabinet – Declan Okpalaeke, journalist

“There should be long term course but short term measures. He is taking over power at a period when the country is perhaps at his lowest ebb. Everything seems to be collapsing. Petroleum has a huge effect on the economy; there is no fuel, no gas, no kerosene. There is crisis in the country. His first 100 days should concentrate on finding immediate solution to the immediate problems in the country. He should ensure that there is free flow of essential things that will make life bearable for Nigerians; ensure that there is adequate petrol in the filling stations; ensure that even though we are not generating enough power, that what we produce is adequately distributed whilst he plans to find permanent solution to it.

“He should ensure that he gets the right people into his cabinet. People whose integrity and credibility are not in doubt. If the right people are not in place, his noble ideas will be rubbished.”

He should keep all his promises – Martin Onovo, Action Congress (AC) presidential candidate


Mr Martin Onovo

“As a matter of integrity, President Buhari needs to keep the promises made during his campaign. He needs to control corruption and that is not done in one night or 100 days but the direction can be set in one month.

“We need to get power, otherwise the economy will not survive. He must not give us excuses that we have heard in the past. There must be fuel. Security must be in place. The Nigeria Police, which is the first point of security, is in a terrible mess. These are underlining critical requirement for national productivity. The idea of depending on other people to feed ourselves is one indication that no matter the number of private jets we buy, we are still very poor. We need to contribute significantly to feeding ourselves. The country needs the right education for brighter future. The fact is that there are a lot of emergencies in all the sectors.”

The structure of change must be defined – Ladipo Johnson, legal practitioner

“The type of leadership he will be providing will dictate the level of his success. He needs to stabilize the country as quickly as possible. The structure of the real change we are clamouring for should be established. People must be accountable. Although it is usually very difficult to get result in the first 100 days, he can set good examples. Once that is done, Nigerians’ orientation will change; civil servants and politicians will know that it is not business as usual. But until he gets there, he wouldn’t know those priorities begging for attention.”

Expose the rot in governance – Paul Okoroafor, lawyer

“We believe President Buhari is highly disciplined. Now is the time to prove it. As a democratic president, we are looking forward to having a transparent government. There must be enforcement and implementation of policies. We expect that he will be able to expose some of the rot in the power sector. We pay so much yet we don’t have light. He should check why there is total darkness in the country.”

We need good road network – Foster Nwosu, businessman

“I am afraid that the Nigerian system may discourage him from being transparent. I will like him to work on electricity. I believe that if there is light, Nigerians will survive. He should also create an environment where our young people can explore different job opportunities. We need good road network as well.”

End fuel problem – Emma Okechukwu, trader

“We are hoping that as soon as he is sworn-in, fuel problem will be a thing of the past, hopefully paying for fuel at the rate of N87 per litre. And we also hope there will be constant light.”

Change must manifest – Emmanuel Anyebe, scientist

“Change must manifest in every facet of the country, especially power. We need light and it must be permanent.”

He should end corruption – John Paul, surveyor

“He is the sixth democratically elected president since 1960 and we thank God for having a man like him at this time. He is a man we all know for his zero tolerance for corruption and he also has a very good military experience. Right now, he is the right man both for his experience and also for his fight against corruption. I want him to end corruption and insurgency. The incoming government should draw up policies that would alleviate poverty in the country. Buhari should cut down the cost of governance because it is killing this country.”

My expectations are high – Ugochukwu Alaeto, motorist

“My expectations are high. I expect that fuel scarcity and epileptic power supply will be addressed. We are waiting for the change he promised during his campaign.”


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/100-days-from-today-what-nigerians-expect-from-buhari/

ummmmmmM. My own xpctation Rr so high. Well 2 cut d story short, alott of pple has said it all bt no nu of dem mention d area of agriculture. Agriculture is vry important 2 nigeria. Well I pray GOD gve him d gud mind n courage 2 move nigeria 2 a greater place we nigerians expcted.

Esdb3:
Akpororo was the comedian invited for the presidential inaugural gala night, he was banal and even though he tried to hide it, he was nervous!

He came up and cracked his dry egg shell of jokes like this"ahem, can you please appreciate me, pls appreciate me once again. If I crack joke and you no laugh it shows your problem is big and you need a pastor not a comedian. Tell your neighbour you are looking good, tell him or her once again. My name is akpororo but the white men call me akporaurau. My father one time went to buy a dog, though the dog didn't behave like a dog but like a cat anyways dog na dog. You know how people call their dogs by human name, you go see dog called kelvin, gabriel. You'll see white people say gabriel jump, sit, run. One day thieves came and shouted everybody lie down, na so the dog lie. The owner look at the dog and said gabriel bark, bite these people. The dog replied if you no shut up I go bite your ear, no be gun they hold so?(That was the funniest of his jokes and it isn't even funny)"

He then, talked about a warri pastor that asked people to tell their neighbour that what happened to me will happen to you. "Na so I look my neighbour hin get bandage for I eye I con talk say neighbour what happened to you will happened to you" (akpororo then laughed) then he. Greeted joke silva and said "shout to my great aunty, aunty joke silva. We need to improve our nollywood. You see our accident and spirit scenes let us leave the accident scenes to the indians." He then said rubbish about spirit scenes that made no meaning to everybody"

He finally capped his "unfunny" display with "thank you mr president for being a good father, you are my father from far away and thank you my mother(referring to the first lady) even though you don't know you borne me, we want change ehn(then he started chuckling) so we can change our father and we can change our mother"

He finally dropped one dumb joke I won't bore you further with and promised to return. But aint nobody wanna hear that shii no more, I guess so because he didn't return!!!

Damn that dude was so dry. Why didn't they invite basket mouth or ali baba.

Cc: lalasticlala

weda dry or not. He has bein paid already.

Mykel4God:
90 year old Hajia Fadimatu Mai Talle Tara donated her savings of 1 million Naira to President Muhammdau Buhari’s campaign. At his inauguration, Hajia Fadimatu was seated in the VIP Box. She is pictured below with Media Entrepreneur/Future Awards co-founder, Adebola Williams.

eya dats gud of her. Na GOD win.

ECOTERRORS:
1. Eating meat after food: girl if you keep your meat in the plate and concentrate on the food, no vex no be your fault na kpako tins. Aje butters eat meat while eating their food and may even leave the meat unattended to maybe because its Red Meat. *kpako no dey try dat kin rough play

2. PaPa and MaMa: Growing up and you played Papa and Mama things, where you cook make belive food and you sleep together and do *nothing*, only Aje Kpakos did those while Aje butter had their mumu oyibo barbie doll or teddy bear to play with. *imagine kpako pikin dey act Snow white na ewelwe be dat*

3. Mama thank ma, Papa thank sir: Growing up then after we finish eating, we ll go to our dad and mum and thank them like this:
Me: Papa thank sir
Papa: thank God my son.
We do same with our mum also while for the aje butter when they are done eating they leave the plates for the maid to pack and they go down to their room and continue watching their movie, their Mum or Dad will now come into their room and this conversation will start:
Mum: (knocks on door) junior hope you enjoy the meal?

Junior: yea mum but its a lil bit salty and I think next time I ll prefer tilapia to this beef.

Mum: I'm sorry junior, I ll make it up to you tomorrow.
Awon were, if Aje kpako try dis one for house na stars wen e go count naim I go like to hear d number.

Others are;

If you listen to only naija

If you travel to the village for xmas break instead of western countries.

Feel free to add yours

meaningless post or mayb jobless or sumtin.

favistar:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/05/29/why-patience-jonathan-failed-to-attend-president-buharis-inauguration/

weda she atend or not, dat is her own cup of tea. Baba is na our president. Mama p meant atend d ceremony bt her womanhood stil leav's ON.

lalasticlala:
Bayo captioned the pic thus:





https://instagram.com/p/3RdA_Guu_O/

I pray 2 GOD almighty 2 keep baba, sustain and gve him d knowledge 2 govern nigeria. Nigeria must move forward. God bless me, bless d president and bless all nigerian's. Amen

ObiOmaMu:
The new governor of Niger State, Abubakar Sani Bello, was sworn in on Friday. He took the oath of office at Sani Kontagora Memorial Stadium, Minna. The state’s Chief Judge, Justice Fati Abubakar, who incidentally is the mother in-law to the new governor administered the oath of office on him and his deputy. See another photo after the cut.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/niger-state-governor-gets-sworn-in-by.html

family biz jst strtd.

Spells:
Obasanjo brought telecommunitions into naija, so u guys should free da dude let him enjoy da good works of his hand

so.... Na him money he take bring am enta 9ja?

lalasticlala:
https://instagram.com/p/3RnkFzuuyr/

I wonder wat dos old men watchn, 1: I guess they Rrr lookn @ hw GEJ n PEJ arivin otuoke or mayb watchn bluefilm. Bcus I nu trust OBJ @ all.

Omooba77:
Presidential Inauguration Dinner live on NTA
Details on NTA

I nu see lite take watch am oooh.

robosky02:
http://www.punchng.com/news/amaechi-jang-others-to-shun-new-govs-inauguration/

d oracle has spoken already, no goin bck.

lalasticlala:
Outgoing president Jonathan touring President Elect Buhari round the presidential villa.



https://mobile.twitter.com/MusadiqZ/status/603909531500949504

I guess Jona is catch cold, so he has 2 hold baba hands vry tight.

samueleto:
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President-elect Muhammadu Buhari was spotted with his son, Yusuf for the first time this morning.They arrived Nigeria from the United Kingdom,,He is said to be the only son of the president-elect and incoming first lady,Aisha..

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Source: http://shoutnaija..com/2015/05/buharis-son-yusuf-spotted-for-first.html

dat cool. Make sure u Rr a gud boy. Don't copy frm dat useless boy call farouk ooooh

NgeneUkwenu:
President GEJ presents President Elect with the handover notes and the report of the National CONFAB!

President Goodluck Jonathan on Thursday formally presented his hand over notes to the President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari.

The presentation was done inside the Council Chamber of the Presidential Villa, Abuja, shortly after Jonathan conducted Buhari round the seat of power.

Vice President Namadi Sambo had also similarly conducted the Vice President-elect, Yemi Osinbajo, round his wing of the villa.

Jonathan presented an executive summary of his hand over notes and a copy of the report of the National Conference to Buhari in the presence of All Progressives Congress chiefs who accompanied him to the event.

In his remarks, Jonathan said his administration had done its best for the country.

Buhari said he would not make a bold statement until after studying the handover notes.

He however commended Jonathan for conceding defeat in the March 28 Presidential election.

He said the outgoing President could have made things difficult if he wanted to do so.

Details later. . .

http://www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-presents-hand-over-notes-to-buhari/

no condition is parmanent @ all.

HoneySuckle:
By rocking it, I'm focusing on the hair,
contacts and the pout lol.
Who rocked it berra for you?

http://xpressafrica..com/2015/05/who-rocked-it-better-denrele-or-ladies.html?m=1

hope dis dude call denrele av d.I.c...k ooh

Goldpen:
It's Indeed a wicked world. This premature baby was aborted and dumped by a park in front of University of Port Harcourt, just opposite Agofure motor park. 

The dead body was found this morning by passersby and park workers who opined that the baby was about 7 months old in her mother's womb before abortion. The Bug correspondent said that given the freshness of the body and blood, it was dropped just before dawn.

http://www.thebugcampus.com/2015/05/aborted-baby-found-by-uniport-wicked.html?m=1

can u imagin, I said it b4 dat most nigerian's girls their heart it's deep as india ocean. Women!!!! Hmmmmmm fear dem ooh

georjay:
Source:http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/nigeria-may-lose-n985bn-oil-revenue-this-year-pwc/

am tired of readn all d stories. Oil fall, oil rise and fall, barel $35. Oil dis, oil dat. Bt yet in nigeria we stil av sum unscrupolus politician's who build refineries abroad anihw wit d oil money bein stolen frm us and they wil cum bck here n telll us oil fall. Thurder fire una.

handie:
http://citypeople.com.ng/i/meet-the-chief-justice-who-will-swear-in-muhammadu-buhari-tomorrowmay-29/

y d man nu fat?

Fraih:
It was like a movie this evening when this strongheaded snake crawled into my room. I unconsciously dropped the call I was on and ran for a big stick,
Thanks to my friend who was around and noted the snake's spot and we started the attack, even when I pinned the belly to the wall with the long stick, and my friend trying to crush the head with another long stick, this snake was actually fighting us back and dodging every hits, and threatening us with its tongue.. .. I mean, that snake was so smart and trained (if it actually was) because it took us Time to actually get the head, even when the other parts were hit and the belly pinned to the wall, it still struggled and fought_ didn't give up. I was almost pitying it sef, it was like a seasonal movie o and we were sweating just to get the head
But alas! It was down and I say thank God I saw the snake and thank God it wasn't hiding under the chair or something, that would be catastrophic living with a snake.

am lookn 4 a snake 2 buy.

dainformant:
As the nation awaits the presidential inauguration at the Eagles Square, Abuja, on Saturday (May 29), the president-elect, Muhammadu Buhari has already landed in town (Abuja) for the national event which will be graced by 50 world leaders. Buhari who arrived Abuja early this morning from the UK, was in company of his pretty daughter, Zahra and his only son, Yusuf, as they headed to the Defense House ahead of tomorrow's event.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/05/see-photos-of-buhari-and-his-children.html

congratulation 2 mr buhari n advance. I pray 2 GOD dat his govt favour me n gud nigerians. Say no 2 corruption 2 all minister's.

fatdon2:
He captioned the pic:

"
That beautiful I- couldn't -care less- about the messy state of my room day . I'm jst gon throw an old tee n sneakers on ,shop and indulge in every guilty pleasure food options I can dream of. I'm jst friggin happy wiv the world!! #MyOffDay #SunnyDay #Gladysboi #AtlantaChronicles"



https://instagram.com/p/3Mi4hLFBC6/

so.... Wat shud I do abt it now? Mitcheeeeewwwwwww.