₦airaland Forum

exlink10:
The burial of the late younger sister to the former President, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, Madam Esther Adunni Eweje née Obasanjo is holding right now in Abeokuta, Ogun State capital. A source told us that due to Yoruba tradition, it is improper to see the body of a late younger sibling, therefore Obasanjo was absent at Owo baptist Church were the ceremony took place.

She died on Tuesday, May 19 in a private hospital at Ota, in Ado Odo/Ota Local Government Area of the state.She was aged 76. Dignitaries present are former oyo state Governor Adebayo Alao-Akala, Oyo state governor Abiola Ajimobi, -


: http://www.exlinklodge.com/2015/06/obasanjos-sisters-burial-as-it-happens.html#sthash.ROVh2qxO.dpuf

R.I.P

tiwaz:
Governor Fayose seen taking a ride with some Okadamen as he celebrated and headed to Ekiti state House of Assembly this morning for the House inauguration

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/06/photos-fayose-celebrates-his-victory.html

ok ooh.

HardeyBbee:
I had the same thought too

Third pix, outer oshiomhole: pretends with a smile as if he also want to cuddle the boy so as to get him away from her.
but inner oshiomhole: wetin nah, e don do jare

who gave u pple space here?

stonecoldcafe:
How many times will they tell you people that her name is not LARA?

don't mind d mofos jare. Nstead of Iara, hater's has change it 2 lara

donfidelio:
Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State and his wife Iara Oshiomhole, who cuddles a baby, during the inspection of the 2nd East Circular road in Benin City, yesterday.

dats is our 1st lady of edo state. Hater's=

ademega:
I brought up this trend as a result of what I saw this Evening at a wake keep Sevice of one of the landlords in our street . right their where the casket was with the corps Inside , behold below it were multitude of phones begin charged by Guests and people around in the street .

And I was like , people couldn't respect the dead . the generator was on so that baba could receive fresh air before his final rest .
I was like , people could charge at the mortuary .
That of my church na another service charging inside church . most people now come to church early so that they could go home with full charged phone .
No thanks to the power situation in our area

Share funny places people charge their phones .

so.... Who 2 blame now n dis country?

MEGGATRON:
http://9javibes.com/gist/see-lady-calls-her-friends-hoes-because-she-has-a-man/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

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marc99:
Your written english and your IQ say it all. Please it's ok young boy.

say it all ummmmmM. Ur level of reasoning dos nt match wit mine. So..... Bleep off my mention.

lalasticlala:
http://www.today.ng/metro/commercial-sex-worker-docked-for-fleeing-with-customers-laptop-phones-n72000-cash/

ole. She must pay 4 all d item's bein stolen.

marc99:
Like the outline says, it's preferable to be handsome with bad breath(cos bad breath is resolvable), than to look like you with fresh breath.

ummmmmmmM. I can't stil rememba hw I type dat comnt. Am referin 2 yu wit dat. And also yu Rr brainless n got all wrong if u Rr referiin 2 me. #SMH#

sheddybest:
Two weeks or there about to the memorable transfer of power from the PDP to the APC at the center, Nigeria witnessed a major fuel scarcity in the country. Independent marketers, petroleum tank/truck owners and the federal government all threw blames upon blames at one another over who was responsible for the scarcity. A number of issues have accompanied this scarcity, from people sleeping at filling stations to innocent people losing their cars to men of underworld as a result of going out very early in the morning to scout for this precious commodity. Now, this has even taken a more interesting dimension.
Yesterday (4th of June), I was driving through Aguiyi Ironsi Street, Maitama, Abuja when I came across two police officers fighting at the Forte (former AP) filling station by NUC. The reason from the much I gathered, was that one of them left the queue and tried to make his way into the station to get fuel. When he drove out his vehicle, he came and parked in front of another police officer. The officer in whose front he parked had asked him to return to his position, but he refused and that led to a great fight between the duo that lasted for about 10mins. What a disgrace to the Nigeria Police Force! If you were the IGP and the matter was brought to your notice, what would you do to the both? Below are the pictures. Forgive the low quality. It was caused by a 2mp phone camera...
Lalasticlala, Ishilove

they shud GO N DIE!!!

boxypane:
U be badt Person!!!!!

reali.

lalasticlala:
He tweeted:


"I visited the Jimeta market bomb blast site in Yola earlier today. We will not be bowed by the terrorists. "


https://mobile.twitter.com/atiku/status/606821701087862786

am short of words.

handbagss:
I Dont know how he will feel if I tell him.

well he meant feel sumhw sha, bt u shud av gve it a try. I av smilar situation b4 wit a vry urg beautifu yoruba girl durin my urth service days @ ekiti. Anitime I nvite dis urg lady nside my room holy spirit n heaven. Bcus I normally spray air freshna nside my room bt imediately dis girl enta my room hmmmmmm. Well I reserv my comnt 4 anoda day. But wit all, I can't chase her out of my room wat I did I av 2 corct her. B4 yu know she wil strt speakn yoruba 2 me bcus me I can't speak yoruba vry well. She wil say hmmmmm, dis corpa ur own is 2much jare goon, yu use 2 do as if u Rr d neatest corper den I wil strt laffn. I did dat bcus I av 2 clear my concience.

marc99:
Guess what? On lynda* ikeja* bloc*(LIB), a guy posted just the same experience he had with a girl he tried kissing. Said the gal's breath was so bad, he kept praying for olfactory tolerance.
U're here telling ur own story, he's there telling his.

But then, maybe u have olfactory hypersensitivity, acute sense of smell.


Oh well, it's better to be handsome with halitosis, than to be ugly with fresh breath. Halitosis is treatable. Every1 has a flaw. That's his flaw. Help him realise it so he can fix it!

Your brain box is stil tryn 2 get mature. I said dat bcus of ur last comnt.

handbagss:
Met this very cute guy on my way out I was in a hurry so we exchanged numbers. He called me and we got talking. After some weeks, He asked to come and visit me...

He eventually came, we started talking, suddenly this guy started making some funny moves, I was just looking at him. He held my hands and was talking very close to my face, telling me how much he loves me and wants to be with me.

while he was busy blabbing, I was busy holding my breath... His mouth odour was epic, plus his body odour ( handsome guy o)
I almost passed out, had to give him a silly excuse just for him to go. Thank God he left.

THE END
LESSON: Pls, guys and babes,those of u that like talking very close to people like u want to kiss them, brush your teeth regularly and always go out with Minty sweets or gums, its important.

we have cheap body spray or roll on, for Christ's sake, buy them and use them!

Thanks.

I keep on tellin sum girls do not despise, he came clos 2 yu and yu feel he has mouth odour, and body odour 2. Yu don't reali kw if GOD reali sent him 2 yu, so dat yu can corct him. Dis is wat u shud av done, tell him 2 brush his mouth vry well and take's his bath regularly nstead of forming soda soap dats is nt up 2 tural soap. I av corcted sum girls I kame across wit b4. #SMH#

segtak25:
source : http://streetgist.com/romantic-marriage-proposal-that-got-a-lady-rolling-on-the-floor/

wow i love dis, she is vry happy. Am happy 4 u guys and I pray ur weddn cum's up as soon as posible AMEN. God pls!!! Bless my huslings so dat I can also do dis 2 ma wife 2 b sumday AMEN.

wristwatch:
Bros, Branded punny better pass Unbranded one. U can't company sharwama's own to cassava own

yea bro, lol. I kw dat, but they equally av dsame taste ryte

dotta:
Nollywood veteran actor Zack Orji gets tatted up, and you will begin to wonder why, but not to worry , this is just a temporary tattoo just to suit a role in his current movie, lol.

He gets that of a snake, star, moon, fire and other things on the set of a new movie.John Paul Nwadike, Princess Okah, Dave Ogbeni and others were also onset for this upcoming movie.

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/06/popular-actor-zack-orji-tattoos-himself.html

9ice 1 there.

dre11:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/auto-parts-dealer-inserts-cocaine-in-anus/

hmmmmmmM. Na wa ooh

wristwatch:
No matter how confident and bold a guy may be, he can be intimidated by the financial standings, "tooshness" and gadgets of a lady. This is as a result of his epileptic financial status.

Things that scares guys away from ladies are highlighted below;


1. Expensive Phones

A lady using a new generation phone can cause catastrophic feeling for a broke and responsible dude. How do expect a guy like me using Blackberry Curve 1 to approach someone like kachisbarbie, tohphaz, using new generation phones like Samsung gold, BlackBerry classic, Iphone6, etc. I think its better I bury my feelings before I get the bashing of my life.


2. Brazilian Hair

Brazilian hair equals the salary of some guys in multinational companies let alone the locals. Wooing a lady carrying my monthly salary on her head will be a tough task. "Shey person whey e dey struggle to pay N200 cut hair in a month nai go come wan date Brazilian hair girlfriend". Mi o le wa ku!

3. Expensive Clothing and Shoes.

When some ladies wear expensive attires especially to parties coupled with "rocobarroco" high heel shoe, you will see them disturbing photographers as if their lives depend on it. This act however makes broke and responsible dudes shy away.

4. Cars


For a broke and responsible dude who cannot afford the spoke of a bike let alone car will be intimidated wooing a lady with Range Rover Sport. His reserve gear will loose brake still he ends up in a canal.


5. Use of Jewels and Heavy Make Ups

When a lady uses expensive jewels, wristwatch, bungles and looks 100% artificial, a broke dude might get intimidated. However, he might shy away because of the feeling that he cannot afford to buy these items when she demands for it.


6. Perfumes

People like me and tosyne2much using Hausa perfume to swag babes might be intimidated by the smell of her perfume (David Beckham, cool water, etc.). The last time we try to woo some babes, they called us cattle rearers due to some flies which accompanied us as protocol officers.

sum guys has failed 2 udastnd sumtin, u spndn heaven n earth 4 a lady jst bcus she is beautifu. She meant end up not lovein yu even cheatn on u slf. Bcus of punny u spnd alott? ummmmmM. 4 me punny is punny, weda d 1 n d tick village or city. No diff @ all.

Holyfield1:
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http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/15-year-old-dies-aborting-

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Guruscrew:
Pop singer, Wizkid has been honoured with an award for his selfless contribution to the Nigerian music industry as well as taking his music to the world.

Billed to perform to students of the University, the Jaiye Jaiye singer was all smiles as he was honoured by the student and management of the school.

Spotting a dark attire with a hood, Wizkid accepted his award and thanked staff and students of the university.

In his words, 'Thank you Cyprus International University for the love. Thanks to the Staff of CIU and the entire students that waited at the airport to show me love! Tomorrow we go all the way up!! Blessings nd love!! '

http://gist.mp3bullet.com/2015/06/05/wizkid-gets-honoured-at-cyprus-international-university-photos/

congrat 2 wizkid, GOD work n a way dat no man udastnd on earth. God pls bless my husling AMEN.

Holyfield1:
BENIN— NO fewer than 14 Junior Secondary School, JSS, students have been arrested by the Police in Edo State over alleged involvement in cult-related activities in Benin.
Vanguard gathered that the students, whose ages ranged from 12 to 15 years, were said to have been picked by policemen at Oguola Secondary School, along St. Saviour Road in the state capital and were being screened at the State Criminal Investigation Department, SCID, Police headquarters, Benin.
Principal of the school, Mr. Ehanire Reuben, said eight of the students were allegedly arrested in the school compound, adding that their arrest prompted the police to conduct a search on some students in the classrooms. He, however, said prior to the arrest, he learned that a student teacher in the school was attacked and his phone and wallets taken from him by some students, who also attacked residents in the area.
He pleaded with police to release those found to be innocent. Edo State Police Command spokesman, Mr. Innocent Onwochie, in his reaction to the development, said the arrest was made following a tip-off, adding that those arrested were under-aged. He said investigations on the issue had been stepped up, promising that the police would leave no stone unturned in its war against cultism and other criminal activities in the state.

- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/14-jss-students-arrested-for-cultism-in-edo

cc: lalasticlala

ummmmmM. @ their early age, olodos check dem vry well u wil found @ dat they don't know anitn @ all @ sch. I tink they shud b tot sum litle lesson so dat it wil serve as a warning 2 odas.

[quote author=metronaija post=34425805][/quote]I doubt wen dis our so call unscrupolus elemnt hus of senate wil do tins ryte I don't tink they demselves wil allow their daughta punny 2 strt work @ d age 11yrs I was tinkn they wil pass d bill of 5k each 2 b paid 2 evry nigerian urth. Gosh!!! Our senate Rr so dumb n daft mtcheeeeewww

[quote author=metronaija post=34425805][/quote]I doubt wen dis our so call unscrupolus elemnt hus of senate wil do tins ryte I don't tink they demselves wil allow their daughta punny 2 strt work @ d age 11yrs I was tinkn they wil pass d bill of 5k each 2 b paid 2 evry nigerian urth. Gosh!!! Our senate Rr so dumb n daft mtcheeeeewww

Islie:
A journalist in Ondo State was seriously brutalised and beaten to a pulp by some police officers in that state.




http://pulse.ng/gist/not-again-journalist-brutalised-by-ondo-police-id3829035.html

my phone cudnt open d picz, aniway I feel so sorry 4 d journalist. While most nigeria police their brain is suferin 4rm wat we call hydrolic press oil.

lalasticlala:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/photo-drivers-serving-punishment-in-abuja/

reali reali short of words ryte now.

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

I tot is sumtin mature n reasonable post. Mtcheeewwww.

sirjohnson:
Okay, the 16 year old girl lives on the same street as mine. She is a very pretty girl, looks like a 20 year old. She is very intelligent as well. And I have no ulterior motive; I dont want to sleep with her or mess around with her. She gave me the green light, I got it, I followed it, now we have something going. Can someone tell me I am crazy? BTW, I am 28.

well I see ntn wrong wit it sha. Since u said yu love her, do ur follow up wit her gently, wen u Rr 30 by den she wil b 18yrs old. Pls don't use her n dump her ooh. Make her go 2 sch n Marry her.