₦airaland Forum

SenR:
Just received this lovely time piece from
my girlfriend as my birthday gift.

It's comes with a 32GB internal memory,
An HD Camera for both motion picture and
video recording, audio recording and a charging usb cable used for charging the wrist watch.

See pics below....

dats gud. She reali love's u a lot.

dre11:
He needs to be taught a big lesson and not a small one.



He has a lovely son..... Instead of being greatful, he decided to bully, hit, flog and maltreat him

u Rr vry corct my dear. D man is so hrtless.

adioolayi:
Port Harcourt refinery will commence operations in July at 80 per
cent capacity, and contribute five million litres of petrol daily, the
NNPC GMD, Joseph Dawha, has said.
Details later…
http://www.punchng.com/news/pharcourt-refinery-to-commence-operations-in-july-nnpc-gmd/



Are we really going to buy PMS #40??...Hmmm...fingers crossed.

dats gud.

dre11:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/man-nabbed-for-torturing-four-year-old-son/


Picture of the 4years old boy back

I feel so pity 4 d inocent boy, d man shud b tot sum litle lesson 4 his wrong did.

rooftech:
http://www.punchng.com/news/aso-villa-authorities-reject-253-dss-officials/

no more business as usual.

fatdon2:
source : http://streetgist.com/man-proposes-to-girlfriend-at-murtala-muhammed-airport-dressed-in-superman-costume/

hmmmmm! Dis is total piracy of my real superman, I guess d guy can even pirate 2000 thousand copies of cd's in less dan 5mins. Well congratulation 2 dem.

nelandrewz:
Two students, a male and female of a University in Anambra State (name withheld), have reportedly died in a hostel room located near the school.

The female student is from Imo State. She visited her male boyfriend and they went in together on Saturday but never woke up until their doors were forced open by the
police after a neighbor raised the alarm.

The male student was 300level student of public administration.

They allegedly died after sex romp and their neighbors never knew until their bodies started decomposing.

The guy allegedly drugged the girl to have access to free sex which resulted to her death and he equally took the pills and lay beside her.

Special Anti Robbery Squad (SARS) from Awkuzu removed both bodies and deposited then at an undisclosed morgue.

The Police Public Relation Officer (PPRO), DSP Uche Ezeh while reacting to the incident said investigations were ongoing to ascertain the veracity of the case but confirmed the incident while charting with Daily Independent Metro.

Source: www.dailyindependentnig.com/2015/06/lovers-found-dead-using-sex-enhancing-drug/

hmmmmmM. Y usin enhancemnt drugs wen GOD has gven man d strength already. HmmmmM! D kind kobuoko wey devil go take flog una 2 eheh, he don already put am nside mod already day wait una 2.

lalasticlala:
https://instagram.com/p/3yMymmOw34/

rememba d pple dat 2ok u there oooh. Or else wat happen 2 dat man frm otueke wil happen 2 yu ooh.

PassingShot:
What Critics Say
1. Excessive Traveling Abroad: Firstly, this is laughable given that these same set of people wanted us to believe that PMB is not strong enough to undertake the stress of traveling around the world that is associated with being a president. They used it as a campaign strategy to no success and now that the president is demonstrating that he is agile and as fit as a fiddle, they criticize him.

That aside, I cannot see any of the president’s trips that has not been worth the stress. His first two trips were meant to coordinate and reach a working agreement with our neighbors (Niger and Chad) on how to crush BH. Then the G7 which I have explained it’s importance and the next is the AU Summit which no reasonable person should have a problem with. If anyone is interested in what purpose the AU serves, Google is available please.

2. Appointments of Key Personnel: I used to be uncomfortable with this situation but after deep thinking, I have come to realize that there may be good reasons for the slow pace.
First, let’s note that ministers may not necessarily be appointed now since the NASS that will approve same will be on recess till end of this month or sometime in July.

Let’s take the SGF and COS positions for example. These two positions are very important not only to the president but to the nation. But does the fact that no one has been announced for each of these positions mean that no one is performing their respective functions?

Let’s look at the Service Chiefs too. Many expected that one of the first actions the president would take was the sacking of these guys given what we know of their performance and Nigeria’s working. However after deep thinking, I have come with possible reasons why the president has not sacked them.

I) Sacking them immediately will mean appointing new Chiefs who will have the challenge of ending the insurgency within few months that the president promised. We must understand that new Chiefs will require time (at least many weeks) to study and understand their hand over notes from the sacked Chiefs. The president may not be prepared to lose such valuable time.

II) Not sacking them may be a deliberate way by the president to “punish” the Service Chiefs by making the do the real work for which they have become rich. The president will be right to make them do the dirty work for which they have been made millionaires and as such should all go to Maiduguiri away from the luxurious living in Abuja.

III) PMB may have understood that what these Chiefs and the NA actually lacked under GEJ was the right leadership which he is ready to provide. As such, he may decide to keep them to achieve the much-craved results that could not be achieved under GEJ. If he does that, he will have proved at the end of the day that ability determines result more than type of available tools. After all, two people given the same resources will not necessarily achieve the same results.

SUMMARY: President Muhammadu Buhari has proved to be a man who is methodical and having the ability to achieve results. He doesn’t come across as a man who makes unnecessary noise about what he does or intends to do. As a true breed General of the NA, action should speak louder than words and that is what he is doing.

It is equally of importance to note that GEJ and his administration deliberately delayed handing over of their stewardship to frustrate smooth take-off envisaged by PMB; hence the handing over of their note on May 28th instead of the earlier proposed May 14th. That act surely denied PMB and his team a whole two weeks that should have been used in studying their notes. Notwithstanding, I am still confident that PMB will put doubters and haters to shame and make Nigeria proud once again.

I av d faith dat nigeria wil b a great country and I wil av job soon AMEN.

MEGGATRON:
http://saharareporters.com/2015/06/11/former-gov-babangida-aliyu-asked-refund-n3bn-he-allegedly-looted-niger-state-treasury

so....dat bastard nu stil work abi? He shud go n return d money oooh, or else.......

RaDaZaBaNa:
She shared the picture on her instagram page

https://instagram.com/p/3x6H2Cr4fG/

am n love wit her.

DONLEKAN:
The Revenue Mobilisation Allocation and Fiscal Commission has set in motion the process for the downward review of the existing salaries and allowances of political, public and judicial office holders in the country.

Chairman of the organisation, Mr. Elias Mbam, on Wednesday inaugurated the committee charged with the responsibility of reviewing the Remuneration Act 2008.

The Remuneration Act of 2008 prescribes the salaries and allowances for political, public and judicial office holders.

Mbam urged the committee to be conscious of the prevailing economic situation and the need to reduce cost of governance so as to free more funds for development, according to a statement made available to our correspondent by Head of Public Relations of RMAFC, Mr. Ibrahim Mohammed.

He also explained that the commission was constitutionally empowered to undertake the review of the remuneration packages as might be required from time to time so as to reflect current economic realities; advise federal and state governments on monetisation policies; and generate cost of living indices for revision of allowances among others.

Mbam charged the committee to undertake wide consultations with all critical stakeholders including all arms of government of the federation, the national and state assemblies, state and local governments, professional economic bodies, the organised labour, the academia, the media and the Nigerian public in general so as to enrich the process.

He reminded the committee members of the need to ensure that the review effectively minimised wastages and abuses and ensured prudent management of resources as well.

The committee is expected to holistically review the existing Remuneration Act; identify areas of wastages and abuse, examine the implementation of the monetisation policy by Ministries, Departments and Agencies and advise on appropriate remuneration for political, public and judicial officers commensurate with the work they do, Mohammed said.

Mbam stressed that the exercise, which is expected to reduce cost of governance, was line with the current realities where the economy was characterised by inflation and downturn in international oil prices among others.

He said the work was envisaged to be completed before the end of September.

In his remarks after the inauguration, Chairman of the Remuneration Committee of the commission, Mr. Abdullahi Inde, assured the chairman that the committee would do a thorough job of the task assigned to it.

He called on Nigerians to show support and pray for the committee.

http://www.punchng.com/news/fg-sets-up-panel-to-slash-politicians-others-salaries/

it must work out oooh. I even want dem 2 b receivin our 18000 minimium wage slf.

Akorede612:
Time for a spelling bee! Let's
see how well you do. If you realize you actually
misspell all the 20 English words below, don't
sweat it too much, you are in good company.
Ernest Hemingway, Winston Churchill, Jane Austen
and John Keats were all notoriously terrible
spellers!

1. Wrong: Embarass
Correct: Embarrass

2. Wrong: Writting
Correct: Writing

3. Wrong: Accomodate
Correct: Accommodate

4. Wrong: Seperate
Correct: Separate

5. Wrong: Alot
Correct: A lot

6. Wrong: Truely
Correct: Truly

7. Wrong: Tommorow/ Tommorrow
Correct: Tomorrow

8. Wrong: Definately
Correct: Definitely

9. Wrong: Mispell
Correct: Misspell

10. Wrong: Alright(this may be allowed)
Correct: All right

11. Wrong: Maintainance
Correct: Maintenance

12. Wrong: Recieve
Correct: Receive

13. Wrong: Occassion/ Occassion/
Correct: Occasion

14. Wrong: Occurence
Correct: Occurrence

15. Wrong: Momento
Correct: Memento

16. Wrong: Priviledge
Correct: Privilege

17. Wrong: Miniscule
Correct: minuscule

18. Wrong: Neccessary
Correct: Necessary

19. Wrong: Pronounciation
Correct: Pronunciation

20. Wrong: Wierd
Correct: Weird.

The good thing about the smart phones we have
now is that they all come with dictionaries pre-
installed, if you are not sure of a spelling, simply
type it out on your phone and let it correct it for
you!

And please, don't get too attached to chating abbreviations because you may unconsciously use them when writing an examination or formal write-up.

Feel free to share your views and add yours!

gud 1 there. Wrong=fuvk







Correct=fuc.k

stanleychimezie:
http://www.today.ng/politics/i-wont-recognize-bukola-saraki-as-senate-president-unless-tinubu/

y tief-nubu complaining now?

youngalex:
Its gradually becoming obvious that PMB will always keep Fashola by his side, his intelligence, vast experience and administrative sagacity will be effectively utilized in this government, though his Godfather is not too comfortable with that....guess he doesn't have any option....PARTY OR NO PARTY I WILL VOTE FASHOLA FOR PRESIDENT ANY TIME ANY DAY


scroll down to see more pix

gud 1 there.

Aminat508:
The Senate President DR BUKOLA SARAKI and his very dear wife TOYIN...




http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-290514337/delemomoduovation/photos/ig-1004272392551516994_290514337

money don cum now, y dem nu go laff. Him wife remind me of our EDO LANGUAGE TEACHA dat year 4 primary sch

lalasticlala:
http://pulse.ng/gist/juju-trade-nigerian-prostitutes-trafficking-ring-smashed-by-spanish-police-id3849925.html

na wa ooh, d way @ wich nigerian's Rr so despirate 4 money. May GOD hlp us ooh. Nobody want learn hand work or trade 4wia. Hw being she suced now, she wil strt itemediatein oda girls wit flashy car. And d europe police wil depot her bck 2 9ja soon. God pls we need ur hlp n nigeria.

handsomeclouds:
DETERMINED to get back government property looted from the Government House in Port Harcourt, security operatives on Monday evening recovered 10 vehicles allegedly stolen by officials of the immediate past administration in the state.

The vehicles were recovered from two locations identified as Rumuokparali and Trans-Amadi in Obio/Akpor Local Government Area of the state.

A statement from Government House identified the recovered vehicles as one Coaster bus, two Nissan Urvan buses, two Higer vehicles, one Land Cruiser, one Toyota Hilux Pick-up, one Peugeot 607 Saloon car and two Peugeot 406 cars.

It was learnt that security operatives who conducted the operation were accompanied to the locations by some Government House employees.

The Rivers State Governor, Chief Nyesom Wike, had, on assumption of duty, alleged massive looting of government property and facilities by the immediate past administration.

Wike had also taken leading Rivers State stakeholders on a tour of the Government House to see the points where facilities in Government House were either looted or vandalised.

The governor had, however, vowed that all stolen government property would be recovered while those found to have engaged in the criminal act would be made to face the wrath of the law.

A statement from Government House revealed that security operatives had begun the interrogation of those found at the locations where the stolen vehicles were recovered.

Government House in Port Harcourt says the property recovery process will be a continuous process.

Speaking on the development, the state Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Ahmad Mohammad, told Southern City News on Tuesday that the command was able to recover the vehicles based on information that the stolen items were seen in unauthorised places.

“Acting on information that some suspected vehicles belonging to the Rivers State Government were seen parked in unauthorised yards, the command recovered three Coaster buses, two 306 Peugeot, two Hummer buses and one 306 Peugeot,” Mohammad said.

He, however, pointed out that investigation was still ongoing with a view to recovering more of the stolen vehicles and property removed without authorisation from the Government House

http://www.punchng.com/news/police-recover-10-stolen-rivers-govt-vehicles/

hmmmmmM. Jst river state? wat abt orda state n nigeria?

elijah24:
I've been dating her for six years. 3 years ago i found out she was seeing someone else, but when i asked her she said she was going to stop seeing the guy immediately but till date she still goes to see the guy, sometimes even in the guy's school.

I am in my final year while she is in her 3rd year. The other guy is in his OND1.

i feel betrayed and wanna end the relationship but all her friends are begging me to give her time to put an end to the affair with the guy. She also begged me to pardon her that she will end it. My problem is i can't share my girl with someone else especially in this era of STDs and even HIV. I love her and anytime i ask her to stay away from me i fall sick after a day or two. Please guys and babes, i need sincere and genuine advice. I don't wanna act and regret later.

I am confused that's why i brought it to the house for good advice. Please pals help a bro that is helpless now

play game.

bobonicez:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/ndlea-arrests-lebanese-man-for-hiding-cocaine-in-boxers/211547/

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nairalandist:
Our house is just a few plots from the Igando-Abaranje footbridge somewhere around Foursquare Gospel Church. We have been experiencing continual flooding due to the tiny size of the canal. The single canal here serves as exit for waters coming from Bakare in Ikotun LCDA, Abaranje and Igando and the size of the canal is just a little bit more than a gutter. Even the Foursquare Gospel Church in the next street is flooded but the water won't allow me go out to take much pictures. . . This happened just this morning.

Whenever there's heavy rainfall, the canal gets full and the water finds its way through to the streets.

I have sent emails and letters to the Lagos State Ministry of Environment, but there has been no response. Our gutters here are not the issue and nobody here dumps refuse in the drainage because I know that'd be the first question.

We urge the Lagos State Government under Gov. Akiwunmi Ambode to come to our aid and construct the canal once and for all.

na everywia ooh. Cum 2 sum part of edo state, sum landlord Rr now tenant n sum area.

poiZon:
.*nah, am eyen akwaIBOM!
IN english it means GREAT STATE!

u jst focus on eye eye nsures. I guess u like tinubu eye's alott.

victorels:
www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/why-we-are-supporting-buhari-g7/

buhari till d river @ otueke get dried off.

poiZon:
-i will remind u guys when remi oponu eye tinubu is seen in d 9th senate. lest ii forget hw does she utiliize her constituency allawee
HYPOCRITE!
frst pull out d log in ur eyes so u can see clearly to pull out d one in ur brovahs eyes...... JESUS CHRIST

lolz. Rr u 4rm benure?

SleekyP:

Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/184721-jonathans-men-returning-stolen-money-el-rufai.html

thieves full dis country sha, na wa ooh. Who go develop dis country now wit@ coruption? HmmmmmmM.

horizonhotspot:
Comedic actor, Hafiz Saka Oyetoro recently shared a photo of himself and his wife longside a funny caption. He shared the photo and wrote…

‘See o. Since she got married to me her life has refused to remain the same. She is now taller and fatter.’

Source: http://entnewstoday..com/2015/06/shes-so-young-saka-shares-photo-of-his.html

wow dats gud.

Lasgidy1:
That man ehn... Greedy old thief. I pity Benue for always voting him in power despite the way he always neglect dem

u spoke my mind bro. I guess they av butch of illiterate's fellows there dat don't kw their left n ryte. Anibody dat quote 2 us wrong is a. Bloody bastard.

olu4life:
While other Senators are being sworn-in in batches,immediate past Senate President, David Mark was solely sworn in as a mark of respect.

Source: https://twitter.com/nassnigeria/status/608229919504666624

Cc Lalasticlala Ikenna351 OAM4J Afam4eva

david mark don chop money well well sha.

dotta:
Desmond Elliot pictured being driven to his inauguration at the Lagos House of Assembly yesterday. What kind of car is that?

http://www.pijangonews.com/2015/06/see-car-that-took-desmond-elliot-to-his.html

4 him mind ooh. He day form boss. Make he nu go deliva well 1st, he go cum bck home jst as GEJ did.

M4gunners:
American citizen will also be the first to report any crime to police without hesitation.

yea u Rr corct my frnd. They do dat bcus their police rr reasonable and well behaveed n also handle nsures vry well. Shey u get?

M4gunners:
Well said bro.We are the most corrupt not the police. If not for the Torture She would've told them about one Baba Beji.Why should we protect criminals and cry everyday of corruption? She deserve the Torture at least she will learn from it.

wat Rr yu guys sayn slf? is dat d reason y nigeria corrupt police shud striiped her unclad? @least there rr oda better ways 2 handle nsures like dis ryte. An amerika police can't do dat 2 her citizen nava. Nigeria police wit their fish brain *mtcheeeeeeeee*