₦airaland Forum

misspresident:
my answer is NO!

No tanks, am full.

saduman:
Allow me to introduce to you Kofar kabuga underpass just been finished right before the swearing-in of the new Government. Kwankwaso is just more than a leader!

if we av dis kind of beautiful design all ova nigeria. Dis country wil b a better place 2 stay. APC is workn. PDP is busy tinkn of d country wia he or she wil take our currecy 2.

klem93:
This is Isa Zubo the man who trekked 200km from Jama'are to Bauchi admist scotching heat to congratulate Governor elect Bar. M.A Abubakar of Bauchi State and the APC victory nation wide,but found nobody to welcome him despite informing the APC chairman jama'are before starting. http://www.maxgist.com/2015/05/photos-man-trekked-from-jamaare-to.html

hahahahahahha. Na die u day so ooh. Oya since nobody 2 welkum u now, y can't yu jst trek back. Doh.

Aminat508:
Lola Shoneyin wrote:




https://twitter.com/lolashoneyin/status/602826255495524352

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dre11:
no be small thing

asking the guy to do the marriage rite now leads to her death

d man is reali reali sick. He has comit murda... So he shud face d music.

googlepikin:
shut up, every time warri warri, una be hyena??

yu even get common sense @ all? If u don't av, go format ur brain n nstall new brain nside. *SMH*

dainformant:
The military must always be different. While Nigerians trooped into a petrol station in Lagos with gallons/kegs in search of fuel, Nigerian soldiers rolled in 'Gangnam style' -carrying big DRUMS to purchase the scarce commodity. The soldiers were seen at the Ojodu Berger outlet of Capital Oil, intimidating those that stood in their way.

Meanwhile, two Lagosians were unfortunate after they provoked some soldiers in one of the fuel stations in the state. The soldiers who had been frustrated due to the fuel scarcity took out their anger on the two -as they engaged them in a punishment there and then (laying under the sun for hours).

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/05/photos-when-nigerian-soldiers-troop-in.html

na ogun n thurder go fire dos soldier's I swear. Evribody is goin 2ru hardship bcus of fuel still dos unscrupolus soldiers don't even av d common sense 2 do tins ryte. Make thurder fire dem once again.

dre11:
http://leadership.ng/news/436010/murder-man-kills-girlfriend-over-baby-in-onitsha


Picture by Lailablog
http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/onitsha-man-shoots-dead-gf-after-her.html?m=1

na wa ooh.

shachris03:
Coordinating Minister for the Economy and Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, has said managing the Nigerian economy under the present administration might not be perfect but the government made good efforts to improve the lives of Nigerians. She spoke in Abuja, Sunday night, at a reception organised in her honour by Ndi-Igbo Youth Organisation in partnership with Voice of All Arewa Youth, in Abuja.
*Finance Minister, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala

https://cdn2.vanguardngr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/300x182xOkonjo-Iweala3-300x182.jpg.pagespeed.ic.JWXyJ64ozF.jpg
*Finance Minister, Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala

The minister, who also received a certificate for meritorious service, said she will never regret serving the country under President Goodluck Jonathan despite the criticisms and attacks she has been receiving because, the lives of Nigerians, especially youths and women improved significantly under the Jonathan administration.

According to Dr. Okonjo-Iweala, “the youths have been at the centre of the work done by this administration and these are facts on the ground. You cannot change facts but you can try to twist them and at the end of the day facts will come out. You cannot re-write history, and wake up and say these are things we have done or have not done. A lot of things have been accomplished to transform this economy.

“Is it 100 percent? No, and are we to do more? The answer is yes. Have we done everything perfectly? The answer is no and no one is ever perfect. But have we made very good effort to do? and the answer is a resounding yes. “The support for the various sectors that created jobs that needs to continue and programmes like YouWin, they need to continue and those that are not good by all means you can do away with them or make them better. “No one is perfect but let us build on what is there in order not to lose time on this economy.

Advises youths

“For the youths, don’t allow anyone to re-write history, don’t let anyone change the story because what has been done has been done well and let others who are coming in build on this. When they see they are good let them pick them up and build on them.” The minister noted that based on statistics from the National Bureau of Statistics, the nation needed to create about 1.8 million jobs each year and that the administration put in place, various programmes towards achieving that goal.

Her words: “The first thing we did to encourage young entrepreneurs was to introduce YouWin and we made a target of about 80,000 jobs both direct and indirect. This was an idea I got when I was at World Bank. “As of today, 3, 900 people have benefited from grants of between N1 million and N10 million, and they got it and they did not know anybody. We also gave grant to 1,200 women because women are good entrepreneurs. Today, 22,000 direct jobs have been created and also 88,000 indirect jobs.

“This is one of the programmes I hope the incoming administration will continue because it is a laudable programme and I think is something that will stay a little bit more. We were also able to place 32,000 youths under the Graduate Internship Scheme.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/okonjo-iweala/
https://i57.tinypic.com/2nv6kon.jpg

y wudt u njoy goodluck adminsitration, wen u pple has sucided criipled our economy. As 4 me yu av failed nigerian's ngozi. Wit yur witchcraft hair tie ur pple sucided n rullin dis country wia outght nt 2 b, 20 billion dollas is missing yet nobody complained abt it. I head yu av own share frm Abacha loot bt u didn't say dat 2 nigerian's. Well I reserv sum comnt 4 now bcus it's an opportunity u I.d.I.o.tic pple av. Ngozi and madueke shud b probe

MuguliciousMUGU:
She is actually saying the truth, to run the nigerian economy is not easy, the pressures are too much.

2.9 trillion is missing, they will blame okonjo iweala

No fuel, they will blame okonjo iweala

no work, they will say okonjo iweala has come

the weather is cold, they will say okonjo iweala has removed the subsidy of the weather

even garri, o my garri101, since the price of garri has increased, they are still blaming okonjo iweala for it.

Infact, the trouble is too much, even the next minister to come will still suffer the same fate, it is not a behaviour, it is a tradition.

go n sleep joor, wen u wake up read ur garri101 vry well. A minister who has crubled nigeria economy. Well I reserv my comnt 4 her nt yu.

lolaxavier:
THE Rivers State Governor-elect, Chief Nyesom Wike, has indicated his readiness to probe the Rotimi Amaechi administration after being sworn in as the chief executive of the state.

Wike, who gave this hint while receiving the interim report of the Transition Committee in Port Harcourt on Monday, declared that his administration would carry out a forensic audit of all government accounts.

He explained that the measure would enable him to recover funds that might have allegedly been stolen by top officials of the outgoing administration in the state.

Wike specifically said that those who participated in the use of N4.5bn to conduct a local government election by the Rivers State Independent Electoral Commission, even when the court had stopped the exercise, would be made to account for their actions.

The governor-elect maintained that RSIEC embarked on an illegal local government election despite the court’s position on the matter.

Explaining that the days of impunity and corruption were over, Wike noted that Rivers would be a test case in the fight against corruption.

He added that his administration would adopt a comprehensive approach in fighting corrupt elements in the outgoing administration in order to entrench fiscal discipline in the state.

“I am not going to be intimidated. The only way we can work together is to check the ills of the past. The right thing must be done. Those who have stolen the resources of the state must be made to account for them.

“I have the political will to drive the process to its logical conclusion. The massive stealing of government resources was a deliberate attempt to create problems for the incoming administration,” Wike said.

The governor-elect declared that all backdated appointments and certificates of occupancy being hurriedly issued by outgoing governor would be set aside.

“All the top officials of Amaechi administration who have refused to cooperate in the interest of Rivers State during the transition period will soon cooperate whether they like it or not.

“Those who have closed the courts will be the same persons rushing to the courts when we open the courts,” Wike further declared.

Earlier, the Chairman of the Transition Committee and state Deputy Governor, Mr. Tele Ikuru, had recommended that the new administration should carry out forensic audit of all accounts in view of an alleged looting by officials of the outgoing administration.

Ikuru pointed out that Amaechi and top officials of his (Amaechi) administration refused to cooperate with the committee for a smooth transition.

The deputy governor urged the governor-elect to work towards restoring basic services in the state.

Reacting, the Chief of Staff, Government House, Port Harcourt, Chief Tony Okocha, told our correspondent that Amaechi was not afraid of probe and added that the governor had been transparent and sincere in governing the state.

Okocha argued that there was nothing wrong in probing any administration, but stated that the exercise would only becoming a vice should it (probe) be done with mischief in mind.

“No government that is transparent and sincere like that of Amaechi will be afraid of probe. It (probe) is good to do except if it is originally intended to be a witch-hunt,” Amaechi aide said.

On Wike’s claim that N4.5bn was used to conduct the council election, Okocha disagreed with the governor-elect, saying, “He (Wike) should also understand that he who lives in a glass house should not throw stones.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/ill-probe-amaechi-says-wike/

body day catch dis wike well well ooh.

lalasticlala:
http://citypeople.com.ng/i/how-diezanis-husband-worked-with-buhari/

so..... Hw wil dis post bring more fuel 2 nigeria #mitcheeeeewwwwwww#

GOATandYAMtheory:
Officials of the Nigerian Army on Monday took over the Ojodu Berger outlet of Capital Oil, buying petroleum products in drums, after scaring away thousands of consumers.

The armed personnel came in the guise of maintaining peace and order, but they soon abandoned their primary responsibility for fuel racket. They shoved, maltreated and sent away those who were on queue to be attended to, thereby gaining access to have their drums loaded with fuel.

As of press time, the unregistered white Isuzu truck they use for the ‘deal’ had visited the filling station for the fourth time.

The fourth truck was being loaded as of 8:50pm.

The vehicle, on each visit, left with at least 14 drums and dozens of gallons filled with fuel.

The helpless consumers, some of who slept at the filling station, suspected the soldiers were feeding the growing Lagos black market with the product.

The military officials who were fully dressed had taken over the only two pumps that dispensed the Premium Motor Spirit.

Those who protested the act were beaten and given scares on their bodies.

Meanwhile, consumers, who had spent the entire Monday at the filling station without getting the product to buy, had described the announcement by Ifeanyi Uba as a publicity stunt.

By 9pm on Monday, not more than a hundred cars left the station with fuel.

Besides the military, officials of the Nigeria Police Force and black market dealers took over the show while thousands of motorists who had crowded the place since 5am were abandoned.

http://www.punchng.com/news/soldiers-take-over-capital-oil-load-drums-with-fuel/

greed wit shamful art army mitcheeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww. Thurder fire most nigeria leaders

lalasticlala:
We earlier reported about the Thousands of Foreign Currency Found on Dead Terrorist Commander Suspected to be a Foreigner https://www.nairaland.com/2336041/soldiers-kill-boko-haram-commander

Here are pictures from the raid..


https://mobile.twitter.com/HQNigerianArmy/status/602827452109496320

so.... Who Rr d owner's of d currency?

orubebe1:
I nEed a solar charger for this yeye bb wey I de use

u need a solar. My guy jst gada firewood wit fire on it and place yur BB I guess it wil charge 2 100% @ once

Pope22:
For those who have nothing reasonable to comment, that's my generator and that's my apartment in the picture..everybdy is nt as poor as you.

bamasana. Well I like yu sha. Bt as 4 me I don't do show off. Keep doin d gud work. Jst dat reason 4 fuel scarcity is bcus we don't av focus leaders.

lalasticlala:
FUEL HAWKERS LOOKING FOR BUYERS CENTRAL AREA GARKI IN ABUJA ON MONDAY


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/photo-fuel-hawkers-look-for-buyers/

wat do yu xpct frm a leader's n a country like nigeria dat dos nt know their left n right.

Pope22:
It seems am the only person who is using generator under this fuel scarcity in my area now because the way people bring their phones to my apartment now is getting out of hand despite the fact that I extend the light to all my neigbours. Normally, whenever there is no light in my area, people usually come to my apartment to charge their phones but this time around, I can't see space in my apartment as the number of people trooping in to charge their phones is becoming alarming. I now check my door every minute to accept phone and plug and its really becoming tiring. If this fuel scarcity continues like this for few days more, I guess I shuld employ an assistance to help out because as am typing this, more people are coming. The photo is just one section out of 3 sections in my apartment where I plug people's phones.

Its really unfortunate that I have no other option than to be doing that.

I even tink say na better fone's day there sef I guess d most xpensive fone there now is not even up to 5800 mtcheeeeeeeewwwww. Guy go n put off dat ur I better pass my neigbors generator b4 d 1 ltre fuel 5nish frm nside



























Mayb chico generator.

callistus124:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-GfN_OLXCCe0/VWLTTR4UOWI/AAAAAAAAFwM/qCZngi4uY70/s1600/kcee%2Band%2Bbabes.jpg[/img]
LOL!!
When have men's body become so attractive that women now long for them?
Or, is it the money?
Kcee, the limpopo master was spotted on stage in his recent perfomance been rubbed by ladies.
He even allowed them touch his backside!!
Wonders shall never end!!!
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fish brain's ladies.

PDPwayoo:
is not just our leaders, sometimes is WE. is it our leaders that voted Kashamu? is that woman caught on video in Delta state thumb printing ballot paper our leader?
IF FOLLOWERS DONT STOP SINGING PRAISES TO LEADERS AND STOP GIVING AWARD TO FAILED LEADERS LIKE AYO ORITSHEJAFOR (CAN) . THINGS WILL NEVER GO RIGHT.

yea. U Rr ryte my dear. Bt if I may ask who Rr d follower's. Most of d followers eat frm dem.

Ontarget:
These are pictures of what foreigners think about the fuel crisis. While Igbos and Yorubas and here fighting and claiming foolish tribal superiority, the average foreigner doesn't even know your tribe exist. You are all still under the category of an incapable, corrupt and dumb African.

nigeria is a peacful country. Bt our major problm here is d LEADER's. Most of d leader's rr originated frm devil's.

DahtzFestjayz:
Interesting *modified* Do you have Cancer of the brain?

sharap!!!

gateleo:
The Rivers State Governor, Mr. Rotimi Amaechi, on Sunday said his disagreement with President Goodluck Jonathan was fueled in part by the President’s wife, Dame Patience Jonathan.

He said this after the premiere of a documentary on Amaechi years at the Silver Bird Galleria, Abuja.

According to him, the President and the ruling Peoples Democratic Party would have taken him to the cleaners, if they had anything incriminating against him.

Amaechi said, “We had a disagreement in principle between me and the President. Have you seen a country where the Commissioner of Police is reporting to the wife of the President? It’s in Rivers State.

“Have you seen a country where the Brigade Commander or the Navy Commander or Air Force Commander is reporting to the wife of the President? It’s in Rivers State.”

He explained that he was convinced that such conduct would not help in the development of any nation, saying he took a stand against it.

Amaechi stressed that Nigeria must never again go back to such dark days, stressing that public officers should learn to lead by the rule so as to avoid abuse of office by their spouses.

He pointed out that it was the husband of Mrs. Jonathan, who was elected.

The governor revealed that in his own case, he ensured that his wife knew her limits and he always told her she had no right to call any of his commissioners for anything, because the people voted him into office as governor, not her.

Amaechi challenged anyone, who had doubts about his performance in office, to go to Rivers State and see for himself or herself.

He also said all he did in the state were not for self-glorification but to bequeath a legacy for successive administrations in the state to sustain.

The governor added that 90 per cent of the people, who worked with him, betrayed him.

He further showcased his achievements, spanning all sectors of the state, wondering why the Federal Government was desperate about casting his administration in bad light even when he spent N105bn doing federal roads.

Amaechi pointed out that he kept a proper account of his stewardship and the books were open for all to see.

This, he said, gave him the courage to sustain the struggle, expressing joy that history would vindicate him in the end.

In the documentary, which featured some of his projects in the areas of security, works, agriculture, works, education, transportation, health and social development, Amaechi said the documentary left out some projects he would love to see documented.

Senator Magnus Abbe, who also featured in the documentary, explained how Amaechi pioneered the amnesty programmes through which unparalleled insecurity in the state was drastically reduced.

http://www.punchng.com/news/patience-jonathan-fuelled-my-conflict-with-president-pdp-amaechi/

Amaechi has done well 4 river state abeg.

lalasticlala:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/183620-inauguration-jonathan-osinbajo-worship-together.html



Photo credit: Reuben Abati




https://mobile.twitter.com/abati1990/status/602557339279982592

is dat d reason 4 fuel scarcity n NEPA failure

princepee:
Eko oni baje oo

let me go n price flyboat.

crixlight2:
Where are the village boy like me... gone are the days

Once be a champion in our street
Like if you play this very well

I love d game way back. We don't even av our lunch bcus of dis game

Asuokaa:
A mass grave near the Abattoir in Gwoza Borno State the 8th of April 2015. In hasn t be determined when were those people killed or in which circumstances. They were presented to the media as victims of Boko Haram.


http://archive.noorimages.com/webgate/preview.php?SECTION=SERIESRESULT&IMGID=00058439


cc:lalasticlala

moreless a war film.

lalasticlala:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/05/19/job-seeker-who-forged-okonjo-iwealas-signature-sent-to-prison/

see wetn joblessness cost.

lalasticlala:
Chairman Governors Forum, Abdul Azzez Yari(left) Niger State Governor, Aliyu Babangida and Edo State Governor Adams Oshiomole during the reconciliation meeting in Abuja on Tuesday



http://thenationonlineng.net/new/photos-nigerian-governors-meet-in-abuja/

if I may ask wat led 2 their fight? oshiomole is smilin bcus he got new wife

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

GOD is wondaful 4 gvin u dat kind of woman. Oya continue @least sperm's nu day 5nish 4rm brukus jst like an ocean dat nava run dry. HML dude

Aminat508:
bro pls check my signature is tomorrow.

lolz. Y nt 2day boss?