₦airaland Forum

D1ck:
This happened this morning at Wuye bridge in
Abuja. The bridge is before Berger Roundabout
coming from Area 1. The car, with two
occupants flew over the bridge and landed
beneath it. Thankfully, the passengers survived
but one broke his leg. Another photo after the
cut..


Cc. lalasticlala Ishilove

ummmmmM! Tank GOD 4 his protection. I pray 4 dem quick recovery.

lalasticlala:
INEC Chairman, Professor Jega continues with the announcement of the 2015 Presidential election results by 10am today.

Tune to Channels TV, NTA, or your favorite TV/radio station to watch the continuation of Jega's announcement of the 2015 election results.

Previous threads for the result announcement:

Part 1: https://www.nairaland.com/2226846/jega-live-nta-inec-stage

Part 2: https://www.nairaland.com/2227364/jega-announce-presidential-election-results

Part 3: https://www.nairaland.com/2227585/jega-announce-presidential-election-results

Meanwhile, APC is leading with 8,520,436 votes while PDP has 6,488,210 votes from the results announced so far.

So let's see how it goes today...

we Rr movin 4ward gradually. Dis country nigeria must b great Amen. We say no 2 darkness, we say no 2 violence, we say no 2 unemploymnt, we say no 2 corruption n stealin. Our economy must b better. Pack ur properties Ngozi and GEJ. All hay APC. APC!!!

Islie:
http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/teenager-kills-boyfriend-for-attempted-rape/

girls, I don't know d kind of word I wil use 2 classify most of dm, yu Rr collct gift frm a guy u know yu wil nt gv him ur puss.y, y? Pls!!! Nigeria gals stp collctn gift or money frm a man u know u wil nt allow him 2 fuvk yu ooh.

dridowu:
A commercial motorcyclist, Raphael (surname withheld), yesterday, allegedly beat his wife, Bose, to a pulp over disagreement on the outcome of the Presidential and National Assembly elections.
A source told the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) that the couple, who live in Igangu area of Omu-Aran in Irepodun Local Government area of Kwara State are members of different political parties.
According to reports, the result of the elections, which was widely believed to favour a particular party in the area, was said to have created frosty relationship between the husband and wife.
Trouble started between the couple when Bose, in the course of celebrating her party’s victory in the House of Representatives and the Senatorial elections in the area, made unpleasant gestures toward Abiodun.
This was said to have angered Abiodun, who immediately pounced on Bose and inflicted injuries on her.
It took the intervention of neighbours and some commercial motorcyclists in the area to save the situation from degenerating further.
An eyewitness, Sikiru Adewale, a commercial motorcyclist, told NAN that Abiodun accused his wife of not being sympathetic to the failure of his party.
Adewale said Abiodun was not happy with Bose’s attitude because she was always the major beneficiary of his party’s numerous largesse to the family.
“I think the husband was not happy with the way his wife reacted to the outcome of the election results in the area, even when she has benefited immensely from her husband’s party’s largesse.’’ (NAN)

http://sunnewsonline.com/new/?p=112031

d man must b suportn PDP, bcus thse Rr parties full of failure's and d woman dos nt want 2 mingo wit failure's party called PDP. I wish her quick recovery soonn. Sai-buhari 4 president soon.

Rapmoney:
I was strolling along Okere Road in Warri-South LGA yesterday evening when I saw this funny advert for a wife!

It got me thinking if this is now the new way bachelors look for wives in the Oil City Our society is turning into something else

make sense wella.

olola4:
It happened last Thursday when my brother-in-law came back from school because of the election. I was outside the house doing some stuff when I heard my wife and her brother arguing over a political matter.

After i finished with what I was doing I went inside the house to join in the discussion, and to my greatest surprise I saw my wife half naked.

Immediately I left the room and she followed me not knowing why I left the room like that. I explained to her that I didn't like it. To my greatest disappointment when my wife will reply me, she just said "it's nothing".

Please to my fellow nairalanders. I want to ask is it right? Because since that time I have been confused.

ummmMmmmM! Na wa ooh. Dis election don cause many wahala ooh. @least d broda shud mature enuF 2 xcuse her now.

lalasticlala:
http://www.channelstv.com/2015/03/30/military-recovers-smart-card-reader-from-boko-haram-kills-3/

boko haram pls repent frm all ur evil ways.

lalasticlala:
MEMBERS OF THE APC LED BY AKWA IBOM APC GOVERNORSHIP CANDIDATE, MR UMANA OKON UMANA IN A PROTEST CALLING FOR THE CANCELLATION OF THE ELECTION IN AKWA IBOM, IN FRONT OF INEC HEADQUARTERS UYO ON MONDAY.


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/photo-governorship-candidate-protests-in-uyo/

PDP must go, I swear...

lalasticlala:
A woman was arrested, charged and convicted of assault after pouring hot water on her husband for marrying five women behind her back. Now, a court in Lugbe, sentenced 45-year-old Owolati Laide to three months in jail for pouring hot water over her husband while he was asleep.

Laide of Abuja, was convicted of one count of causing injury after provocation and was given an option to pay N5,000 fine instead of serving her jail sentence. The judge said that he was lenient because the defendant needs to take care of her six-month-old child. The judge also ordered the victim to desist from committing additional crimes.

The husband, Owolati Tajudeem, testified that Laide was angry after his second wife, who is pregnant, came to her home without consent. The man claimed that his wife knew that he is married to five other women. According to the police investigation, during the night, Laide boiled a pot of water and poured it over her sleeping husband. The husband awoke from the burns and was transported to a nearby hospital, where he was treated and released.

http://www.radar.ng/oddity/woman-pours-boiling-water-on-husband-in-his-sleep-after-learning-he-has-5-secret-wives-in-abuja/

so.... Hw wil dis able 2 snd GEJ back 2 otuoke? Stupidd... Woman.

contactmorak:
Hmm, so such anticipation everywhere! We wonder what will be going on in the minds of the likes of Gen. Buhari, Rotimi Amaechi and especially Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu? #NigeriDecides2015

www.splendormag.com/2015/03/photo-gov-fashola-glued-to-his-tv-set.html

4 me oh, PDP is mad 4 now...

talentarena:
Cynthia Morgan Puts full bob’s on display in a bid to relieve her fans from the election tension

https://instagram.com/p/02X6NKGZbD/?taken-by=cynthiamorgan1

her booby is full of stretch marks, jst dat her cloth cova d stretch mark part. Can sum 1 get me my grooudnut oil pls....

SuperSuave:
#WhatToDoBefore8pm now trending on twitter

am waitn 4 d reuit 2 b announce, so dat Gej n Pej wil pack their properties back 2 otuoke soon.

yahx:
Situation on ground

lolz. Dis is serious ooh, I pray 2 GOD 2 hlp we nigerian's on dis situation on ground...

lalasticlala:
Heavily-pregnant Tiwa Savage was on stage in London last night at the Dance Afrique concert to perform on stage. This time, she joined Flavour on stage to perform their collabo, ‘Onyi’ remix.




https://instagram.com/p/0zmXSaQh45/

y can't day vote 4 change 1st b4 goin 2 london 2 perform most of nigeria artist 2 like money slf.

lalasticlala:
1. Remo North
APC:6,164
PDP: 9,278.

2. Ewekoro
APC: 9,626
PDP: 3,227.

3. Obafemi Owode
APC: 15,207
PDP: 5,786.

4. Imeko Afon
APC: 7,657
PDP: 12,153.

5. Ijebu Ode
APC: 14,043
PDP: 8,962.

6. Sagamu,
APC: 15,761
PDP: 17,263.

Odeda
APC: 11,102
PDP: 4,456.

8. Odogbolu
APC: 11,623
PDP: 11,405

Ijebu North East
APC: 7,638
PDP: 6,163.

10. Abeokuta North
APC:21,213
PDP:5,742

11. Ogun Waterside
APC: 7,076
PDP: 8,063

12: Ado-Odo Ota
APC: 37,385
PDP: 15,252

13: Abeokuta South
APC: 35,878
PDP: 10,062

14: Ijebu East
APC: 9,109
PDP: 10,045

15: Egbado South
APC: 14,169
PDP: 10,491

16: Ijebu North
APC: 14,410
PDP: 20,500

17: Ifo
APC: 27,353
PDP: 8, 645

18: Egbado North
APC: 16,459
PDP: 13,408


http://thenationonlineng.net/new/presidential-election-results-in-ogun/

we Rr movin 4ward gradually God bless nigeria. Sai-buhari.

Sanchez01:
Tioluwani, OYO:
IREPO LG IN OYO STATE
APC 10,380
PDP 4,979
TOTAL VOTES CAST 16,460


Tioluwani, Oyo:
Afijio LG:
PDP 5,738,
APC 8,001,
ACPN 214


Leye, Oyo:
Ona Ara LGA
APC 12,291
PDP 7,175
Total votes 20,643

Ibarapa East LGA
APC 10,482
PDP 7,009
Total votes: 18,621
http://elections2015.punchng.com/live-updates/

d sign of change is here already.

Islie:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/03/28/one-shot-dead-in-benin-at-election-ground/



Cc lalasticlala

y killin 1 anoda? God pls av mercy on us ooh.

nobosaba:
THOSE INEC STAFF THAT WERE KILLED BY THE SAID BOKO HARAM IN DUKKU LGA.
An APC Hon. Member representing Dukku North at the State Assembly, the NUT State Treasurer, a Police man were among the eight people killed today by Boko Haram.

thurder go fire boko haram, wia eva they Rr holy ghost fire upon them. N JESUS NAME AMEN. R.I.P 2 dead.

lalasticlala:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/ndume-weeps-after-voting/

hmmmmmM. Na wa ooh. Change wil cum soon.

FlirtyKaren:
Not just talk, Nollywood actress Ini Edo actually stepped out today to vote the president she loves. Bravo!


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/03/photo-ini-edo-casts-her-vote.html

so.... Obama day vote hw much more ini edo. *mtcheeeewwww*

Ask4bigneyo:
Reporting Live From the stable of Former Nigerian President.
GEN. OBASANJO (aka) EBORA OWU.
PHOTO CREDIT: Agbegbin Adeniyi

baba is ready 4 change already. Sai-buhari till2024.

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APC vice presidential candidate,Professor Yemi Osibanjo and wife,Dolapo were accredited this morning at Victoria Garden City(VGC) Lagos..

[img]http://2.bp..com/-kGpjnZw_NrM/VRZxQDL6VEI/AAAAAAABt8s/218GqZAO5O0/s1600/CBLFDGpXEAAmUML.jpg[/img]

Source http://breaking9janews..com/2015/03/nigeriadecides-profosibanjo-wife.html

Add Us On BBM 2B523D25 [/quote]we Rr there already. Sai-baba til 2024.

Ishilove:
http://leadership.ng/news/420720/mysterious-suicide-rocks-community-in-delta

dis Rr d sum of d problm u see n hear wen u go clos 2 PDP suporter's. I wonder y most married women n nigeria gvin their hubby diff problm. God av mercy on us all. Mean while chnge we need in dis country ryte now. Vote 4 chnge.

ochejoseph:
Despite the delay in his accreditation, President Goodluck Jonathan still defended the use of the card reader insisting that as a new voting system hitches are to be expected.

Speaking after he did his accreditation, after a more than 30 minute delay, Jonathan said he was pleading with Nigerians to be patient with INEC and ensure that the nation carries out a free and fair election.

“What is important is that the whole world accepts that Nigeria carries out a free and fair election. Voters should be patient, if I can so should other Nigerians.”

He stressed that Nigerians should not instigate crisis anywhere and ensure that the process is carried out peacefully,

He said the whole world was interested in the election, pointing out that he had received calls from such presidents and heads of state, like Obama, Cameron and Zuma all pleading for peaceful elections to be carried out.

http://newtelegraphonline.com/jonathan-defends-card-reader-calls-for-patience/

ummmmmmM! U see I head dat buhari acriditation went on smoothly, but GEJ own didn't. Dat means even d card reada is angri wit PDP govt. Weldon APC, channge is there already. Sai-buhari till 2024.

emusmith:
President Jonathan and his wife Patience pictured at their polling unit in Otuoke, Bayelsa state this morning. There are reports that President Jonathan is yet to be accredited following the failure of the card reader. More photos after the cut.



http://lindaikeji..com/2015/03/photos-president-jonathan-and-wife-at.html?m=1

mtcheeeeww. Buhari don do him own since.

emusmith:
No fewer than two persons were reportedly killed in the early hours of Friday when a gang of robbers raided a storey building near Ewuotubu community, in Egor Local Government Area of Edo State.

The robbers, numbering six, were said to have raid four buildings in the area, killing two persons, one of whom was said to be a policeman.

It was learnt that the armed men also made away with a vehicle belonging to one of the victims, in addition to carting away other valuable items.
Many, who were said to have sustained varying degrees of injuries in the attack, were reportedly rushed to the Time Hospital on Ekenwan road in the state capital.

Our correspondent also gathered that the gunmen later raided a pentecostal church, Salvation Givers Church International, located at 13, Onaiwu Street, Off 2nd Cemetery road, in Benin, at about 4am, a few minutes after a night prayer session.

The robbers were said to have shot sporadically, forcing the faithful back into the church, before dispossessing them of their valuable belongings.
A member of the church, who pleaded anonymity, said the robbers ordered the victims to lie down, claiming that the bandits might have raped some of the women and ladies in the process.
‎
The source said many of the church members were beaten up by the robbers when they failed to identify the pastor to surrender the proceeds of the church. The armed men, however, later made away with valuable items, including cash from the church’s safe.

Confirming the raid on the community, the Police Public Relations Officer, Joseph Edoigiawerie, said one of the robbers had been arrested.
Edoigiawerie said the command had yet to receive any report of the robbery in the church.







http://www.punchng.com/news/robbers-kill-two-raid-church-buildings-in-benin/

God av mercy. R.I.P

aboki2000:
It's not only Jim Iyke , Don Jazzy , Tiwa Savage , Davido , Ice Prince , Cossy or Tonto Dike knows how to take off Their Tops and Shirts .

Mods pls do the needful abeg ..

he don chop food so?

aboki2000:
It's not only Jim Iyke , Don Jazzy , Tiwa Savage , Davido , Ice Prince , Cossy or Tonto Dike knows how to take off Their Tops and Shirts .

Mods pls do the needful abeg ..

chest na chest. Ooh

kinibigdeal:
This picture was taken in osogbo today. Pastor osibanjo was regarded as the presidential candidate of the APC

sai-buhari 4 president..

lalasticlala:
http://www.informationng.com/2015/03/nigerians-react-to-obamas-speech-on-nigerian-elections.html

God bless nigeria n U.S.A. All roads lead's 2 change. Nigeria must move 2 a greater height AMEN.

emusmith:
Oh dear! Some people have very creative minds. Very funny sha . The shower happened this past Saturday in Ikeja

Is it just some piece of beautiful artwork or it has an hidden meaning?

dis babe go like brokus sha ooh see d way she hold am as if say nw carrot.

Omooba77:
Owerri – The All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential candidate, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, on Monday said he would ensure that the Naira was equal to the dollar in value, if voted into office.
Buhari stated this during the South-East presidential rally of the party at Dan Anyima Stadium, Owerri.

“It is sad that the value of the naira has dropped to more than N230 to one dollar; this does not speak well for the nation’s economy,’’ he said.
He urged the people to vote for APC, noting that he would ensure that corruption was tackled headlong if elected.

Earlier, Gov Rochas Okorocha had urged APC supporters to vote for the party’s candidates at all levels, noting that a vote for Buhari without support to others at the state would amount to nothing.
Okorocha said Buhari would address the problem of electricity, bring back the kidnapped Chibok girls and promote industrial growth.

He said that Buhari was loved by the people in the region and urged them to elect him and other APC candidates during the March 28 and April 11 general elections.

Former governor of Anambra, Mr Chinwoke Mbadinuju and former Minister of Education, Chinwe Obaji, were formally welcomed to the APC at the rally.

The rally was attended by APC supporters from Abia, Ebonyi, Anambra, Enugu and Imo. (NAN)


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/ill-make-naira-equal-in-value-to-dollar-says-buhari/#sthash.eALwzZ4V.dpuf

all APC candidate's has my vote already, my praya 4 dis country is dat our economy shud b stable, our naira shud av value, gud roads, stable electricity, massive employmnt so many more 2 b mention. Bcus am reali tired of dos unscrupolus govt of GEJ. We reali change n dis country. And dat change must cum.