European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Harvard13(m): 6:23pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
This international break got someone busy with his brains FPL pun filled advice
We’re a few weeks into Fantasy Premier League now, the big names aren’t quite hitting the mark yet, so it’s easy to lose faith in your team. I have some (pun-filled) thoughts and advice whilst the international break is on… Fantasy Premier League can be a KRUL game. We all recruited big expensive stars into our teams that aren’t GRABBAN as many points as we thought they would. Chelsea’s defence have looked unusually HAZARDous and Rooney has looked sluggish like he’s been eating all DEPAYs (as the chant goes). On the other hand, some players that were going for a SONG have looked CLASIE, and more still PUNCHEON above their weight. The managers near the top of the leaderboards now are the one’s who CLEVERLEY brought them in early. The season is YOUNG. Don’t get BOGDAN with these early misfires and keep HART with the team that you selected using all your WISDOM at the start. Listen, WALCOTT problems with our ORIGInal selections, but your players need to be GIVEN time to find their VORM. I know you’ve probably got TADICy transfer trigger fingers at this point, but it’s the NOBLE thing to do. Take me for example, AMAVIn a hard time trying to keep a MCCLEAN sheet over here, my defenders have been DYER and KANTE seem to get their shit together. They need to stop playing like a bunch of CISSEs, DELPH a bit deeper, CHAMAKH themselves in the face a bit and start FIRMINOp at the back. Really, HOWARD can it be. That said, if player’s continue to register a NAUGHTON the scoresheet, be SHAW to keep a CABAYE on the price drops, and don’t be BLIND sided by them - you don’t wan’t to be losing too MUTCH team value early on. For FUCHS SAKO, CECH them SON. IBE personally BENTEKE my time with transfers, but ANITA to now get the STERLING out and start WHELAN and DELANEYing before any more 0.1mils GOMISsing. ANYA probably should be doing the same as it’s going to COSTA bit more to get the best players in the LONG run. You don’t want to find yourself CROUCHing in the corner of the room raging that YOSHIDA trusted your gut and MARTIALed in that player before his value ROSE, instead of SHELVEYing your plans until next week. So who AYEW going to bring in when changes need to be made? Well, what MATAs most, and what I think is the KI, is that form and fixtures are KING in this game. Don’t just fuKINSELLA player on a whim for EVANS sake, think ‘WATMORE CAN I do to get the best from my team’? GALLOWAY from everyone for a bit, WARD off all invitations for KOMPANY, DRINKWATER, and take your time to REID the upcoming fixtures. TARGETT the right players who can get you MOORE points over the next couple of weeks. You might just have that ‘ZAHA’ moment and TAYLOR your team perfectly to produce the points RITCHIEs for an absolute CAULKER of a week, which will inevitably see you ZOUMA right up the leaderboard - making you cry with joy like you’ve won an OSCAR or a TOUREnament. This may sound CLICHY, but INGS can only get better from here if you follow this advice. Something you should always MBEMBA, every cloud has a SILVA lining. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2014/2015 by Harvard13(m): 7:46pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
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we also have people that are base in europe, indians, americans etc.
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Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Jr. Stripped Of WBO Welterweight Title by Harvard13(m): 11:38am On Jul 07, 2015 |
ideatoprince18: Good for him..... using ojoro to win....if he is so strong he should go and face our own Samuel peter or klitschisko brothers!!!!!! are u dat dumb? he fights welterweight. klitschsko nd peter are heavyweights! |
Phones › Re: Top 5 Mobile Apllications You Must Have On Your Mobile Phones by Harvard13(m): 7:57pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
just after i needed camscanner...gon get it next.
vlc for video
operamini for browsing
op you said 5 |
Education › Re: If You Schooled In Uniport, You Must Know These Men. by Harvard13(m): 7:45pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
seankay: Lol my friend dat finished from uniport told me about em. Dem craze no b here craze? to sell purewater nd zobo na craze? |
Nairaland General › Re: Is This Truely An Optical Illusion (photo) by Harvard13(m): 7:41pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
joor oh. na only face ghost dey get? where are his hands nd legs? its just effect of those knees joor |
Education › Re: Omg!!! Woman Gives Birth To Half Human Half Elephant by Harvard13(m): 7:03pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
when i thought ive seen enough? dese indians tho |
Romance › Re: Truth Or Dare by Harvard13(m): 6:48pm On Jun 30, 2015 |
calling it truth or dare wont mk pple say d truth |
Romance › Re: When And Who....guys Only by Harvard13(m): 3:03pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
stan241: Bros you want the full story chai you bad gan ehen na...househelp matter no b joke |
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Stole ‘shakiti Bobo’ Dance From Me – Upcoming Singer by Harvard13(m): 5:37pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
oya where NBC |
Romance › Re: When And Who....guys Only by Harvard13(m): 5:33pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
im still innocent. op narrate ur experience |
Romance › Re: When And Who....guys Only by Harvard13(m): 5:33pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
im still innocent |
Romance › Re: My Experience Today by Harvard13(op): 2:53pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
wenson: Op eh d person wen bewitch u dun padlock u troway d key 4 river niger i don break am...lolz |
Romance › Re: Tomfrench Wins Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 by Harvard13(m): 1:53pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
congrats to tomfrench...keep repping dept of electronic engineering UNN (centre if excellence) |
Education › Re: The Positive Turnout Of UNN Protest(pics) by Harvard13(m): 10:45am On Jun 23, 2015 |
so dem never upgrade eni njoku? how far mbanefo? |
Celebrities › Re: Psquare, Flavour Hang Out Together In Cape Town by Harvard13(m): 4:12pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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Big Nigerian stars Psquare and Flavour are currently enjoying what the best of Cape Town has to offer. Both music acts are in South Africa, and it is more likely that they are in the country for work and not pleasure. But that does not mean that the hit makers are not cruising in the city. Peter Okoye posted pictures of him, Paul and Flavour together. A point to ponder, Psquare and Flavour have not collaborated before….hmmm who asked for the photo? peter or paul or flavour? |
Celebrities › Re: Psquare, Flavour Hang Out Together In Cape Town by Harvard13(m): 4:06pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
TEGA22222: https://i1.wp.com/amonpoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Psquare-Flavour2.jpg?resize=420%2C420
Big Nigerian stars Psquare and Flavour are currently enjoying what the best of Cape Town has to offer. Both music acts are in South Africa, and it is more likely that they are in the country for work and not pleasure. But that does not mean that the hit makers are not cruising in the city. Peter Okoye posted pictures of him, Paul and Flavour together. A point to ponder, Psquare and Flavour have not collaborated before….hmmm |
Phones › Re: Power Banks Can't And Didn't Kill A Ghanaian Girl. See Why. by Harvard13(m): 2:41pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
iPopAlomo: if you read the cause of her death... cos I wasn't there... it said the power bank was plugged into a power socket when there was no power... and kept on her shoulder when she was asleep... but that's not a power bank... it's too flat to be an old generation power bank... and power banks cases aren't made of metal... they are made from plastic... this is flat... and has a metallic body... my brothers that sell hard disk casing at computer village would tell you that's the case of an hard disk... I've been shocked by one plugged into a PC... so I know what I'm talking about... only when plugged into power via a USB plug would you see an effect like that... the hard disk gripped her skin... shocked and paralysed her at the same time... notice the picture... it melted the skin surrounding it... only a power surge stopped it... but the deed had been done... . from the whole scenario... I deduce a terrible prank had been played on her... and whoever was at the scene first cos that would probably be the culprit/suspect said it was a power bank to save face... . but that is not a power bank... that's is an hard disk... . I could be wrong though... bro hard disk shock u? hmm and u feel power bank no go shock u? |
Phones › Re: Power Banks Can't And Didn't Kill A Ghanaian Girl. See Why. by Harvard13(m): 10:30am On Jun 20, 2015 |
its is/was metalic which means it could have heated to a high temperature causing burning. it could also have blown! (yeah, batteries blow). also the sweat from d heat could have aided cos water conducts more than human body so...u never can tell |
Phones › Re: Upcoming Blackberry Slider Specs Is Awesome!!! by Harvard13(m): 10:15am On Jun 20, 2015 |
which kind key pad be this? them don change QWERTY? |
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Sports › Re: Photo; Barclays Premier League Trophy Lands In Nigeria...See Why by Harvard13(m): 9:58am On Jun 20, 2015 |
oya na |
Celebrities › Re: OMG! Is This Outfit Fashion On Her Graduation Day??? Photos by Harvard13(m): 9:57am On Jun 20, 2015 |
d annoying thing is d flaggy boobs with fat tommy. hot legs tho |
Christianity Etc › Re: Was Christ Poor, If Yes At What Point Did He Become Poor? by Harvard13(m): 9:53am On Jun 20, 2015 |
uve said it all. wetin we wan add? |
Education › Re: [b]how Students Read When They Hear Exams Are About Startn[/b] by Harvard13(m): 9:53am On Jun 20, 2015 |
how is this EXAM CONDITION reading? mtcheeeeeeew |
Romance › Re: What Are Your Right If You Are Being Raided In ASHEWO JOINT? by Harvard13(m): 9:51am On Jun 20, 2015 |
ure a mentor nd u dey find ashi? how did u bcom a mentir in d first place? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Which Kind Apptitude Test Question Is This? by Harvard13(m): 9:49am On Jun 20, 2015 |
many apples |
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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Harvard13(m): 6:59pm On Jun 19, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: I Really Can't Find A Topic For This by Harvard13(m): 9:01pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
i pity u sincerly if its true. thats one reason i feel pple especially ladies shouldnt indulge in premarital sex. it leaves too much heartbrk when its over.
dere is still chance for you two. give him time and space then later mayb u can ask him how he feels about being back with his ex, if he still has a futute with you inside, |
Romance › Re: She Want To Quit Cos Her Bf Wrote Single On His CV by Harvard13(m): 8:46pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
he is double not single na...haba for d guy |
TV/Movies › Re: Which TV Series Do You Think Is All Time Best by Harvard13(m): 8:46pm On Jun 18, 2015 |
the originals.
honourable mentions
the vampire diaries
game of thrones
big bang theory |