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jayjam: *WHAT HAPPENS ON NAIRALAND STAYS ON NAIRALAND*

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of cos, theres no way i'll mail it to d pope.

jayjam: it is ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM.28 letters

is dat really d meaning?

Adex097: hey bro, i wanna ask u a question? Can you give out what you don't have? This guys just wan2 make this thread livly for cryin out loud... i fink its better i open this thread to find poo rather than seeing nothing NB: i'm not encouraging †ђξ posting of poo

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sniff sniff...wats that smell?
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retrospecting things

Adex097: who i̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ mikel? *confused*

nigeria and chelsea football player

Goallll!!!! Emenike
nigeria 1 v zambia 0

TOSIN ACCA: Don't be annoyed! I understand your viewpoint...take things easy and let's move on.At this stage of the admission process, only those with 'sinful long legs' and connection with the VC stand the chance of getting admission although, without the exception of THOSE WHO HAVE GOD AS THEIR LENDER OF LAST RESORT.ONE LOVE. Don't be annoyed! I understand your viewpoint...take things easy and let's move on.At this stage of the admission process, only those with 'sinful long legs' and connection with the VC stand the chance of getting admission although, without the exception of THOSE WHO HAVE GOD AS THEIR LENDER OF LAST RESORT.ONE LOVE.

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sinful long legs?? Hmmmmm

skysol: Adex god go bles u jo...leave doz idiotic fools 2 kip on foolin der nonsensic age....lmho.lolll

dis is where u get it all wrong. Ur 'fool' yan is highly unacceptable.
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P.S: always put d capital G for ur God pls.

Adex097: @all are you a learner?....we need confam infos jor. Not are you this are u that. Anyway, all info nd no play makes some people dull

thumbs up

mikel is influential. For dat u allow him to take d penalty abi? Good one

MORNING TEA;

The Best Things in Life are Not Things

Olastep1: lol...are u a journalist?

remember when i told my father i was going for saikologi. He said y not journalism, and he neva talked bout it again.
Is dis staring me on d face again?

Olastep1: Ise ni ogun ise mura si ise ore mi, ise ni a fi ndi eni giga. Bi a ko ba ri eni fehin ti, bi ole lanri bi ako ba rii eni gbekele a tera mo ise eni. Baba re le lowo lowo, iya re le lesin lekan, bi o ba gboju le won o te tan ni mo so fun o.

nice lyric/proverb

Were u in for philosophy?

Olabisi408: Gud moring huz,my original date of birth is different frm d1 i use for sec. Skul nd jamb. Is it means nd is is d original result dey need or copy or either of d two plz i need ur reply or u can call me 07066679594...... 1 luv

u wanted to hav a futball career right?

TOSIN ACCA: Don't allow oau tardiness to affect you let's get busy by reading.In fact, don't read or plan to read for OAU.Read to develop yourself. E-PORTAL WILL SOON ALLAY ALL OUR FEARS.

abi? I focus solely on d punch newspaper for now

Lillz19: Pples patience wth oau s runin lw on fuel...

i do not think so. I refuel b4 time, so theres no pain

Rajivol: .....Mehnn...... Its beta OAU luz d right of holdin Dis NUGA game dan for me to stay any longer at home.....watin sef...
Any Med Rehab student here add me 21b4246c... 2go Rajivol...Gud nit

common mr. Dont be a joke

TOSIN ACCA: So many things are wrong in the Nigeria universitiy system.Irregular academic calendar,bias admission system, arbitrariness of public universities officials,little or no student-management relationship(SUG BAN IN OAU),decrepit academic facilities,incessant strikes and a host of other miscellaneous plagues are gradually ruining our University system.When will we get it right? WANTED URGENTLY: GOD-FEARING youths who are ready to be empowered for a COMPREHENSIVE NATIONAL TRANSFORMATION IN THE NATION.Won't you mind applying...

after graduation

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]Am very sorry, if my post av offended you in anyway but i was only referring to some1 dat said sometin dat i don't really like.[/quote]who really cares if u like or dislike. None of ur comments is gonna affect d person in anyway

Olastep1: AND HOW DOES THAT CONCERNS YOU

eiiiyaaaaaa. Dis guy reminds me of balotelli

Tonisious504: how d tin taya u o?

u no get. Na dat ego stuff wey dat binta guy dey talk

Yhemit: Hausa@ u wil be a party 'fun guy' in skul o.why can't u gat ur course outline and read ahead....As for me am going to skul next wk to start readn.....any political science hia add me on 2go.*fatokiyemi*

am begining to think am d only one dat doesnt knw d essence of reading. As in u'll go to skul, sit in maybe awo hall, and start reading when d exams are already coming to an end? U cant be dat serious. U must have a lot of relations/friends in skul to be able to do that. Anyway we cant be d same can we?
There has to be an atom of understanding 4 me b4 i read ahead. D reason y we started reading ahead when we realisd we got above 200 in jamb was that we knew that any question dat comes during d postume day had to be something we've come across/have been taught in high skul. They dont really care if we werent taught that made us fail, they'll assume we either dint go to a better skul or we werent attentive enough to learn @ dat point in time.
As in eh....u think anyone dat beat d cut off of oau is a party fun guy abi? D person must hav scored 350 in jamb tru wuru wuru & managed to score 202 in d postume to hav been admitted then.

skysol: Binti laye pls ooo...som1 askd 4 phamacy stuff n d oda asked 4 economics stuff instead u ar postin EGO EGO EGO ehnn..d@ nt y we ar here mind u

d tin gan taya me o

idbami2: Which 1 of them sounds more imprtant to u?

there was nothing more important dan getting dis admission. But am more interesting in first things first. Pls dont get me wrong but first things first

before we sleep.....

A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club
for his birthday...At The Club, The Doorman Says, "Hi
Mike, How are You?" The wife asks, "How does he know you? Mike says, "Oh dear, I play football with him." Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Mike?" Mike
says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the
Swim Team." Next a stripper Says, "Hi Mike! Do You Crave the
Special Again??" The Wife storms out dragging Mike with her &
jumps into a taxi... The Taxi driver Says, "Hey Mikey
Boy! You picked
up an ugly one this time........gbammmmmm!!!

idbami2: Oh.. It's nw ridiculous to prepare ahead? As in prepare for the near future? Nevr kneww..

which future is nearer? Lectures or Registration/matric

recess:
am not sure but wat exactly did hazard think by doing dat to d ball boy?

famie: hi guyz , HNY, my name is out on the list bt God's grace bt my admission status on jamb website is negative, wat shud i do? shud i be @ peace? really need an answer coz m gettn worried, thnx guys

ure aint alone. All those dat admitted got via d 2nd list hav d same prob

greatmedic: Thanks Bro. I happen 2 be one of d prospective student/ aspirant of d Faculty of Science. I am under great pressure cuz I've nt Knwn my fate Since last yr. Buh, even if I travel down 2 skul, as I had been made 2 know, I wouldnt find any list pasted in d faculty. Since d e-portal case is getin out of hand, I intend 2 go to Ife and see tins myself. Xo, my questions are: #WHERE DO I GO and WHOM DO I MEET in the faculty to check my name. And # DO U KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS CHECKED FRM D FACULTY? If YES, PLS TELL ME HOW HE DID IT.
I REST MY CASE. Thanks.

expatiate on why u are asking a question and ure resting ur case

Olastep1: got it #1000 each equals 2k. Jamb's office

1,5, 2k, which is which?

is it dat we're jumping from d basics? Y are some people asking bout courseoutline/subjects to offer for part one like dis? As in are u guys like trying to pile up pressure on urselves or something?

Its just like some1 who has jamb to write & is already asking bout questions that will be asked in d postume. I just hope i aint d only one dat thinks that dis is way ridiculous

cloaked: ...U've asked dis same question 4 lyk a gazillion tyms nw!...statement of result's enough!...k?

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Yhemit: Xup guyz....i don't care if dat skul named Oau resume next month or not,i must not miss d nuga game.....resumtn date march 4 gbam. > confirm nd sealed by v.c

is d resumption date march 4 or d nuga?