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mufmarufali2: Please Bros, i have this o'level results: ENG C5, MATHS C4, PHYS B3, CHEM C5 AND ECONS C5. I want to study Elect& Elect engineering, will i be admitted with these results? Please i need your advice before i register for UTME 2013/2014. Thanks you, i am waiting for reply!

once its not u.i, then u are on point. Just focus on getting a very high score in ur jamb. Study hard. And focus on first things first

miss law: wat!!! native lang...
haaa since i ws born hv nver travl to ma state...jst hopin dey wnt ask me dis kinda questn

really?
Allah ke mu

jayjam: THIS LGA ID PALAVA...imagine they asking me to speak fluently in my nativo lingua,also asking when my king was coronated,me wey they live for zamfara the interview session lasted for close to 30mins just for #700.JUST PREPARE,IT CAN BE TASKING

where dis one happen

Naldogen: thanks for ur reply.For me its either Med. Or nothing. U are wonderful.

i like it when u say that. I kept saying such till i got my own course of choice. I Neva gave up

Olastep1: Lets chill out, friends.

Right now in OAU, we have an average movement of people around the campus. Wel, no big deal sha. I could notice some lectures in the Biological building in d faculty of Science. Also, the faculty of Administration is buzzling too. The Law faculty building is not left out bt its lyk being too official. I dont tink d public buses are having a nice time cos of d present students population. Wow! D department of Music took it all wen i went there... C'mon, see music and instrumentals being played by students. I evn thought Bob Marley don wake up dey play 4 OAU...lol. Faculty of Agric is too quiet though some peeps are inside d offices/lecture rooms.
My advice to anyone who wish to see/visit anybody esp lecturers/secretaries is to inform the individual b4 embarking on the journey. More than 70% of d offices i passed/went thru yesterday, d occupants are not on sit. I'l enjoin u guys to come and walk around b4 d proper registration starts! I'l help check a few names b4 travelling by 12pm sharp.

Its Olastep# reporting LIVE from OAU campus!!!

i love d broadcast. Keep it up.
U must be a sportsman. Very fit

Yhemit: Epotal wil be open next wk,from a source.lastest 20 feb ....gbam>

da one na 3weeks na

Yhemit: >interel make sense dan pol sc

good to know, never heard.

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]Sad News:
A part 3 #teamOAU student was Dismissed/Rusticated After facing the Panel for Exam Malpractice. 25/01/2013.
#3wastedyears.

PS: "Sometimes, you don't need to be the best to be the best. You just need to be different".[/quote]>
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thats what he just did. He tried to be different

phunmiejewels: D ans is C, coz jst as d executional kills d criminal, so does d butcher slaughters an amimal

does an executioner really execute a criminal? I think a criminal can also be called an executioner, i.e if hes job is to kill.
Dis one gan pass jamb question. If not for d little expo of a or c, its still a bit difficult to figure out d ansa

Godslove2039: Hi guys.
Click this link
www.oauife.edu.ng/2013/01/disclaimer/

if they had posted d list in d eportal on time, there wont be any need for dem to post this.
How pathetic

Olastep1: Medicine merit and Supp lists

dat looks like an infection

Yhemit: Xup guys,is it possible to change course without any problem.e.g from pol.sc _ international rel.
>hafa can i go abt it

how in d world do u prefer interel to pol sci?

also dont forget to include d course when ure given him d name and reg.no. I've seen some 2 diff. people giving him names without a course/dept.
Make his search realistic enof

wakie wakie...
Pls is der any newly admitted student from 'yobe' state here?

michealade: walahi,i cant wait to see her in dose pairs of legacious legiz

her?

Olastep1: yea, thanks so much. But i'm gonna travel 2 see tinx 4 myself. House don tire me

guess ure near d skul

nigeria 2 v ethiopia 0...moses (2) pks.
Nice game. Proud of d nigerian team.
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but....
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a fan nearly chopped off my 2 fingers while i was celebrating d first goal.
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bleeding things...at least, am glad we won

michealade: so u r angry@it..o boy na u sabi o

dont know wat u talking bout

Tonisious504: aaaaaah oti da.d course go fit u wel wel

u?

Merrygolden: Nice quote. I think I remember hearing it in Achilla and d Bee. Nice!!
Anyways, let's not get ahead of ourselves concerning d tuition fees of last year. For all we know, d fees could skyrocket 2 more than 50grand... Lets just keep our fingers crossed and hope 4 d best... Does anybody hav d faintest idea about when Nuga games will b ending, and when d list will b out on d e-portal?
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Any actual law student in d house? Pls is it mandatory 2 put on black n white lyk all d tym or can we switch clothing during some lecture periods? *important* Coz I just got me some 8 pairs of skinnies (Lag tinz). «

woooow, u are ready already

Yhemit: Hausa@ i wish u c faj toilet esp medical flood u go vomit hell.... am also new admtd student....which course r u givn

saikoloji

support your beloved country:
nigeria v ethiopia....LIVE

yinka2392: i also stayed at awo, it depends on the room u stayed. But generaly awo is not that fair.

u min during d postume? That toilet gan.....chaaai

greatmedic: OAU is just a piece of SHIT!!! Despite having been d first uni 2 write d post utme, dey dont yet have a single admssn list on dia website! Dat'z crazy!
Well, it'z d best uni sha, we've gat 2 wait.
Pls, is anybody who chose medcin but was given oda course due 2 cut-off here? If yes, pls tell me.
And does anybody have d idea of how I can check my name in d fac of science??
Thanks folks. Great ife!!!

tot u shud read dis....
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LESSON:1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch..'
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say..
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Lesson 4: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy..' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
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Lesson 6: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
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THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Yhemit: From my own view Awo is for d bad guys why faj is for d gentle guys.Angola is d best b'coz nah freasher plenty dia and also 'main koko' mozambique {gurlz hostel} face each other.... As for me i prefer faj block 5,very quiet place to stay n njoy.

i seeee.
wat course are studying?

Yhemit: Av miss alot sha....@hausa. I think d only fruit u can gat most in oau banana,den secondly mango,and wan it comes to animal nah lizard n squirrel... >best hostel for male nah faj why female is moremi.

i see. We go dry am noni.
How come people said angola is d best?
Well i stayed at 'awo' when i went for d post u me me. Not a bad place though

michealade: o baby,i taya o.how pesin go de bear hausa kum de go church

refer to wat i told 'olastep1' some time ago when he made some regrettable comments.
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About delusion....
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WHAT U DONT KNOW.........
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......YOU DONT KNOW.

michealade: GUY,wat courz wia u given?

saikoloji

michealade: I get am?coz i was tinkin it was d last vowel!AEIOU

correct

i dont know if am in a quandary right now.
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it goes like dis......my mumsi just got my original waec certificate from my sec skul and scanned it and sent it to my mail box. When i checked it i discovad that there was a mistake in my month of birth. Instead of november, they put january. Kind of 11 month drift.
Dis looks disastrous. Anyone wit any idea on wat can be done?

Tonisious504: go 2 church? So u r a xtian. Bt wait o,wotz ur real name gansef

hmmmmm,
dont think its important for now. We go meet for skul

ayoyori: Pls we dat our admission statz z still sayin no admission yet nd our name z on d list,cn we print our admission leta?plz sum1 shud reply asap. Pls we dat our admission statz z still sayin no admission yet nd our name z on d list,cn we print our admission leta?plz sum1 shud reply asap.

where is d admission letter?