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Hermienart: I need something to keep myself busy. Am really tired of sitting at home.

eiiiyaaa. Y not find a job and do OR take computer lessons OR better still, are u near me? I cud lend u my Playstation 2, where instead of playing soccer, u'll play mind puzzling games like GTA vice city stories & etc. Which is even more difficult than d jamb and postjamb u wrote. lOl

Olugbenger: bro TEASER,u said something about original waec result or certificate....is it d same as statement of result?because d i heard d original results take a long time(actually years)to be available...tank u

it aint d same. The availability of ur original waec depends on when u finished sec skul. But ur statement shud be available by now

skysol: I heard d@ in madona uni dae cain der students....imagin...ciwious d@ kind ov skul 9 fit person lik hausa...

i just laughed in greek

Yhemit: Gud mawn fellaz i need folks on whatsapp add me thr is 08127835576.abeg no hala me....only oau student 'mature ppl'

mature people? Hmmm

Aboderin12: pls ooo, hpe dey R nt expectin we still av d same 1 we used 4 jamb regstratn? I want 2 believe we wl go take new shots. Anybdy pls

i dont know but what do u min we? I do not think u took up to 12 pports during jamb. At most, 8. U can decide to take new ones for 2013. Not a bad idea

''I am so proud that the fans still call my name...
But I fear tomorrow they might stop.
I fear it because I love it.
And everything you love, you fear you'll lose''.
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saturday things.....na football sure pass. Hope u guys exercise to get urselves fit for d main event

Shewn starr: . Abeg i musn't be left out o, reppin Ogun state, we're the gateway, everyone else is just passing through.

hmmmm, must be a loose gate then. It seriously needs to be a bit guarded.
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..........just thinking

Teaser4: believe me,some students turn reading room to their hostel

LORD HAVE MERCY!

miss law: STAMINA..
SO FUNNY

na so o. But heres d game plan. Charge all ya fone batteries full, and browse while u stand. U wont even knw when it will reach ur turn

Teaser4: To all newly admitted students,
1.be extra prepared
2.it is stressfull,frustrating,
3.you will see students reading for 9hours at a stretch.
OAU is different from other universities,she will stress the hell out of u,buh put God first.
I use to say these,OAU is the most religious school in the Nigeria. Welcome to OAU
Teaser4

9hrs stretch? Our brain get cooling fan? E go burn o

michealade: and dey cnt do anytin o,it is we oyo state dat built oau 4 dem....tho it was Akintola nd great help 4rm awolowo

....dat one na fairytale story. Who come send?

michealade: i tink so

put me tru den

jayjam: OAU MOVES UP TO 2ND IN NIG.,31ST IN AFRICA.Top 100 Universities and Colleges in Africa by the 4icu.org University Web Ranking 1 University of Cape Town South Africa 2 University of South Africa South Africa 3 University of Pretoria South Africa 4 Universiteit Stellenbosch South Africa 5 University of the Witwatersrand South Africa 6 University of Dar es Salaam Tanzania 7 Cairo University Egypt 8 University of KwaZulu-Natal South Africa 9 The American University in Cairo Egypt 10 Makerere University Uganda 11 Rhodes University South Africa 12 University of the Western Cape South Africa 13 Mansoura University Egypt 14 University of Johannesburg South Africa 15 Université Cheikh Anta Diop Senegal 16 Assiut University Egypt 17 University of Nairobi Kenya 18 Zagazig University Egypt 19 University of Botswana Botswana 20 Université Mohammed V - Agdal Morocco 21 University of Ghana Ghana 22 Universiteit van die Vrystaat South Africa 23 University of Ibadan Nigeria 24 Addis Ababa University Ethiopia 25 North-West University South Africa 26 Alexandria University Egypt 27 Nelson Mandela Metropolitan University South Africa 28 University of Zambia Zambia 29 Université des Sciences et de la Technologie Houari Boumediène Algeria 30 The German University in Cairo Egypt 31 Obafemi Awolowo University Nigeria 32 Universidade Eduardo Mondlane Mozambique 33 University of Mauritius Mauritius 34 Ain Shams University Egypt 35 University of Lagos Nigeria 36 Tanta University Egypt 37 Université de Ouagadougou Burkina Faso 38 Kwame Nkrumah University of Science and Technology Ghana 39 Université de la Reunion Reunion 40 Université Nationale du Rwanda Rwanda 41 Helwan University Egypt 42 Cape Peninsula University of Technology South Africa 43 University of Zululand South Africa 44 Strathmore University Kenya 45 Université Cadi Ayyad Morocco 46 Al Akhawayn University Morocco 47 Université d'Alger Algeria 48 Université Mentouri de Constantine Algeria 49 Université Badji Mokhtar de Annaba Algeria 50 Université d'Oran Algeria 51 Université Hassan II - Casablanca Morocco 52 University of Fort Hare South Africa 53 Université Abdelmalek Essadi Morocco 54 Ahmadu Bello University Nigeria 55 Jaamacada Muqdisho Somalia 56 Jomo Kenyatta University of Agriculture and Technology Kenya 57 University of Swaziland Swaziland 58 University of Ilorin Nigeria 59 Sudan University of Science and Technology Sudan 60 Université Mohammed V - Souissi Morocco 61 Kenyatta University Kenya 62 University of Khartoum Sudan 63 University of Namibia Namibia 64 Université de Batna Algeria 65 University of Malawi Malawi 66 Benha University Egypt 67 Université Hassan II - Mohammedia Morocco 68 Al-Azhar University Egypt 69 Fayoum University Egypt 70 Université de la Manouba Tunisia 71 University of Benin Nigeria 72 Minoufiya University Egypt 73 Durban University of Technology South Africa 74 Université de Tunis El Manar Tunisia 75 Université de Carthage Tunisia 76 Tshwane University of Technology South Africa 77 United States International University Kenya 78 Université Abou Bekr Belkaid Tlemcen Algeria 79 Polytechnic of Namibia Namibia 80 Egerton University Kenya 81 Université de Gabès Tunisia 82 Université de Sousse Tunisia 83 Université d'Antananarivo Madagascar 84 Minia University Egypt 85 Moi University Kenya 86 Université de Nouakchott Mauritania 87 Université Mouloud Maameri de Tizi Ouzou Algeria 88 University of Venda South Africa 89 Central University of Technology South Africa 90 Université Ibn Tofail Morocco 91 University of Zimbabwe Zimbabwe 92 Suez Canal University Egypt 93 University of Cape Coast Ghana 94 Misr International University Egypt 95 University of Jos Nigeria 96 University of Maiduguri Nigeria 97 University of Limpopo South Africa 98 The Hubert Kairuki Memorial University Tanzania 99 Jimma University Ethiopia 100 Modern Sciences and Arts University

Dis is serious.
Upon all dis strikes they're having. Where is ui and unilorin

michealade: 40passport!shouts and faint....haba dem wan chop am ni?

...den wakes up after a hot candle wax splash...

michealade: If y'all wana huk up wid guys and gals 4rm ur various dipartment,jus hola me on 2go il share dem!!!lyk akountin,law,sociologi,elect,computa eng,agric,english,medcine,pharmacy,biochem,med.rehab,zoo,bot,chemistry,enginiarin physiks,pols sci,local govt studies,dramatik art etc!!!u jes hola me,il be at ur disposal!sinz i av nufin to offer,i tink i shud connect pipu 2geda

hav u anyone on saikoloji?

Akpos:- Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend
just had an accident. He's bleeding from the nose and
ears. Also, I think both his legs are broken!
OPERATOR: - Where is your location?
Akpos:- Gbajabiamila St.
OPERATOR: - Please spell 'Gbajabiamila.' (A minute silence...)
OPERATOR: - Hello, are u there?
(Another minute silence)
OPERATOR: - Hey mister! Are u there?
Akpos:- Panting! Erm...Erm...Sorry 4 the delay. I
couldn't spell 'Gbajabiamila' so I've dragged him to Oni Street... Can I spell it now?

illicit: OAU!

what happened? Are they like giving u terrible sleepless nights??

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]THE TRANSLATION FROM (YORUBA-ENGLISH):
You avn't resume, u already av some personal issues you want 2 discuss.[/quote][quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]THE TRANSLATION FROM (YORUBA-ENGLISH):
You avn't resume, u already av some personal issues you want 2 discuss.[/quote]pure

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]THE TRANSLATION FROM (YORUBA-ENGLISH):
You avn't resume, u already av some personal issues you want 2 discuss.[/quote][quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]THE TRANSLATION FROM (YORUBA-ENGLISH):
You avn't resume, u already av some personal issues you want 2 discuss.[/quote]

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]Really, it's good to knw, we are 4rm d same state. @TOSINACCA, y don't you open facebook, because i've some personal issues, i want 2 discuss with you.[/quote]na wa o. Eti e ti wole, eti ni personal issues tema so. Oga o

mufmarufali2: Thank you bros, i have Biology D7, Agric D7 and Geography D8, plus those ones.

okkkk, do u have like neco?

mufmarufali2: Please seniors, what can i study with the o'level results, apart from elect &elect which is my desire course? sorry for disturbance!

i think u can study in most of d engine courses d skul offers. But dis is where u must follow ur brochure.
I neva asked, which ones are d remaining 4 subs u dint mention and what was d result in those ones?

Yhemit: @Hausa. Av u check ur name thr jamb,or nah d one dat they paste u check..

yea tru jamb but same old story-no adm given yet. Was via d supp list

jayjam: BUT A CRIMINAL MUST HAVE EXECUTED B4 BIN CONVICTED OF EXECUTIONEERING

cant be convicted of executioneering.....muder instead

Yhemit: Wat d fu*k.i just check my admisson status on jamb website,teln not yet admtd.but my name dey on my faculty list....wat happn for God sake.

its already a cliché here

Tonisious504: An executioner is some1 whose job is 2 kil criminals as a punishment. So a criminal can nt turn 2 an executioner.

hmmmm, i see

Often when we lose hope, we think this is the end.
GOD smiles from above and says " Relax, it's just a
BEND, not the END!"

hi guys, av been thinking...
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after all these proceedings is over, are we all gonna part like that? Shudnt there be some kinda get-together?
i mean.......after all this long hardwork?
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...just saying

jman77: please house kindly help with the link to see 2012/2013 admission list.thanks

not available @ d moment. Pls try again later. Say 2 weeks

TOSIN ACCA: Don't you have a credit in any other science subject? Because from what I saw in the brochure, the requirement for O' LEVEL is:MATHS,ENGLISH,PHYSICS CHEMISTRY AND ANY OTHER "SCIENCE" SUBJECT.While your utme combination should be MATHS,ENGLISH,PHYSICS AND CHEMISTRY( I dread this combo!).
Just like someone I know would say, I REST MY CASE.

haba na only u? I dread am pass u gan sef. Do u think biology cud be important?

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]@all, What is a seminar for women called?[/quote]seminee noni

TOSIN ACCA: Morning everyone! I guess I can't help giving you idioms.So it's going to be IDIOMS GALORE this week.
VOCABULARY QUESTION OF THE DAY:
Give an idiom whose meaning is
to PERFORM A LARGE AND UNPLEASANT TASK THAT HAS LONG CALLED FOR ATTENTION.You've got only 6 HOURS FROM NOW.
Yours in Idiom,
TOSIN ACCA
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"...where shallow draughts intoxicate the brain..."

herculean task? Not 100%