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onyinye2:
You are going to marry house wife??

No, she works too if she wants.

onyinye2:
what about you?? you speak of the woman staying shape, what is your lazy behind going to do??

bring home the cash

Being feminine is perfectly fine.  Just make sure you keep that body synchronized with all the money I'm giving you.

DeepZone:
Why are you so antiFeminine? Is your mother a man? Did an ugly babe smash your heart on the wall like fresh eggs?

If my mother is a man that would make your mother grandpa buddha.

https://www.rivercitystatuary.com/photogallery/O005%20Buddha%20w%20Beads%20Jade.JPG

I pat your daddy on the back for feeding on those tits.

DeepZone:
last time i checked the meaning of desperate in a dictionary, i saw a mans picture there. They are always desperate for money, sex,companionship et al.

All of these wants fit the definition of a woman to a tee.  money, cuddling, and sex.  especially the sex part, they are so timid to tell you they want it, but once they find somebody willing to Dick them good they dance around the house for a whole week with wide smiles across their faces.

onyinye no o,
was just saying.  shylla was the one complaining about men chasing women.  if we don't chase you what will . . . monkeys?


@ibkaye, when did you become male hmm, you scare me o

shylladear:
@hch3c00
we go around to keep you good looking and all u do is chase everything in skirt

You should be glad you are being chased.  Painting your fingernails, wearing all that make up, spending all your paycheck on that gucci purse, forcing yourself into that undersized top with your protruding belly hanging out, only to have to go back home with no gains for the day, will make you a desperate loony.

debosky:
I reject it for you Pataki

500 pound truck driving behemoth with garlic breath and farts like a car releases exhaust fumes

YEE!!!! My Ribs

onyinye2:
Pain eh?? what pain will that be again?

Working hard for numerous to pay for your shopping while you sit at home getting fat
The sharp sting of your verbal abuse
Trauma from your emotional imbalance . . . and so on

Most importantly, it brings in a new breed of babies to continue the beautiful tradition.

Labour room comes after paradise. the gods' way of making sure you feel the pain you put us through.

DeepZone:
So the legs we open for them now and then for their utmost pleasure is not enough? What else do they want?

Are you forgetting the Dick we provide to send you to paradise  

ibkaye:
I was wondering, all these girls who want candles, romantic dinner, soft music and whatnot, how's about you do it for your man once in a while instead of expecting it from him all the time?

baby, you will make such a great wife. onyin and fumi can learn so much from you.

DeepZone:
i tell you he's clueless because he's a ROMANTIC corpse in the morgue.

I already told you there's so much you can do. .
Maintain your stature (figure 8 not figure 0 )
Put food in my belly
Stop sleeping in bed farting like an elephant when I'm making love to you
Make every conscious effort to show me you appreciate me too
Do away with the multiple personality disorder
The list is big . . .

onyinye2:
oh quiet you. are you acid water new shadow??1. you don't need to know
2. so since you have a problem with it, what do you suggest mr. man??

Now you ask.  I thought you women believe you know what you want.  If you do not know how to take care of your man you need more dating experience.  Nuff said!  Email me for directions to my house so that I can teach you in person.

onyinye2:
So that is your excuse for having an affair?? you insensitive man. that is by far the most evil and insulting thing you could have said.

It's not an excuse when my wife is the one forcing me out to do the dirty deed.

onyinye2:
You obviously don't know me very well.

Then let me know you o . . .what will you do  

DeepZone:
whatever! you are supposed to do both SIMULTANEOUSLY!

Do both simultaneously whle you do nothing?
you lay there like a dried, shriveled vegetable waiting to be consumed.

DeepZone:
OMG!!! You think these women that get fat are happy they did so? If you love a woman, you will always love her even if she's 400 pounds, thats what love is all about. Why is it that men expect women to remain the same way they married them but they themselves change from hunk to pot bellied Pataki?

Then bury the excuses.  Get your fat asses in the gym and do some productive work for a change.  It will keep your family stable, your man happy, your health in great condition . . .
The pot belly does not take away from his ability to bring the money or make her shout papi in bed.

onyinye2:
Are you really asking muah, aka aphrodite, what i would tisk tisk tisk. Well acid water, let's say i came home to see my husband light candles, make dinner, and shower our bedroom with flowers. Well of course i would be estatic. Then of course we will have dinner and enjoy eachothers company. Well then seeing how much effort he put in lavishing the night for me, i would take it in to stride. I would return the favor. how you might ask, well that is for me to know.

you don't know.  95% of women are braindead when it comes to romance.  They believe romance is all about the man giving while the woman is there to receive.  Bullshit I say.

DeepZone:
How quickly men forget the vows they take. Can men actually define vow?

Vows should not stop a woman from maintaining succulent posture.  Marriage is no excuse to blow up like a shapeless fat doll.  A woman who pushes his husband out of his home by turning worwor hath committed adultery by scaring him away.

DeepZone:
How many men are "up to" the aforementioned qualities these days? It's either he provides financially but turns around to run around in Abuja with other women thereby shying away from providing emotionally or vice versa.

Why blame him?  He married himself a beautiful woman who is now using marriage as an excuse to become atutupoyoyo.  He will much rather be in Abuja getting serviced than coming home to a grinch in bed.

onyinye2:
I meant on like days in which i had a bad day or just whenever. But as long as there is some effort put in there, then i can deal. I mean if it is just the bed portion, then i will eventually get bored.
I'm not concerned all on myself. I do care about him too. Of course i would satisfy my man, it is part of my job as his wife. But it is his job too. Me, bad attitude?? never.

Then explain to us what you have done to set the romantic mood, besides just laying face down on the bed waiting to receive it    Is it not unrealistic to expect the man to do all of that work and then some?

DeepZone:
His expectation shouldn't be beyond your presence there. As long as he's starring at your boobs, the pressure from work should reduce abruptly.

you mean my physical presence and my willingness to release all the tension she brought home from work with good fk  is not a kind gesture?

When those boobs begin sagging the pressure from work will catapult more when I reach home.

DeepZone:
Yes, what do we want outside the four factors that MUST be fulfilled for a happy marriage?

All four factors speak of domination.  What women want is a man in charge  


i'll give you a hint: as long as he's there to provide safety and comfort, as long as the money is there to take care of the bills, to take care of her shopping, and as long as he's capable of properly laying the pipe, everything else is second nature.

AEjiro:
I mean im just saying that if i come home from a long day's work, yeah there is going to be some expectations i will be seeking.

I don't unda stand, u mean your man didnt go to work too and doesnt ve expectations

Thanks man. Obviously onyinye aka aphrodite here is too concerned about herself to think of even satisfying her man.

I came home from work to prepare a night of romance but you spoiled it with bad attitude.

onyinye2:
Since you are so smart, then tell me what do you think women want??

let's not even go there . . .

LASIEFAIRE:
Too much Yankee movie

lol laisi, no mind them.  we don upgrade from sweating it out with atupa (lantern) to roses, candles, what have you but them still dey form.

ibkaye:
hahahaha, i don't him doing that jare, as long as the sexual deed will be done

ibkaye, your man will be very happy to hear this.  you are the definition of bachelorette.  these other ones are just confused girls.

DeepZone:
11th Commandment:

Thou shall honor thy wife, caress her, kiss her feet and satisfy her EVERY need says the Lord thy God.

But that does not include padlocking your temper to satisfy your man, abi?

The pimps and players, the  advanced men in the beautiful art of female seduction know that women haven't the slightest clue as to what they want.

onyinye2:
Last i heard, paradise including more than being thrown on the bed and stripped of your clothes.

It is greed.  Its roots are from bitterness that I decided to set the mood at our 2 bedroom apartment, as opposed to doing it on a yacht.

We men know women better than they know themselves.