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Sports › Re: Serena Williams Rewrites History, Defeats Venus To Clinch Record 23rd by Heavance(m): 12:51pm On Jan 28, 2017
well done Girl.....
I wonder why guys are still more excited than ladies, our naija girls are just too boring when we talk about sport, be it male/female event.
Investment › Re: See The Question MMM Doesn't Have A Tangible Answer For by Heavance(m): 10:03pm On Jan 27, 2017
biazarre:
. at least it gives hope to those boys who ar suppose to be breaking doors both in day n night tym... please stop this negative propaganda... its not helping...
Exactly my point o.
At least it has reduced crime sef, and the scheme itself is not a crime for those partaking, so we should just try to leave people na.
These people that keep badmouthing dem, will they be happy to see people go into crime any how?
Celebrities › Re: Freeze: I Can Only Attend 3 Churches In Lagos by Heavance(m): 6:20pm On Jan 27, 2017
cummando:
You no add cele? Make them use holy water reset your head
Tiri gbosa to you, and two rounds of nkwobi
Crime › Re: So Bad! Girlfriend Blindfolds Lover During S*x And Cuts Off His Manhood All Beca by Heavance(m): 6:04pm On Jan 27, 2017
Hell no.... The girl just destroyed his power
Crime › Re: My Experience Today With The Men On Black (AKA Police) by Heavance(m): 5:19pm On Jan 27, 2017
INDESTRUCTABLEX:
You always have to tread with caution with these guys o. I no won hear accidental discharge. They even asked of my aunt's picture and proof that we are related. Can you imagine?
This is unbelievable.....
Crime › Re: My Experience Today With The Men On Black (AKA Police) by Heavance(m): 2:49pm On Jan 27, 2017
Police is your friend. I just fear dem pass armed robbers these days
Politics › Re: Be Honest, What's Your Wish For President Buhari by Heavance(m): 7:56am On Jan 27, 2017
I wish he can return Nigeria back to what he met, at least. so that dollar, foodstuffs and jobs will still be okay
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Reveals Reason For His Protest Against FG by Heavance(m): 7:14pm On Jan 26, 2017
Heavance:
I hope they don't mess it up like the 2012 one they ended up turning into a carnival.....
Protest, massive protest not carnival, so the cameras should not be on the celebs, else everything don scatter be that.
I don't know why I feel it may turn 2012, if other celebs decide to join him....
We may want to pass a strong message, while these other celebs may want to be the talking point on all social media (for popularity sake).
Abeg, 2Face should lead this thing alone...... Na beg I take beg
Romance › Re: Woman Laments: We Did Everything But After He Brought Out His Manhood by Heavance(m): 5:04pm On Jan 26, 2017
gbese re o
Celebrities › Re: 2face Idibia Reveals Reason For His Protest Against FG by Heavance(m): 5:02pm On Jan 26, 2017
I hope they don't mess it up like the 2012 one they ended up turning into a carnival.....
Protest, massive protest not carnival, so the cameras should not be on the celebs, else everything don scatter be that.
Politics › Re: What A Mother Told Her Son A Day Before His Wedding To Keep Marriage Safe by Heavance(m): 9:06am On Jan 25, 2017
Ioannes:
Unfortunately people "contract" marriage for by e wrong reasons these days.

Most peeps aren't ready to settle down.

The guy wants to look responsible and gets married but still wants his freedom So he sleeps around.

The gal wants to get married before she gets too old so she gets married, but she has not prepared herself to be a mother and a wife.

Nice post. Bookmarking this.
Exactly.
Many girls are very ready for the pre-wedding picture, wedding pictures, the ceremony, but they are never ready for the marriage.
They don't know how to talk, cook, maintain a house, even to accommodate in-laws is war.
Above all, they are good at seeing the husbands family as demons and enemies to pray against.
Also, many guys are not ready to control their temper and fist, you can't go into marriage as Bruce Lee o. We must learn to walk away at some point, and even learn to end some arguments when it is getting heated.
TV/Movies › Re: 12 Myths That Movies Made Us To Believe....see Pics by Heavance(m): 8:37am On Jan 25, 2017
very interesting. Most especially the grenade part
Family › Re: It's Stupidity To Divorce Your Wife Because She Cheats On You - Nigerian Lady by Heavance(m): 8:21am On Jan 25, 2017
She probably isn't married.
Single ladies can give theoretical tips to married people so well. When she gets married, then she can load all this to her husband
Christianity Etc › Re: A Dialogue Between A Muslim And An Atheist by Heavance(m): 6:53pm On Jan 24, 2017
nairaland has nothing to do with *****
Romance › Re: (photo) Man With Longest Penis Says No Lady Want To Sleep With Him by Heavance(m): 6:43pm On Jan 24, 2017
Power Horse
Celebrities › Re: Do Not Put All Eggs In One Bag - Anita Joseph Tells Ladies On Dating by Heavance(m): 9:08am On Jan 24, 2017
Na today?
Its a normal thing for girls na, that's why you see a girl break from one relationship, in two months she is engaged already
Nairaland General › Re: Only A Genius Can Answer Any Of These Puzzles by Heavance(m): 6:43pm On Jan 23, 2017
evansjeff:
I need your wisdom
Here are 3 questions,

Q1 : A Father offered a gift to his Daughter and told her.........
i.   If you feel hungry, you may eat it.
ii. If you feel thirsty, you may drink it.
iii. If you feel cold, you may burn it.
So, what is that gift d father presented to his daughter ?

Your Ans :

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Q2 : There is an item / object which .........
i.   If it is dry, it weighs 2 kg
ii. If it is wet, it weighs 1 kg.
iii. If it is burnt, it weighs 3 kg.

Your Ans :

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Q3 : What is it that comes :
i.   Once in a year.
ii.  Twice in a month.
iii. Four times in a week.
iv. Six times  in a day.

Your Ans :

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Time limit : 1day from now.
Forward to ur contacts and take help.

This riddle is crazy..please I have been thinking all week and yet no answer. Just please, tell me so I can at least answer the person who sent me
A : COCONUT
B : SULPHUR
C : ODD Number
Crime › Re: Abike Dabiri Warns Nigerian About The Viral Genocide In Libya by Heavance(m): 4:50pm On Jan 23, 2017
thesicilian:
If not for the viral hardship in Nigeria, what would make any sensible person go to Libya of all places?
I wonder o
Romance › Re: 3 Ways To Know Your Husband Is Lying by Heavance(m): 2:15pm On Jan 23, 2017
You never jam vbsg before o (VeryBadSharpGuy), na then you go know say Devil fit open mouth in exclamation
Romance › Re: Why You Should Never Trust A Man by Heavance(m): 2:10pm On Jan 23, 2017
Na wa o...
The rate at which ladies hate us these days, one will think they never at any point had a father or brother, and they want to have a male child later?
Na so another girl go write about una pickin o.

For God to have made us in his image alone is enough for us. #Trust no one, even when God trust us make we no chop from the tree, na una still help devil scatter the trust between man and God.
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Leaders Opposing FRCN Are Thieves – Bakare by Heavance(m): 2:03pm On Jan 23, 2017
season 2 in the making, starring Pastor Tunde Bakare....
Family › Re: Woman's Attempt To Seduce Younger Sister’s Husband With Love Portion Backfires by Heavance(m): 10:51am On Jan 23, 2017
Aaaaaffffrirriicaaaaaaaaa Maaaaggggiiiiiccccc.
The following program is not suitable for viewers younger than 65... AncestorsGuidiance should be activated.
Sports › Re: Top 9 Most Handsome Footballers In The World by Heavance(m): 10:41am On Jan 22, 2017
The OP is an EPL fan....
Where will you add Bocanegra that was once the number one in the world, Kaka, Walcott, Pedro, Cassilas, Buffon....(Ozil is a joke abeg)
There will always be an inconsistent list
Celebrities › Re: “to Be A Mrs Is Not Do-or-die-actress Iyabo Ojo by Heavance(m): 3:05pm On Jan 21, 2017
Marriage...... when you get in, you understand its not play play or Diego&Paloma. Marriage na continuous work abeg.
Its easier to be married to my football club for 30years (with utmost loyalty), come to think of it cheating in football is when you watch another clubs match ahead of your club, but at the end of the day, there is mutual understanding.
Pets › Re: Top Seven Most Dagerous Animals In Africa. by Heavance(m): 12:17pm On Jan 21, 2017
Mosquito remains number one, just try to google the casualty rate yearly.
Even all other animals can't accumulate its figure, that tiny thing is a killing machine.
Politics › Re: Nationwide Fasting And Prayers Declared As Buhari’s Health Worsens by Heavance(m): 12:14pm On Jan 21, 2017
Its just a little thing jare, why are they making it a storm in a tea cup?
Even if he isn't too strong, Nigerians have already been fasting since he took over
Romance › Re: The Sad Truth About Some Nigerian Ladies Today by Heavance(m): 1:25pm On Jan 20, 2017
At a point in most ladies life, they just settle for the available and manage for life....
very very few(3%) end up with what they actually watched on television screen
Politics › Re: IDP Camp Bombing: Buhari Has Failed – Oby Ezekwesili Blasts by Heavance(m): 1:43pm On Jan 19, 2017
And the President is going on vacation with all these on ground.... why won't these whites mock us?
Politics › Re: President Buhari Proceeds On Vacation To UK by Heavance(m):
Leaving things behind and going on vacation to a country where they do things the right way, where they put aside tribe, religion and sentiment.
Please let this man get serious abeg
Christianity Etc › Re: No Terrorist Group Shouts ‘Jesus, Jesus’ Before Attacks – CAN Replies Soyinka by Heavance(m): 10:04am On Jan 18, 2017
psp2pc:
Our Muslims Brothers & Sisters are not happy. I actually feel very sad for this as a human being.

They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
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Lets Find The reason Why..
So, where are they happy?
They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in INDIA

They're happy in almost every country that is not
Islamic! And who do they blame?
Not Islam..
Not their leadership..
Not themselves..

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!!

And they want to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they came from where they were unhappy.
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Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Bahai's = No Problem
Bahai's living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Bahai's = No Problem
Bahai's living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No Problem

Now..

Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Bahai's = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem

MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG PROBLEM
#InShawKhan's voice FATALITY
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To IDP Camp Bombing Mistake (PHOTOS by Heavance(m): 8:02am On Jan 18, 2017
"Give them guns and they will kill themselves"....... Is that Isreali Prime minister not going to mock us again?

What has happened to our dear country, when innocent people end up being killed by weapons designed for terrorist.... This is a national disaster

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