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Am I the only one not seeing Atlantic ocean?

Kalatium:
When i was in jss 3 class we went for excursion to Northern Noodles. The experience was exhilirating and memorable I got to see how indomie was manufactured.

How noodles is produced?
Or how indomie is produced?

Vixlot:
https://www.toldnetwork.com/2020/08/13/my-experience-in-zimbabwe/

Wow.
You just nailed it. It's the people

GeoandSonsHub:
Messi Messi Messi
I 8-2 say this but You are both Barca's problem and Solution, Not Abidal

If you leave, Automatically Barca turns to Spanish version of AC Milan

Don't bring Milan into this o.
Has Milan been beaten 2-8 by anybody even with the nonsense squad?
Barca is now a lone ranger in this, 11 vs 11, no red card, no penalty.. This will go down in history forever.

In tubaba's voice... Dem never see anything, Dem never know wetin wan touch Dem, wan do Dem, wan follow Dem.

How people sit to watch this thing is mind blowing to me.
Mind you, I was a follower of big brother Africa back then, I mean BBA where you had Gaitano, that lady from Malawi, then the Ofuneka set, then Uti's set (the one he got evicted due to anger) Kevin's set,..... Mind you, I followed by the 30 minutes round up by night, the show was not done every year, and there was something to learn from other African contestants (culture, tradition and a lot).
But how youths sit with this every year in Nigeria and voting voting voting, it is really funny.
The minute you start talking none stop about this show, I really find it hard to consider you a serious human being.

SLAP44:
Let us tell ourselves the truth.

Oshiomole controlling Edo politics by babysitting a grown man like Obaseki or Ize Iyamu is a disaster already, It shouldn't be allowed to happen in this day and age.

Edo state deserves an executive who is not a puppet of any man to deliver on democratic dividends. Let all men of good conscience support Obaseki so that if he fails, we will hold him directly responsible and not blame his Godfather(s).

Baby sitting is allowed in Lagos with a disastrous governor already.
It is being allowed by the people of Edo state and Delta state as well, even many northern States.
The bitter truth is, we are not ready.
Come 2024 one/two of them will still contest just like what we saw in Ekiti state with Fayemi. See, once they empower people with 5,000 naira, generator, motorcycles, pepper grinding machine, shoe shiner and cutlass (for the Northern states), motorcycle helmet, packaged garri with groundnut e.t.c my people just forget the suffering immediately.

Rotjijatau:
I'm writing this piece with due permission because both parties involved are on nairaland. My friend & his wife had a small issue that made them to keep malice for more than a week. Then last Friday he went to work & she sent him a text message that read "I am going with our son, whenever you are calm & settled, come for us, the key is under the footmat in front of the door" to his greatest surprise he came back home later in the evening & didn't meet her. He didn't call her, next day Saturday no communication whatsoever from them, Sunday which was yesterday same & today too no communication. Everyone adviced him not call her since he didn't send her out of the house neither has he ever maltreated her. Maybe she's trying to show him that whatever happens she has a place to go. I think her mother is suppose to ask her why she came home or better still contact the husband to know why his wife came back but nobody from her family contacted him. On a second thought, the mother shouldn't be blamed since nobody knows what the wife told her mother, but this is not the first time the mother is acting in this manner. He has put all her belongings together in the house so that anytime she wants to come & pack, its fine by him & if she comes back its still fine by him. Anything she wants to do is very okay with him, he just want to keep his hands clean. What is your advice or take on this? One thing has been hindering him from making a move to call or look for settlement is PRIDE & EGO. They really love each other that they can die for each other but right now I don't know what the devil is doing.

Update: She has sent him a text this morning which read "i'll be coming tomorrow to pick some of our things & I'll also need money for our son's provision. hope you're fine? He hasn't replied her yet but this is what he intends to send her

"Your coming should very early in the morning before 7:30am or in the evening cos i'll be going to work & cannot drop my key, better still i'll help you put all your things together so you can pick up everything at once. It's gonna save you stress & Tfare wastage of coming randomly for one thing or the other. Whenever you're finally ready to return, feel free but if you're expecting me to come for you then all I can say is ALL THE BEST... Never will you see me nor will i do such follow up again, reason being that you chose your path & defined the fate of your child. I think we've all tried one way or the other. I don't have money right now for provision, month end perhaps".

I told him to chill first & not send it or even if he'll send it let it be later in the evening. This issue has got everyone confused, to me I think one of them should just act the fool for peace to reign cos I don't see any issue that is worth all this. I bet you if you hear from all of them, you'll know that there's no problem at all warranting this, in fact its child's play

Tell him to send this...
Alakori my stubborn love, I am sorry for whatever happened, I can't even explain what happened, but I am sorry.
And in case something else will happen, I am sorry ahead. I miss my child, please I need him around and his stubborn mother.


In marriage, men tend to apologise for what they didn't do, what they have done, what they haven't done, what they will not do, and what they are not going to do.
For peace to reign, please help him send an apology text...... Just borrow his phone and send it on his behalf, don't let him know.
Please help him shame the devil, the little boy misses his father, shame the pride the devil has put in his parents hearts.

solostar1:
I thought I am the only one who watch animal documentary and there is something wrong with it. God have vindicated me.
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There is nothing at all wrong with you o, in fact if you know how bad I would love to see these animals close and personal, you will think I am insane. I so love animals crazily.
You need to watch Tippi Degre's documentary, you will really ask how animals got to love her so much.

If you are a good person, they won't need to talk bad about you or forced to lie when you die.
Let's stop this traditional rubbish, if you are bad, you are bad, let the angels know your score before the afterlife.
Yes we all have something wrong we did, but when yours is being said we'll, come on...
If you are bad, you are bad simple.. Whether dead or alive, you are bad.
Abacha does not have a good record till date, yet when these wicked politicians die, we come up with religious or traditional talk.

Shey Buhari said the refineries will be working within one year when he was making noise in 2015?

pocohantas:
What if there is no clear habitat? What if it is a black panther? How do you tell if it is a leopard or jaguar?

That's where I remember what the op described (black spot)
Those two animals are like twins
If its a blank panther, I will be more confuse

pocohantas:
1— Leopard and Jaguar



Pic 1: Leopard
Pic 2: Jaguar

Pic 3: Black panther and his leopardess spouse. An article I read said they have been together for 4yrs. Some of you can’t even stay 1yr .

Pic 4: What is happening here?

The habitat easily makes me identify Jaguar from Leopard.

odiks:
• ’He came to palace wearing cap’



https://thenationonlineng.net/obaseki-disrespects-oba-of-benin-says-oshiomhole/

Nonsense and rubbish.
So is it disrespectful to use nose mask before the oba? We Africans are a bigger problem to planet earth.

Uae01Dirham:
Wahala!

This is why is good to be self employed. No matter how much salary you earn, job wen no be your own no go ever be your own!

They must sack/retire you someday and the worst part be say e fit happen when you no get savings

Please if you are earning above 200k naira, Biko start small business for back up oh. Make you no come here d paste aza for us. We no fit fall for “local” scope

So you think these high income earners don't have a back up?
Or you think many of them have not invested in businesses, or long term investments?
Seriously I don't understand it when you people start this self employed talk, there are a lot of people who invest in businesses and earn what a self employed person can only dream of in 10years.
Some don't take the risk of being self employed, but invest in you who want to be self employed, and by that, you that is claiming self employed work for them.
Please let's stop all these motivational speeches that is already outdated. Being self employed is riskier and more consuming than being employed if you really know business. Then, check around you and see if the economy has not affected over 60% self employed people.

azpekuliar:
My father is a staunch, devoted Seventh-Day Adventist for over 35 years. He has told us that members of these white garment Aladura churches will get to heaven before we Adventists.

I have never known my father to be a flippant person especially when it comes to matters of religion.

Sorry to say, it doesn't mean your father is right.

gungab:
Common Meenh.

The Bible say, Spare the rod and spoil the child.
The problem I have with the video is that, hope na rod the woman will use to beat him

Don't mind those forming American when they don't even know the road to airport. Many have never been to the airport sef, talkless of boarding a plane.
Even Muslim countries dey flog adults when they misbehave, so what is the big deal here? The mother didn't even flog the boy o.
If we don't discipline our kids or threaten them so they can be upright, who will do it for us?

What I can say is, find a friend you can marry.
A lot of response here is full of bitter lips (hands since they typed what their tongue and mind is saying).
In marriage, what works for A may be what caused divorce for C, and what C can't tolerate is what B can overlook.
In order words, Charles loves to cook in the kitchen with his wife, and Kennedy was brought up by his mom never to cook in the kitchen so he sees kitchen stuff as a ladies thing, while Jeffery loves arranging his laundry well and neither Charles or Kennedy knows how to do laundry.
All I am saying is, getting and remaining married is not fairy tale, forget all those photo session couples post for you, there is more to being married than meet the eyes.
Tolerance,
Tolerance,
Tolerance,
Loaned tolerance (because your tolerance won't be enough, you will have to loan more from elders in the game),
Then saying less about your home to third party (helps a lot),
Paddling your canoe (without comparing your home with other),
Drink plenty water and sleep.

Corona secondary school should be shut down with immediate effect..
We don't want to know, they must not be allowed to resume

Who is thinking what I am thinking...
Must it be at night?

prinsam30:
I bought 32inches TV plasma LG for my mum since 2012 for 49K tear leather, till tomorrow the tin still dey work, if NEPA like make dem reduce the voltage by minus 100% the TV go still on, nothing concern am with anyhow light do, the TV get voltage controller in it I think, forget about that TV guide of a thing, that tin is useless jor, I get am like three types, non dey regulate voltage as expected, just shine ur eyes and buy beta TV, some Belgium ar more durable than these overrated new TV

That TV guild is not as useful as people think.
It's a scam sef

Dalil8:
1. Absolutely wrong. They both have the same size of canine. There are Lions with longer canines than Tigers and vice versa.

2. Siberian tigers have thicker fur to protect it from cold. A Siberian Tiger won't survive on the grasslands which is usually hot.

3. When compared to the Buffalo, Hippo, Wildebeast, Girrafe, Crocs, Zebras, Elephant... those animals don't even come close in terms of aggressiveness.

4. That's a lie. There's not a single documentary that shows a Lion paired up with a Tigress for a fight. Or a Lioness paired up with a Tiger. Tell us another lie please.

5. Lions remain the Apex predator, no 1 on the food chain and King of the Jungle.

You are sounding different from fact o, well no problem.
It is not a debate at all.

1. Its not a debate, no contest with canine at all.

2. I understand your point for siberian Tiger, what about Bengal tiger? I gave that example because you said Lions will survive there.

3. Come on, do you understand what a Bear is? Tigers even lose their lives in that battle, how can you compare killing Bears, to killing zebras and crocs?
Mind you, a Lion hunts in pride, they will only go for the smaller elephant even when dying of hunger.

4.Go online and search. How can I unsee the once I have seen?

5. I can't laugh sef, even the Great White is ahead of the Lion. So no need to talk.

Dalil8:
There are jaguars with longer canines than Lions and Tigers. Dentition has nothing to do with strength of the cat.

Tigers are silent hunters, yes but that has to do more with its habitat.

A Lion would easily survive in a tiger's habitat but no tiger can survive in a lion's habit.

Lions have more competitors to deal with than Tigers.
Lions have longer and Thicker bones.
Tigers have more muscle mass.
It's tougher to survive on the savannahs than on the grasslands, rain forests.
The savannahs of Africa is the home of some of the most dangerous and largest animals on the planet.


I have watched hundreds of documentaries of Lions bullying Tigers, they are usually the aggressors.

Nope. An adult Tiger has the longest canines, Jaguars don't even stand a chance, instead Jaguars make up for that with the strongest bite force in the Cat family. A turtle can escape the Lions, Cheetahs, Cougars, Leopard, but no escape from the Jaguar, Jaguars will open the shell with one bite.
A Lion won't survive where the Tiger survives, ask yourself if a Lion can live in siberia first. The Tigers in Africa were killed anyhow because of their beautiful skin (I really don't know if we have
Tigers left aside the one in African zoos).
Then in terms of tough survival, come on. A Lion won't go toe to toe with a bison, bear, wolverine, it knows the end result from the beginning, but that's a normal thing for a Tiger. Sometimes even the pride of Lion is chased away by bisons.
Most documentaries show male Lions with Tigress, most fights has Lions vs Tigress.
Just imagine the position the a tiger stands in apex predators (number 2 only to killer whale), that means no land animal stands above.

Dalil8:
Both Lions and Tigers have the same size of canine. But some have it longer than the others, just like in humans. Tigers also kill by strangulation.

1000% wrong.
See, you really don't want to mess with a Tiger o.
You know how hard the skin of a Croc is, now imagine what it goes through when a Tiger strikes with that canine.

Zimri:
I LOSE BATTLES TOO

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THEN DIE A HERO!

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CATS ARE STUBBORN TOO SHA

These ones will be smaller in size. The adult Badger is just something else, you can't even kill it with a machete

Zimri:
THE GUY PUTS UP A FIGHT WITH ANYONE. ANYONE.


DOESN'T CARE IF YOU ARE A KING OR A SLAVE.

One of my favourite animals.
I wish I can have it as pet, but this guy doesn't care. It holds the record for being the most fearless animal

Dalil8:
Tigers don't like taking risks and they are not sociable. They mostly feed on injured or sick animals.

Lions on the other hand can take down any animal no matter the size. They are fearless and they have stronger bones than tigers even though tigers weigh more.

Lions bully tigers alot when confined together. So it's not by chance they got the title "King of all Beast".

That means you don't really know Tigers.
They are ferocious, have the longest canine in the cat family, biggest of the cat family, they hardly forgive, and only the Orca(killer whale) tops it in the Apex predator list.
You should be more scared of a Tiger, they kill anything anyhow. They kill even when they are not hungry (unlike Lions), a Tiger will hunt an adult Croc, a gaur, a bison, a buffalo all on it's own, and that takes a full pride of Lion to do.
That animal has no competition, quiet but brutal. In India, it is even known as the king of the jungle, truly it lives in the jungle. The Lion on the other hand lives in the savanna

Felajack:
He has done very well for the club in the space of three years.

No, he has been there for over 4years.
4.5years by calculation if I am correct, he got to epl before Conte & Guardiola joined

Ninobraw:
I am a guy of 29 years old and she's 24 years old. She is a nurse and she is working and earning good salary. We have been dating for the past 3 years, ever since she came into my life things have been moving forward. Between the space of three years I was able to buy a land and build two flat (almost completed) and also buy a nice car. All this was possible because she was in my life. She assisted me with the money she accumulated before she met me, (2 million naira) gave it to me to add it to the money I was using to build the house, she has really been the best thing that has happened to me. We both have never cheated on each other, I'm very happy having her in my life. During the period of covid 19 my business was shut down totally she was the one that sustained me Althrough and never complained.

She later resigned from her nursing work and started her own chemist shop, I supported her with 300k she rejected it and asked me to add it to the money for house project. She is making some good money from her store any way.

Now we plan to do our marriage by December and I budgeted more than 1 million naira.
the problem is that she insisted that it is too much that I should not spend more than 500k that's been a problem to us but later settle it. because she won't just listen to me she wants me to spend less than that the reason why I wanted to spend more than 1 million Naira was because she deserves it.

So because of that we adjusted the marriage to three months time since it's just 500k I am spending now my question is can I spend 500k for a moderate marriage? And I wanted to do something tangible for her because she deserve more than everything I have, please what other things can I do for her that will be equivalent to everything she has done for me.

Since we have been dating she has never asked me for big money and also when ever I give her she always tells me that she gat money that no need to give her, in fact she love me so much that she don't even accept money from me unless gift. Now I want to do something tangible for her because since I have been dating her she doesn't allow me spent on her that much, and she doesn't complain.

Is this a movie?
This lady is one of the 0.06 available in Nigeria o.
Please where is she from? She is rare

Dean Schneider always reminding me of Tippi Degre'
I love wildlife. I love everything about wildlife, except the snake part.
Tippi's videos makes me short of words always.

The amount spent on maintenance over the years is enough to build another.
Constructing another will reduce the traffic on this bridge and expand it's lifespan.
I am just sorry I am a Nigerian, Ibrahim Babangida built this bridge (originally named after him), and till now, democracy has not reduced the traffic on it. The only idea democracy has is maintenance every 2 years

Zimri:
I WOULDN'T TELL IF THIS ENDED WELL.

It will end well for the Pangolin, there is nothing the Lions can do to eat this.