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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs PSG UCL (6 - 1) On 8th March 2017 by Heavance(m): 9:25am On Mar 09, 2017
Heavance:
Better be a man of your words..
You see why I can't bet on these players?
I hope you will do as you said o....
My friend was so sure Barca was out, I told him PSG could behave funny, and he shouldn't bet as coaches are stupid at times not to field the exact team that won the first leg.
The starting xi alone, I knew there was trouble, and after 2-0 at half time, I knew there was more trouble and penalty for barca
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs PSG UCL (6 - 1) On 8th March 2017 by Heavance(m): 11:10pm On Mar 08, 2017
beetown:
What just happened? shocked I'm not understanding
PSG back line let us down... I never believed PSG could qualify at half time.. never bet on players, because you won't be the one to play the ball
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs PSG UCL (6 - 1) On 8th March 2017 by Heavance(m): 10:49pm On Mar 08, 2017
beetown:
if Barca qualify for the next round,I'll plant weed at the front of a police station and in an army barrack and water it for 2 hours everyday huh
Better be a man of your words..
You see why I can't bet on these players?
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Shares Domestic Violence Photos, "Roseline Meurer Sleeps With Hubby" by Heavance(m): 6:08pm On Mar 08, 2017
At the end of the day, she will settle behind closed doors like that mavin girl.
They keep looking for pity from fans
Politics › Re: UK Says Jonathan Did NOT Reject Help To Rescue Chibok Girls by Heavance(m): 12:48pm On Mar 08, 2017
God sef go don tire for Nigeria case.
We can play politics with issues and life, if care is not taken, Angels could get confused.
Education › Re: "Pastor Slaps Covenant University Student For Pressing IPod During Service" by Heavance(m): 8:54am On Mar 08, 2017
Bishop once slapped a girl, so it's not new....
Maybe it is the slapping technique that makes the university rank high.
A world class university where humans are not permitted to use a mobile phone, pathetic!!!
Travel › Re: 10 Cities In Nigeria Where Pidgin English Is Most Spoken by Heavance(m): 8:00am On Mar 08, 2017
nathpope:
Wetin dey wory u? U think say baba moshudi and iya kafaya no dey sabi speak pidgin ni?
Enta market mk u hear correct ibadan pidgin..
grin. grin grin
Except na joke you dey joke..
I no hear one single pidgin from anybody there, all through service.
Romance › Re: Eat My Pussy by Heavance(m): 8:14pm On Mar 07, 2017
Sex Sex Sex... I fear what the next generation will do. Please people, sex is not everything
Travel › Re: 10 Cities In Nigeria Where Pidgin English Is Most Spoken by Heavance(m): 7:04pm On Mar 07, 2017
All cities in the south south occupy 1-9... Warri, Ughelli, Sapele, Asaba, full PH, Benin (B-side), Yenagoa....
Ibadan should stay out of that list, please, abeg, e jo, biko.
Travel › Re: 10 Cities In Nigeria Where Pidgin English Is Most Spoken by Heavance(m): 7:04pm On Mar 07, 2017
All cities in the south south occupy 1-9... Warri, Ughelli, Sapele, Asaba, full PH, Benin (B-side), Yenagoa....
Ibadan should stay out of that list, please, abeg, e jo, biko.
Christianity Etc › Re: Igbo Burial Ceremony Is Costly, Learn Form Muslims – Community Leader by Heavance(m): 6:57pm On Mar 07, 2017
Is it just Igbo? Do Europeans bury within 24hours?
There is always a process some people follow, some don't bury without the consent of all the children or parties involved.
Moreover, there are certain things the Muslims should learn from the church and other religious bodies.... And there are things the church should learn too, Burying within 24hours doesn't mean muslins get it right, you know how many cases we hear of the dead coming back, so burying within 24hours will definitely send whoever wakes up back to the dead land.
Politics › Re: 2019: We Will Declare Free Education For All When We Take Over – PDP by Heavance(m): 6:47pm On Mar 07, 2017
They should just stop taking everybody as fools.... I just hope a better set of people are available to take power in 2019
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Wants Wenger Out by Heavance(m): 6:00pm On Mar 06, 2017
As if Wenger has ever aired his view that he should be out as the governor of the state of Osun....
This man ehn
Health › Re: 5 Things To Do When Hit With Sudden Stomach Pains by Heavance(m): 9:23am On Mar 06, 2017
I find it very useful at this moment.
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerians Scared Of Marrying A More Successful Lady? Can You Marry One? by Heavance(m): 3:22pm On Mar 05, 2017
I still wonder too. But some men just like being bossy, instead of being friends with their wife. Men just have this ego of being in charge, forgetting they should be partners.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Compulsory For Me To Pay Tithe As A Student From My Small Allowance? by Heavance(m): 9:52am On Mar 05, 2017
bjbukzy:
From a common sense point of view, the answer is "NO".
Ur pocket money is nt earned but transfered to you by ur parent/family who worked n earned d money. D Earner must ve deducted d 10% tithe b4 given u ur share(n if he hasnt, dt is btw im n his creator).

If u pay tithe, then pay ur tax also.
OMG, I didn't know people like you were still around....Thank God.
Same thing I tell these students, if your pastor tells you to pay tithe, why then are you not paying tax?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Compulsory For Me To Pay Tithe As A Student From My Small Allowance? by Heavance(m): 9:50am On Mar 05, 2017
phkka1:
Tithe is 1/10 of personal income. Student who is dependent has no income. You can give offerings. Tithe comes immediately you start earning income.
Thank God there is a sane person here, I wonder how a student who is dependent has to pay tithe.
Is the student working? I don't know why those swagger pastors don't address this issue at their fellowships
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Whose Sister Was Murdered Denounces Jesus (Photo) by Heavance(m): 9:46am On Mar 05, 2017
He needs to read the story of David, how he prayed and fasted that God should heal his child.....
Our plans are always different from that of God
Romance › Re: What Do You Now Regret Doing For Your Ex? by Heavance(m): 8:55am On Mar 05, 2017
Hotfreeze:
Congrats bro.

You escaped marrying someone who didn't love you and she missed marrying someone who truly loved her.

Ladies at her age choose swag over class. In a decade, she would see you and be hiding in shame.

My ex left me for a guy in Zenith cos I was a student back then. When I got to my final year on school, he lost his job and couldn't get others so quickly. Then, I was preparing to go to Law School.

When I started working, she started calling me and all. She was crying, begging me to forgive her. This was someone who had already done introduction with the other guy. I told her I accepted, we hung out, had sex a couple of times (na my pension) before I told her off.

Now, I show love to my parents and my siblings' kids and I'm so happy. I remember when I called my mom and told her 'Mommy, I love you', she was crying. She thought I was going to die.

My brother, leave those girls o. In 5 years time, she'll know the difference between swag and class.
Reminds me of how I hugged & kissed my mum with so much love for helping me out in the university when I thought I will have extra year, I never believed she kept that memory intact, till she talked about it in front of my sister.
Sincerely, we need to show more love to our mum first, we must never neglect our mum and run after girls that will deny us soon.
Family › Re: MAN Or Woman? Who Put In The Best To Save Marriage The Most by Heavance(m): 7:27pm On Mar 04, 2017
Cutehector:
seems ur parents are divorced
DiWetin? Not even an option for them, after how many decades together.....
Family › Re: MAN Or Woman? Who Put In The Best To Save Marriage The Most by Heavance(m): 7:18pm On Mar 04, 2017
Everyone knows it is the woman na, before her enemies mock her for the shakara of the wedding day, she will put extreme effort to save it.
Men just feel they can walk out, and walk into a new woman anytime.
Phones › Re: Mtn Pop-up Messages; A Scam Like Non-other. by Heavance(m): 5:50pm On Mar 04, 2017
I couldn't get angry when I was told I subscribed, is it possible to unconsciously subscribe for dstv bouquet?
So why has mtn decided to steal from us?
I even asked the customer service, why the messages come up on our screen without our consent, she had no answer o.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Ok To Advertise Miracles by Heavance(m): 5:44pm On Mar 04, 2017
It has become a business strategy for new generation churches, thereby attracting more customers to patronise them in tithe and offering.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls Friends Should I Honour This Invitation, Am Stayin Vry Far Frm D Address by Heavance(m): 5:36pm On Mar 04, 2017
I got same SMS some weeks ago, it is not real o, probably gnld after I made enquiries online.
Don't waste your money
Family › Re: Why Women Hide Money From Their Husbands! by Heavance(m): 9:34am On Mar 04, 2017
Sincerely, most of the experiences narrated by these women happen in many homes.
I keep wondering why a man leaves his home, and care for some random girls.
Politics › Re: I'm 3 Years Older Than Him - Wife Of The New Ondo State Governor by Heavance(m): 9:25am On Mar 04, 2017
That was when we could buy fanta Chapman with coins.... That particular love doesn't exist in this era again o.
Christianity Etc › Re: Fake Nigerian Christians: Charly Boy Blasts Nigerian Christians In New Article by Heavance(m): 5:55pm On Mar 03, 2017
some people won't like this.... religion has closed their eyes
Family › Re: My Boss Is Threatening My Marriage by Heavance(m):
Yorubest:
Hmmm. Thanks for all the advise. I was wrong but there's nothing happening again. Although I used to talk to him fondly about my boss and things in the office which I'm sure makes him not want to trust me. My boss was also at my wedding and he gave us presents and cash which he is aware of.

What can I do now? The trust is gone.
Christ!!!
I heard ladies do this a lot, inviting their ***** to their wedding, and the man still plays big uncle, I thought it is/was a joke.
Dear, you have no idea what is playing in your husband's head daily, a clear replay of your wedding day goes on in his mind before sleep comes every night, he will definitely see himself as a *****.
If care is not taken, he will retaliate in a very bad way.

The worst part men can't forget is that, his friend knows about it, probably he was at the wedding too. Other friends may know too.
He may even be planning to confirm if he is the father of your kid
Romance › Re: Husband Scarcity!!! by Heavance(m): 9:01am On Mar 03, 2017
The economy has not enabled guys feed themselves, so how do you expect them to add another mouth? Few jobs again....

The more reason we keep having baby mama's
Romance › Re: Man Exposes Lady Who Infected Him With HIV (photos) by Heavance(m): 8:40am On Mar 03, 2017
They keep passing it to the next, tiki-taka
Nairaland General › Re: Snakes My Brother Killed Last Night (pics) by Heavance(m): 1:57pm On Mar 02, 2017
Krak:
Rattlesnake is not found in Africa. Looks like Vipers.

And please learn to use words correctly, using of "fink" instead of "think" is not only incorrect, but also childish.
yeah, Viper .......
Rattlesnakes usually have curled tail and shakes it when threatened
Family › Re: I Want To Die, 85-year-old Woman Rejected By Children Cries by Heavance(m): 8:57am On Mar 02, 2017
Dear God, please don't let my mother act wicked unconsciously, thereby making her kids avoid her.
And please, don't let me forget the days she held my hand to school, to become someone in life..... Don't make me forget to take care of her as she did, when I couldn't lift a cup.

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