₦airaland Forum

No wahala. Anything but the BAT is fine by me.

Okay, let his leaders vote for him.

We are patiently waiting.

The problem is that when you start as a simp, you can't later swallow any so-called red or black pill. You better finish as a simp, because if you try form reawakening to enjoy wetin bahd guys dey enjoy, na that time this kind yeye demon go overtake your woman brain to cut your prick in your sleep. It's about control. Having tasted 'power' over you as a simp, they don't want to ever lose that control. Better if they never had such power or control from the beginning.

Na hand wey you take start dey determine as e go dey be.

Is it a must to build or acquire a 'befitting' headquarters for any and every useless government MDA?

Come to think of it, the real revenue generating ones have very ordinary headquarters. Check out how basic the FIRS headquarters in Zone 5 or the Customs headquarters in Zone 3 look like.

An agency that is controlled by Seyi Tinubu? What do you expect?

Truly truly, you can't support this Tinubu of a thing without sounding absolutely stupid.

At least Peter Obi flies commercial, even economy most times. If you weren't so brain damaged, you might as well ask how and why your Emilokan batstard is able to fly strictly high grade private jets whenever on his local and international junkets.

Kyase:
All those that voted during the presidential elections won’t vote again especially the labour guys

Largely. Because regardless of how the presidential election turns out, whether Peter Obi wins or loses, the Obidients wouldn't turn out for the gubernatorial elections which comes after the presidential elections.

The people who would largely benefit from Peter Obi's momentum are the LP National Assembly candidates in Peter Obi/LP strongholds.

This goes without saying. Throughout the PDP era... Obasanjo, even the terminally ill Yar' Adua, Goodluck, they ALL held monthly or quarterly presidential media chats where they directly interacted with journalists LIVE, answered pressing questions, and briefed Nigerians on what they are doing and the state of the nation essentially.

All of that changed with this bastard Buhari who was packaged into office and remained packaged, aloof, and arrogantly deaf and dumb throughout his despicable 8 miserable years in power.

Now the same thing is happening with the old, desperate, wicked, criminally inclined agbado bastard. Addressing Nigerians through characters like Shittima, Keyamo, Dele Alake and other proxies is such a distasteful insult. It wouldn't work. If he can't come out and open his putrid mouth to talk to Nigerians, repetitively and regularly like the other candidates are doing then let him retire to his house to rule over his family.

Bloody BATstard.

You can imagine the very primitive and bigoted reasoning. Very obnoxious idiot.

Who pays for all these junkets and ridiculously frivolous sprees... International private jet travels, etc.? We're talking about a state governor and public funds.

We have a really long way to go in this useless country.

Yusufisraelj:
My kind observations as well, however let's wait for the outcome.

What is your observation? Atiku wins North East and North West, Tinubu wins South West, Peter Obi Wins South East, much of South South.. And then all three of them share North Central (Peter OBI wins Plateau, Taraba, Benue.. Tinubu wins Kwara and Kogi, Atiku wins Niger and Nasarawa)... So what exactly is your "observation"? Where and who will Tinubu win over?

LET HIM TELL US THAT BY HIMSELF, YOU MISERABLE, USELESS BASTARD.

We don't need another old fool that hirelings like this nonentity called Keyamo would speak for.

People tend to forget 2014/2015 so easily... When Buhari was the champion of social media, and his BMC team mainly assembled and funded by thiefnumbu the BAT went about destroying Jonathan, his family and his supporters with zero mercy.

To a very large extent, this social media wildfire played a major role in bringing lots of Southern and Middle Belt votes to Buhari, thus legitimising his campaign as a national effort and bringing him to power.

Now the tables have turned, and is it not amusing to see bastards talking about how Obi supporters are quick to insult, bla bla. This is only the beginning. The best is yet to come.

This one is loud.

That's why anybody telling me about Shittima's useless speech at the NBA conference would receive a potentially fatal slap. Bunch of disgusting renegades.

Where was Tinubu and can somebody refer me to his own speech yesterday? After the 'packaged' Buhari nightmare that we're all experiencing, anyone who comes up with another attempt to smuggle an old fool like BAT into power through proxies, representatives and fronts deserves to be lynched by Nigerians.

I'm surprised you lot don't know that Obi is as smart and cunning as the proverbial tortoise. Of course he has solutions, but he is intentionally withholding them.

Some of the solutions he has may ruffle feathers and potentially undermine his support base in some quarters, especially because of the powerful entrenched interests who don't want the status quo disrupted. So he is playing to the gallery while holding his cards close to his chest.

alabo1:
You are very silly. You don't know what it means to get a PHD that's why. Your language is rude and unbecoming. I don't know the institution you attended but trust me we have some of the best minds in Academia in Africa despite our limitations. Go, your sins are forgiven

Shut up and get out, you fool. I know you more than you know yourself.

Nonsense. Nigerian public university lecturers are overrated. I know this because I know this. Bunch of redundant, smug, unnecessarily arrogant idiots. I hate Buhari more than anyone else but you see this ASUU, they are absolute smelly fecal matter.

The way ASUU has held the country to ransom over the years is just a sad comedy. They overrate their importance and think that because one corrupt, depraved animal is a 'Dr' or Professor of shit, then he deserves to earn more than an oil industry executive. We're talking about someone whose actual academic/intellectual/innovative output is almost zero. There's nothing they can teach you now that you wouldn't easily find on Google or YouTube. There's nothing that comes out of their useless 'research'. Give one of them a N1b grant to do research in their field, and watch how they would spend it on the usual Naija levels... Acquiring property, cars, investing in private business, and then forming made man.

The country is just a joke. ASUU my foot.

Rozross:
Most guys are not living their reality. I haven’t gotten any reasonable response so far yet they are so quick at throwing tantrums. I’m still waiting

You're obviously stupid or deluded.

There's no objective reality. Let's say you earn N2m a month and that's why you think you've arrived and then you're wondering how guys who earn N100k do it. But you are probably not aware that lots of guys spend that 2m weekly on frivolities alone.

The objective truth is that the majority of Nigerians don't earn up to N100, 000 a month, including the parents of the girls you're foolishly 'empathising' with.

Enjoy your narrow realm quietly and don't ask stupid 'general' questions on a public forum, based on very myopic assumptions.

If I spend averagely N500k a week on jaiye jaiye - drinks, chops, women, etc. It doesn't mean I don't know that I'm actually not the average Nigerian. I wouldn't come here to ask stupid questions that only provoke, irritate and demean the vast majority of regular people.

About structure, people tend to forget that Buhari's hurriedly formed CPC didn't have any structure, yet it amassed 12 million votes and gave GEJ a run for his money in 2011.

About social media, people tend to forget that social media was instrumental in sweeping Buhari to power in 2015... Buhari was the social media candidate in 2015. People tend to forget and mix things up too easily.

Pastor Reuben sounds like one of the ex militant 'generals'. Those are the kinds of people the dirty BAT would embrace into his team.

Forget all the long story. The average Nigerian knows that Tinubu is a big thief. That is the main reason why he is just a no no.

When Abiola ran in 93, he was at least a private businessman who was already a billionaire and was engaged in numerous charitable causes. Not to mention his natural charisma. Never mind that MKO exploited the system to become rich... not worse than people like Dangote, Adenuga and the rest did and are still doing. But at least he made his money from private enterprise and invested heavily in charity and populist causes. Not like Tinubu who emerged from nowhere to become a multi billionaire in dollars, courtesy of Lagos State treasury.

Tinubu is widely known to be an insatiable thief with a penchant for primitive accumulation. There's nothing to like about the always incoherent, drugged up, slurred speech idiot. So I really wonder where he is expecting to get votes from to become the president of Nigeria. The audacity is even annoying.

Jack005:
In Rivers State where I come from, Tinubu may not get up to 25%,the hatred we have for that man here is enormous.

It is obvious that the man and his team have no plans of actually winning the popular vote. Their game plan is to compromise the election and rig the entire process, starting from INEC, security agencies, the judiciary, and course vote buying and voter intimidation.

Anyone with half a brain knows that Tinubu is not a character that inspires hope or affection from neutral persons - just like Abiola did in '93, Jonathan did in 2011, and Buhari did in 2015. There's no average enlightened regular person in Port Harcourt or Potiskum, or Jalingo, or Umuahia or Damaturu or Jos that would look at the contestants now and say oh, Tinubu is my choice.

The only 'masses' propping him up genuinely are Yoruba people especially those jaundiced by ethnocentrism or the rural and illiterate people who will be easily shepherded like zombies to vote for their tribal ancestor. Other than those ones, Tinubu's entire candidacy is promoted by those who have been paid, promised payment, or hopeful of personal gain from either his campaign or his presidency. It enjoys no traction with common folk anywhere. Without malpractices, the old greedy fool would finish a very distant third in the elections, possibly even fourth behind Kwankwaso.

You're living in la la land if you're envisaging the possibility of power drink and infinitely megalomaniacal Tinubu stepping down for Peter Obi.

Even if you bleeped her raw 5 rounds, there's less than a one percent chance you'd catch it. Read up chances of contracting it after unprotected sex and stop being alarmist. Most of you fuss too much.

Tinubu is more of an ethnic candidate than Peter Obi. It's clear if you read between the lines.

Tinubu would obviously clear the rural areas in most of Yoruba land, while Obi would get meaningful votes from cosmopolitan people in urban areas. Overall he will certainly get more than 25% across the South West.

Elvis the big Abuja baller. You dey try. No dey take 26 years wound person.

sophirebenitez:
The guy is living up to his name "Government"

Dreaded and admired. He's the last south south power broker, forget all these our governors.

I dey tell you. He's a phenomenon. I just weak.

Simps and their never ending tales of woe.