₦airaland Forum

sirqeeboi:
I would rather venture into selling than dis..
Why is it that only boy child in female children no dey get sense. I mean plan for their future.

Are you sure you're alright? Selling what? Plan for which future when you have already amassed billions of dollars in cash and assets from the Nigerian public till. How many hundreds of futures can one boy possibly have?

This Jobless idiot now has a job. The Taliban of Daura.

You can imagine what to expect.

Still talking about legal or illegal shows you're not serious.

As Dave Chappelle famously quipped while inducting Jay-Z into the Rock Hall of Fame: "The American Pie is not made out of apples. It’s made out of whatever you get your fucking hands on." Thats America where things work. Now imagine the ingredients of the Nigerian Pie. Man, interpretation of this timeless wisdom is left to every man.

That said, first step is to stop being weird. Stop projecting your misery in social encounters. Force your fucking self into friendships where you can learn something and gain perspective. Remember, DON'T PROJECT SADNESS AND MISERY when with others. Nobody wants to hang out with a fucking depressed sad mo'fucker. Start from there and see how things unfold.

Tales by moonlight.

What I get from a cursory analysis of both accounts is this likely truth:

The boy waka crayfish waka into the army checkpoint for whatever reason (maybe he was in distress or whatever else), but his appearance (typical dirty yahoo boy 'dada' dreads) and composure made the seemingly 'at alert' but actually overzealous soldiers immediately profile him as an irritant or threat actor....

Then, possibly to worsen his case, he didn't have a smooth, persuasive and compelling agony tale to spill to them (say ah, my ogas I just escape for kidnappers hand o, they nearly kill me, abeg take my phone make una help me reach my family). Maybe he mumbled rubbish or even talked carelessly or worse still said nothing at all with a menacing look.

At this point of course Nigeria's unprofessional and completely useless armed forces would do what they know how to do best: Deploy deadly force on zero to mild threats. Beatings, punishments, etc without even a simple attempt at cuffing or tying him down for simple interrogation. Things escalated with the brutality and the poor boy didn't survive it.

That is what I think happened.

A careful forensic analysis of the woman's mouth as seen in the picture provides preliminary evidence of a sharp mouth.

Of course this doesn't excuse or justify the Uber driver's action. Even if she slapped him, he should have kept his cool and reported to Uber. Self control maketh a man.

Then again I'm surprised about the claim that Uber deleted her account. There must be more to it because Uber is not Bolt.

I don't understand. Where exactly did the billions cometh from?

Till tomorrow, Jefri remains my all time mentor and a legend in chopping life.

Man was an embodiment of excess. Nobody else in the last century comes close.

I don't understand what it means to "lure" a fully grown woman to a hotel room.... HOTEL ROOM o.

By the way, the headline is misleading. How can you describe adult females in higher institutions as 'teenage girls'?

Look, let's face it, these greedy girls who mess themselves up looking for runs to do from one hotel to the other need to understand that the game comes with its own risks and hazards. When you go around looking for which man would pay you N50k or N100k for the night, just know that you will meet all sorts. Anything your eye see, take am like that.

Benbellamor:
Let me shock you more...a yahoo boy went into the plane toilet to smoke...in our 8 hour flight from Qatar to Lagos... and has the got to confront the air hostess that it doesn't concern her...it took a combined air hostesses of four and other experienced security related passengers to restore peace...but when we landed in MM2 Lagos...three hefty bouncers with policemen came in to arrest him...he just cooperate and followed

These riff-raff boys are a social menace. Truly money shouldn't be in the hands of certain kinds of people.

The pilot doesn't even get the chance to see passengers most times. So I guess the said passenger must have been unruly to one of the Air hostesses who then reported to the pilot, and then the pilot asked the said passenger to disembark.

Now it depends on the extent of unruliness and what the air hostess must have told the pilot. That would help us determine whether the pilot was too harsh or justified in asking the passenger to disembark.

I was once on a local flight where one block headed yahoo boy looking animal refused to switch off his phone before take off. After several entreaties by the air hostess, she had to report to the pilot and then the pilot made an announcement threatening to delay the flight and call airport security to take the guy down if he refused to comply. Consequently all the passengers shouted at the idiot before he switched off his phone. So yeah, some fools can be very unruly.

The entitlement mentality and pseudo-feminism fuelled by social media and negative exposure would be the death of this generation of women. It is incredible.

Every idiot wants to use iPhone 13, want to live in Lekki, and wants constant 'free' alerts to be hitting her phone for doing absolutely nothing. On top of it all, they are all psychologically damaged, quarrelsome, and detest submissiveness. It is a joke really.

Marry at your own risk.

FarahAideed:
Stop spreading false hood ..he doesn't own Banana island neither did he conceive it ..Banana Island was conceive and funded by Chargoury , Mr Waya got his break there though by being and early promoter ( super agent) and took huge commissions on sale and allotment as he successfully got a lot of rich politicians friends to buy into it ..Davido dad Adeleke was also a super promoter there and made a breakthrough there

In those days, Waya and the Chagoury clan were one and the same. It is difficult to explain but I'm sure Waya was instrumental to connecting Chagoury to the top military brass (especially Abacha) who made them rich. I think he was more than just a super promoter.

This noisy guy sef. If I hear say na him fund am. The real owner is in the shadows. Mr Bullet. If you know, you know.

Very stupid report.

Stupid talk. Wake me up and tell me when Southern (Igbo, Yoruba, Bini, etc) gangs start kidnapping, raping and killing northerners right there in the North.

The greatest insecurity in the South today is orchestrated by the same Fulani animals terrorising the North. The mass kidnappings on major highways across the South are carried out by these northern bastards. So what is Deji talking about?

The problem of Nigeria is the North... Politically, economically and since Buhari become president... criminally. Let them evacuate the Fulani bastards causing havoc on southern highways and Southern farms back to the north, to add to the already sizable number of their colleagues in the North disturbing themselves there. It shouldn't concern us.

After all, IPOB has not disturbed anybody in the North (or even in the South West or South South). Let's not try to make stupid excuses to ignore the obvious elephant in the room.

Speaking a lot without saying anything. With these Fulani ethnocentrists, there's no need to get carried d away by their empty and meaningless words.

Atiku, go and die with your Buhari and the rest of your bloody stock. Nigeria has had enough of Fulani animals who have destroyed Nigeria with blatant bloodletting criminality. Buhari is the last.

Golan007:
Yeah, Ibeto bid for it but was cheated.

Your relentless stupidity is apparently on overdrive here , because you're obviously an abokki parasite benefitting from the current sordid state of things. It's your time. Enjoy.

We have heard you and we have seen the passion with which you defend your fellow bush dwelling band of leeches. Your work is done, so quit polluting this thread with your cow dung.

Disgusting thing.

The original slay queen gan gan.

This useless fat idiot is even more annoying than Buhari. Such a bastard.

Kasali done enter kasala.

heart-wrenching stuff. You'd never know the enormity if this atrocity going on until it happens to you or yours. God forbid.

Under Buhari, Nigeria has become worse than a jungle.

So you saw all these signs from the beginning and yet you proceeded to marry the girl? Because her honeypot dey drip liquid gold or because you lost all hope of ever finding another girl that would agree to marry your pathetic self?

All these foolish guys and their endless self-inflicted woes dey always make me vex.

Well done. Continue deceiving yourselves and the clueless sheeple who fund your charlatan jamborees.

That's not even my own personal fear about a doubtful Tinubu presidency. My own biggest fear and why God forbids the old thief ever becomes president is the potential menace of the Lagos boys.

Imagine someone like MC Oluomo and his goons! Fulani herdsmen would be Child's play. All them Lagos urchins - including the 'royal' ones from Elegushi to Alagbado - and the Alausa parasites would make life unbearable for civilised people. God forbid.

Even if Osibanjo the fake pastor and fake professor gets it, it wouldn't be that bad. It will be a much lesser evil than Tinubu the gbogbo eru crowd pleasing Urchin Master himself. I get the feeling Osibanjo wouldn't tolerate all that crap because at heart he is a sober, pseudo-aristocrat. Unlike Tinubu the market square Agbero money/power miss Road.

But of course all of this talk and permutation is merely for our amusement. Tinubu will NEVER be president of Nigeria.

Nigeria's problem is not a small one. We are generally doomed.

Imagine this sort of systemic and institutional stupidity.

I hope he is taking care of them and the rest of his family - as he should. Okpataozuora doesn't make sense if okpata doesn't zuo ime uno first. It's not by hustling. Everyone hustles to the best of their ability, knowledge, exposure and understanding. But some level of grace is always undeserved and isn't for you alone. Rewind that.


All the while I thought Ike was his younger brother, because he looks quite younger than Obi... Not to mention that he looks like he needs help.

Only one ozoigbondu

What of ancillary/support services..... Airport taxis, etc. Are they operating fully now?

Typical scorned woman. Very useless creatures.

When things go south, they lose their bearing and start to behave like a bull in a China shop.