₦airaland Forum

BinamRex:
Just get married if you can afford it. Stop having sex with random women. Some of these ladies are destiny destroyers. When you have sex with them, your destiny is ruined.

It's a very high chance that you might get married to a 'destiny destroyer' and then your misery would be full-time/lifetime. So kuku leave matter.

NGpatriot:
See Tinubu's accountant and bank manager, this one don enter his bank account, enter dangote and other people bank account, quickly added every thing up, compared them and concluded that Tinubu is richer than all of them.


Sometimes it's just safe to laugh at the madness and silliness you and your kind peddle, it's always insane and comical.

You people are so far deep into Tinubu's pata as if Tinubu is your life ambition..

Lol. I don't take you e-rats seriously. You're zombies. End of.

PeaceJoyLove:
You all should mark my words, the only power that can remove Tinubu is from above. We all know how he made his money. He did some runs which whoever knows and whoever doesnt know....him wahala...then joined NADECO. When Abacha wahala started, he ran to the UK and supported many politicians in exile. Even Dele Momodu is a beneficiary. You can never see Dele go against him. Then, he became governor of Lagos, worked so hard that he developed Lagos, and then boom...he registered companies that are in charge of the taxes of Lagos, so that after he leaving his still continuously make money till date. All the resources of Lagos, Bola has cuts there. Transport revenue ooo, toll Gates ooo, taxes ooo, wetin you wan talk he doesnt have his cut from? So, this is how he made massive money. Una dey call Dangote the richest man in Nigeria, I am not sure he is as rich as Bola Tinubu.

Buhari is rich, but he said he was poor cos when he too saw the money Bola Tinubu has, he said.... chai...I am poor.

So, the issue of how he made his money should not come to play here. Person wey get the whole of parks and markets all over Lagos. Do you know the amount made daily in a single motor park? Even MC Oluomo who is just the head of transport, just a section ooo can afrord to send all his children abroad, and marry many wives..not to talk of Bola Tinubu who has everything in his pocket.

This man can buy all the generals in the military ...walahi. See eh...He will buy IBB sef. Na Bola you still dey ask how he made his money? Una no serious ooo. An open secret. Nothing go touch this man except God. And this is why we need to start praying hard.

I've always maintained that this bastard is arguably one of the richest politically exposed persons in Nigeria's history. Richer than IBB and Abacha. Exceedingly richer than the likes of Atiku. Richer than Jonathan, Adenuga and possibly even Dangote. Might sound funny and far-fetched, but don't doubt it.

On a personal, amoral level I admire his grit, Street wisdom and intelligence, foresight, capacity for long term planning (like the Money Heist Professor), and providential luck... The way he successfully pocketed our prosperous Lagos for over 20 years and counting, extended to other South West states and beyond, planted many 'boys' everywhere, and eventually grinded his way to the federal government level will remain a reference story for generations unborn. Omoh, the man is a motherfucking legend... Talking from a personal perspective as an amoral hustler appreciating another amoral huster's personal achievement.

But, talking realistically and patriotically, everyone knows he is a criminal of unprecedented proportions. After everything we've been through as a country, this kind of character should not be marketed as a potential president. I find it unforgivably demeaning for any of these online or offline fools to insult our intelligence by trying to defend him or explain how or why he is such a 'presidential material'. God forbid.

They will tell you that the idiot was a Mobil 'treasurer' (whatever the Bleep that means). Even though the salary of that position is public knowledge. From Mobil treasurer, ehen, what else?

Stupid thief with stupider followers.

gazza07:
Don't be deceived, ordinarily why must they go to the license office if not for show off, these 2 is a just a call away to renewal of the drivers license. Enuf of this rubbish

A call away, and it is not even they themselves who would make that call. It is one of their aides.

But like you said, it is just an opportunity to catch big man cruise and give the yeye masses like us something to talk about.

What exactly did this mofo come to do in Lagos again?

mediainc:
Nonsense, our inflation is caused by lack of adequate production, prices will keep going up.

That's the same point of the OP's theory.

Lack of adequate production, yet there's a lot of illicit (yahoo) money in circulation. The result is unjustified price hikes in things like house rent, hotel room rates, pvssy, etc. If the money these yahoo boys are spending all over the place was generated from actual productivity, there wouldn't be such astronomical and unjustified inflation in these sectors especially.

God forgive me, but I laugh well well. Kai. This country funny die.

I don't understand why this noisy fool is getting so much unjustified social media coverage.

This one would soon drink the same brand of delicious tea that Abiola drank. Deluded old fool that can't respect himself.

CharlesJok3r:
There are people out there that ₦400,000 is like bottle water money to them and they can give anybody without expecting anything in return!... I hope I get to that level soon.

You guys are funny. Sure there can be whimsical instances of generosity, but trust me, even the richest people in Nigeria know the value of money. They know that N400k is big money to the masses. I'm super sure these kinds of stupid guys, if you check, their own siblings are just managing with life.

He probably hasn't 'dashed' his own brother or sister N200k in recent times. He would also likely not dash a random male, or a random struggling old woman or unattractive local girl trekking under the sun such money. As a stupid simp, it has to be a 'babe' of all people that he will purport to be arbitrarily generous to. It is a mental disorder. Not generosity, and certainly not a sign of 'N400k is bottle water money' wealth. Don't get things twisted.

Omo different levels dey go on low key for this Naija.

specialmati:
nawa for you so why must anambra of all people visit other state to take their flight. Thanks to obiano jarri.anambra suppose get everything not only airport i for like them get seaport too if its achievable

When even dead, desert-states like Gombe have airports. Even brown-roof economy cities like Akure and Ibadan have functioning airports. Lol.

So Anambra with all its uncountable millionaires, and its super wide middle class (arguably the widest of any Nigerian state) littered across Nigeria who have reason to travel to their home state from time to time... A state that can clearly sustain an airport better than many states with existing airports? So such a state would now have to explain to inferior idiots why it needs an airport? I just tire.

Esseite:
Its sold out for almost all of January... was able to get an emergency slot for a friend at 120,000 (not business class). It's crazy honestly..

That Airport needs more planes..

You can imagine. That "emergency slot" came out of very profitable air ticket racketeering that some smart punks have been cashing out from for ages. Nothing like fully booked. Go to Air Peace counter at the airport and you're guaranteed a ticket same day or next day if you can pay the steep price. N120k for economy. Choi.

Meanwhile I don't know why Eastern routes are so expensive. Abuja-Lagos-Abuja you cna still see N25k-N27k.

What do you do for a living is also quite a stupid and irritating question. Especially when asked by people who have no business asking.

Noisemakers. These IG Noisemakers don't inspire anyone. They just corrupt the society with too much information/exposure and unactionable desperation.

I prefer the old days when those who know road make their money and enjoy without the useless masses knowing what's happening. Poor man (and poor women especially) no suppose know rich men over doings. That's why one low level riff-raff would use his local girlfriend for ritual because he thinks that would make him rich like Obi Cubana.

This instagram and social media of a thing is not good for society at all. OG don talk.

I'm not sure this would happen if he did anything for his community previously, in and out of office(s). We're talking about a former Senate President and a former SGF. All these men sef.

This is the end result of too much strong head. I'm sure you will cope quite well as a bitter, divorced woman. There are many of you these days.

We don't know what we're dealing with.

I hate it when they use this stupid word "lured" to play down a girl's waywardness which led to her doom. How do you "lure" a full grown adult woman into a hotel room? Didn't she know what she wanted and then consciously decide to go there on her own?

He has gone to tidy another transaction.

All these Turkey people.... Nuff said.

No Nigerian is rich enough to buy the presidency. Not even Thiefnumbu.

mandate12:
If jealousy doesn't kill u, what will?

Look at this mumu. Jealousy of what?

Don't go and find ways to earn money by adding value, being productive and using your brain. Stay there and be feasting on free salary and allowances for doing absolutely nothing...ontop illegally gotten job. Come dey form on top.

Very useless country.

Long overdue. The civil service should be pruned by 70%. Especially those high paying MDAs with redundant employees, all of whom got their jobs through the back door.

Ebidozie ona ato darling darling....

Nairaland must be full of very dedicated and concerned friends. Everything happens to people's friends, and friends are always keen to carry their friends matters on the nairaland heads here.

That looks like almost the entire class....

Ol boy, it takes only an odogwu to mobilize this level of turn up. I know what's involved.

I fear this Obi of a guy.

Some kind towns abi cities are just unliveable.

Onitsha
Aba
Benin
Warri

Useless places where you can't have any semblance of sanity.

GetMeRight:
What will happen if a wanted criminal decides to hide in a mosque? Is mosque supposed to be a hiding place for wanted criminals?

Some of you can ask stupid questions.

What happens to blocking all entry and exit points, vetting entry and exit (while the service is ongoing), then at the end of the service, you carefully vet exit...thus isolating the wanted person within the premises?

You don't just jump into the mosque or church with the worship service ongoing, shot into the air and cause a commotion. There are civilised and efficient ways to do things.

Most of you behave like online zombies. Any idiot comes up with a headline and then the rest of you unthinkingly jump on the bandwagon.

How do you know for sure that the battery ran out? Do batteries just run out in the middle of nowhere without indicators and warnings?

It could well be anothe mechanical or electrical issue that grounded the car. The mileage on a full charge of this car can take you round Lagos even with hours upon hours of heavy traffic.