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CrimeRe: Horrifying Real Life Experience With Ghosts In Abuja by Hedonisco: 5:31pm On Nov 15, 2023
Schizophrenia early signs. Get your meds real quick.
PoliticsRe: Fake Life, Packaging And Other Reasons Why 98m Nigerians Remain Poor by Hedonisco: 5:28pm On Nov 15, 2023
Birdbyrde440:
First of all you have to be wise, my lifestyle doesn't warrant me to be kidnapped or have kidney transplant. I try as much as possible to avoid that side. I'm very healthy, no drink no smoke no drugs. Its like coming from a poor home and doing illegal activities, once you get caught you will be locked up for a long time.

I can agree that you are richer than me if you are a big time politician, an entertainer (atleast to speed Darlington's level) or a prostitute or a ritualist. All those things you are saying are just to make yourself feel good and sound like a sharp guy.

NIGERIA IS IN A DEPRESSION, NOTHING IS MOVING, MOST BIG BUSINESSES ARE JUST STRUGGLING TO BREAK EVEN. Even tech bros... any tech company registered in Nigeria will find it extremely difficult to sell overseas.

Its either you are still under daddy and mommy or you are one of those occupations I mentioned earlier.
Ok bro. I empathise with you. Carry on.
PoliticsRe: Why We Should Stop Shaming Yorubas For Outcome Of The 2023 General Election by Hedonisco: 5:24pm On Nov 15, 2023
The Yorubas would pay dearly. Unfortunately, there are a few who are supremely objective and publicly stood against Tinubu, but the vast majority did not hide their tribalism in this matter.

I have discarded virtually all my Yoruba "friends" who disgustingly supported Tinubu for no other apparent reason other than tribalism. It is just the beginning. We will never forget. The day of reckoning shall come.
PoliticsRe: Fake Life, Packaging And Other Reasons Why 98m Nigerians Remain Poor by Hedonisco: 5:01pm On Nov 15, 2023
Birdbyrde440:
Hope you know that the economy is in depression, there's no way to make more money in Nigeria except through politics and entertainment.

What happens if after living large you find yourself in an emergency and need money urgently to solve urgent need?

I'm sure you are a female from the way you think, men think about the future.
Lol. All I can see is scarcity mindset and 'looming disaster' mindset. Save all your pennies as much as you want, when certain problems come, you wouldn't even have enough money saved to do anything close to solving that problem. Do you have N80m saved up to handle dialysis and cancer procedures? Do you have N50m for kidney transplant? Do you even have ordinary N1m to pay aboki kidnappers ransom if they 'gbab' you or your dear family member travelling in one dead God is Good bus somewhere? God forbids all these things. I'm just painting a picture.

Hope you know that the economy is in depression, there's no way to make more money in Nigeria except through politics and entertainment.
Wrong. You're probably a salary earner or small business owner. I understand that things are tough for most regular folks. But some of us are seasoned entrepreneurs and schemers, with a knack for literally dredging money out of unimaginable places - legally. People need to broaden their horizons and come to the realization that knowing how to make money is a matter of life and death. If you don't know how to make money using your own knowledge, skills, and devices, then you're at the mercy of the elements. That is the koko, not saving pennies and deluding yourself that you're making progress. Nuff said.
PoliticsRe: Fake Life, Packaging And Other Reasons Why 98m Nigerians Remain Poor by Hedonisco:
Well, to each their own.

What I do know is that life must be lived to the fullest. There's no point 'wasting' one's youth, missing out on memorable and exciting experiences in the name of saving away like scruge.

I work in order to live. I do not live in order to work.

So rather than devise ways to save more, I prefer to devise ways to make more money... My income has to continuously exceed my expenses. I rather squander all my money and experience untold penury if that is what it takes to activate my creative brain cells to think up schemes to make money. But to save mindlessly and miss out on life's pleasures? Mba o. Not me.
PoliticsRe: Election In Imo State Shows That Many Igbo People Has Lose Hope On Nigeria by Hedonisco: 11:06pm On Nov 13, 2023
aariwa:
Igbos wanted to boycott the last presidential but Peter Obi assured them to come out to vote because buhari swore by Koran last elections would be electronic, free, fair, credible and a break from previous elections but Mahmoud and Tinubu made sure it was the worst we have had in recent history…, the picture is now clear to everybody. If igbos are serious about self determination, the first step is boycotting all elections in Nigeria or if igbos want to stay as part of Nigeria the ethnic bloodshed that happened between Tutsi and Hutus in Rwandan will likely be the way foward. No tribal bloodshed no progress…sad reality of Nigeria
If you boycott the election, you only allow room for selfish politicians like hope to allocate votes to themselves. Then what next?
EducationRe: Herbert Wigwe To Build $500M University In Nigeria by Hedonisco: 1:48pm On Nov 13, 2023
TheSuperX:
He should create more jobs instead, imagine building universities while graduates are still jobless for decades due to unemployment.
Mumu. So it is not human beings like you that would work in the university as lecturers, admin staff, cleaners, security men, maintenance, etc? It is not Nigerians that would be used to build the university?
PoliticsRe: Let Us Use Electoral College - 10 Ward Delegates Per Ward??? by Hedonisco: 8:44pm On Nov 12, 2023
KnowAll:
No u can’t throw it all open to every dick and harry, ward by ward, educated electorates. Throwing elections open to stack illetrates is not d best. Most Western democracy we copy have high literacy rate. So let enlighten people select our president.
But the idiots in INEC and the Judiciary are not "stark" illiterates". And you know the role they play.

Our problem is colossal. We need armageddon, followed by a re-birrth. Nothing short of such a brutal, drastic, renewing reset can salvage this cursed system/country in our lifetime. The only 'peaceful' alternative is time-dependent evolution. Unfortunately all of us on this forum and perhaps our children would NOT be alive to witness the futuristic eldorado we crave if we prefer to follow the 'evolution' route..
TravelRe: Abuja Airport Shut Down As Aircraft Overshoots Runway (Pictures/Video) by Hedonisco: 8:39pm On Nov 12, 2023
Owambe pilot must have been on colos.
Car TalkRe: Nigerians Don't Know How To Use Headlights. by Hedonisco: 1:35pm On Nov 12, 2023
What the hell are you yapping about?

Most of our roads are pitch dark at night (no illumination with functional Street lights as is the case abroad). Also, most of our roads are riddled with unforeseen pot holes and other obstructions. Not everyone has 20/20 vision like a cat, so what do you expect? When driving on a typical Nigerian road without bright Street lights at night, my headlights are ALWAYS on full beam. It's just inevitable.
PoliticsRe: "Thank You, Tinubu For Ruining My Barbing Business" Former Yoruba Ronu Laments by Hedonisco: 7:03pm On Nov 07, 2023
Oloki:
Everybody is feeling the heat. I just pray it gets better in the coming months
It wouldn't. In fact, it will get worse.

Why?

Because Nigeria's economy is not ready for expensive fuel or expensive dollar. You removed subsidy, yet people's income is still the same. Purchasing power is therefore at an all time low.

The only way things can get better is if general income increases rapidly to match the inflation rate. And how will that happen? Even the salaries of federal government workers have not doubled, let alone tripled (but fuel price tripped). Not to talk about private sector workers and regular traders or artisans.

Purchasing power is dead. The truth is that Nigeria CANNOT recover from the deadly effects of Tinubu's subsidy removal anytime soon.
PoliticsRe: Naira: Tinubu Will Shock Currency Speculators – Tope Fasua by Hedonisco: 6:48pm On Nov 07, 2023
NLPoliceWoman:
And we still have Moderators on this forum?
Seun Mynd44 Dominique Justwise.
Rule 2
Add UN, AU, Arab League, ICJ, Hamas, Hezbollah, Confederation of Zombies, etc.
PoliticsRe: Naira: Tinubu Will Shock Currency Speculators – Tope Fasua by Hedonisco: 5:48pm On Nov 07, 2023
So now "currency speculators" are to blame for the aftermath of Tinubu's incompetence and stupidity? I thought we had seen the peak of it when Buhari and his Emefiele blamed AbokiFx.
PoliticsRe: Can Nigerians Come Together And Take Back Their Country, Are We Hopeless? by Hedonisco: 4:14pm On Nov 07, 2023
Nigeria's 'middle classes' are the problem. Or should I say the enlightened/educated 'upper' and 'mid' lower class, since there's hardly any real middle class left in Tinubu's Nigeria.

The illiterate poor masses are too suppressed and clueless to know how to liberate themselves, so they're insignificant.

The real problem is the lazy, cowardly and eternally stupid 'upper' and 'mid' lower class Nigerians who have the numbers and the capacity to take their fate in their hands, but choose to remain stupid. All the okada/keke riders, jobless graduates, poorly remunerated causal workers/ factory workers, secondary school drop outs wasting away in Bet9ja shops nationwide, etc, etc.. These are in their millions, and they can mostly read, write, understand the basic issues, and can be effectively mobilized behind The Great Cause.

Until when this category of Nigerians are ready, then the suffering and smiling would continue.
FamilyRe: How Can I Deal With A Quarrelsome Wife by Hedonisco: 2:02pm On Nov 07, 2023
Simps and their unending woes with women.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi 2027 re-contest statement unsettled APC by Hedonisco: 1:47pm On Nov 07, 2023
Does Tinubu look like someone who would allow a free and fair election that he would lose? Let's stop playing.

Only a popular uprising can uproot this idiot, and it has to happen before 2027. And it needs to be led by the north.
PoliticsRe: Cowards Hiding In Tehran! There's A Bounty On Their Heads! by Hedonisco: 7:34pm On Nov 06, 2023
Killerofpigs:
ISRAEL will definitely get them and kill them all.

This is what BIAFRA should have. Tactical teams that take out specific targets by any means necessary.

Engage in killing BIAFRANs...in either words or actions, will be dealt with summarily without prejudice.

I know you guys are reading this...

GET IT DONE..and see how idiots that act AGAINST the project realign with total submission.

Nobody is bigger than whom the GODs of the land are backing. No need for plenty CAP cool
The name Biafra sounds ridiculous, and the Biafra movement is a lost cause as it stands. It is a huge joke that nonentities like Nnamdi Kanu and the other abakeleke idiot Simon Ekpa can be allowed to LEAD such an important cause, with their hordes of anywhere belle face vagabonds, petty criminals, and repugnant never do wells.

When the Igbos are ready to soar to the skies, they would organize themselves into a proper movement. After all, they have the resources, the capacity and the man power. The movement would have to be led by proper individuals, with a militant wing, an intellectual wing, a tactical wing, a diplomatic wing, etc. Not animals like Nnamdi Kanu and Simon Ekpa who emerged from nowhere to find relevance in a disorganized dance of lunatics.
PoliticsRe: Pbat's Negotiations With Looters Seems To Be Working by Hedonisco: 6:17pm On Nov 04, 2023
When you're negotiating with yourself, it should work. After all, the question(er) and the answer(er) is the same thing.
PoliticsRe: Buy More Dollars Gentlemen, Tinubu's Men are not telling us the truth by Hedonisco: 3:20pm On Nov 04, 2023
Are you listening to the Tinubu brigade of idiots?

Naira is strengthening my foot.

I'm sure very soon the useless president and his greedy team would conceive the 'bright' idea of raiding people's dom accounts and forcing their hopeless Naira on you at the government's rate. But some of us will continue to outsmart them.
PoliticsRe: Buy More Dollars Gentlemen, Tinubu's Men are not telling us the truth by Hedonisco: 3:19pm On Nov 04, 2023
PoliticsRe: If I Demand N20bn Every Month, It’s Politics’ – Wike Justifies Fight With Fubara by Hedonisco: 10:10pm On Nov 02, 2023
Nigerians don't know what awaits them. A mafia is in charge of government. It will be worse than Los Zetas taking over the Mexican government.
PoliticsRe: Why Do People Believe You Have To Belong Before You Make It In Nigeria by Hedonisco: 8:31pm On Nov 02, 2023
HellVictorinho6:
There are things u wont be told
Some of us are on a much higher hierarchy than those who "told" you what you think you know.
PoliticsRe: Why Do People Believe You Have To Belong Before You Make It In Nigeria by Hedonisco: 8:29pm On Nov 02, 2023
Wujio:
Refinement is golden. Try to communicate without insults and you'll be a better version of your current self
Bold of you to assume you can 'coach' a faceless entity on betterness. These caged ignoramuses make me laugh. Pseudo 'refinement' is why your stupid, beleaguered countrymen allowed and are living with a Tinubu presidency.

Learn to be the authentic version of yourself. Then you would be a genuinely "better version of your current self".
PoliticsRe: Why Do People Believe You Have To Belong Before You Make It In Nigeria by Hedonisco: 7:31pm On Nov 02, 2023
Most Nigerians lack self esteem, that is why they are always looking for validation or belonging. Looking for wetin no lost. . It is the same thing that your useless pastors, Alfas and babalawo/dibia take advantage of when they envelop you with a sense of fear of the unknown, goading you into a cage where THEY can control you..

There are hundreds of cult/occult groups. So if somebody happens to be in a top position and belongs to one of these groups, what happens to the majority who belong to the other groups, whose member is not in that position?

Besides you think because one oga belongs to one nonsense group and happens to be in a top position, then he will favour every animal who purports to be his fellow member? He would draw jews and even others of known or unknown belonging closer if they are more useful to him for one reason or the other. Period. The lack of common sense among most Nigerians is repulsive.

Work hard, use your fucking brain, scheme your way to success, pray for grace or luck or whatever. If you think attaching yourself to one stupid group would give you spring to jump into eldorado, then you are a bloody retarrrd.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Speaks On Request For Presidential Yacht Worth N5 Billion by Hedonisco: 7:02pm On Nov 02, 2023
33 Yoruba likes (as of the time of this comment) on a very useless and ridiculous 'official response'.
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy: I Turned Down $5M Dubai Gig Because Smoking Of Weed Is Banned There by Hedonisco: 6:52pm On Nov 01, 2023
A freestyle cap is suddenly a talking point on social media. This generation is bleeped up.
RomanceRe: When Your Wife Constantly Insults You by Hedonisco:
Most Nigerian men sabi marry nonsense.

And e dey pain me if such a stupid man na up and doing G wey get small coins for pocket.

Some of us can't have this problem because we learned early on how to put a woman in her place and nurture her according to our unique preferences. No room for deviation. Small indiscretions are allowed as fallible humans but nothing major because any acts of disrespect would be met with immediate, highly dreaded consequences. It is not even about violence. Beating women is a weak man's game. But real Gees know how far.

As cliché as it sounds, lots of upcoming guys need to have the redpill forced into them intravenously. The older, victimised ones like the OP who are already in it can't be rescued. They are already lost.
PoliticsRe: Fubara, Rivers PDP Elders In Closed-door Meeting by Hedonisco: 10:12pm On Oct 30, 2023
Melagros:
I dey tell you, instead he should work with sekibo, lee meba, okpara, amaechi, odili omehia etc. These are the politicians who will bring wike to his knees
Why add Odili to this list? Are you a learner in Rivers politics?
PoliticsRe: Fubara, Rivers PDP Elders In Closed-door Meeting by Hedonisco: 9:59pm On Oct 30, 2023
.... The elders had pleaded with Fubara to shelve further action while the team consulted all parties involved to bring in peace.
Story. Set up. Trojan Horse Alert.

The old names mentioned are all on Wike's payroll and can't be trusted.

SIM Card without network needs to align with Thuraya fast. Forget MTN or Airtel or Glo, not to talk of 9Mobile. All na set up. Either go satellite phone or acquire new GSM licence.

My post is not for everybody.
PoliticsRe: The Military Regime Was Far More Better Than Democracy by Hedonisco: 9:26am On Oct 30, 2023
Not entirely correct. Taking everything into consideration, the PDP years (1999 - 2015) were relatively better than most military regimes, notably the useless Buhari 1983-1985, and the hopeless IBB regime of 1985-1993.

The PDP stabilised the economy - there was relative price stability and controlled inflation. The prices of most essentials remained almost the same for the 16 years PDP was in power. There was social harmony and a sense of general stability. Of course there was corruption, but it wasn't explosive, and it wasn't sectional. Nationalistic corruption is bad enough. But nothing riles and disaffects more than one fool assembling only his ethnic group to feast on the federal resources, the bulk of which was not contributed by the parasitic ethnic group.

Things deteriorated out of control with Buhari's second coming, and now this ugly toad they call BAT has destroyed the remnants of whatever hopeless situation Nigerians were managing. At this point you can then say that even the worst military regimes were far better than the shambolic APC version of 'democracy' we've suffered since 2015. At this point, all options should be on the table. Anything, and I repeat, ANYTHING is better than this BAT situation and the APC government. We need a reset and a release.

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