₦airaland Forum

Crypto assets dey go sideways, Naira sef follow dey do sideways. You're timing crypto, you're also timing Naira to know the best time to mop up usdt. Wahala plenty for this country.

Smh. Congratulations.

But this looks too curated and 'planned'.

I'm sorry, but I have to say what I have to say. Even though I have a lot more unsaid. But e don do.

You can't hide incompetence for long. It is not by selective indignation based on tribalism and ethnic hatred induced bravado.

If e happen for Delta or Bayelsa or Imo, some cowardly bastards who call themselves gallant idiots would be foaming in the mouth, go to a village and burn the entire place down killing and oppressing innocent people.

When you see the real threat actors, you cower and mellow, looking for useless excuses.

God would punish these bastards.

Arm Nigerians let there be a level playing field and balance of power, so that we will know who is the real "bloody civilian'.

Poisoned chalice.

Toor.

Beware of the slimy lowlives that would come here to pretend that they are sitting on the fence... That "all them (politicians) are the same", bla bla bla.

I even have greater respect for those who come out openly to declare their perverse preference for criminally obnoxious political bandits like BAT and their likes.

The real devious scum of the earth are those who purport to place Peter Obi and Tinubu in the same rotten basket.

The vast majority of black women do. The absolute total population of Nigerian women do.

That's why I find quite comical, the fake 'expectation' by some of these bishes that their well to do boyfriend or husband should be faithful. God forbid.

Being rich and yet faithful as a Nigerian man is a curse upon yourself. You cannot succumb to the emotional manipulation and blackmail of these useless bishes. Give the same girl a rich simp, she will use his money to find one agile lowlife 'fine boy' to ravish her with reckless abandon, whenever she feels like. Yet she will continue preaching faithfulness and responsibility to the stupid rich simp.

This is getting really annoying. Can someone get rid of this azawhatever bastard?

Just take your useless stuff elsewhere.

sammiewrite:
Attached is the latest from CBN. Vendors and everyone else, be at alert and careful.

So na CBN go write this kain nonsense "letter" with Molete, Iwo Road motor park grammar? With all the fat salaries and allowances they pay their staff? Come on. Even the permanently illiterate MC Oluomo would do better.

You need serious help if you believe that such an error-ridden circular was issued by the CBN.

How much is their salary and how much is 13 pro max? Assuming they are "well paid by Nigerian standards", the 13 pro max would be their salaries for about 1 year! Why not give them the money used to buy the phore, to settle them? Who rge hell are you fooling?

All these useless content creators sef. And the mugus who believe their nonsense.

The man whose photo is on the money sef go don dey shame.

But sha he is still better than Shehu Shagari.

Ode. The so-called Yoruba Nation people are suddenly disgusting because na their Yoruba brother dey power. If it was an Igbo man in power we know how the Yoruba elite and masses would 'rally round' the Yoruba Nation jesters and defend their 'democratic right' to self determination.

Dey deceive yourself. Useful idiot.

When will EFCC investigate where the ugly bat in Aso Rock got the millions of dollars he shared for APC delegates at their presidential convention in 2022?

God knows how much I hate trashy, scandalous, volatile girls. I can smell them from 10 miles away. Wouldn't ever have anything to do with them.

Skoonheid:
One of the most famous counter-terrorism operations in history took place in 1980. Gunmen overran the Iranian Embassy in London and took hostages, but the crisis was resolved when the building was stormed by the British SAS.

These Nigerian panthers or panties , taking photos like little girls in pink skirts, no history, no future , nothing

You dey mind them? How many high profile abductions (including of school children, train passengers, etc) have these panties intervened for?

Na just to take pictures to impress their bimbo instagram and Facebook girlfriends and intimidate hapless civilians. The real threat actors would be amused by these incompetent clowns.

Clumsy retards wey go get power only for unarmed civilians body.

GenSpecifics:
Show us your IPOB ESN Prison gang Terrorist

I know if you clowns have not mentioned "IPOB ESN", you would not feel good with yourselves.

seanwilliam:
If he can’t get 0.05btc, why can’t he buy eth or sol instead ?
Abi those ones no get future 😂

Saylor says there is no second best. And I believe him.

SalamRushdie:
I suspect your dad used to be a civil servant

I'd like to know the interesting idea behind this idea.

As someone who knows a number of civil service 'children' in the Areas/Zones of Abuja, we may be onto something here.

With all this your big big English, why are you embarrassing your fellow graduates with this kind yeye situation?

Better to suffer sapa silently while scheming your way out, than embarrass 'all of us' like this, LOL.

Tflex01:
I also believe 1 bitcoin will still sell for one million dollars but the question is when??

It doesn't matter when, all that matters is that it will happen; sooner than later. Just stack up, because every little bit will eventually count.

By the way, big thanks to Mike Saylor for his monumental influence in shaping my approach to btc. I like the idea of just buying btc with the intention to 'never' sell. It is a superior version of a piggy bank. You're saving and investing at the same time. Just have the idea that whatever you're putting in btc is something that you 'cannot' withdraw.

Forget the ultimately inconsequential price fluctuations. Just buy and forget, rinse and repeat. Your future self will thank you for it.

Ewizard:
While you busy panic selling and spreading FUD.

“Mr. 100” bought 404 of today’s 900 new Bitcoins Supply. [See image below 👇]

For context:

"Mr. 100" is an unknown entity known for buying 100 Bitcoin every single day since Nov 2, 2022. They now hold 60.600 BTC worth $3.8 Billion ($1.6 Billion in profit) ⚡️

Their Bitcoin Address:
1Ay8vMC7R1UbyCCZRVULMV7iQpHSAbguJP

You can view their trade history on bitinfocharts dot com.

Due to the size of investment, many people speculate this is a nation state buying Bitcoin.

If this continues to happens after 20th April (Halving), there is basically ZERO new bitcoin supply entering the market. 👀

Bitcoin is financial freedom, and they want to take that away from you.

Am beginning to think that the general public is still confused on what a halving is barely 15yrs after Bitcoin whitepaper was released in 2009. 🤦‍♂️

90% of you all are stuck in the short term and can’t see the bigger picture.

Reflect on this tonight:

The year is 2040. (thats 15yrs from now, just like 15yrs before now when BTC was $0.05 has snapped through your fingers and flashed before eyes.)

World population: 8+Billion
Bitcoin supply: 21 million
Bitcoin price: $1m
Whats your chance of owning 0.05btc??

You’re still early, don’t let your kids ask you what you were doing in 2024 when your mates were stacking sats.

LEARN BITCOIN!

For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who don't believe, no explanation is sufficient.

Like I previously said, it was a stupid policy.

There's no need for long grammar. This is what you get when the insouciantly ethnocentric impostor they call Tinubu insists on appointing his 'familiar' Lagos Boys to hold important offices that are bigger than them. It is impossible to give what you don't have. Stupid and empty elements like Edun and Cardi whatever whose only 'accomplishment' was to serve as commissioners under the same Tinubu, followed by patch patch and padi padi appointments on the boards of this or that company. No real private sector accomplishments, no real talent. Nothing. Just a long history of lurking in the shadows as Ashitwaju boys.

You sacrifice competence and fit just because you want to empower your boys and place your fingers on 'juicy' institutions.

You think Obasanjo was stupid for headhunting people like Okonjo Iweala, Ezekwesili and Soludo at the time? Did he know them from anywhere before he became president?

Funny how one old fool with hairy balls would deploy so much useless grammar to defend nonsense. Shameful.

It is a stupid policy, in the context of Nigeria.

You can't be hunting for foreign investors, and then force them to employ your crooks and poor attitude, low competence afflicted fat bellies in the name of local 'talent'.

Build a country where the environment is conducive, the locals are productive and competent, and the market large and buoyant, and then the foreign investors will beg to come at whatever condition.

Small yansh no suppose dey form shake.

Crvrider:
Saw this on the tg group am in. ilegendd is it you?

Has to be some Albanian drug lord or something.

Paykay:
This year is going to be a good year for me


My first straight x7


God bless #shibwifhat community...

Profits taken... More to come

I've been jonzing, and that's too bad. Is this still a good time to buy shib? Even if na 1x wey sure, make I throw $1k there.

nairalanda1:
And the new government is going to be like the old one, because at the end it is about my side first , everyone else last

At this point I honestly don't care. This bastard couldn't have been plotting and snatching and grabbing his way to a weak mandate only to make everything about his Lagos boys and his tribe. He lacks the grounds for that. The pulse is pulsing.

Nyamiriflathed:
The only region that voted along tribal lines was were they have a particular candidate over 90% of their votes.

Votes were diverse in the other regions.

This very provocative talk is one of the reasons why I've given up on you people for good. Militantly, for that matter.

So you expected Igbos to vote for your useless Tinubu when they obviously had the best candidate?

Apart from having the best candidate, they recognized that having had Yoruba, South South and Northern presidents in this 4th Republic, that it was RIGHTFULLY THE TURN OF THE SOUTH EAST TO PRODUCE THE President! And as God would have it, the best possible candidate from the South East emerged from a minority party, and Nigerians across ethnic divides recognized him as the best and accepted him, so the momentum was natural.

Yet you have the audacity to spew nonsense about giving "a particular candidate 90% of their votes"?

The last elections and its aftermath cleared all my doubts and delusions about you people. With the current situation, something must give, and God will keep us alive to see what happens eventually.

nairalanda1:
Problem with revolution in NIgeria is...let's go back to January 15 1966.

Remember the Hausas rejoiced when the first coup happened. Rejoiced...until they found out their leaders had all been taken out. Anarchy resulted, and as we know, we ended up with a brutal civil war.

The problem with reviolution in Nigeria is people don't want their side to lose. Plus any revolutionaire is going to be forced to help his tribe and to some extent his religion grouping first. We are africans. You benefit, I benefit, if I am from the same tribe.

And if you think breaking up the country would help...let me introduce you to Somalia. 98% same tribe, 99% same religion. When it was time for revolution, it became an issue of 'my clan first , others a distant last'...lol. The result was a splintering of the revolutuonary movement among clan lines. They eventually united to get the dictator out...but once he was out, it was back to clan divisions, and issues. Today, Africa's only monoethnic state is divided, and part of it is basically 'wild wild wild anarchic west'

(We see it in some states...see the LP member refusing to support his party's candidate because his part of the state has been neglected...and they are all the same EDO/BINI people. Or the Yoruba people protesting the appointment of a Yoruba rector of a polytechinc because she was from the wrong state.).

The problem is, NIgeria na man who know man country. Why support a revolution when the person you know at the top may be knocked out...

Every part of Nigeria will 'unite' against the South West in any revolution that happens now. This is certain. I don't care if the Head of State is North North or Central Central. This disgusting Yorubanization of the country by an illegitimate and incompetent president with a weak mandate and a discredited reputation is insulting, unbearable, unsustainable and unacceptable to the rest of Nigeria.

People are watching. Plots are hatching. And the ides lay ahead.