₦airaland Forum

PataAlhaja:
Where are her breasts?

Wetin your eyes dey find for another man wife breasts?

Explorers:
Over greed bro.
1% of his net, is over greed.

Even 1% is a whopping N260 BILLION Naira.

Ishilove:
This flipflop he is wearing is sold at Ikeja railway for 600 naira

So na you I see on Friday for that Ikeja railway, pricing bend down select lingerie with one boob almost popping out while bending. O ma se.

E Ja Nla himself. Correct boy.

#Issabanger

'So therefore'... I Wish you more life.

sarrki:
If Pmb decides to arrest Baba obj with facts

I swear nothing will happen in the south west

We didn’t achieve anything during his reign

We gained more politically and infrastructurally during pmb

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Mumu. Some of you are so myopic it hurts. You think this bastard called Buhari would be in power forever? He would leave office, and someone else would also arrest him with "facts". If he dies in office, someone else would arrest and deal with that his bastard son Yusuf so that he will explain where he got the money to buy $150k power bike.

By the way, "we" gained more politically and "infrastructurally" under who? Who are these online irritants for goodness sake?

I hate Nigerian girls. We guys give them too much credit. Yet they're mostly worthless.

Imagine opening your legs for a dirty idiot to Bleep you anyhow due to greed and gullibility on your part (in the name of scam) , but you'll later come and form decency for me abi? Useless things.

Jeez, I hate this man. More than mere words can describe.

FirstCounsel:
Please do you have this album: The show the after party the hotel by Jodeci?

Nah, the album I have is Diary of a Mad Band, which I believe is the best Jodeci album ever.

After 24 years, a three bedroom apartment in Gwagwalada?

SMH.

The problem is that most of you nut heads use the term "girlfriend" too loosely.

A girl isn't your girlfriend because you took her to a show. I'm sure the boy hadn't even seen her pants. Typical awkward school boy who the girl was using to catch trips. That's exactly why she could dump his arse for Wizkid in an instant, knowing that even though she'll only be with Wizkid for one night, what would happen afterwards doesn't matter at all to her.

A real girlfriend (in any sense of the word), even a slutty one, would never do that.

yemaldo:
Ur parents didn't teach you well, it's a shame

Your parents didn't bequeath sense to you. I don't blame them. One can't give what one doesn't have.

yemaldo:
Kwara state government gave the goodboys(Saraki thugs) 20 million naira, the same car used in offa robbery was found in govt House, how is this frame up? Those of us from kwara state knows what is going on and if u don't believe be, come to kwara and see for yourself

Abokki from Kwara state emirate, remove your mouth from your cow's prick and receive sense. Kwara government gave good boys N20m, and "the same car" was found in government house.... SO THEREFORE, SARAKI sent the good boys to go and rob banks in Offa! ! ! You see how smart you are abi?

weedfada:
Mehn I'm telling u bro... Jadakiss, jagged edge, brandy, Cassidy, fantasia, donell Jones etc. It's life tho

I was listening to my Donell Jones/Joe/Jodeci collection last night with a nostalgic smile on my face until I slept off. That era was everything. When life was pure and sweet.

majamajic:
I still have his movie ' doggy style

I still remember one black very busty bitch in that doggy style movie. Lol. Person don old small.

Impeach the motherfucking president guys. Now is the time.
Impeach Buhari immediately.

trapQ:
Mumu

Monkey.

SalamRushdie:
It's never the responsibility of a suspect to provide evidence against himself which is what the American Miranda rights and 5th amendments seek to protect ...poor call from the judge ...its up to the EFCC to prove what he destroyed is actually a criminal evidence because in the eye of the law the suspect only destroyed his personal property which where just phones and SIM until proven otherwise ...

That is my problem with Nigerian law enforcement, including EFCC and the police. Very incompetent and lazy bunch. They always want you to provide evidence that they will use against you. That's what they call "grilling" or "interrogation". What nonsense. Am I supposed to confess against myself, so that you would use my confession as evidence in court? Am I supposed to give you my phone and laptop so that you would use it as evidence?

The whole thing is laughable really.

They're mad (EFCC). So I destroyed my own SIM card and my own phone, how is it your business? Don't go and do solid investigation work and advanced IT intercepts, stay there and be looking for my own property or my own confession to use as evidence against me. Useless agency filed with unintelligent and incompetent idiots.

You should never beg a woman for cheating on her. It is your divine right and entitlement as a man to do so. When you beg her, you give her unnecessary wings.

But of course, if she tries to get even by doing her own, there should be no room for forgiveness. Kick her out to go and marry the gateman or driver she enjoys sleeping with.

Rokia2:
Smh I can already see why she’s pissed off at you.
You think pregnancy is easy? How about communicating with her? Do you help her around the house? Some women doing pregnancy are very sick and extra weak during this period. You can’t afford to just ignore her.

Go to work come and that’s it. You have to be understanding considerate and much more tolerant during this period.


Many men just don’t have no clue what a woman goes through during pregnancy.

Like sheikh mufti menk said we now have children who themselves needs looking after having kids. (That don’t necessarily means age wise but maturity wise.)

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And after all of this poo, he would later find out that the child isn't even his!

The guts and sheer mindlessness of most of you jezebels is beyond mind-boggling. I don't blame you lot though, I blame the mumu men who are doormats and pander to your wavy, frivolous, fickle nothingness.

Wise men know this: train up a woman in the way that she should go (from Day 1), and she will never depart from it. Whether pregnancy or PMS, or even marine spirits worrying you, you don't act up with a dude who knows what's up. That shitty behaviour is only for wussies and cuckolds.

He shouldn't have woken up. Death by "friendly fire' is what every APC member deserves. Shebi they want to show 'Federal Might' in Ekiti and other PDP states?

Fire burn them all.

Kennyprince:
can you tell me what jonathan achieved.

Jonathan's achievements have been rehashed here and there, and everywhere over and over - needlessly if you ask me. A simple Google search would refresh your memories.

But his 'physical' achievements aren't even the issue. Even a demonic despot like Abacha built roads and bridges. So let's leave that for a moment.

Jonathan kick-started the institutionalisation of civility in Nigerian governance. He gave INEC a super free hand, he gave Nigerians a voice. When he ill-advisedly increased fuel price in 2012, he hearkened to the voice of reason and reversed the increase in response to Nigerians' outcry. Compare that to the heartless animal called Buhari, who increased the fuel price from N85 to N145 in 2015 and allowed it to stay that way - the first time in Nigerian democratic history that government ignored protests and allowed the upwardly review of price of fuel to stand.

Jonathan emphasised low inflation rate, which is the key thing that prevents misery and poverty on a massive scale. Throughout his 5 years in power the prices of essential commodities remained stagnant. Food stuff and staples never increased by even N1. Pure water was N5 throughout, and everything else was same. The microeconomics and macroeconomics were super sound. But less than a year into Buhari's evil reign, prices escalated - even ordinary pure water became N10! How can?

Jonathan understood that corruption is endemic in Nigeria, and realised that there was no need for a hubristic approach (media noise indiscriminate arrests, etc), without tackling the problem from the root. That's why he introduced BVN, TSA (yes, he did), etc. The idea was to make it more difficult to steal money, rather than to make noise in the media and arrest people after stealing money.

Goodluck allowed opposition to thrive. He allowed Nigerians to have their say, and if their say was loud enough, he allowed them to have their way. That is leadership. That is democracy, and we were surely on the path of redemption with that civilised man.

Look, no need for this my epistle. The facts are there for any unbiased mind to discern.

As long as Goodluck would be contesting against this brainless old bastard from Daura, I would vote for Goodluck with every single part of my body...toes, fingers, even my dick. Only my body parts would produce at least 30 votes for Goodluck.

Until Nigeria's MAINSTREAM political process is ready to produce genuinely gifted and purposeful candidates (we have none in the current political class), Goodluck is frankly the best we have ever had. If another Goodluck had taken over from this Goodluck, our democracy and its institutions would have stood in super solid footing, and we would be on our way to all round development.

Buhari and his marauding abokki squad have taken us 30 years backwards from where we were with Goodluck and we would go a further 100 years backwards with another 4 years of this primitive pig called Buhari.

blakid:
He wants us inbetween.

We will not take it. Let him increase the price of Garri and bag of rice to N1m, let him increase pure water to N10k for one sachet, but he shouldn't tamper with alcohol. Otherwise death will be waiting for him at the door.

It was under this mad man called Buhari that alcohol pump prices increased across board in 2016. Now again, he wants to further worsen matters.

You don't want people to eat (that's why you increased food prices), now you don't want them to drink away their sorrows. Truly, this Buhari is worse than King Herod and Nebuchadnezzar put together. He doesn't want his people to live, he doesn't want them to die. What then does he want? ? ?

This short, fake, shameless pastor. Four years is too small to do anything, so you should kuku remain there for life because Nigeria is your father's property. Constitution should be amended to make you deputy King of Nigeria, until you die.

Bloody idiot.

ArcFresky:
While I completely condemn the treatment of our soldiers, gee!! It's the military for God's sake, no one forced anyone to join....

Especially a country like Nigeria... smh..

When they were joining the military (through connections, corruption and nepotism), all they looked forward to was the chance to oppress and intimidate harmless 'bloody' civilians. They didn't join the military out of patriotism, bravery or a genuine passion to defend the territorial integrity of Nigeria. Useless bunch.

seunmsg:
This is getting very interesting. Nobody is above the law so Saraki should report before the IGP to explain his link to the armed rubbers. If he's found culpable after investigation, he should be prosecuted. Nobody should get away with running a criminal gang no matter how highly placed.

As you were typing this nonsense, it would have been 'sweeting' you and you must have been very pleased with yourself, right?

Baroba:
How far with Pharoah these days, is he still in Naija.. Haven't heard from him since I left Naija..sad news btw.

He's in Abuja I believe, just getting by. Last time I heard (last year or so), he was a publicity secretary of one of these mushroom political parties.

Nwanne Pharaoh. Sad.

alenwup:
There's no candid and truer facts than this! I swear with my life that if Jonathan had won, Nigerians will kill themselves for food

You know nothing about how an economy runs. Don't allow yourself to drown in the murky sea of ignorance and buffoonery. What is the cost of food stuff now and how much was it under Jonathan?

If Jonathan had been reelected, Nigeria's level of economic prosperity would have been unprecedented, in spite of declining oil prices. Jonathan had a crack team of sound policy makers and enforcers, and with their brilliant guidance, there's no doubt that the policy disasters witnessed under this animal from Daura wouldn't have been the case.

Productivity and local/foreign investment would have quadrupled. Jobs would have been created in the millions, and inflation levels would have remained under check (single digits) like it was throughout the 5 years Jonathan was in power.

Make no mistake about it. Nigerians would have been much better off if Jonathan had been allowed to continue. But then, thank God that Buhari came on board. It serves Nigerians right, since they're mostly a clueless and insatiable bunch who don't know what's good for them.

contigiency:
Any proof? at least we heard about this one and many others when the former regime was in power. It wasn't like sitting down and be making baseless assumptions. Or are you among those saying that they are hiding it? then I will tell you that PDP has their spies everywhere and will not waste time to shout to the hearing of everybody at any slightest abnormal behavior of the present government.

You and who are making "baseless assumptions"? Must I chronicle everything that I see and experience here on Nairaland before you know what's up? I don't have time for such nonsense, and you can believe anything you like.

I'm in Abuja, and I know the town and how it works. These despicable abokki boys aligned with Buhari are running the show bigger than ever before. Throwing forex all over the place. The forex round tripping deals are still going on, inflated contracts are still being awarded daily, mammoth bribes are still exchanging hands (including multi-million bribes to book appointment or seek favours from your dullard bastard Buhari), oil is still being lifted, imported, and sold illegally. Nothing is new, and there's no secret about this. Just a different set of players.

Like I mentioned earlier it's just a more vicious, greedy, selfish and tight circle who don't want it to flow around.