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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Overruns Nigeria Military Base In Second Attack In Days by Hedonisst:
iammo:
slowpoke, am a Muslim and a proud yoruba, whatever you uneducated codiene socked people do with your lives that's fine, what else do I expect when you are all birthed like rats in multiples. Now check all human development index and see how sorry you should be. From high illetracy, polio and preventable desease outbreak, to VVF and UGF due to pedophilic tendencies
iammo:
We still got to pity them Sir, In the army if you dare disobey a command it's called mutiny and can cost them dismissal. And only a seating president can order or authorize and air operation So Buhari is more responsible for the air attack than the poor pilot used as a willing tool. No matter what I think we southerners should start supporting our own. I sympathize with you on the Evil act in south east With all the atrocities going on in the middle belt gowon and IBB still wouldn't say a word.
Very pleased to see a young turk realising how important it is to forge a southern solidarity, which is a cause I've been campaigning for so long like a lone voice in the wilderness.

This whole Yoruba/Igbo cosmetic beef and mutual suspicion is doing us more harm than good. The North is a common threat and a deadly one at that, and as long as the South ignores this ominous truth and continues playing the apathetic ostrich, we shall all become cannon fodder for these blood-sucking beasts sooner than later. They're slowly advancing, BH on one flank, Herdsmen on the other. Already, they have boots on the ground all over the South, and they can easily overrun Lagos right now if their leaders give the orders. It seems like a joke now but wait let them finish annexing the Middle Belt...

The South has to shamelessly unite, pool resources together, and wage this war against a ruthless and covetous enemy. And the Middle Belt has to join us (because we share similar liberal heritage, tendencies, and way of life - not to mention a common enemy). The first step is to put our lives on the line to prevent Buhari from winning any polling booth anywhere in the South and the Middle Belt next year. It may seem like I'm talking politics rather than the issue on ground, but we must realise that this entire problem begins and ends with politics. After all, politics is war by other means, just as war is a continuation of politics (Clausewitz). Electing a certifiably liberal northerner in place of Buhari next year would at least slow down the Northern expansionist agenda and give us breathing space to strategize and plot the next move.

It is an existential threat, and the time to start challenging this threat is now. Tomorrow may be too late.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Overruns Nigeria Military Base In Second Attack In Days by Hedonisst: 9:08pm On Jul 15, 2018
FarahAideed:
760 men is a complete battalion shocked shocked Any battalion that can be defeated in two hours by a rag tag force without air support is no unit I must say .... This is unheard of
This is beyond shocking really. There's simply no excuse other than extreme cowardice and or sabotage/complicity.
CrimeRe: Soldier Blasts Yomi Shogunle For Blocking Him After SARS Complaint by Hedonisst: 9:01pm On Jul 15, 2018
phase1:
Do you know how much the Yomi guy extorts from yahoo boys.
Can you imagine!
CrimeRe: Soldier Blasts Yomi Shogunle For Blocking Him After SARS Complaint by Hedonisst: 8:43pm On Jul 15, 2018
This bastard son of a dog called Abayomi Shogunle is extremely irritating in the way he makes excuses for the filthy pigs called SARS. The fact that this kind of incompetent, sleazy wimp is a top ranking police officer fills me with rage. Nigeria is such a shithole.
BusinessRe: Aliko Dangote: 'I Need A Wife, I Am Not Getting Any Younger At 61' by Hedonisst: 3:42am On Jul 15, 2018
Mechejy:
my worry is that slay mamas don't think fast, They should ask themselves what made two slay mamas to divorce this man despite his wealth, I pity the would be slay mama wife because what happened to first two slay queens may pursue you in less than no time. ask yourselves why former wives have not tried coming back despite dangote been the africa richest man
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You guys are funny. What makes you think the women divorced him, abi na only women dey initiate divorce?

Abokki men who don't like polygamy have a habit of divorcing a woman in order to marry another - if the need arises. I'm hundred percent sure that Dangote divorced his former wives voluntarily by his own decision.
PoliticsRe: Kemi Adeosun Elected Afreximbank Chairman by Hedonisst: 8:29pm On Jul 14, 2018
Exactly why Nigeria, under Buhari, is a shithole country.
CrimeRe: "How I Killed Onise Ismail, My Boss At CITEC Estate Abuja" - Security Man by Hedonisst: 7:02pm On Jul 14, 2018
EnglishUsa:
these on painam die, I am very sure you are among fools who doesn't respect men
Too many retarded fools here. Broke ass bastard . You'll never be half a man as I am, but if you're frustrated by a female boss, why not fucking quit? No boss owes you a fair treatment in this life. If you're not happy and you think you have sense go solo and make money by your fucking self. The self-entitled nuisance you mentally daft salary earners constitute make me sick.

Making excuses for a low life murderer just shows you're an animal.
EventsRe: Nigerian Man Celebrates His Wife's Birthday In The US With Helicopter Ride by Hedonisst: 6:18pm On Jul 14, 2018
Ziggylady:
Epistles and lamentations of bitterness!!....i just wonder
Wonder about your stupidity instead. It might be worth the effort.
CrimeRe: "How I Killed Onise Ismail, My Boss At CITEC Estate Abuja" - Security Man by Hedonisst: 6:11pm On Jul 14, 2018
Giovanotto:
As for me, I don't blame the man; these single ladies who have refused to live under their husbands can be very intimidating and frustrating.... Who nor go, nor know.

Meanwhile...
You must be extremely stupid. If the single ladies are "intimidating and frustrating", is it an obligation to work for them? Why not simply resign and stop working for them?

Some of you poor fools are miserable to the extent of being sadistic.
EventsRe: Nigerian Man Celebrates His Wife's Birthday In The US With Helicopter Ride by Hedonisst:
Yeah right. A man who happens to have awoof money to spend lavishly on a woman would spend lavishly on a woman, whether she happens to be his wife, girlfriend, mistress or one night stand ashawo.

I know men whoae illicit schemes have just recently paid off, sometimes in the hundreds of millions (Naira), and then they ferry off a big booty or fair skinned hot runs girl in whom they're well pleased to Dubai on first class trips. It's just that the man's container load of 'white' entered/exited successfully, or a major contract or wire entered successfully, and he is happy, and the mood to spend like an idiot. If he touches even a roadside ashawo that night, he might pay her a million for one round.

The particular woman (wife or anything else) happens to be lucky enough to be there at the time. It's not a function of love or appreciation. It's the same way liquid Yoruba dudes suddenly remember to do a 20 year 'remembrance' party for their great grand mother, and spend millions. It's not for love of the dead and buried woman. It's just that the pocket is itching.
CelebritiesRe: Cristiano Ronaldo VS Michael Jackson - Who Has More Fame? by Hedonisst: 5:26pm On Jul 14, 2018
InansBobo:
But he's a personality. He came as a human and his fame has been from everlasting to everlasting, so he's the most popular while others follow
Okay if you say so, but at least that's why I said Michael Jackson is the most famous in the last 200 years (Jesus came and left over 2000 years ago).

In fact, for purposes of context, I dare say Michael Jackson is the most famous personality in the post-industrial age - the most famous so far in the history of mass media enabled humanity. .
CelebritiesRe: Cristiano Ronaldo VS Michael Jackson - Who Has More Fame? by Hedonisst: 5:03pm On Jul 14, 2018
InansBobo:
Jesus Christ is the most popular
Jesus is Lord. He is not a human being.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Cannot Afford Mistake Of The Past In 2019 by Hedonisst:
twentyk:
Now I have often had this phrase repeated " ATIKU IS A THIEF...bet pardon my ignorance ooo, inside all these Naija politicians who no be thief.... Shay na obasanjo ni,abi fashola, tinubu amaechi,david Mark.... Who no be thief..... See election for ekiti dem dey share 3k,5k...no be thief money be that.... Both the sharer and the receiver, all na thief.....pastor thief, Alfa thief, student (yahoo boy) thief, wife(thief husband) thief, girlfriend(thief boyfriend)thief, boyfriend (thief parent) thief..... Every body thief..... So ATIKU BEING A THIEF NO BE OFFENSE.... Mention one person wey no be thief abeg....

Nice write up, I reason with am
Let's assume that thievery is a common denominator (which it is), which means that it is a prevalent phenomenon across board. The implication is that we cannot use it as a criteria in judging any candidate (but even then, there's no proof that Atiku is a thief, we just assume that he is). But at least we know Buhari is worse than a thief. That's why he hasn't sacked and prosecuted PROVEN thieves in his own administration (Kyari, Dambazzau, Buratai, Shittu, not to mention the likes of Amaechi). And then what about proven certificate forgers (which is the same thing as corruption) such as Adeosun? And to think that the old dirty bastard from Daura took six months to appoint these blighted characters! I swear to God, anyone absolving Buhari of corruption will die a painful death and his generation will be cursed!

Going forward, since every option we have is a thief, how then do we decide the preferable candidate? THIS SHOULD BE THE QUESTION! And the simple answer is competence and leadership skills. Quite frankly, none among the present political class is more competent or possesses greater leadership skills than Atiku.

Is it the retaarrded Buhari who hasn't applied himself in any productive venture other than rearing cows throughout his adult life? This country is funny. Between 1985 when the old fool was rightfully ejected and 2015 when he was wrongfully injected by misguided idiots, what was he doing? What did he achieve? What impact did he make on himself and on Nigerians other than vengefully plotting a return to power for the sake of power? What exactly qualifies the bigoted bastard for leadership, judging from his track record of personal (in)competency and leadership deficiency?

The fact that Buhari is even being compared to someone like Atiku is a grave injury to fairness and justice. It is a travesty, and it explains why Nigeria is the bloody shithole that it is.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Cannot Afford Mistake Of The Past In 2019 by Hedonisst: 4:36pm On Jul 14, 2018
seunmsg:
From Markarfi to Atiku is such a short period of time. shocked shocked shocked

On a lighter side though, I heard Atiku pays better than other PDP aspirants, how true is the information, OP? This must really be a good time to be PDP e-warrior. grin grin grin
This moniker represents nothing but shameless partisanship, ignominy, inanity, and obnoxiousness. I despise this character to no end.

APC nitwits who have nothing reasonable to say because they have simply been programmed to be incurably stupid.
CelebritiesRe: Cristiano Ronaldo VS Michael Jackson - Who Has More Fame? by Hedonisst: 8:19am On Jul 14, 2018
Op you deserve to be crucified for this blasphemous comparison.

There's nobody more popular than Michael Jackson in the last 200 years.
PoliticsRe: Ekiti: Snatch Ballot Box, Lose Your Hand; Run With It, Lose Your Legs —police by Hedonisst: 8:11am On Jul 14, 2018
Let them keep deceiving themselves. Rigging these days no longer involves outdated ballot box snatching for the most part. What they do is substitution of the voter register, manipulation of the collated results, etc. That's where they should focus on.
CelebritiesRe: Ebube Nwagbo Reveals What Turns Her Off In Men by Hedonisst: 8:04am On Jul 14, 2018
Has your price for overnight Bleep (with two standard rounds of sex) reduced due to old age? Last time I checked some years ago, it was N150k.

Useless ashawos who sleep with any animal that can pay their fee and yet feel important.
PoliticsRe: Pastor Bakare And Minister Adeosun Didn't Meet With President Buhari by Hedonisst: 7:44pm On Jul 13, 2018
Imagine these fools. So the presidency can react to this, but 'they' can't react to the dishonorable Minister's certificate forgery scandal? And yet some bastards born by prostitutes still have the effrontery to defend Buhari and claim that he is fighting corruption?
CrimeRe: Hotel Owner And Suspected Smuggling Kingpin Arrested By Customs. Photo by Hedonisst: 6:49pm On Jul 13, 2018
eniorisha:
Ibrahim "Dende"!!! The guy is well connected. Even when d idiroko/seme/owode àpá land border passage is so tight, Dende's consignment will pass at all cost. He deals mainly in Tokunbo cars. He clears frozen foods, rice, Veg oil, and so on.

The current set of ogas in d customs aren't cooperating & compromising. He shld av slow down d rate, especially now DT new no nonsense ogas are now in charge.
Nothing lasts forever. Regime dey change. There's always a time when there will be a new Pharoah that didn't know Joseph.

No be gra gra.
CrimeRe: Hotel Owner And Suspected Smuggling Kingpin Arrested By Customs. Photo by Hedonisst: 6:47pm On Jul 13, 2018
LyfeJennings:
This is the real reason why I will choose to remain anonymous except it is very necessary to be a public figure. This was the same guy Slimcase was singing his praise in "codeine diet and so many other musicians have done in the past. I'm very sure the government had to run a background check on him cos of the praises..
Ade Bendel despite his crooked manners in his days got into bigger trouble after K1 sang his praise.
That's why likes of Abolo, Self Paid and others. I mean real crooks, G boys have declined to be praised and photographed at events.
May God help him
This Abolo dude sef. Don't know what he looks like but I hear his name everywhere. I know what selfpaid looks like, but abolo?

Got more gist about this enigma? Heard he and selfpaid pocketed nine figures last year in a single heist (Twale for oga dem). They're probably the biggest in the business right now, or could I be wrong?
CrimeRe: Yahoo Plus: Khadijat Oluboyo Killed By Boyfriend, Her Private Part Removed by Hedonisst: 5:07pm On Jul 13, 2018
He's an idiot. And unfortunately, there are many like him. The real Gees who know what they doing make billions from this shit, and its all about methods, tools and techniques. It's mostly the Yoruba riff-raff faa-agidi shey big boy upstarts that do this nonsense.
PoliticsRe: Atiku Abubakar Visits Okezie Ikpeazu In Abia (Photos) by Hedonisst: 5:02pm On Jul 13, 2018
I'll be so happy to see Atiku become president. Because quite frankly he is the most qualified and the most prepared person in the current political class. He simply can't be an incompetent president. I strongly believe this.

If only some myopic and misguided characters would stop seeing him as corrupt - even though there's no evidence to that effect (after all what stops Buhari from arresting him if there's any shred of evidence against him?)
RomanceRe: Lady Who Sleeps With Married Men, Gets Heartbroken As Her Dad Cheats On Her Mum by Hedonisst: 3:23pm On Jul 06, 2018
Which married African man doesn't exercise his traditional right to polygamy (I don't call it 'cheating' because that word only applies to women). Besides, which married woman hadn't slept with married men in her earlier years? Yet they expect their husbands to be faithful to them. Jokers.

These slimy characters should better wake up to reality.
TravelRe: Air Peace Women Pilots Lead All Female Crew On Flights To Abuja, Owerri. Photos by Hedonisst: 1:16pm On Jul 06, 2018
God knows I wouldn't board such a flight. It's a modern day miracle that it landed safely, don't count on that next time... These ones are more competent in make up and cosmetics than anything technical.
PoliticsRe: End Of Boko Haram Will Come Sooner Than Later - VP Osinbajo Says by Hedonisst:
This short idiot is so annoying. More than three years after election and into your administration, you're still campaigning and have not started to govern. Everything is...ehmm.. We will, we are planning, we will soon... Everything is iin future tense! What's going on?

How did we allow these hopeless and useless characters get into the presidency for goodness sake.
RomanceRe: Lady Cries Out As Ex-Boyfriend Threatens To Release Her Nudes For Dumping Him by Hedonisst: 7:49am On Jul 06, 2018
We've seen too many nudes already. There's nothing new your plain nude has to offer, unless you're Roman Goddess or something.
PoliticsRe: Why I Will Not Welcome Buhari To Ekiti, By Fayose by Hedonisst: 6:11am On Jul 06, 2018
“When I saw the President of France, Emmanuel Macron and Nigeria President, I was ashamed. This country does not deserve an old man, we deserve the younger generations,” he said.
Very shameful indeed. SMH.
CrimeRe: Wife Cuts Off Husband’s Penis, Throws It Out Of Window For Cheating In Thailand by Hedonisst:
Who's the frustrated, useless jezebel that liked the post?

This only happens when you give women the privilege of commitment. They should be used for sexual gratification and for trivial dalliances... Blessing them with seriousness (commitment) always gives them wings to do nonsense. Take it or leave it.

Even a dirty ashawo in a brothel who sleeps with 100 men daily, if you're unfortunate enough to love up , or you meet her at a neutral place (church, supermarket, bus stop, street corner etc) without knowing her real nature - and then you toast her as a normal girl, and start dating her or marry her, she will form jealous and angry with you if she suspects you of cheating, and can possibly do this same thing. Can you imagine the sheer demonic hypocrisy and audacity?

It's just about not giving them the luxury of commitment. They are worthless, and they like being treated as such.

If you take them seriously and commit to them, then they will probably feel entitled to slice off your dick if they think you have another woman outside (even though their useless selves have been penetrated by hundreds or even thousands of all sizes of dicks and all sorts of useless men throughout their promiscuous lives).

Well sha, bad boys rule. Only mumu 'committed' men suffer this kind of fate. Imagine this mumu running a yeye shop with his wife (working together daily), and then going back home to cope with her bullshit again, with all the 24/7 see finish. Why wouldn't she feel you're not worthy of fear and respect. Tueh.
RomanceRe: 'You Are A Selfish Bastard One Minute Man'- Unsatisfied Lady Curses Guy by Hedonisst: 10:48pm On Jul 05, 2018
Look at the idiot. If the man is spending his money on you, then you must be a bastard to demand sexual satisfaction in addition to the financial expenses the man incurred on your matter. I really don't understand why Nigerian men condone this nonsense.

It's only in Nigeria that a man would carry Olosho (both street ashawo and coded one who also wants money) and yet you'd be talking about knacking her well for hours. For what?

The bitch should only be there to satisfy your own urge, even if you're satisfied in less than 10 seconds. It's only for your own enjoyment. You've already paid her directly or indirectly, that's a transaction.
CrimeRe: Man Refuses To Be Arrested By SARS In Benin. Photos/video by Hedonisst:
decatalyst:
That dude is half dead already! cry


Person wey no struggle or give them tough time sef no dey go Scot free..

#ThisIsNigeria
Very stupid talk. It is people like you that help perpetuate nonsense. So everybody should be docile and allow these fools ride over the populace?

Change begins with resistance. By the time 1, 2, 3 people defiantly resist this bullshit even at the risk of losing their lives, then change will come.

But if everyone remains a mumu out of fear as you're suggesting, then we will remain in bondage forever. That's not how any society makes progress.
PhonesRe: President Macron Awards Mike Adenuga "Commander Of The Legion Of Honour” by Hedonisst: 10:32pm On Jul 05, 2018
nextstep:
But Adenuga is the reason you can check out your social media feeds and do mobile banking... your data runs through his undersea cables. As do your international calls, and even a lot of mobile traffic goes on Glo infrastructure.

*I know Glo is one of several networks and undersea cables, but I estimate 1/4 - 1/3 of traffic into and out of Nigeria go through Glo's infrastructure.
But in spite of all this, Glo's Internet services are the worst in Nigeria (slowest and highest rate of 2g/3g fluctuation / disconnection). Can you tell us why, since you know so much?

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