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Menace 2 society.

Ol boy, see men! Doing it the real way, lol.

So in essence, the whole case rests on the unverified accusation of the supposed victim?

Bow down for the real don.

Yea, big deal. Hope staying there would help reverse his senility and lethargy.

Shameless old fool. Who made you Tinubu's mouthpiece or otimkpu? Ridiculous how someone's grandfather would comport himself like an asslicker with no dignity or self-respect just in the name of fawning loyalty to a repugnant character like Tinubu.

That's why I can't stand all these fake born again hypocrites. Very annoying and pretentious irritants. Can't even endure a mere fling or girlfriend without GOOD Mouth Action skills, let alone a wife. In any case, if she isn't giving you Mouth Action, there is a strong possibility that she will give it to some other guy out there that has better persuasive skills or that she stands to gain something important from, e.g. Her boss. Useless hypocrites. Twa.

I'd rather marry a prostitute than marry these fake goody-two-shoes eediots forming born again. At least I'd be sure of what I'm going into and wouldn't be shocked by any unpleasant surprises.

Intelligent robbers who apply a great deal of proficiency, careful planning, and deft execution to carry out their heists. Unlike the unnecessarily violent and sex starved monkeys we have in Nigeria who are more interested in raping people's wives and killing victims for no reason.

I feel like forcing all the daft fools in NDLEA to lie down on Benin Bypass Expressway and crushing their empty skulls with a Mack truck. Do they know what 'make belief' and fiction means?

Besides, it's the job of the NBC to rate the video 18 and ban it from terrestrial television if it is deemed unsuitable for underage viewers. The fools at NDLEA have absolutely no business here. Jobless and brainless eediots making us Nigerians look so primitive.

Nigeria is not a theocracy and so we certainly do not need a morality police. As with all liberal democracies, morality should be a personal and subjective notion. It's ridiculous for a state institution like the NDLEA to be talking about moral lessons in a music video. Since when did that become part of their constitutional mandate?

kokoA:
They are all over wuse 2 my brother.. To get the sophisticated ones (na your money sha ) just go to any of the hangout zones in wuse 2.. I'd personally recommend Beer Barn because I've had a taste of their hospitality once, any chick you see sitting alone will be at your service if you wish I met a babe from Gabon there once. If you need cheap commodity then get to Krystal Lounge, A-whales, etc all in wuse 2.. For more info you gats pay consultancy fee first

Kai. See better groove man. I have never been to Beer Barn, though I pass through the place often. Quite close to Krystal Louge where I've been to like twice... I never see the African cargoes yet oh preferably those with oversized derriere.

Abeg na consultancy drink I go buy you for more info, no be consultancy fee.

kokoA:
I love our parks and gardens.. They always keep me high and happy! I love the beautiful girls that troop in from other African contries to attend to our konji needs.. God bless them. Oh, I love my Abuja.

Tell me more! I am still a relative newbie. Lol. I know about how high and happy the gardens and parks make us feel, but I don't know about the "other African countries" hospitality ambassadors oh. Where dem dey?

To be a man is not a small something oh. May God open our eyes to see that there is unlimited riches floating about in the air around us. All these pakoro scrounging for peanuts is not what life should be all about.

Fufu models

Baddest ever. This guy's life is a movie. Talk about a real King of the underworld, with a private army of diehard loyalists numbering in the tens of thousands. I think he is badder than Pablo Escobar ever was.

Policy flip-flops and somersaults by the Chief Dullard. Early signs of a presidency founded on indecisiveness, senility, inertia and dementia.

Jenams:
I love this city abeg. Very civilized way of living life. #IrepAbj

Same here man. I can't tell you how relieved I am to escape from the chaos that is Lagos, albeit momentarily.

Abuja is the closest thing to civilisation in Nigeria. Life in town (not the suburbs or outskirts o) is really relaxing, unlike Lagos that drives one nuts.

And I particularly like the gardens! Cozy and calm places to drink cold beer with chops every evening. Wonderful, I tell ya.

This story sweet me like sugar.

She used a long stick to bring out Mama Sunday’s undies and screamed to attract residents to come and see.

Hehehehehe!

Epic!

scribble:
No but Maduka is not marrying beneath him

Odutola is waaaaaaaaayyyyyy richer

It's like saying Dino Melaye has more money than Dangote....


It's quite silly tbh

You know Odutola is "way richer" than Coscharis because you have taken stock of both persons' respective assets and net worth, or simply because you are a clairvoyant wizard? Don't be daft Mr. Man. you think car dealership is all that Maduka is into? The man is worth over N100b. Those of us who know him well know his assets.

Besides, which Odutola are you talking about here, the one that died donkey years ago? Why this stupid chest beating about an ancestor that died ages ago?

INTROVERT:
Igbo boy + Yoruba girl....

And all of you are killing yourself on NL.

There's no tribalism at the 'top', trust me on that.

henchamb:
You pple that write without brain. The judiciary holiday starts on Monday and ends on sept

You must be very stupid. Go back to school to learn how to write properly before attempting to engage your intellectual superiors in serious discussions.

Since when did "judiciary holiday" become a justifiable basis for denying suspects' their fundamental rights? Besides, was it not during the same period that other suspects facing similar charges (Ikedi Ohakim et al.) were granted bail by their respective trial judges? Nitwit.

On a serious note, the judge's ruling is absurd. Quite ironic that a judicial organ would administer a prejudicial measure. You can't commit suspects presumed to be innocent to jail for three months without bail - under the guise of adjourning hearing on their bail application. This is not a terrorism or murder case.

You claim he is the youngest PA ever but you did not tell us his age. Don't be fooled by his young-looking face and diminutive stature. He is probably a 40-something year old midget like his brother Farouk Lawan.

In any case, yet another Abokki appointee. This Buhari government is now clearly an Abokki show. Very disgusting.

Such an understanding and supportive wife. Hustling for her husband. God would surely see you through. A good job will come his way soon.

I'm still very surprised that a seasoned financial guru, professional services/auditing/accounting heavyweight (as a former KPMG partner) and veteran administrator like Oronsaye wouldn't know how to cover his tracks properly. This is precisely the kind of guy that should know how to steal and launder billions in a porous system like Nigeria without leaving any paper trail. Something must have gone terribly wrong somewhere.

I honestly think this might be an interesting story, and I tried my best to read it to the end. Unfortunately, I simply couldn't read beyond the third or fourth line.

dotcomnamename:
Ladipo Bus-stop, Shogunle ?

Tell me about your experience in this bus stop. Is it also dangerous at night?

Nigeria's legal system needs a massive overhaul. What exactly is this guy's offence? He had consensual sex with a 20 year old adult woman. Prior to the act, was there conclusive psychiatric evidence indicating that the woman was mentally incapacitated, and if there was, why was she not confined to an appropriate institution or facility for mental health care? Is ther a medical document certifying this woman to be mentally incapacitated and therefore unable to give volitive consent to sex? How exactly can this be proven to be a rape case? All kinds of simple legal arguments backed by existing laws can be used to throw this case into the thrash can.


Sometimes I am ashamed of my country and Africa in general. No be only technology and infrastructural development oyinbo take pass us. Basic jurisprudence is a problem in this part of the world. One would hear that a man was arrested in Ajegunle for impregnating a married woman(even though they both had a consensual relationship) , while another man was arrested in Ojuelegba for taking a picture of a policeman collecting bribes. Where do these things feature in any of our laws as offences for which arrests or prosecutions are possible? Very primitive society.

The only woman that wouldn't do this is a highly principled woman that has other options. In addition to being highly principled (and in a committed long-term relationship like marriage), she already have a job, can get another job whenever, already has another source of decent income, cones from a financially comfortable background, has solid financial helpers already, etc.

Other than these, most women will. When frustration and reality bites, you will run to that boss and suck his dick. After all, your boyfriend and church members would not know.

Morality is overrated.

All I see here is the self-aggrandizing ramble of a garrulous candidate. Most interviewers I know would abruptly cut you short after a few seconds of enduring this over-rehearsed, almost robotic parroting.

There is a difference between effusion of confidence and delusion of grandeur.

hemmaoshos:
Maybe she was afraid to tell the guy. darling my Russia flag is on. Monthly visitor (LWKMD). This is how i heard my Ex-girl was rape by three guys, the guy she left me for, the guy's brother and the brother's friend. Act of greed, all in the name of flexing. Ladies be careful

I'm sure the guy wouldn't feel too short changed if it was a case of "Russian Flag", lol. In that circumstance, he would have been assuaged by ordinary acts of intimacy....seeing her unclothedness, touching body and sucking body without actual coital penetration. At least it's almost the same thing, and that would show that they will collabo properly again at a future date.

I'm sure the girl wanted to claim total sense and form absolutely untouchable. Maybe she didn't even let him see her boobs, let alone give him a good bj. That's why he had to resort to abandoning her to her fate in Dubai.

How does one feel sympathy for this eediot?

daresimon:
Well the gods should not be blamed for this incidence.

I blame the girl for being too rigid, how do u expect a guy to dish 500k ontop you with reaching there? winch.....u come folo am enter dubai.

I think that part of her brain dat is suppose to do arithmetic of sex, refusal and its implications has been clouded.

I blame the guy for being a bad guy....how u go carry babe wey no give u toto go dubai. Some girls are too rigid mehn.
They are the oliver twist talked about. They take and won't want to give out.

Three parties are involved in this story...the gods, the guy, and the girl.

3G

The highlighted paragraph is fvcking hilarious. Lol.

In the final analysis sha , I would also blame the guy a bit. I don't start spending 'much' on a girl until we have become lovers. In that case, if I consider her sweet and deserving, I can splurge on her within my means. If it's just the initial dating/assessment hook ups, only small small coins for drinks/chops and transport fare is allowed. Unlike some other guys, I save all my 'generosity' as a reward for her sweetness after we have started collabo-ing, not as a bait or an instrument of pursuit. This is the best way to avoid rubbish from some hungry girls who think that they are smart.