₦airaland Forum

kedukc:
Naija ladies sabi talk about romance but what stops them from carrying "love money" to help foot the bills...Why call it "vex money" if not for evil intentions...

Hohohohoho. Help me ask them oh. Very pathetic bunch. Vex money my ass.

BTW, where dem dey keep the so-called vex money, since according to bros Cooger, they don't carry their purse with them when going on dates? Abi dem dey chook the "vex money" inside bra like market women?

Buhari! Why has your regime ushered in so much bloodshed, demonic anger, and evil all across the land? Ever since this Daura President was sworn in, it has been tragedy upon tragedy on a daily basis. I hope this is not a foretaste of the calamity that will befall Nigeria under him.

Senator1974:
Bukola saraki is getting more regards from personnels than our Tinubu house boy "nshibanjo"

Maybe nshibanjo is still a commissioner oo

Saraki would definitely be more influential than 'Osinbade' in this dispensation, no doubt about it. The latter is a lame duck paperweight.

dejavski:
He go soon change am for Tinubu... just watch

I hope so, but I doubt it. He no go fit get the liver. I wonder the kind jazz wey Tinubu dey use control these executive puppets.

KanwuliaJara:
Dem wan phock you ke!
I simply tell them, "No, you come to my house and PHOCK THEIR AZZZZZES instead!

Na who wan go phock for h-insai RAT HOLE "mai-gida", boys'-SQUATTERS?

In this day and age of OSUN rapisssstz?
Go where? TUFIAAAAAAKWA!!!!

Generator FUMES with droning noises enough to give you PERMANENT-HEARING LOSS!

No bed!
No TV
Face me I face you "poultry-duplex"!
Water for DRUMS with EBOLA-mosquito eggs to wash ya azzzzzze?



After dey phock ya azzzze to kingdom come, dem go push your akamu-filled toto with several MISSING CONDOMS falling out of your front and back holes, to go to MARKET to cook ENOUGH FOOD FOR ONE MONTH with FAYA wood ONLY for h-insai dem single-MAMA "main building" inherited ONLY after killing their papa with nagging and stress!

Then WORST of all?

Beg you for money wey you don SUFFER take suck one OLD SENATOR BLOKOS to buy "recharge card" to call "onoda" desperado babe looking for husband o!

The CYCLE continues!

No! You come to MY HOUSE!
I don't phock poverty-stricken BUSH-MEATS!

I always have some "keke UDUAGHANS" to escort you OUT after your SAH-FI-CES!

BullllllSHYTE!!!!

Hehehehehe. Nairaland is truly incredible.

coogar:
Nigerian women don't carry their purse with them on a dinner date .

Lol. I don laugh tire. Seriously, You and the other fella, Timbuktou, have done great justice to this topic. Thumbs up.

Timbuktou:
Go dutch? In Nigeria? Only a measly 0.06% would ever consider this, and an even smaller percentage would carry through.

You need to add more zeros after the dot.

Timbuktou:
Nigerian women are becoming sick jokes en masse. What exactly is the point of going on a date with a bunch of women who have decided to feast to their hearts' content at the expense of their male companion? What exactly is a date meant to achieve in the scheme of things? You want to go to an impressive restaurant to 'assess' whether the guy is good enough for your time, at his expense.
No, my brothers would rather cut to the chase and if you're not coming to his place, it's on to the next one. There's really not much sense in wooing today's Nigerian woman. It. Is. All. About. The. Money. We now live in an era of 'no romance without finance'. Why should I woo you when all you're after is the money? You can swerve if you want to eat at Barcelos.

Secondly, whether there's a date or you've been invited to his house at first invite, there's no good intentions. He wants to lay you. Stop acting like a trip to a posh restaurant will suddenly wipe out sexual fantasies about you. Or maybe you're saying it's only ok to have those sexual fantasies after you've been wined and dined?


In conclusion, the 'come to my house dynamic' is mostly a move to economise the expenditure of time and other resources considering the margin of success/lack of.

Good. I endorse this.

milliondollas:
The community of ladies who are tired of the “come to my
house syndrome” Are u all virgins ? I asked because you are asking for respect due to virgin girls only, 99% of girls are prostitute who date old men for money, nonsense

You dey mind these yeye trollops? One can't cast pearls before swines.

Maple:
If this story is true, I support it. Why should PDP barking dog (DSS) be allowed to reap what they sow? there's repercussion for DSS ineptitude for all this years.

If Dambazau or whoever shuts them out so be it. Infact, they should be desolved. We need a reformed SS agency.

Some of you are unbelievably stewwpid. Do you realise that the DSS is a statutory federal body, with thousands of employees? Is it sensible to demonise an entire agency because you have a petty axe to grind with a few individuals working in that agency (who you now have the power to change, anyway)?

If Buhari and his fellow Abokki cabal do not like the DG and other top officials of the DSS, why not simply retire them and appoint others you like to replace them? What exactly is all this madness and yeye beef with an entire agency of government saddled with specific constitutional responsibilities? How petty and daft can you, your Daura President, and the rest of you APC fools get?

tspaqs:
Oh shut up.!!! tribalist!

Common shatttap dia. Tribal monkey.

Setaje:
Seems ambode is not an elitist like Fashola.

Which is why I am persuaded to develop a reluctant liking for him. . .even though he is Tinubu's puppet.

Poorly-written and incoherent piece of rubbish written by a yorubalist with irritatingly glaring tribal prejudices.

The gate to the hinduedum was wide open without padlocks

Hehehehehe. At least e get gate na. Others no dey get even fence sef. Any stray mad man or passerby fit enter inside go piss come out.

sukkot:
and what kinda children do you expect from a hedonistic lifestyle ? God fearing children ?

What has my "hedonistic lifestyle" got to do with raising children who will have basic decency and conscientiousness? This has nothing to do with the fear of God or religiosity. It's about raising your children to know the difference between good and evil, and to become civilised members of society.

Gaborone:
When I see things like this, I can't help but ask myself who is raising these people, and what must have gone wrong in their childhood to calcify their hearts so bad.

Honestly. It takes a very faulty upbringing (and perhaps some inherent genetic evil) to be so unconscionable. I'd rather not have children than have demonic animals like these. God forbid.

I got quite emotional reading this interview. Well, what can I say.

GBTYO:
[size=14pt]That political vulture, Osunbade is another June 12 for alutta people.

The North will demand for a transition govt rather than have that fake pastor as their President. We in the SS and SE will support the north on this and a new transition govt will be set up and elections conducted.

You will only occupy Obalende, share rice and dance to fuji music in between shouting "we no go gree". At the end of the day soldiers will be sent to chase you back into your dingy one room apartment where you will be confined in a 24hr curfew till hunger brings you back to your senses.


You will do nothing than take to twitter and facebook. Or how do you think you can pressure the central authority? Do you have oil? Do you have the courage to set up an armed insurgency? You have nothing but noise.

You have no ace unlike the ND who were ready to shutdown the country if Jonathan was not sworn in. What will you do? Not a damn thing.


Tinubu's disgrace in the National Assembly is what is about to be extended to you.


Back stabbing jealous ingrates.[/size]

Lol, kai, una no go kill man pikin. Fcking hilarious but also fccking true.

The Sorry State of Osun will continue to attract the attention of public spirited individuals, much to the embarrassment of the chimpanzee that calls himself the governor of that state. Good people of Nigeria including Ben Bruce cannot look the other way while Hunger threatens to wipe out Osun.

Apart from Patience Ozokwor, the others are. . .

Are they drinking it or merely posing with it?

chowlade:
people dey look ur thread Spits and commot u sud b ashame of urself.

I just comment for u out of pity.

Lol! Fvcking hilarious.

Joker. He has long been the world's richest comedian, so no surprises.

I foresee a Hillary Clinton vs. Jeb Bush finale at the end of the day.

God is not deceived.

I knew it was only a matter of time before lesser dullards attempt to defend their Dullard-in-Chief.

Do the oil barons include Wale Tinubu, who runs Oando (one of the biggest subsidy thieves) on behalf of its real owner, Bola Tinubu?

dayo23:
did you read the part of the constitution that says it has to be atleast 55 senators to elect the deputy? I think only 54 elected him unopposed

Mr. Sabinus, I have failing eyesight, so I cannot see the "part of the constitution" that says it requires at least 55 senators to elect the deputy senate president. Please, locate that section of the constitution and spell it out for us here.

Patiently waiting.

“The President did say he would hit the ground running, but he has not been given the chance to hit the ground running because the administration that he succeeded — the Jonathan administration — did not deliver the handover notes until two or three days to the inauguration, meaning that these handover notes were submitted at a time when everyone had been consumed by (inauguration) activities. “Unfortunately, there was no time to look at them until after the President had been inaugurated. The President was left in the dark. He had to understand what the situation was and what was on the ground. That was why he set up a different transition committee. It was only this week that the committee, led by Dr. Ahmed Joda scrutinised the handover notes and handed over the report to him (Buhari). “To be fair to him, he would have hit the ground running if the previous government had handed over the notes early.

Very ridiculous excuses. In spite of the unprecedented cooperation given to Buhari by the outgone administration of Jonathan after the election, this confused dullard still cannot tell his right from his left, two weeks after his inauguration.

What if Jonathan had been hostile and chose not to prepare any handover notes whatsoever? What if he had not cooperated at all as was the case in Rivers State and other states where the APC were sore losers as usual? So the Dullard of Daura would have needed two years to "understand what the situation was" before appointing ministers and getting to work? Did he understand what the situation was before making fake and unfulfillable campaign promises to hopelessly gullible Nigerians?

Yeah. This is exactly why gullible Nigerians voted for him. To strike meticulous poses inside presidential jets and convoys, while hunger and premature death ravages Osun State and other parts of the country. "Change" is here, and this change goes about with a very diligent photographer. Una never see anything.

vacanci:
OP. How do you think Merkel will pronounce BUHARI or OSINBAJO.

have you always pronounced every name correctly?

If you are not Yoruba, Can you pronounce OLOGUNAGBAKAN OLOGUNDUDU.

As you Sabi book reach, without Google.com, do you know where OUAGADOUGOU is?

If you cannot, just shut up.

Oga shattap. In this day and age, a president of an important country like Nigeria - one invited to a G7 Summit in Germany for that matter - should know the proper name of that UNITED country and the proper appellation for that country's Head of Government! Germany has a Chancellor as well as a President. Buhari's ignorance is evident, as it is clear that he neither recognises these distinctions nor understands the implications of mixing them up! If the 'mistake' was limited to a mere mispronounciation of the German Chancellor's name, then there would have been no big deal!

The Dinosaur of Daura. In his ancient mind he is discussing with Ronald Reagan, the President of the United States.

kopite:
It amazes me how apc supporters blindly defend such a global blunder. Its like calling Nigeria biafra or calling Singapore Malaysia. Do you all understand d diplomatic implications of a president calling a unified nation the name of its renegade or breakaway region? We come to nairaland and spew rubbish out of ignorance. Please call something wrong, wrong if dat is what it is. Do yu understand how sensitive d word W. Germany sounds in the ears of German nationalist? Na wa for us naija people oo. God bless us all.

Don't mind the goats. It's shameful how they are outdoing themselves to defend the indefensible.

Seriously, we are in trouble. We have a president whose brain is still running on Windows MS-DOS! Unfortunately, an upgrade is not possible because of his acutely limited mental RAM and processor speed.