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lalalista:
you reek of negativity and bad energy

The truth can be negative.... at least to you.... that's not my fault.

OddsDoc:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/12/were-one-tinubu-greets-opponents-at-christmas/amp/

Stake everything you have on one of them

compton11:
good luck with that

I will be looking forward to you and your friends/neighbors downloading it.

The lyrics will be as deep as worth having.

Revadebola:
HOW I CELEBRATE THE CHRISTMAS SEASON.

Let me share with you how i celebrate the Christmas season, possibly you will learn a thing or two from it.

Today, Sunday being Christmas day, we will have a Christmas Sunday service in the church.

All our adult biological children and the grandchildren have been around to stay with us for some days (with my wife and I).

I deliberately cut back my busy ministerial schedules to stay at home.

We chat, gist and I play with the family.

It may interest you to know, that all my grandchildren are very fond of me.

On boxing day, we stay indoors together and have an exclusive family retreat.

During the family retreat: we have a worship and thanksgiving session.

Intensive prayers, teachings of the Word of God and I share more of my personal life experiences with the family to impact knowledge and mentor them.

It is also a time we take to evaluate and review family issues.

We also take note of individual important dates for the coming year, e.g, birthdays, events etc.

We end the festive season with my laying on of hands and making fatherly prophetic declarations on the family.

Administration of Holy Communion and anointing them to go forth and succeed in the coming year.

You too being part of my spiritual family, i will request you to get a bottle of anointing oil ready and daily listen to the audio broadcast for the 7 consecutive days, I will be praying on the bottle of anointing oil for you to succeed in the year, 2023.

I care and love you as your pastor and spiritual father.

Remain blessed, in Jesus Name.

Can you help me so I can extend it to my mom?


She really needs assistance.

buygala:
Na you forget o..

Many, including myself, haven't

Don't forget since it's your eternal problem

buygala:
It's all good until their kids get teased by their peers that their parents hooked up via toilet sex on live TV

And it gets worse when the kids are shown the live video of the deed

And it gets far worse when their grandkids and great grandkids see the video of their ancestors toilet frolicking on live TV..


A eternal caricature made of an entire lineage due to the silliness of two people because sadly, the Internet never forgets

Disposed

CoronaVirusRelo:
You are right!

Finding a good woman now demands tie. You have to maintain good a intent cycle and keep trying! You not bound to click at 1st or 4th try. But you will always be hopeful.

Yeah, for as long as I can have certain feelings, I will surely consider certain things.

CoronaVirusRelo:
That’s what makes you a man!

Don’t you detect interest of a lady by conversation. She is not bound to like you, but you will have to find her.

And you have several options. Imagine you strike a convo and later be friends, you can still use her to connect to better leagues.

Do all those dinners, winery and hiking with them you know what you searching for.

Alright

Seems you want to know my history with girls/women


Well,my observation is that the more often you guys can meet face to face, the better your chance of being a TEAM.


The frequency of meeting face to face depends on how your lives matter to each other.


The more the areas where you guys can agree , the more acceptable your lives are to each other.


For example , if I say we should meet at this or that place at this or that time because of this or that,then you say nothing or ok but fail to turn up with no explanation ,then how do we reach anywhere?

If you keep asking why? when I ask about you,

Why??


To what end?

What is the use of your 'why?s'

If there's never a reason for us to meet at a time or/and place I wish,then how does it mean??

rontolo:
Merry Christmas!

Will be doing a little giveaway to the most vulnerable amongst us today.. unable to feed. This over the next 4 hours.

Giveaway between 5k and 10k respectively

Genuine needs pls..

Gods abundant blessings!

3080017711

First Bank

Please, let me know the amount after sending it .

I'm using a friend's account.

CoronaVirusRelo:
You still have higher chances than a girl you will meet at Quilox or Peckers.

And it’s never about money or financial buoyancy. That the most mistakes men make, that they feel intimidated.

Even trying to brag about financial standing or wealth is a turn off for a girl who has something upstairs.

Once they find you interesting and genuine. LOCKED

A specific girl or woman finds you interesting by chance.


What's interesting to A may be boring to B.

Goodmarlian:
Guy no trust woman ooohhhh

Nonsense


Do you know how old his mother is and the situation of the family?

CoronaVirusRelo:
Yeah! When you talking to women who have something upstairs, you must be able to talk about their interest. It’s not mandatory to know all, but to be able to involve in healthy discussion. That captivated them.

You meeting a doctor or programmer for example, you should be able to talk about something about profession, what she enjoys, what you don’t like about it. Where she is driving at professionally and where you heading to.

Just say something that shows you have something upstairs. You can be in that niche and be talking about yahoo client or sport betting.

A lady who has invested so much of valuable time in herself will listen to gibberish and wait.

Well, however the strategy, however the aim,it never leads to a TEAM except by chance.

Islandboi:
So there’s this girl in my area I have been to have sex with. She’s beautiful and have good morals.

She came today and we try to do the do. Anytime I insert my penis into her pussy to thrust, it keeps slippery.

So she said I just have a big dick for nothing and don’t know how to use it. This is my first thing of experiencing this kind of thing. I’m confused right now!

You must remain confused!


That's where I'm sure about this matter!

13sense:
Last night I was worried about something I have never seen as a problem before. There was a conversation between me and six guys. One of my fellow complained that, a man he know got married, just within three months of his marriage, he discovered his new wife is still secretly doing hookup. My other fellow was happy, and said he was lucky he got married more than a decade before now.

My other unmarried fellow said he doesn't even know what to do, as in where or how to find a women to marry. He recommend that, one shuld go to those deep Yoruba village to pick a wife. How can an elited guy marry a woman that can't speak good english? Just because we have prostitute everywhere?

No wife material anymore. I only see prostitute every where I set my eyes on. Getting a wife is almost impossible.

You find a wife by chance.... it's been so since the beginning of humanity.

CoronaVirusRelo:
False!

Change your niche!

Lots of brilliant, independent, smart and beautiful ladies out there!

Like I said, change your niche! Do more of reserved clubs, library’s, MBA masters class, Bootcamps, and vacation in top class hotels and destination e.t.c

If you going popular, you will only meet popular demands!

Those ladies have a way of life and yours does not fit in and why you cannot find them. Excess of them out there.

And you must be ready to invest time. They kinda act hard to get, but once they find you brilliant and interesting, it’s 100

Find you brilliant and interesting??


Does it mean your brilliance or liveliness is dependent on their acceptance?

jeromestarks:
" I'm " is not the same as "Am". Learn this before you start thinking of love.

Person wey no get sense no dey love Nigerian girls.

You think I did not know.


Am not amazed by the wrongful thinking.

Hmmmm..... what you call sense may be foolishness to some other person.


There are different ways in which love occurs...... the "in love with you" love is just one of them.


Nigerian girls are not less human than girls from other places.

jeromestarks:
Then your "True Love" is misplaced. Take it to where it will be reciprocated.

Am tired of it.

jeromestarks:
Then you're IN TRUE LOVE.

Then what happens when the love is not reciprocated??

ogwumgbe:
I always hear folks making noise about different shapes of women's boobs, flat, pointed, etc but women's breasts have never for once turned me on at all, I am rather charged instantly when a woman sits and flashes a little bit, is it a medical problem? Please I need good counsels here

It's your cup of water.

jeromestarks:
Na ass dey turn me on in other girls but na my girlfriend boobs dey turn me on.

Moral of the story:
In lust - her ass and waist will make u horni

In love- her boobs and face will make u horni.

What if everything makes me horni?

mezico96:
The paying thing is actually for those that doesn't know how to do their work...

Well, it's a matter of acceptance.


If you're not acceptable without money,then you have to drop the DOH.

dmg1:
One of my friend (my tenants precisely) had a conversation with a girl he just met recently, along the line he jokes about dating her.,if she'll be comfortable dating a guy of 38 while she's 22. According to him the girl
took his words very serious to the point of bringing Regina Daniel and ned nwoko to it.

She said marriage is an understanding between two persons that age has nothing to do with it. She even said she's ready for marriage so far the guy is ready. My friend was really Confused as he didn't expect such reply from her. And he couldn't know how to respond to her.

It's all a matter of chance


Nothing works anywhere except by chance

PerfectStranger:
Non of my homies here get babe.

You come, we fvck, I pay, you move otilo. Dating a Nigerian girl is tantamount to living in bondage.

Must you pay??


Am not against giving a girl or woman something useful.....but wait.... can't a dick be useful?

compton11:
nigga what is u talking about?

Forget about you doing rap.... I was kidding.



But I'm planning to release a rap album..... take that anywhere possible!



Am planning to release a rap album

lalalista:
I feel so hurt and heart broken by someone. I want to fight back but I'm helpless. I want to revenge but I don't know how to go about it. What do I do to deal with this person without involving physical action?

Nothing you do can work


You're wasting your time here


You will never recover


That's all I know

Samakus:
Hi guys. It's Christmas morning but let me have your thoughts on this.

Just coming back from early morning Christmas service of my church. I have a friend (a girl] that is just a normal hello/hi kind of friend. Nothing between us.

At the close of service, she met me and suggested that I marry her. Initially I thought she was joking but she reaffirmed her stand saying that she has been given all manner of ģreenlights but it's like I take her for a sister. She bluntly asked that if I like her, I should marry her and that she will provide half of the cost of the wedding. I didn't know what to say cos truly, that's a first time for me.

She knows my woman and I told her so but she's was like, 'your woman can't give you this offer that I'm giving you and it's better you marry who loves you more than you love her.

I don't really like her in a romantic way. I See her more as a friend but this move from her got me thinking.

I love my woman and but I know she's not ready right now either. What will you do if you're in my shoes.

Insults are welcomed too. Based on nairaland way

I think being in love can be blamed for what is happening to the other girl or woman.


As it is....., I mean as a person that has experienced being in love in several disastrous ways too .., I can only say let's see how it goes.



Where you don't have similar feelings towards her,I don't expect you to ever be happy being married to her.....but she wants you happy where she's in love.


Consider it Mathematically!


Well,as for those saying she might be hiding something......, I wonder what she's hiding that you have to see.

If you want to know more about her health status, I don't think it's too much for her to accept to undergo medical tests if she's in love with you.


Once again.... consider the Mathematics!



Based on what I've seen..., falling in love is useless.

What a person needs is a partner he or she can reach an agreement with as often as necessary.

Such person doesn't only have feelings towards you.

The person's feelings are also reciprocated.


Not "in love" towards you.

Rather 'with you' in love or anything that works for both of you.

Let's just say a case where you guys have a defined relationship that lasts for as long as necessary.

JustPowerApps:
That's none of our business No be we go talk who will give them the diseases, ask the guys bleeping them

Who says am seeking disease carriers?

compton11:
I don't your money

Then rap and promote it all by yourself

compton11:
since prostitution is not bad,so 5 niggas banging your daughter at the same time ain't bad too.

Form a rap song with it


I will help you promote the song

Furk what I've seen!!!!!!

Adeling:
Yes. Why do you celebrate Christmas?
For some, Christmas is the time to fornicate, take hard drugs, go clubing and do all manner of evil just because they want to "celebrate". The true essence of Christmas has no meaning to a lot of so-called christians.

Some even ask for gifts, as if, they're the reason for Christmas. Christmas's ought to be the time of thanks giving. The time of appreciation to God in purity and holiness. While, some call Christmas Xmass. I've heard people say Christmas is for children. How pathetic!

We've bastardize the true essence of Christmas and turned it to a party-scartter bruhaha. We celebrate Christmas to intimidate , and mock those who we feel don't have as much as we. A lot of folks will be very unhappy just because they couldn't afford chicken, or bag of rice as if that is the reason to celebrate.

So I ask again, why do you celebrate Christmas?

Am bored even on Christmas Day

Guest2008:
Just one month left my people. Were you able to accomplish what you aimed for at the beginning of the year?

As for me, I'm still hopeful on the God of the eleventh hour

God can't do anything.


Last year was mad

This year remains crazy

Next year will be insane