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ODJ123:

_*�I mistakenly sent 50k to a wrong*_
number early this morning. After
realising this, I calmed down and
sent this text message,

"Hello dear, I hope u have received the
membership welcome fee of 50k
into the Satanism Industry. That is
just the begining of the richest life
u are about to start living.

We have a meeting tonight whereby we will
slaughter 3 virgins in celebration of
ur new membership. Lets meet at
11pm in ur house. But if u are not
interested, kindly send the money
back to this number otherwise,
welcome to the Satanism Industry.
See u tonight." 10minutes later, I
received a text message saying,
"Pls send another 50k�, my friend is
interested too...........

*Am still crying ���since morning*


Good one..

meanwhile check ma SIG

2002 joke.copy copy.

JayAutos05:
Still available

Joke aside your car is clean.

Too much face editiing..But very pretty girl,love her.

Ifabernard:
I have this friend, we've been enjoying the FWB stuffs and you can tell that we like each other so much. We've been together for more than 7yrs. At some point, we fell in love but later broke up due to some temperament issues and unfaithfulness. In rudeboy's voice 'she gat alot of sugar daddies em plenty' but she doesn't deny me anytime I feel like doing the do. My worries now is that she stinks and down there is not encouraging at all. I wonder how those men manage to endure that smell. The last time I bleeped this babe mehn, na vomit I no fit vomit. I had to hold my breath, stylishly entered the bathroom and wash myself with detol. And guess what, the babe don dress up before I enter the room. It was disgusting...had to tell her to clean up before she reluctantly did.
I want to tell her how bad her thing smells but I dont want to make her feel bad. Pls how should I tell her?

Buy her roll on.make effect to help her overcome it..buy her lemon soap and other antibiotics soap,it's better you help her cure it than telling her and do nothing and by extension crush her ego.

Yanglee:
Clean and sharp Reg. 2008 Honda Accord for sale.
V4
Automatic
Ice cold AC
Buy and Drive.
Price: N1.350m
Location : Magodo

Call/whatsapp 08098329433 for further details.

First paint or repented?

billionman:
Stick with Toyota. Honda is good but requires more maintenance and attention than the Toyota brands. I don't want to write much here cos there are threads already here that have addressed this issue.

Thanks

What fault is it having? Pls be honest.

Pls my people between Toyota and Honda Which one is easier to maintain ?I am currently using Toyota, but I am thinking of getting one more.

I love Toyota but lately I am falling for Honda. So pls comment.

MadeBoy:
I'm a guy that likes my privacy reasons of my quality time to think and pray for hours. Because I face a lot of spiritual challenges. And my midnight prayers have been helping me. Most especially when I had a nightmare or anytime I woke up.

I will seal up my windows and doors while my AC is blasting high. And even when I raise up my voice it doesn't come out.

The government just extended the lockdown which is tiring. She came to my house and doesn't want to leave. I have so many debts on my head now and my yearly house rent is expiring soon. This is the period I need to be alone in prayers. The little I have now I am using it to take care of her which I would have uses for myself to prolong the suffering during this lockdown. Branch and carbon are sending me SMS to pay my loans.

My apartment is so cussing, chilling and so comfortable more than her house by far. Maybe reason she doesn't want to go. She will be disturbing me and dragging remot control with me. When I am watching TV she will just change it to nollywood drama.

I do want her to be coming and going. Not just to come and stay like she is doing now. I'm not use to this type of life unlike some of my friends.

Outside of all this, I do not see future with her just normal control things..

I have not been able to leave the house or do other personal private stuff.

I need her to go maybe coming on some weekends or when invited.

You want to pray when you're fornicating with her?don't you think that can hinder your prayers?My brother if you really want God to answer your prayers first thing is to make some adjustment just like giving up the sex stuff.As for how to sack her,I really don't know about that.

UklassSales25:
Contact us to
Call/ Whatsapp: 08077078921/ 09033704140

you dey sale car you non show all the body picture.

divinehand2003:
https://thenationonlineng.net/patience-jonathans-hotel-to-become-isolation-centre/

His did first lady got 2 billion naira?

1.5m.You people don't even have respect for naira at all.imagine what you're quoting millions on.

Elove1:
All pussy taste the same bro..just ur mind is working on you

I have finally found someone who reasons like me.people don't seems to understand the power of their mind when it comes to sex.

You mean 75k?

AkeNathan:
Imagine warning.

Very in-sensitive, non-empathetic government.

Is there no other way you can urge people to stay home other than drawing our attention to the sad reality of what is going on in other countries?

Have respect for the innocent lives lost in those countries please

You urge us to stay indoors but what have you provided us with?

No electricity for comfort, no water supply, no FOOD, no money.


Foolish people and their supporters

God bless you.

PlayerMeji:
First thing check your brain

12 years old woman?

12 years is not a woman yet.

Barnaxautos:
Call us now...

400k

M00N:
Good Evening Nairalanders

I have a young friend of mine who has been masturbating since he was eleven years old and he is going to be twenty this year. His parents are divorced and he does not live with any of them.

We where talking today and he confided in me that he's been masturbating since he was eleven and that he has been struggling to stop out of guilt but he eventually stopped trying ever since he saw that it was almost impossible so he continued.

But I tried to encourage him to stop because I have been there. I started when I was in the university and struggled till 2018 when I eventually got more control. I realized that while I was still a chronic masturbator that I had almost no drive to succeed in anything which affected me a lot because I kept to my self, had no friends, felt guilty, weak and empty but my friend argued that he won't even bother trying because it was just impossible and doctors say it's healthy to masturbate, I argued that those doctors were lying and that it is not Scripturally okay but he also argued that were in the bible is it written? and I couldn't argue more cause I also relapse at times.

So please, that is why I have come here to ask for the advice on how to encourage him to keep on fighting against addiction and what bible verses can I quote for him?

Science flaw When it comes to masturbation ..They keep saying masturbation is harmless, big joke..If he cares for his health he better look for way to stop

Stalwert:
I remember some deplorable wailing zombies were asking about what the $1 billion was used for while demanding we should not speak of how $2 billion was expended. Yet same folks will act blind to this news, last week we also receive Tanks from Czech Republic, all the purchase are Government to Government which eliminates the middle men who usually screw Nigeria over. All the tanks are fresh from the factory, no more second hand tanks.

Chad didn't purchase all this before they hit the boko boys hard.Is not about having tanks,how you use them is what matters.

Whether you like it or not,Nigerians are one of the most caring people on earth,see his they are contributing for somebody they don't know.if this happen in Kenyan nobody will care.

Hausaboy239:
Everyone wants to come back to Nigeria now.


Never thought i will live to witness these days!

God bless Nigeria!

The table has turned,when you tell them no place like home they will tell you Nigeria is a shirthole..now they want to comeback to shirthome..

bumeks:
Is quite appauling d attitude of these nurses... I av experienced this as well here in Ikorodu but what can one do?

What can you do?Is not everything you let go like that.If you had asked what to do and possibly find out what needed to be done maybe this op would not have experience this.sometimes you need to stand up for the good of the society.

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captainking:
Hahahahah.. This is hilarious... You go use this car tire.. And when u are ready to sell.. U will sell for 350k..

So you can buy this car for 350k?well,I can't buy for 200k self.

ILoveDemMANNA:
Simply to protect you and your family,
so you guys won't be infected. That's all

doctors coming to protect us,how please?enlighten me.

ILoveDemMANNA:
Way to go . The FG is really doing everything tackle this pandemic. But only reasonable people can see that, frustrated species will always be blind to see the government efforts, all they will ever see from their various mud villages are negativity 24/7. Na swear. Nigeria will win this war.

USA and Italy needs the services of Chinese doctors more.So far we have been managing the virus so well,so why bringing them in?