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@PILGRIM
with all your acclaimed christianity i am surprised that you dont know that atheism is worse than satanism.God was speaking to the church in the book of Revelation and he said that if you are neither warm or cold, it is worse than to be completely cold. common there is nothing like atheism. if you are not for us then you are against us. at least, thats what jesus said. nobody can sit on the fence. i am disappointed that you are now running to atheist to come and defend Bill Gate

if you care to know too WARREN BUFFET is the second richest man in the world and he too doesnt believe in God
check this link
http://atheism.about.com/b/2006/07/07/warren-buffet-atheist-philanthropist.htm

@PILGRIM
ALRIGHT. i have the priviledge to tell you that BILL GATES dont believe in GOD
check this link
http://packetstormsecurity.org/unix-humor/bill.gates.quotes.html
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/If_Bill_Gates_is_not_in_any_religion_why_is_he_blessed_with_so_much_money
http://www.wisdomquotes.com/003457.html

[quote author=pilgrim.1 link=topic=177268.msg2869814#msg2869814 date=1222707554]Em, I don't see the need for blood to rise here! You had mentioned Bill Gates as one of those who was in the racket of the devil's prosperity, No? I only wondered why you would connect quite like so if you had no point to stick it. Like this one in yours,[/quote]
Bill Gate na your family? ok.
tell me which church is Bill Gate attending?
show me where Bill Gate ascribed credit to Jesus for his success?
But really, this is not about Bill, it is about you. tell me, if there is no PILGRIMage to hell, will you still be pilgrim or follow the devil?

there is nothing like toilet infection.
they are generally called pelvic infections for two reasons,
1- you dont want to call it sexually transnitted diseases because that is not a fashionable language.
2- there are other ways than sex from getting it one of which is the toilet though rare
mostly, you get them either from sex or when faeces contaminate genitourinary tract.
What do you do?
1- since you are infected already, get yourself and your boyfriend treated at the same time.
never mind wether the guy shows symptoms or not, you must be treated at the same time otherwise you are wasting your time.
which drug do you use?
depends on presentation.
what is the colour of your vaginal discharge?
is it smeliing bad?
is your vaginal itchy?
any rashes around the vagina?
any pains when you have sex?
do you smell like rotten fish after sex?
Provide answers to all these then i will proceed from there?

Nimshi:
Really?

Tell me. What cult?

Don't forget the confirmation too.

We live to learn, no?
.

check this link. i will give you more if you are not satisfied
http://www.icsahome.com/infoserv_bookreviews/bkrev_isaacnewton.htm

[quote author=pilgrim.1 link=topic=177268.msg2869584#msg2869584 date=1222704419]If Bill Gates has not told you he chose the devil, why name him among those you allege to have done so?[/quote]
why are you so particular about Bill Gates?
i never said he is of the devil, i only said he doesnt pay his tithe, at least not full tithe.
moreso, did Bill Gate also informed you that he is for God?
speak for yourself, who will you choose if nobody cares, God or Devil?

[b] NIMSHI
; but remember, one of the greatest was a Christian, in fact, a theologian: Newton. (He was more, but that's another matter).
don't be deceived, ISAAC NEWTON was a confirmed cultist

[quote author=pilgrim.1 link=topic=177268.msg2869482#msg2869482 date=1222703221]Hi @helpee,

Did Bill Gates personally tell you he chose the devil?[/quote][b]
there is no other way to it. if you are not obeying God, you are following the devil or so we are told.
consider most of the great men in this world,  leonarddo da vinci, celine dion, micheal faraday, roberto baggio and many more were cultist and they really really made it.
so who do chose, devil or God?

Lets assume you are not going to suffer for serving the devil. lets assume you can choose between God and devil the way you chose your wife or husband without any punishment. who do you think is better? Devil or God?
Honestly, devil looks more attractive to me. forget the word devil but look at what he can give. can you imagine the number of celebrities that are attending the church of satan?
devil makes life easier, quick money, fame, popularity.
lets be sincere, do you think people like bill gates are paying their tithe? why are they so rich?
if all these powers originated from God, why is the devil so liberal with it and God stingy with it, sorry borrow me better english.
please don't tell me you can choose between God and  devil according to the bible because you are being threatened with hell so the choice is not out of  freewill. it is like getting somebody to confess to terrorism in  PRESIDENT BUSH PRISON OF GUANTANAMO. don't bother to say i am not a christian because i am born again.
so, who will you  choose, devil or God assuming nobody cares? HYPOCRITES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CONTRIBUTE PLEASE

deep zone, you said your virginity is still intactl.
i am seriously interested. Can we negotiate a deal?
i am willing to bid for it with 1million kobo. You game?

you probably have hyperprolactinemia
nothing to worry about.
see your doctor

go throuh IFMSA-africa which is international federation of medical student association.
there is a committee called scope-standing committee on professional exchange.
they will help you.
otherwise contact nigeria medical student association-NIMSA.
they also have scope

Dareco:
Like the subject, many people are afraid to start something or creat something different
either because of failure or they lack the foresight or the ability to succeed in life.
I am here to advise that you should go out there and start something in other to be your own boss. You can learn forex trading or google adsense from me by visiting thisn site www.easyforextips..com or dareogundipe@gmail.com

because of people like you who are desperate to exploit them.
most people are now afraid to start because when they tried to do something, they met somebody like you, who though himself does not know anything about forex and the likes, yet went ahead to dupe them of their hard earned money by providing for them useless information that plunged them into debts.
forex is a serious business, not for day traders like you.
indeed, if you have ever made real money from forex, you cant have time for training.
after recording so many losses, you want to recoup back your money by doing training?
poor you

hammah:
Yes,you can do NYSC before the houseman ship now.

if you don't know about something, why cant you keep shut instead of embarrassing yourself?
How can you do NYSC before housemanship? do you want to start killing people.
As a fresh graduate, you don't have a full license to practice. it is temporary license and is only valid if you use it under supervision of consultants in accredited hospitals. during NYSC, you can be posted to a village where you are the only doctor and so, it is not possible. become a real doctor first before you are exposed to the world else you will be operating on a slaughter slab. Why are you in a hurry anyway?

loner, you are alone in this one.
who helped you to write the application before you were inverted.
i can tell you what to expect sha, they will ask you to write a simple sentence in English and you are going to fail if you cant do better than this

if they ask you to come with money, it is a scam.
quote kufreabasi
please can i know if it is the same micro finance bank that has sent me a message last night that my name has been shortlisted for the recruitment and that that i should come with cv, 1 passport and N1000 on monday 15th sept 2008 at Artcle complex

jedi jedi is a misnomer.
to some people, it is PILE otherwise called HAEMORRHOID, to some it is BACKACHE, while to others is IMPOTENCE.
some take ANAL PRURITUS to be jedijedi while to others it is RECTAL PROLAPSE.
some take it to be ANAL FISSURE, to some it is ANAL FISTULA.
So let us know what is wrong with your boy then we will know the english name of your own jedijedi

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An Ibo boy was registered for GCE by his father who thought the boy was a genius. his first paper was commerce and the father promised him a lot of goodies if he could pass it in flying colours.
the first question was; DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN WAREHOUSE AND SHOP.
the boy thought the question was too simple and he wrote in his answer book; WAREHOUSE IS AT IDUMOTA WHILE SHOP IS AT ALABA.
when he got home, he told his father that he was embarrassed by the simple question they were asking.
imagine asking me to differentiate between warehouse and shop.
So what did you tell them? asked his father
I told them warehouse is at IDUMOTA and shop is at ALABA
Is that all? his father asked
Yes daddy? the now perplexed boy replied.
You must be stupid, his father retorted.
Common, go back and put our PHONE NUMBER ON THE ADDRESS

during the strike that followed VAT increase by the federal govt, an IBO man was bitterly lamenting at the newspaper stand.
He said, What is wrong with this country self? they are just increasing everything. why should they increase VAT again.?WHY? I AM TIRED OF THIS YEYE COUNTRY, HE LAMENTED.
He was so enraged and passionate that people were wondering why he was so bitter about the VAT increase. I even thought he must be an importer.
when the lamentation was too much, a primary school pupil that was around became so curious that he asked, Sir, PLEASE, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF VAT?
Guess the answer?
He said, I DONT EVEN KNOW THE MEANING BUT WHY MUST THEY INCREASE IT? WHY?

quote carmelily
let's vote to expel joshjosh from school!
WHY ARE YOU FEELING THREATENED MY DEAR THAT YOU NOW WANT TO EXPEL A FELLOW STUDENT?
MAY BE YOU ARE FAST DISCOVERING THE FLAWS AND FALLACY YOU PEOPLE ARE CELEBRATING AS A GOOD THREAD.
INFACT, IT IS THE DUMBEST SHIT OF THREAD IVE EVER READ ON THIS FORUM.

quote carmelily
God save your patients!

AMEN! FROM LUNATICS LIKE YOU

quote Kunle
@Joshj
As i said in my earlier post it is not only in Nigeria we have holy business men, infact the most success ful holy business men are base in America and some of the Nigerian ones ae receiving tutelage under them. i am sure you haveholy business men in Ghana too ( at least we have read about the problems a popular Nigerian Holy business is having with the erstwhile Managing Director bishop of their ghanian branch. It was the ghanian bishop that alledgly swindled the parent company church. As i said earlier, please don't let us personalize issues because it would only end up distorting the thread. The issue at stake is not native to Nigeria
you are not even ashamed to call them succesful holy businessmen.
At least they are succesful in their chosen profession and that means they must be smart.
Can you please tell me one area where you are succesful?
if you have ever tried to start a business, you will know that it takes both Gut and God to make it in a highly competitive area like your so called church business.
my only advice for you is from MTN, GO START SOMETHING TOO rather than criticise others

quote Gamine
Abi ooh, my sister!, Thank God for His grace n wisdom
which is available to all!
I look at my old sermon notes and wonder how!

People will be rich or poor, regardless of what Religion they practice.

Christ didnt come to make us Rich in worldly possessions

He came to make us Rich in grace and to save our souls.

The Christian walk is indeed not an easy one, but by His grace, we will make it.
if you must be enlightened, people don't rush to churches because they are told they will be rich but because they are given back lost hope. ever wondered why suicide rate in america is more than that of nigeria?
the hopeless nigerian situation makes suicide an attractive option.
people like you can't contribute anything meaningful to the society yet you will criticise others.
you would criticise jesus anyway were he  to be living now so stop that shit about you being a christian

carmelily
i hope you feel better after yelling and letting off steam? now you may proceed to see a psychiatrist.

thank God i am a medical doctor and in a better position to recommend you to a psychiatrist.

[quote author=Gamine link=topic=166499.msg2774729#msg2774729 date=1220959446]
Josh,

Who is a Thief?

Yes, I was brought up listening to Those men.

I have since turned to only the Living Word for Direction.

The way we should live as Christians is in The Bible

and it is CRYSTAL CLEAR.

I am nothing by Myself.

If you call me a gem, its by the grace of God.

keep shut! are those books you claim to read written by angels?
No, God used people like these men of God you are criticising to write those books especially the bible.
And if you only want to follow the bible, why not do the same thing that David did by killing to hide his crime.
Does that make him a criminal? No, he was rather named a man of God. if you are looking for a perfect pastor then you can't claim you only read the bible because it is full of imperfect people like you

sorry for the break in transmission, i don come real show

an ibo man, a yoruba man and a hausa man were asked to come and pay the bride price of a lady for  marriage. the bride price was 1million. the yoruba said he would go and meet his people so that they can raise money to pay the pride price.
the hausa man said they should give him time to go and work to raise money for the price.
the ibo aked the father of the BRIDE, YOU FIT HELP ME FIND A MAN TO WOO  MY WIFE TOO. I ONLY PAID 50,000 NAIRA AS BRIDE PRICE. I NO NO SAY MY INVESTMENT DON APPRECIATE REACH THAT LEVEL.