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Education / Re: Share Your Secondary School Wicked Senior Experience by HENRY940: 1:44pm On May 03, 2023
Bleep the wall
The senior will bring you in front of the whole class, And have you face the wall, or any hole in the wall. Then you must bang it. If you stop or you are shy then he will be beating you
Politics / Re: INEC Writes Police To Investigate Adamawa REC, Hudu Yunusa-ari by HENRY940: 7:47am On Apr 24, 2023
When will they write to investigate Fraudkubu
Politics / Re: Nairaland Presidential Exit Poll: Who Did You Vote For & Why? by HENRY940: 4:29pm On Feb 25, 2023
Po datti

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Politics / Re: 2023: Osinbajo Will Communicate Stance Officially Soon — Laolu Akande by HENRY940: 5:39am On Mar 09, 2022
So this is an announcement that an announcement will be made. Chai !

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Sports / Re: Name Your Favourite Double Strike Force. by HENRY940: 5:23pm On Feb 27, 2022
Osibanjo and Bihari

One handles security, the other handles the economy



Aaaaaaw, who slapped my head!
Career / Re: Female Bosses by HENRY940: 12:21pm On Sep 18, 2021
Nijagogetsense:
Female boss are the easiest personality to deal with. It's not about them, it is about you.

When dealing with a female boss, one thing you need to master is your emotions. Forget your ego and stoop to conquer. Make sure you always compliment them. Anytime she make a decision, flatter her and say you look up to her. Bingo! You're starting to getting her fall into your trap. She will start thinking about you. Don't stop there, buy her gifts. Compliment her. Make sure you know more about her. Make her a friend. Be interested in her like a family. But never lose yourself. Be professional in your work. Watch as events unfold and she will be fond of you.

You just confirmed what the OP is complaining about.

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Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Inspects Tallest Nigerian Flag Pole In Jigawa (Photos) by HENRY940: 11:07am On Jun 23, 2021
What a great achievement !!
tongue
Romance / Re: A Man must Either Drink, Smoke Or Womanise. by HENRY940: 7:07am On Jun 06, 2021
I do none. lol.
Family / Re: Why Are Mothers So Loved By Their Children Than Their Fathers? by HENRY940: 10:05am On Jun 05, 2021
Only in Africa
Politics / Re: Pantami: Forces Against NIN Policy Behind Attacks Against Me by HENRY940: 9:15am On Apr 17, 2021
Osama Bin laden is a better Muslim than me,
Did u or did you not say it. Mr beat about the bush.
Sports / Re: Pitch Invader Runs On Pitch In Granada Vs Manchester United Match (Photos) by HENRY940: 2:08pm On Apr 09, 2021
adebwalex:
HAHAHA I CANT JUST STOP LAUGHING....

They even coined a name for it "pith invader"
Me too don laff taya

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Romance / Re: Tough Relationship Issues, Can You Answer? [images] by HENRY940: 9:29pm On Apr 07, 2021
if you get that kind of call, you start to settle wife and mum from work, not take sides.

Who wrote this immature script
Politics / Re: How Much Inflationary Pressure Do "Yahoo Boys" Heap On Nigerians? by HENRY940: 8:28am On Apr 01, 2021
Op leave sickness, de attack symptoms
Romance / Re: Stop Going To Brothels, So As To Live Long by HENRY940: 4:07pm On Mar 29, 2021
Any day you miss an accident you'll never use the roads,
If miss a plan crash you no go ever fly again
If ur gas nearly explodes u'll use stove
The day stove nearly explodes u go go back to stone_age pattern

Good that u escaped but don't get superstitous
It will complicate ur life seriously.
That line of thought is flawed
Romance / Re: Should I Still Contact Her??. by HENRY940: 12:50pm On Mar 26, 2021
Almost all 9ja girls are like that
Business / Re: Zugacoin: Why Innocent Chukwuma Of Innoson And Bishop Samzuga Should Be Arrested by HENRY940: 6:36am On Mar 16, 2021
Good points. Nigerians should learn to always thier reading ability.

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Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah: Buhari’s Order To Shoot People With AK-47 Also Affects Amotekun by HENRY940: 9:32am On Mar 05, 2021
It also affects the police and army.

Dumbasses.

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Politics / Re: Southern States Dismiss Blockade While North Food Traders Insist On Strike by HENRY940: 9:20am On Mar 02, 2021
"With no cows in our bushes, we will produce more food".

Full stop.

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Politics / Re: Buhari: Cyber Terrorists Causing Anxiety In Nigeria by HENRY940: 7:24am On Feb 24, 2021
You no fit tackle physical terrorists up north,
Na virtual one you de pursue
Nairaland / General / Re: See 10 Nigerians Who Are In Guinness Book Of Record. by HENRY940: 4:54pm On Nov 01, 2020
Buhari should be on that list, for obvious reasons

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Politics / Re: Wike Signs Executive Order Proscribing IPOB, Lifts Curfew by HENRY940: 9:22am On Oct 29, 2020
Omoluabi16:
Biafra might be a noble cause, but nnamdi kanu will get them nowhere. Zero leadership skill. No strategy. All emotion emotion. zoo,bastard, Hausa Fulani, buhari and repeat.
Politics / Re: Fashola Discovers Mystery Camera At Lekki Toll Gate During Inspection by HENRY940: 7:00am On Oct 26, 2020
Incognito403:


Guy, there was no gunshot injury at all.

You all fell for Ipob and PDP propaganda.

Watch this rare 4hrs live video by one of the protesters. It shows the whole story.

Come back and tell me if you saw any gunshot injury.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hNzn_LyGbQ

From 186:00 you'll hear them saying theres shooting and men are down. In fact the guy around him said 3ppl have been killed.
Are you sure you watched the video.

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Travel / Re: My Weird & Creepy Experience At Erin Ijesha Waterfalls by HENRY940: 1:00pm On Oct 14, 2020
Nice read.
Religion / Re: What's Your Favourite Bible Translation And Why? by HENRY940: 5:33pm On Sep 14, 2020
Massage. (MSG) translation.

It mostly sounds "street".
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Government Recruitment In Nigeria Is Scam: What Happened In Oyo State by HENRY940: 10:24am On Sep 02, 2020
Good morning, Op.

Happy waking.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by HENRY940: 8:57pm On Aug 28, 2020
GLYCOLYSISS:
-- Women loathe being sexually objectified by lesser men, crafting their disgust for the unworthy into a veneer of moral superiority. Yet hidden within this guise of upright disgust is a depraved desire to be objectified by a powerful man. The weak man gets nothing, the strong man enjoys her perversions.

WORDS ON MARBLE Bruh!

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Politics / Re: Power Minister's Claim: What's The Electricity Supply In Your Area Like? by HENRY940: 2:00pm On Jun 11, 2020
Only at night.

@Portharcourt
Family / Re: Why Children Of Strict Parents Turn Out To Be Worse by HENRY940: 6:29pm On May 25, 2020
Poor dad.

"So disappoint"
Crime / Re: Obinwanne "InvictusObi" Okeke To Plead Guilty To Wire And Computer Fraud by HENRY940: 4:16am On May 25, 2020
Invictus lè convictus

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Travel / Re: 11 Trucks Of Almajirai Entering Cross River Intercepted By Task Force by HENRY940: 11:27am On May 21, 2020
they are not Almajiris.
LOOK CLOSELY
Politics / Re: Lagos Moves To Stop Church, Mosque Services by HENRY940: 9:12pm On Mar 18, 2020
IkpuNnegiEwu44:
Stupid idea. Ban immigration from affected countries this useless APC govt.

If u ban Church and mosque, how about market, school, BRT buses, danfo?
Politics / Re: Presidency To Host 2020 National Policy Summit With A Focus On Next Level Agenda by HENRY940: 3:56pm On Mar 02, 2020
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