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Is it Bayelsa's economie dat have collapse? Or its Nigeria's economie?

APC writers tryin so hard to draw our attention from Nigeria's failing economie.

SMH in shame.

Very gud intent, but giv u light n fuel b4 u travel to d moon to sign a pact wit d aliens.

I honestly pray d price stays down.

Let's diversify d economie, not depend on oil.

Zombies be like: sai baba d travelling is yielding result.

ireneony:
No.5 is so true

This remind me of when a guy invited to an eatery.
After ordering fried and chicken for me, he ordered take away meat pie for himself. I was eating the food gel gel gel.
He was looking at me and couldn't contained his feelings. He said " how which I knew this restaurant is expensive, we wud have gone to a cheap restaurant"
In my mind I was like why can't this guy just be quiet "nor be everything eye see mouth go talk"

With that vexation I ate everything including the bone of the chicken. He was swallowing his saliva

It was time for us to leave, he stopped a bike. Abo0ki bike man to be precise. U need to come and see the way this guy was pricing ehh. He was like" you know I priced 80# instead of 150# so we are going to enter this bike together, when the bike get to your destination he will drop you at the junction and he will also take me home from there"


Some guys are jst stingy.
N.b: I never begged him to take me out.

Dis is not abt d guy bein stingy, dis is abt u bein insensitive. Hving noticed d guy is short on cash, why didn't u offer to assist? Later wen we say most women bring notin for d table out side vaginum n s3x pple say we ar speakin latin.

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Cheers

Kosigift:
Hehehehe Op is still a very fragile somborri
Please learn how and when to let go especially where u are grossly disrespected.
In this case, calling off the relationship officially sef is you being very gentle. Move on already.

Make sense

Once it gets to d stage were de tell u: "we will pay d visa/ gbogbotiyen fees of 1000 dollars for u, but u will av to reimburse 2000 dollars to us afta confirming online thru d link below"

Den notify us n at dat stage I can confirm to u dat it is genuine

Dat line wen used genuinely is meant to make a man rethink n try to influence a man's actions. Sum ladies av bin around during tyms of sickness, legal/ police problems, et all trials.

Most naija girls use it as a tool of manipulatin guys. Especially guys in d friendzone, immediately d guy hammer big, most naija babes go be like: I was dia for him wen he had notin, Infact we were an item but now, see how he is treating me. Lol.

Sumtyms stubbornness/ persistence pays, gradually d woman was responding although in d negative.

Here is a rig, I really wish to work @ a rig, I av only worked @ a laybarge n d experience was awesome.

Dat rope access na very risky mata o, but ur pay is gonna worth d risk if u ar working abroad not wit dis Russelsmith pple in Naija

omenka:
Africans and electoral violence.
Smh.
So disgusting.

It's not Africans n electoral violence, was it not same Africans dat voted peacefully in d last general elections? It's d body language of d president dat will decide if an election will be peaceful, violent, fair or rigged.

OBJ said: d elections were a do or die affair n we saw it happened

GEJ said: his ambition does not worth d blood of any nigerian n it was so

PMB said: dogs n baboons will be soaked in blood n Dats wat we ar seeing.

For d sake of peace n better body language, PMB shud come up wit a better speech n hold any body/ candidate stirring election violence by d jugular. So far PMB is not doin well election wise.

M not sure number 6 is entirely true, weneva we make survey pegs using red caution tapes @ our work sites, on our return in d mornin, d bulls in d area av scattered d pegs, so we started using yellow caution tapes n guess wat, de don't care abt d pegs n we come bak to meet dem just as we left dem.

All des ambiguous word being used to play on dos seeking informations of wat d future holds.

I can relate to all d numbers.

Pple saying tru ar mostly gullible n de ar easy to fall prey to trickster n fraud.

Nonsense attempt at astrology.

3 pple dat cannot be touched by by poisonous fangs of d zombies:

1. GEJ
2. PEJ
3. NOI

No mata how hard d Zombie's try, des 3 ar impeccable n de will kip soaring high above dia hate.

Lies lies lies, d woman or d op didn't say d truth as to wat happened. D woman must av hit d dog n d husband probably angry may av scolded her, now a woman hu is pregnant does not need to be scolded, her reaction from d scolding must av resulted to a chain reaction from her husband.

Pet lovers ar very gentle n no one shud insult d husband, Dats wat must av landed d wife were she is.

@ least d economy worked den, we had fuel tru all d december.

All hail Buhari d dullard, notin is functionin in nigeria

Medunah:
I dont mean to speak ill of ur parents but How can they give birth to 12kids when they can't even cater for one?

The question is wat went wrong, (personally I felt no diversification of d economy lolz ). not dat de were incapable @ d beginning. De were very capable especially for d elder ones. Today we av a lawyer, a Doctor, an Engineer, a civil servant, a baker, a safety professional, a seamstress, a student, d hustlers, d free timers n d unemployed.

Anyway, don't tink ill of dem, d experience made me hu I am. Trust me I cud pass for an ajebuta but I cud be fierce n brutal as an agbero. Lolz.

Viviangist u ar looking for cheap attention from d senator. N u shud not call d senator on dis issue, instead call d senator hu presides ova d committee in charge of communicatin n d likes, or d senator in charge of ur constituency, abi u no get senator for ur state? Infact call d senator heading d committee in charge of displaced persons n direct ur venom to him.

Nigerians are always quick to suffocate d gud pple for selfish reasons.

Vivian gist, cheap attention seeker.

Kingsasian:
Good for the policemen, after all they kill indiscriminately so I don't pity them when they are killed as well.

Non sense n very infantile talk.

“Nobody knew what transpired afterwards, but suddenly there were sounds of gunshots and soon after, the two policemen were lying in a pool of blood. The policemen did not quarrel with them, so I don’t know what happened. Malik was shot thrice in the stomach. It was a real mess.”

I can see d sympathy of d writer lies wit d officers howeva, d explanation was goin well till it got to dis point.

Police officers shud knw were dia right end is were oda persons right begins. De shud av simply declared dia weapon n ammunition, register n drop dem @ d gate b4 de follow dia "master" notin wud av happened.

Howeva, d killer/ killers of d cop shud be brought to justice, his right has ended n anoda persons right av commenced.

D whole forces including d spiritual forces in nigeria ar goin haywire since bubu ascended d throne.

silvermania:
OK i get your point, but mine is supplied by the government

It has been like that for many years according to my dad.

I like dis statement above, I don't want sum persons giving an xmas speech n saying, "I" av provided d pple of akoko edo steady power supply in d 7month of watch. (den attach many blablabla)

Dis tread shud officially be brought down.

Howeva personally I tink d ijaws are best in accommodating, whilst d yoruba n Igbos ar worst in accommodating visitors.

D guy tellin u abt bonny is saying d truth, also Ogulagha in delta state. I stayed almost a year (although I travel afta my work shift) dia was blackout only for 1nite.

How eva, in Bonny n Ogulagha, d stable electricity is not supplied by d govt, it is supplied by d oil companies in d community.

Dem don cook dis one done well for ayelala shrine

koboko69:
They tried all their best to pin the insurgency on APC....
Now APC is in power....that line is no more selling. ..
Theynow scream APC promised to end the menace in so and so months.
They want Angel Buhari to perform Mircacles in few months ober something sponsored and allowed to thrive by the immediate past President
Seun all my threads about BH you banned me about and hid.. .I hope you can see I am now vindicated.
I have lost friends and colleagues to this battle. Battle allowed by Jonathan, Dansuki and PDP to thrive just for enrichment and political purposes. Immagine how many lives would have been saved if the money was used for what it was meant for....
THE BLOOD OF THE SOLDIERS,OFFICERS AND OTHER SECURITY APPARATUS INCLUDING INNOCENT CIVILIANS WILL HUNT THIS DEMONS TO THEIR DEATH.
In between.....Why is there no This Day Festival again

Even till now, if I were a mod, I will ban u.

Ur brain mata ar better served as mayonnaise n cheese...

adren:
you have even committed suicide before murder come..

na him send your papa make he no hustle make am big when he dey young..??

whilst your papa dey chase women, him dey chase relevance and wealth..
now look at him.. look at your papa??!

if atiku be your papa, shey you go dey jamtalk like that??

if you care to know, he's one of the finest democrats Nigeria's ever had.. go get your facts right!!

back to topic,

Baba atiku, welldone ooo!!

Shut up ur dirty mouth, as atiku no be him papa make e no blast am?

Hu atiku help? Even ur poor papa sef pple still de blast am, u de here de make noise

Which democrat? Na thief wen dem no catch nai de come out de say: I started a business wit 100naira in January 2015 n by Dec 2015 I av a networth of 6trillion dollars. N de start writing books on how to be a business man or an entrepreneur. ( I hope u understand my point)

I didn't read wat was written dia, but personally, I tink d CHANGE shud go round n touch every house hold, so we all can tell our children children d story of CHANGE n how it went round d country.


Let d government n companies sack as much as de can sack.

Sheybi wen it happened to immigration de said it was pdp's men, same tin de said to nnpc, refinery, custom, dss, mtn, banks, airtel, lacasera, civil service n so on n so forth, now it has gotten to ur doorstep n u ar lookin for hu will fight for u? My friend wat goes around cums around. Mine happened in July afta 5months witout pay. I am strongly in d street hustling.

Welcome to d job market oando staff

I don't like police report, he was profiled, was on d list of most wanted for abt 10 yrs yet de ar tellin me his wife does not knw abt her husbands business. What a lie.


Criminals always use dis line: "once d police ar coming, my body always giv me signal or b4 I am arrested, I vanish". Lies lies lies, it's d police mole n his spies in d area.


Non d less, kudos to d men of d NPF hu brought dis criminal to justice b4 we start hearing tins like I started my business empire wit 10naira n see were it has grown to today.