₦airaland Forum

wisdom is profitable to d wise, Abraham lied to protect his family.

nani212:
Good evening nairalanders, I'm considering setting up a barbing salon in one of the south eastern states. I have 240000 to invest. The main reason I want to set it up is to create another source of income as I currently have a business I'm into. I wont be the one operating the barbing salon but I'll be visiting there to supervise every evening. I'm almost a novice in this field and I'll like people with experience to please advice and give me guidelines on steps to take.

Will 240000 be enough? What will be the right or appropriate salary to pay the barber I will employ? How profitable is the business? How much profit should I expect monthly? Waiting for your suggestions.

pls stay away from barbing saloon, use ur money to open a laundry mart. I promise u, u won't regret it.

I use to own a barbing saloon, d recurrent expenditure on barbing is very high n it needs close supervision; laundry on d other hand isn't. pls n pls weigh d two n if u need more words on both of dem, send me a pm n let's chat. laundry is way better dan barbing. individuals barb 1 in two weeks, but de wear clothes every day. think abt it.

trenlog:
People won't make noise about this because it has nothing to do with Islam and the Muslims.

must u use dis line? is it ur father dat brought it here? or is bringing it here not an outcry? did u see it was mentioned dat d traditional ruler condemned d attack n his wife was also a victim?

my friend get sense b4 u type.

okowa wit e plenty teeth.
e too early to start media showcasing of notin o.
no road for delta, no street light no security no job
n d man de show us logo. dis man well so?

LudaChriz:
Did Buhari, Lia Muhammed and other APC zombies like u joine hand to fight terrorism with GEJ?

its no long called book haram terrorist, or terrorism, its now called book haram militants and militancy while d Niger delta avengers ar now addressed as: Niger delta avengers raging terror in the Niger delta

awoo47:
sharap. Who told u dat. D husband might marry lyk 10wives on top her. Nd hw do u knw she is happy. Her expression doesn't point to dat. Bottom line africa is ravaged with poverty, something needs to be done quickly. Just imagine

ur manner tho, sharap is uncalled for.

Pouyan:
Mosquito net and garri bag? This probably happened at the poverty-ravaged northern parts.

its pple like des dat needs award n recognitions, de strive to show love n carry out d human mandate of procreation n family despite d inhumane conditions de find demsefs.

d pix is a reminder to all dat were dia is a will, dia is a way. I bet her hubby saw her as d most beautiful woman in d world.

ManMountain:
He was not timid, he was cautious and he took his time, the same and exact reason the person that organized and crushed that particular rebellion, TY Danjuma (COAS) didn't take over - religion . A gang of Christians murdered the head of state who happened to be a Muslim on a Friday. OBJ should have ordinarily pick TY as the Chief of Staff, but they had to jump over the heads of so many Christians to fetched Sheu Ya'rdua to assuage the feelings of the Muslims.
They all learnt a lesson from the 1966 coup, that people would read meaning into any coup if the successor is connected to the plotters one way or the other.

I dislike obasanjo so much but Sumtyms ehn I av no choice dan to learn from his wisdom. an era were pple were power hungry, he sacrificed power to appease a section of d country. I Neva even tot of d 1976 coupon dis direction.

disan obj is very wise but Sumtyms I just don't like him lol. yet his wisdom is collosal.

omenka:
iPod Minister of Health in waiting.

annoying but I find dis hilarious. lolllz.

op u tink u ar trying to publicize d man but by the tym nafdac ask for nafdac certificate for Dis him otapiapia n herbs, na trouble u don put d man o.

Oche211:
Jonathan put us in this mess we've found ourselves. Some idiots won't still see the big picture.

who requested n fought for the money we all saved to be shared? I am lost why we ar shouting gej cudnt save.

Young03:
FFK shutup..u knew this earlier n u choose to be adamant

why telling us now?

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snezBaba:
Ogbeni shatap and suck on it....mumu boi,wasn't it this same Doyin that was telling sahara reporters shit..so because they Are no longer in power they have become heroes abi.....Abi weray leleyi ni.
Igbolitic Asslicker

ekpa!! ur tots ar processing words I didn't say, I believe u ar schizophrenic.

I knw say ur sense don draw leave u like okro, I resemble Igbo or afonja for ur eye, I repeat stop spitting, twisting ur neck n talking trash to ur elders.

tell ur dull presidiot to bring u a train or tell him to train u.

seunmsg:
You are talking absolute nonsense and your logic is upside down. Why do you guys leave the truth and start saying illogical things simply because of PDP/APC politics?

If the intelligence agencies under Jonathan had done their work competently, a lady with serious link to terrorists will not be seen laughing and shaking hands with the president. Jonathan's incompetence and insincerity with the way he handled the boko haram issue discredited his government so, stop blaming someone else.

No serious government will play politics with national security the way Jonathan did. The Buhari government will not shy away from questioning anybody that has a question to answer as regards boko haram terrorists. The least you all can do is to keep shut if you don't have anything reasonable to say.

is gej is d president? ur lot Neva cease to amaze me. tell ur president to bring bak d girls n quell d BH terrorist.

gej is past n let him rest. buhari is currently grossly incompetent n u knw it don't call gej for bubu's incompetence.

nonsense.

snezBaba:
This same Doyin that said Nigerians cannot afford New Trains Because we are not Americans....Stupid set of people. Mtchew

stop talking thrash, stop spitting on ursef n stop twisting ur neck.

tell ur president to buy u d train, is okupe ur president?

cramjones:
Oh Africa, oh Africa! Are we cursed? We spend unnecessarily in burials yet we have IDP refugees dying of hunger! We go broke doing 2 - 3 weddings per couple...while others in richer parts of the world do just one. We steal billions only to spend on burials and frivolities, yet we do not have any standard hospital to care for us. Why are we dumb as a race, why do we do things in the most stupid unimaginable ways? Oh My Africa are you cursed?

-CramJones

if u had said Dis b4 n during d tym u ate Aisha rice, I wud av supported u, but now, leave d man to bury his mother. tell ur president to use his cow to feed d idps.

nonsense.

ehhhh, dis one wan take her hand call edible caterer for her husband. pursue career make edible catering pursue ur husband.

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Josmila:
You lack knowledge and your unwillingness to learn is so glaring with your comment after reading. Everything is politics to people like you, reason we're not moving forward.. Concession agreements will be reviewed was what I read, you obviously skipped it to the part you could make innuendos about

shut up, if every tin isn't politics wat ar de? ur APC govt n bubu is a fraud, Notin gud is happening in Nigeria since de took ova.

nonsense.

cramjones:
Great job! It remains sad that in a country with so much talent, so much pith, so much creativity, uncountable genius, yet we are ruled by dullards, budget padders, murderers, and those who only know best to plunder. My prayer is that Nigerian youths will one day take up the mantle of leadership in Nigeria and take it to its rightful place!

-CramJones

u sold d dull one to d Nigerian youths n sold d Nigerian youths away. now u ar crying. my friend its pmb till 2023.


so de finally stopped giving u ur rice? I told u to meet Abdul, he has bin collecting ur rice from Aisha.

iamord:
Don't you guys have any better jobs to do?? What will you gain comparing the two?

buhari has taken d jobs. n honestly buhari is lookin sick.


why d craze wit African presidents going all camo? are de threatening us?

A Doberman stood firmly on the ground, bravely fighting with poisonous snakes, thus saving an entire family from certain death.
Snakes attempted to enter a house, however on their way, they encountered a Doberman, the family’s dog, in the yard.
The dog successfully coped with the snakes that were trying to escape from him. An eyewitness said that during the fighting, the snakes stung the dog and that the he lost a lot of blood. The dog did not stop until he killed the last one of the snakes, so they couldn’t hurt a family member.
The dog, unfortunately collapsed from the poison of the snakes. The family is still in shock over the incident that occurred on Monday evening.
“I’m in shock. He sacrificed himself for me and my family. I will remember it until my death. I pray to God – that his soul rests in peace. “


source: http://luxurywayofliving.com/2016/07/18/what-a-hero-dog-saves-a-family-from-cobras-then-something-even-scarier-happens/

flokii:
Anyone can deny anything.. Wait till we get proofs or video footage.. Clueless man bfor

Same way you denied when a former Niger delta leader accused you of forming NDA.. Nemesis will catch up with you soon

e be like say dem use ur brain do stew

na now I read am.

everybody knows Nigerians cheat only Nigerians dat act like de don't knw de cheat.

in sports we cheat
in music n film we cheat
in d military we cheat
in politics we cheat
in marriage n relationship we cheat
in data n mb we cheat
in commerce n projects we cheat
in cheating we also cheat
in school we are taught to cheat.

lala, snake, ban, confusion topics, celebrity tips n bottom et all.

den for no reason sum dull persons quote u to spill trash or post a meme afta quoting u.

buharisbae:
When I see threads like this it makes me wanna cry

tinkin of how the whites dehumanized blacks is too painful to bear buhh I can bet the woes will soon befall the white for what they have done to degrade the black race! may God judge em all

It shudnt make u cry, we africans av don worst dan dis for oursefs. Even in des conditions, I believe most of dem wia living better dan d pple de left bak home. If in doubt, why ar d africans n blacks in europe n america not comin home despite d terrible situation de face dia? Even bein bombed.

Pple take d tips for granted n I get angry, during love makin, d big yansh or big breast is forgotten, its d tips dat feeds d man.

Pls do not bite d tips dat feeds u.

Hybrid600:
I'm so sorry for the loss.. If you had upgraded yours OS version to 10.3, you can log on BlackBerry site to see its location...

I upgraded to v10.3 n I also set d bb protect stuff, my location settin was also switched on as at tym of theft; I did logged in to d bb site but d map feature was incoherent to me. I also logged my frnds Q10 bb protect on d site n it showed me it was in same faraway environment wit mine.

Tanks for ur swift response

Pls how best can I recover a stolen bbQ10? It was stolen at gun point by robbers.

CHANGE this drug is d deadliest of all drugs, it releases very high amount of d Zombiphones hormones, addicts die slowly without even realising. Most victims were found dead clutching firmly to dia mobile devices n last activities ar usually on social media. A zombiphanoid becomes violent n unstable wen d drug "change" is mixed wit aisha rice. The remedial action for zombiphanoid is very simple. Buy a wailers form n wail.

Kosigift:
This is unbelievable! Like seriously? How selfish can you get??

Its not selfishness, d man needs tym to diffuse d negativity he feels, most tyms d negativity may stem from pity. Wit tym, he will get ova it if he trully loves his wife. But d woman shud not push him. Healing for hu is raped n d spouse hu watched takes different dimensions.


@kosigift message me on whatsapp or fb. Fynboys obtain me, dem rob me, collect my phones.

Mafking:
Take your time to read my story and answer the question at the bottom

Let's say you have a fiancee/girlfriend or whatever buh it's someone you really take serious... So She has this talent of cooking which you are so proud of and always brag about it anytime you are with your guys(buh your goons never really take you serious)

So this your particular Bae finally gets the opportunity of her life....your friends are coming over and she's gon be the cook!!! (she can't wait to blow your friends minds).....

So you are all hanging around while she's cooking and you could all perceive the aroma coming out of the kitchen... Your goons were giving signs that could only mean they are 70% convinced of your bae's kitchen talent...

Hmmm to the real deal: all of you are now sitted , food
looking delicious... Think of traditional food(like pounded yam and a lot of meat or something)
You confidently wash your hands before anyone else and you mould a nice Bolus of the pounded yam and dip it inside the delicious looking traditional vegetable soup buh you noticed something unusual

















The soup is as rich in Salt as the sea

Buh fortunately you are the only one that have tasted the seasoup, others are buzy washing their hands including your boo...

See you only have one option....

Your friends must not taste from that soup cus if they do your own and your fiancee/girlfriend yaf finish considering your friends are the likes of smellingmouth, stupidity, decker, iceberlin, stfyouaregood.... And you too your mouth does not stay in one place(you are fond of saying the truth at the wrong place*birds of the same feathers)

So the only question is... How are you going to save her ass

Oh the title of this story

Women are the salt of the world

Very tactful question, I will immediately ask for more salt n pour on d food den I will mix everytin togeda, I will forge annoyance n scold her for not adding many salt to d fud like d way I told her b4. if she start acting like she does not knw wat has come ova me, I will get up wash my hands n tell her m not eating again since she no wan hear word to de cook to my taste, maybe dis action go show/ teach her a lesson. I will call my friends n tell dem let's go hangout in sum nice place.

Den wen we de come bak, I go jejely buy sharwama n suya to appease d goddess at home n explain d drama. A gud nite of hot romance will heal d rest.

Henry praise: