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[quote author=Yoruba_Jesus]FP[/quote]Tank u, I nid as much cova as I can get, m still outside n av briefed my younger bro on wat to do but I still feel helpless. Dis is a tym wen I got to secure my aging parents n now m feelin helpless. Pls fp.

Fellow nairalanders

I don tire for assu, left for me, Jojo shud grant dia request, den retire all lecturers n profs, how can a set of pple be so annoyin?
Wat do dey even teach?
Nigeria problem started from Udoji awards n now same category of pple ar still clamourin 4 more. Wat happened to: TO SERVE OUR FATHERS LAND WIT LOVE N STRENGHT N FAITH?

pls how do i delete a topic that i post? n i av com across some post that the handle is written nobody how can i do des? please help a brother

Mama Onome tie tie water pure pass all des dia water n its gud for soakis.

Nice write up; however, not so many pple knw dis: but d major complaints among workin adult is back pain.

I believe d write up is understood, d police only respect Video we will get dem d video copy den dey shuld tell us its durin recruiting; FPME (Female police manipulative exam) on ACP

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Jim Reeves songs does it for me. I don't cry but I contemplate n meditate deeply. I also cheerish Bassey Elohim's Book of life while catholic traditional hyms during d easter tridum activities takes u to a celestial height. It reminds me of days in d seminary. Benedicta nos Domine

Were ar dos dat will say it is from a nollywood movie? Oh dat one wit mouth open is Jim Iyke and dey are shooting a movie title: PLAYING DEAD

Siasa was d John d baptist to d success of Keshi's eagles. He paved d way. The are both gud just that Keshi is more experience wen compared wit Siasa.

I heard d king of d jungle is a lefty also.
I had a colleague who cud use both left n right hands effectively.

the girl sees her self dat way: as a sex tool for guys.

Infomizer: It's a natural something! Happens in the animal kingdom too so humans are no exception..A male praying mantis usually gives the female something to feed on while he bleeps her! Some animals dance, others sing bla bla bla. You've got to do what it takes to impress her enough and get laid. The surprising thing for me is that they are the ones that enjoy this sex thingy the most! They should pay guys to sleep with 'em! But nature's a bitc.H

it depends on the lady u are hanging out with, almost all ladies like the praying mantis kind relationship (they feast on u while u are in a relationship) almost all guys prefer the lion pride relationship (so many ladies in the pride, he sleeps all day, the lionesses work for the pride he takes the choice part of the kill, he protects the pride from invaders n intruders, Fu*ck n goes back to sleep).
In bf/gf relationship, the ladies are mantis, in marriage relationship, the men are lion.

mechummy: Who dash Jim Iyke
Talk about Neyo, J.Cole....

ireneidiva: JayZ ? hell no

Now I understand d mind of ladies, I used nigerians as a bench mark see as all des ladies dey find american lips, is dia still hope for nigerian lips?[quote author=uj_sizzle]The Trey Songz type [/quote]

Lemme try to reprase dis.
Ladies which kind of lips do u like?
1. The Jim Iyke type
2. The Desmond Elliots type
3. The kenneth Okonkwo type
4. The Dickson (bayelsa governor) type
5. The Zack orji type
6. The Demba Ba type

Now ladies/ gays don't fantasy about d name bearer but tell us about d lip type u like.
For me I like d stella oduah type of lips.

Tenderly1: Guy are you high on something Which Edo state are you talkiNg about? I laff ya face

Is dia anywere dat is safe in d world? Edo state is peaceful for ur information, it only gets hot for cultist n dia likes. Were ar u from? Anambra or Lagos? Are dey betta dan Edo wen it cum to peace? BTW m not high, m sure u shud ask ur dad same question

Dis week is surely gonna be a gud week do u knw d reason? M sure u do.

Obafemi, now I understand u are playing in a different league n scoring so many goals.

2face now have a comrade.

slimdiggi: Fine gial! Be careful in that state o make ur country no use all their money for ransome!

U talk like a dull kid. Y does she needs to be careful? Such talks are uncalled for. Talk about ur own state n pple n don't make wrong insinuations about oda states. Edo state is one of d most peaceful states in Nigeria. Even in d big brother house, Dillish has bin eulogising Osho baba, so shove ur begotic comments bak tru ur a.nus

D documentary claiming dat Abraka holds d world record of heart disease may not be tru, d reason: Eku is a town in abraka were d famous Eku baptist hospital is. The hospital was so famous in d 70s - 90s cos it provided d medical needs of almost all everybody living in d old bendel state most especially amongst d urhobos, Ijaws n itsekiris. The hospital was deligent in record keepin and dia services were almost free.
My point, abraka/ eku attracted all sick pple hence dey were registered at Eku babptist hospital in Abraka.

My take on palm oil: palm oil might not be d major cause of hrt related diseases, however, d cos of heart disease amongst pple who were treated at Eku baptist hospital in abraka may not be far from dia choice of diet as des 3 tribes eat almost same diet which are usually salty n spicy.

I even stopped takin pepper soup at home cos I can't n don't knw d essence n composition of d spices employed.
I didn't watch d documentary however, one of my American co worker once mentioned to me dat d worst tin Nigerians eat is palm oil.

Nigeria today is a mockery of d first stanza of d current anthem...

All des tins u ar sayin @musiwa how do dey affect d video we just watched? Stop digressin. U ar sounding too much in a hurry, dis is monday mornin calm down.

musiwa15: let me help you with that video... that was a white man... go and ask any white british journalist , where is namadita in africa, they dont know.

it was a period in nigeria where many of the video were audit and voice recorded on them. this is how the nigeria state was. it was run as a Communism state.



who is this? awosika... my father knew awosika... and my father lived in england .. with even some nigeria still alive.. so you think the document is fake. go and find out. that why gowon since they appointed the nigeria icc judge have been hanging around jonathan because he does not want to be send to international criminal court.

it took them 8 years with several conference.

they did not get alone and they know broke away... they union did not work.

1953 or 1952 was when the federation of nigeria was created.. not 1914.. before 1953. they called it british west africa. i cant remember what i read. ghana i think broke away.. so they were force to


do you see nigeria in the commonwealth games.. history. no.. that is the reason.


look at the video.. do you see any igbo there,, no. if it was from nigeria... why.. why would britian give out mace... 1953 they started debating the issue and at a time. they were not united.. so western nigeria went to britian alone , they broke away from the rest ..

all protectorate were call region in africa. it is the word region that confuse you. see ghana, and check other africa countries.. they call them region

so you aren saying british acieve is wrong.

listen to chief awolowo and you would hear him say, self government and independent... [b] this is what happen. the reason is the north refuse to be independent.. That why they killed ironsi when he united them.[b/]

you can see white people were the one who presented the document.. not from nigeria but from britain. they got their self government and independent not from nigeria but from britian. because the north refuse to be independent, ask an older northerner. they will tell you so.

the north refuse to become independent. nigeria govt alter video.. many of us came to know the truth about nigeria. i made only one mistake.. the issue of one picture.. which i think i got wrong.
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U ar talkin gibberish, d awolowo video is edited n ur write ups are not edited from ur myopic mind? D question was straight n direct n Awolowo gave a definite answer dat any sane mind wud understand.
BTW all d books I read explained dat d death of Ironsi was a reprisal attack on easterners for d 1966 coup, I av neva cum across a school of tot dat attribute d killin of Ironsi to his policy dat encouraged unitary govt
Now I knw dat d feud btwn d east n west has bin an age long feud cos at d begining of d interview, it was said dat dia is a tussle btwn d east n west.

So many stories cumin out of Edo state.
All des kidnappers, how can u kidnap 2 wives? U wanna leave d man stranded? Damn!!!

Lies lies lies n more lies, all cos of bribe n extortion; btw since 2011 wat is d court/ judge waitin for b4 he/she sentence these babarians in uniforms or d court is negotiating they want dia own share of d loot. Or justice goes to d highest bidder.

Number 7 is very true

Sh-t in a toilet bowl has neva bin shown in any hollywood movie.

Water system Toilet is a strange invention to 9.5 percent of nigeria adult above 50 yrs.

The nigerian system will eventually frustrate tissue paper company cos 70 - 80 percent of nigerians use water to wipe instead of tissue

Front page tins, hard work really trully pays. Davido has done well for himsef. Good record keepin.... MOD pls front page plsssssss.